Take the farm down to earth

Chapter 505 504 After Touching Itself, Never Let Others Touch It
The Taiqing sage is very satisfied with Shi Zhongkui, his nephew and grandson. Not only is he smart, but he keeps making troubles for the Western religions and pleases the saints of the two religions.

Even the Great Master Xuandu, the Twelve Golden Immortals of Chanjiao, and Yang Jian, who was known as the number one in the physical body of the Three Teachings, took the time it took to cultivate to the realm of Taiyi Golden Immortals, the least of which was thousands of years.

However, Shi Zhongkui reached the fifth level of Bajiu Xuangong in only 300 years, and in another 200 years, he was just one step away from breaking through the sixth level of Xuangong and advanced to the realm of Daluo.

It can be said that at his speed, maybe in 2000 years, there will be another quasi-sage disciple from Xuanmen.

In the era when saints could not fight in person, quasi-sages were the most powerful fighters in the Three Realms, and even the remaining eight second-generation disciples of Chanjiao were only in the Daluo realm.

With this kind of disciple, the elders naturally regard him as a treasure.

And this time, once Shi Zhongkui's plan to plot against the Western Church is completed, let alone Yuanshi Tianzun, even the sage of Taiqing himself will feel that he has slapped the Western Church in the face heavily.

Therefore, the Taiqing sage did not hesitate, and planned to help Shi Zhongkui cover up the secret. As for Yuanshi Tianzun, he knew without guessing that he would also make a move.

Looking at Shi Zhongkui who was bowing in a proper manner, the Taiqing sage smiled and said, "Have you ever thought about what will happen after the event is completed?"

Shi Zhongkui understood that what the sage said was how to blackmail Western religion after Jin Chanzi was reincarnated into Miss Yin's belly and was born.

After thinking about it for a while, Shi Zhongkui felt that instead of negotiating with the Western religion, it would be better to stare at the treasure house of his two saints.

When negotiating with Western religions, the object of negotiation is either Guanyin Bodhisattva or Tathagata.

The good things these two people can come up with are no match for the two saints.

Maybe you can help yourself to promote the Eighth Grade Good Fortune Lotus Platform to the Ninth Grade.

This is a treasure comparable to the ninth-grade golden lotus of the Western religion to guide saints.

At that time, even if the quasi-sage attacks him, the Ninth Rank Lotus Platform will be able to protect his safety.

Without the worry of falling, Shi Zhongkui has enough confidence, even with time, he can cultivate to the quasi-sage stage.

"The disciple is stupid, so please ask Master Uncle to decide how to do things in the future?"

The Taiqing sage laughed, "You monkey is really cunning. You caused the trouble yourself, but you want me to wait for the elders to solve it for you."

Shi Zhongkui knew it was a joke as soon as he heard it, and the sage was not sure how happy he was.

"Thank you Uncle Master for your tolerance. This disciple is used to messing around. While I feel ashamed, I am also a little scared."

"Okay, okay", the Taiqing sage hurriedly interrupted Shi Zhongkui, and if he asked him to continue, he might take the opportunity to ask for the baby.

There are many ordinary things in the hands of sages, and they even spend a little effort to build them by themselves. They are all treasures that can shock the three realms.

In Shi Zhongkui's hand, there are eighth-rank innate lotus platform and treasures such as Qiankun map. Even in the hands of the two saints, there are few treasures that he can't use, but can compare with these two treasures.

Thinking of Junior Brother Yuanshi Tianzun, even the incarnation of the Qingyun Golden Lantern in his own soul, he gave two to the monkey in front of him and his wife, the Three Holy Mothers.

The Taiqing sage hurriedly said, "Go, go, with the old Taoist and your master here, no one can hinder you from doing things."

If he didn't send this monkey away, he might even beg for the flame flag in his hand.

Shi Zhongkui pursed his lips, bowed and left the alchemy room, and then returned to Chang'an City in a flash.

Hu Meier, who was waiting in the bridal chamber, saw him come back, and she immediately felt anticipation in her heart.

With a wave of Shi Zhongkui's hand, Hu Meier, who snatched away Miss Yin, was instantly driven by an irresistible force to leave Miss Yin's body.

"master".

Although Hu Meier did not dare to disobey Shi Zhongkui's wishes, she really wanted to be Shi Zhongkui's person, even if she died after a one-night relationship, she was willing.

"Shut up."

Shi Zhongkui didn't care about Hu Meier, and took her into the space ranch with a thought.

Then use the dream of marrying and nightmare prayer techniques in the 72 techniques of Chudisha to confuse Miss Yin's spirit, and then use the dream of marrying technique to make Miss Yin feel that everything is right. I did it myself.

And there is no problem at all.

After Shi Zhongkui finished these, he once again confused Miss Yin and her bridal chamber.

Since the goal is to be Tang Seng's father, there is no need for Hu Meier to be Tang Seng's mother.

According to the meaning of the Taiqing sage, he will definitely let the Taishang Laojun talk to the Western religion.

In this way, whoever becomes Tang Seng's mother will inevitably join the Western religion, or die, and even the soul will be scattered.

Hu Meier has been under her for more than 500 years and has made great achievements. Shi Zhongkui would not let her die when it is not necessary.

As for how to get Miss Yin to conceive a child, it wasn't Shi Zhongkui's boasting that he could get pregnant with any woman he wanted to spoil his child.

Those fairy gods who have moved their hearts and descended to the earth can easily enter their souls, let alone Shi Zhongkui's ability.

Besides, listening to the two sages, Taishang Laojun and Taiyi Daoist preaching for hundreds of years, if you don't have this ability, then you are really stupid.

After one night, Shi Zhongkui first called Hu Sheng who had transformed into an old servant, and then released Hu Meier to give orders.

Not long after, Hu Meier didn't know whether she was happy or sad, and occupied the body of Miss Yin's maid.

There are two personal servants, one old and one young, and it is easy to keep an eye on Miss Yin.

Even if Chen Guangrui changed his mind in the future, he could only fall into the bewitching technique released by Hu Sheng and get close to Miss Yin in his dream.

After Hu Sheng listened to Shi Zhongkui's order, he agreed without thinking. Although Hu Meier also obeyed, she always had an expression of shame and indignation on her face.

Shi Zhongkui shook his head with a smile, "Okay, after this task is finished, when my master is in a good mood, maybe I will make your wish come true."

"Really?"

Hu Meier was overjoyed, but it was a pity that Shi Zhongkui said 'when he is in a good mood', which was obviously perfunctory.

But she didn't want Hu Meier to kneel down in a hurry, and said excitedly and ecstatically, "I don't want to be the master's roommate, but I just ask the master to show mercy and regret this slave once, fulfilling my wish for many years."

Shi Zhongkui was a little moved by what he said.

But for any man, when faced with a woman who does not ask for anything in return and is full of herself, there are probably few who would not like it.

"Okay, do things with peace of mind, I will talk about the rest later, and I didn't ask you last night, sir, I was saving your life."

Hu Meier was taken aback for a moment, but Hu Sheng trembled in his heart, and he couldn't help but rejoice in his heart.

Afterwards, Master Secret Dao really did what Senior Ghost King Nine-Tailed Fox said, he still cared and took care of himself.

Otherwise, all you need to do is to lie to your silly daughter, even if she wants to die in the future, it will be just a word.

As a result, Hu Sheng naturally focused on how to complete the task assigned by Shi Zhongkui.

(End of this chapter)