Take the farm down to earth

Chapter 333 Turn around and run
Shi Zhongkui was secretly happy, but he didn't want the little guy to catch up and take out the book he stole from the old fox from his bosom.

Raising his hands, he said, "Master Dao, this exercise was stolen from the place where the old fox lives."

Shi Zhongkui reached out to take it, flipped through it casually, and was sure that it was just an evolution spell in the Liujia Qimen, not a real cultivation method of the Liujia Qimen's supernatural powers.

This is relieved.

Looking at the little guy, he asked, "Have you seen it?"

Dan Sheng hesitated for a moment in embarrassment, and finally nodded honestly.

Seeing that he wasn't lying, Shi Zhongkui took the book in satisfaction and tapped Dan Sheng on the head a few times.

"Stealing other people's exercises is a big taboo. Even if your dantian and cultivation are abolished, or even killed, no one can say anything."

Dan Sheng's frightened little face turned pale, and he hurriedly explained, "Master Daoist, this disciple is unintentional."

"Whether it's intentional or not, does it matter?"

Dan Sheng became confused again, but luckily he was indeed smart, "Master Daoist, you are being unreasonable."

"Truth", Shi Zhongkui laughed, there is indeed morality in this world, but the fist is not big enough, morality is just for display.

Even the laws of modern society can only be maintained by various violent institutions.

This is actually a fist.

But these words are not easy to say to Dan Sheng.

From now on, he can only realize it by himself.

After thinking about it, Shi Zhongkui asked the last question in his heart.

"Since you say you are a Dan Sheng, and you were born only two months ago, why do you understand human nature and morality?"

Dan Sheng lowered his head and thought for a while, then shook his head and said, "I don't know, some things seem to be born naturally, but I don't know why."

Shi Zhongkui was sure now, this little guy must have a lot of background.

With a flick of the book in his hand, the book ignited spontaneously without fire, and turned into ashes in twos and threes.

A pity expression immediately appeared on Dan Sheng's face.

Seeing this, Shi Zhongkui couldn't help playing tricks, and knocked him on the head.

Just now, the vixen hit a stick on the head, and now it hurts even more.

The little guy covered his head with his hands and looked at Shi Zhongkui pitifully.

Shi Zhongkui laughed, and was not in a hurry, he took Dansheng along the field ridge, and walked slowly towards the distant county town.

But after walking for a long time, seeing that there was very little water in the rice fields, he couldn't help frowning.

Although I don't know the year, month and season, but the weather is a bit hot, and the rice seedlings in the field can also tell that it should be April and May.

Looking further into the distance, I soon saw that many villagers were still carrying water or stepping on waterwheels even though it was dark.

He sighed secretly, no matter what the world is, it is the common people who suffer.

And I can indeed use the magical power of "pray for rain" to rain, but rain in the three realms is the task of the Dragon King.

Even how much rain falls in the Earth Immortal Realm has to be approved by the Jade Emperor before the Dragon King can rain.

And he couldn't make a single mistake, otherwise the Dragon King would have to go to the Dragon Slaying Platform.

And as a fifth-rank heavenly official, it is a serious crime to change the rain distribution without permission.

Of course, the three thousand small worlds are obviously three thousand, but the number is really too much.

Some don't even know about Heaven.

On the contrary, the underworld is stronger than the heaven in this respect.

As long as the souls of birth, old age, sickness and death can enter the underworld, they basically belong to the underworld.

However, the amount of rainfall is not absolute.

If there are monsters making trouble, Shi Zhongkui will kill the monsters and then report to the heavenly court, because of his current relationship with the four celestial masters.

The four celestial masters will definitely write a letter to the Jade Emperor, and they can basically approve it.

But Shi Zhongkui didn't intend to do this.

Sometimes a slight reduction in production is not all a bad thing.

Otherwise, there will be a bumper harvest every year, and the population will inevitably skyrocket.

If there is a catastrophe ten years later, more people will die.

Even in modern society, with such high productivity, there will still be famines all over the world every year.

After arriving at the county seat, the city gate had already been closed.

But Shi Zhongkui couldn't be bothered, he carried Dansheng's clothes and walked directly through the wall.

Dansheng's little face flushed with excitement.

Secretly said, "The Taoist priest is very capable, and I must worship him as my teacher." '

But after following Shi Zhongkui for a few steps, he smelled the smell of cooking, and his stomach rumbled suddenly.

Shi Zhongkui looked back and couldn't help laughing.

Seeing a three-story building on the street in the distance with lights on but no music, I immediately knew it was a restaurant.

And when I looked over carefully, I soon found that the moisture in the entire county was slowly converging towards the restaurant.

Shi Zhongkui sneered.

Dan Sheng, who was full of curiosity when he went to the restaurant for the first time, went to the second floor of the restaurant.

Shi Zhongkui twitched his nose, and immediately knew that his guess was right.

Others can't smell it, but this faint smell of water and evil spirit cannot escape my nose.

Looking around, he quickly saw that the middle-aged man sitting by the window was a turtle.

And this guy was sitting there drinking, and the surrounding moisture was still slowly gathering on him.

Shi Zhongkui walked over slowly, and slapped the middle-aged man with a slap.

In an instant, this old tortoise in the Nascent Soul Stage was frozen.

Seeing Shi Zhongkui sitting opposite him, he picked up the chopsticks in the bamboo bucket, picked up a piece of untouched carp meat, and put it into his mouth.

While the old turtle was afraid, he became angry again.

It's a pity that no matter how angry he was, let alone speak, he couldn't even move.

He could only watch helplessly as Shi Zhongkui took the egg and ate it bit by bit. It took him a lot of effort to find the spirit carp that was about to turn into a dragon.

After eating three catties of carp, Shi Zhongkui immediately lost interest in the other chicken, duck and mutton on the table.

Dan Sheng, who was not full, looked at Shi Zhongkui, saw that he smiled at him, and helped him hold a chicken leg, and immediately stretched out his hand to grab it and gnawed it with a smile on his face.

While eating, he also looked at the old turtle, and at Shi Zhongkui.

Dan Sheng could still tell that the old turtle was immobilized.

And in his heart, since Shi Zhongkui is a fairy, then this middle-aged man must be a bad person.

That's why he dared to sit down with Shi Zhongkui and start eating.

When the little guy let go of his stomach and slowly ate up all the chicken, duck and mutton on the table, Shi Zhongkui's nose moved.

Looking towards the stairs, he saw a young man holding a folding fan, leading two servants in the form of yakshas, ​​walking up.

As soon as Shi Zhongkui's eyes met, the expression of this dragon-turned-prince changed.

Then his pupils shrank, and he wanted to go downstairs without even thinking about turning around.

Shi Zhongkui moved his mouth, and the Jiaolong heard in his ears, "If you dare to leave, I will peel your skin and constrict your tendons. By the way, taste the difference between Jiaolong meat and regular dragon meat."

Hearing this, the dragon broke out in a cold sweat.

It wasn't that he could see through Shi Zhongkui's cultivation base and identity, but that the boy was awed by the two dragon souls in the water and fire double dragon sword on Shi Zhongkui's back, and fear, even fear, arose in his heart.

(End of this chapter)