Take the farm down to earth

Chapter 294 Chapter 293
After Shi Zhongkui was embraced by Jin Ling, he immediately wanted to shake him away.

It's a pity that Shi Zhongkui forgot, although Jinling and Yinling are only twelve or thirteen-year-old boys, they are genuine immortals.

How can a monk at the incarnation stage break free?

Seeing this, Yin Ling hurried into the storeroom, took a treasure gourd specially used to hold wine, and chanted spells at a dozen huge wine vats.

In an instant, more than a dozen streams of water flew out of the wine tank, and went straight into the gourd.

Probably because he was afraid that Shi Zhongkui would cause trouble for his brothers, and Laojun didn't say how much fairy wine he gave, Yinling kept collecting all the wine in more than a dozen tanks, so he stopped.

After running out to close the warehouse, Shi Zhongkui didn't move, and Jin Ling and Yin Ling breathed a sigh of relief.

Pulling Shi Zhongkui to the side with a flattering smile on his face, he said, "Brother, this fairy wine is the only time I have a chance to drink three or five cups of this fairy wine.

Although you can't become a fairy with just one sip, it can also replenish mana.

Most importantly, the name of this wine is Samsara Qiongye.

Ordinary people get drunk for three days after waking up refreshed, and can dissipate more than half of the hostility accumulated in past cultivation, which is the best thing for cultivating the mind.

If you have close relatives, give them a cup every ten days with a cup of two or three, and keep it for three to five years, and you will be able to practice until you become a baby.

If you continue to drink for ten or eight years, even if you don’t do anything, if the wine is enough, you can build up a Mahayana monk by relying on the aura of the wine. "

Shi Zhongkui was not happy but surprised, "Then how to overcome the calamity?"

Jin Ling and Yin Ling gave Shi Zhongkui a white look, "My senior brother, you have a map of the universe, and when the thunder came that day, you lifted that treasure into the air.

When the catastrophe falls, it is like rain hitting the surface of a lake, with at most a little ripple.

As for the heart demon tribulation, this reincarnation Qiong Ye was originally meant to eliminate the heart demon.

The Kowloon God Fire in your hand is covered, not to mention disturbing the hearts of the demons, they will be burned by the real fire of Samadhi as soon as they come out.

Use the two treasures together, not to mention hurting the origin of you and your loved ones. That day the thunder can be collected by the Qiankun map, and it is the most powerful method to deal with those monsters in the Mahayana period and the tribulation period. "

Shi Zhongkui was right when he thought about it. Those who are in the Mahayana and the period of crossing the catastrophe will not cross the catastrophe when they are sure enough to prepare for dozens or hundreds of years.

Once Tianlei advances, it is safe to escape from death.

Even if real immortals and celestial beings encounter each other, if they are hit by a few lightning strikes, they will still have to peel off their skin if they don't die.

Seeing that he understood, Jin Ling and Yin Ling smiled and said, "Also, Qinghua Emperor Taiyi is your master. If you ask him, he will let you personally pick up your relatives and become immortals. That's not a word from Taiyi." That's all?"

Shi Zhongkui laughed, and then asked again, "If I bring up wives and concubines from the lower realm, can we still be married and live together?"

Jin Ling and Yin Ling laughed, "My good senior brother, you wouldn't help your wives and concubines become immortals first, and then let them be famous and unemployed, and go to the lower realm to be a carefree loose immortal.

No matter how strict the queen mother is, she can't control the earth and fairy world.

Besides, with your status as the Taoist protector Zhenjun and the fifth-rank Fumo Zhenjun, even if the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother find that you have violated the rules of heaven.

As long as it is not a rebellion, who is willing to really offend you.

Otherwise, even if you are allowed to reincarnate in the first life, when you return to the heaven again, it will be a death feud. "

Shi Zhongkui thought for a while, then he laughed.

There are many dishonest gods in the heavenly court. It is rumored that Lu Dongbin violated the rules of heaven more than once and was punished to reincarnate.

As a disciple taught by others, naturally there is no danger of losing his soul.

It took hundreds or thousands of years to restore his original cultivation base, and God continued to be his god.

Jin Ling and Yin Ling continued, "As for longevity, even if you don't get 9000 years of ripe flat peaches every year, you can always get one every 100 years or 1000 years.

Besides, if you make more contributions to achieve the fourth and third ranks, then the flat peaches are something that you will dislike if you eat too much. "

Hearing this, the Lion Camel King was envious to death, and a little frightened.

Secretly think that this world is unfair.

People with status and backing even dislike flat peaches.

People without birth, in order to prolong their lifespan, can only continue to practice hard, looking forward to improving their cultivation base to increase their lifespan.

Those who have been stuck in the realm for countless years and have no hope are using all means.

Among the last hundred, only one can be lucky enough to escape the right path, the pursuit of the heavens, or the demons and catastrophes, in order to break through the realm and increase the lifespan.

Seeing that he understood, Jin Ling and Yin Ling reminded him after thinking about it, "Brother, please don't take your own children to heaven. They must cultivate themselves into immortals.

After they ascended, they would be like those heavenly masters, put people under their own account to work, and get a legitimate job to do.

Or send it to the underworld, where a judge or underworld will do it, which is the right way.

Otherwise, let alone the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, other celestial masters and great emperors will also trouble you. "

Shi Zhongkui naturally understood this truth.

There are only so many positions in the heavenly court, and even after he ascended to heaven, he could only take over the yamen that no one wanted to work for before, the Yumajian.

And as the rank rises again and again, the status is directly seated in the Taoist protector Zhenjun, and he has to continue to stay in the Yumajian instead of being a celestial master or a great emperor.

It's not that I'm not qualified to do it, it's just that the position has long been taken by others, and even they have been doing it for generations.

Even if they are pulled off their horses, they will go to heaven after reincarnation, and they will continue to be in their previous official positions.

It would be no wonder if everyone was sticking to their own children and getting a good job in the heavenly court.

No wonder there are so many monsters in the lower realm who are dissatisfied with the heavenly court. They really have the ability, but there is no hope at all.

Seeing that the lion and camel king is a medicine king who is a perfect golden fairy, he can only be a personal guard commander.

If he hadn't been captured and didn't want to die, he would probably rather occupy the mountain and become king in the earth fairy world than go to heaven to be someone else's melody.

Shi Zhongkui patted Jin Ling and Yin Ling's shoulders with a smile, picked up the wine gourd in his hand and shook it, "How much wine is there?"

Yin Ling chuckled, "At least thirteen hundred catties, senior brother, from now on my brothers will ask you to drink, you can't be stingy."

Jin Ling probably guessed that Shi Zhongkui might be reluctant, so he hurriedly reminded, "Don't worry, senior brother, even the two of us, even if we drink three to five catties of Tushi Gongxian wine, we will be drunk for three days."

Yin Ling hurriedly nodded and said, "Brother, if you are still stingy and don't give it up, next time there will be no such good thing, and I will give you thirty or fifty catties at most."

"You two guys are more generous than me", Shi Zhongkui said so, but he was very satisfied in his heart.

"Don't worry, next time you come to my place, ten catties will be enough, and you will definitely not need the meritorious wine that was given to you earlier."

Jin Ling and Yin Ling chuckled, and then winked at Shi Zhongkui.

(End of this chapter)