Take the farm down to earth

Chapter 528

And after watching for so long, the Bodhisattva could easily see that Zhu Bajie was already half-drunk, and his shots were not serious.

In terms of momentum, there is an indomitable spirit, if the fight continues, either Mu Zha will seriously injure Zhu Bajie, or Zhu Bajie will seriously hurt Mu Zha.

It's a pity that if the Bodhisattva knew that Zhu Bajie had been drinking with Shi Zhongkui just now and reached an agreement, he would have guessed that Zhu Bajie did this in order to reflect his own value.

Even if the Golden Immortal is not as good as Sun Wukong of the Taiyi Golden Immortal, if you look at the Buddhist Dharma protectors like Wufang Jiedi who are only Golden Immortals, you will know that there are not many people with this kind of cultivation.

The Bodhisattva hastily threw down a lotus platform to separate their weapons.

Shi Zhongkui, who was hiding aside, couldn't help being a little surprised when he saw the lotus platform.

At that time, Yuanshi Tianzun bestowed treasures on the people of Cihang Taoist, including a pure glass bottle, a demon mirror, willow branches, and Sanguang Shenshui. At the same time, he also bestowed a third-grade lotus stand.

However, after so many years, the lotus platform in the hands of the Bodhisattva is actually only the sixth rank.

But thinking about the Tathagata is only the eighth-rank golden lotus, and the one who guides the sage is the ninth-rank, Shi Zhongkui thinks this is right.

After Zhu Bajie was separated by the sixth-grade lotus platform, he secretly became vigilant and frightened.

In the three realms, there is no treasure in the shape of a lotus platform that is easy to get along with.

And this is also the treasure of Guanyin Bodhisattva, one of the four great Bodhisattvas.

Now that the sneak attack is no longer possible, Zhu Bajie will naturally not be unhappy, lest he is really caught and beaten by the Bodhisattva.

Leaning on a rake, he didn't care about the Bodhisattva, and even pretended not to know him.

He yelled at Mu Zha and Bodhisattva and asked, "You are monks there, how dare you use 'flowers in front of your eyes' to coax me?"

Mu Zha has been fighting for so long, of course he understands that Zhu Bajie's strength is by no means inferior to his own, no matter how angry he was, he did not continue to fight recklessly.

He shouted angrily, "Listen up, you mortal creature with naked eyes, I am the disciple of South China Sea Bodhisattva. This is the lotus flower thrown by my master, you mountain spirit and wild monster will naturally not recognize it."

Only then did Zhu Bajie pretend to be panicked, "Is it Avalokitesvara who sweeps away the three disasters and saves the eight disasters?"

Mu Cha's face was bright, and he said, "Is it him or who?"

Zhu Bajie can be regarded as a bit of an acting skill, he put away his nail palladium, and bowed to the Bodhisattva, "I don't know that the Bodhisattva is coming, please forgive my sins, forgive my sins."

The Bodhisattva took a deep breath before holding back the anger in his heart.

When enlightening Sha Wujing, that is, Monk Sha, although the Bodhisattva knew that Monk Sha was the Jade Emperor's man, after talking with him, he could still see that the other person's character seemed simple and honest, but in fact his thoughts were hidden very deeply.

But who is the Bodhisattva?
I've seen people like carp crossing a river, but I feel that people with deep thoughts are actually easier to deal with.

But in the face of Zhu Bajie, a rascal and rascal, he felt a little helpless.

If you beat him and punish him, he will confess.

Give him benefits, eat them in one bite, and in turn grind foreign workers.

Sighing helplessly, Shi Zhongkui held four Dharma protectors in his hands, and since he had reached an agreement with the Taishang Laojun, it was impossible not to accept Zhu Bajie.

Pressing the head of the cloud, he came forward and asked, "Where are you from the feral hog that has become a master, where is the old pig who is making trouble, dare to block me here?"

But I don't want Zhu Bajie to be honest this time, and tell his own background.

"I'm not a wild boar, nor an old pig. I was originally the canopy marshal in Tianhe. Just because I brought wine to tease Chang'e, the Jade Emperor beat me with two thousand hammers and demoted me to the mortal world.

A little bit of true spirit came to seize the house to reincarnate, unexpectedly went the wrong way, and was thrown into a sow's womb, becoming like this.

It was I who bit and killed the sows and the pigs, occupied the mountain farm here, and ate some goblins and wild animals to survive.Unexpectedly bumped into the Bodhisattva, Wanwang rescued, rescued. "

The Bodhisattva simply performed a full set of plays, and the plays were enough, and he could try his best to force Zhu Bajie to get rid of the restraint of Taoism.

Said, "What is this mountain called? Why are you making trouble here?"

With a thought, Zhu Bajie said selectively, "The name of this mountain is Fuling Mountain, and there is a cave in the mountain called Yunzhan Cave.

There used to be a second sister Egg in the cave. He saw that I had some martial arts skills, so he recruited me to be the head of the family, and called me "Daoshimen".

In less than a year, she died.

I will use all the belongings of Yidong.It's just that I have been here for a long time, I don't have a job to settle down, my family has long been exhausted, and my life is worse than that of a mountain king. Wanwang Bodhisattva is kind enough to save me. "

When the Bodhisattva heard that Zhu Bajie said that he was not as good as the King of the Mountain, he secretly thought that this black fellow was really dark-hearted, and he dared to feel confident.

According to what he said, after entering Buddhism, he still wants to drink and eat meat every day.

Even want to marry a wife.

Even if you can do the "reversing the door" thing, even if you become a monk, you will definitely move everyone's heart in the future.

But I can't tell the truth, I can only persuade him, hold my nose and accept Zhu Bajie.

In the end, Zhu Bajie was given the title of "Zhu Wuneng".

And it is inevitable that he entered Buddhism and really did evil.

Before leaving, he repeatedly warned him to keep his fast and eat vegetarian food, cut off the five meats and the three disgusts, be a man with peace of mind, and only wait for those who learn the scriptures.

Zhu Bajie has been in peace for 500 years, and the bird has long since faded out of his mouth.

If the Bodhisattva doesn't mention fasting, he won't think too much about it. Anyway, he has been doing this for 500 years.

But after listening to it, I thought to myself, "My old pig is already a member of the Western religion at this time, and the governor of Fumo Dadu wants to control him, but he can't control me."

No matter how bad it is, as long as you don't eat people, drink and eat meat, and marry a wife, you won't be able to hinder the eyes of the governor."

When the Bodhisattva left with Hui'an Walker, Zhu Bajie didn't immediately go back to the Yunzhan Cave, but flew to the nearby Gaolaozhuang, and checked it in the cloud.

After a while, Zhu Bajie's face beamed with joy.

Secretly thought that I also had a daughter-in-law back then, but it's a pity that the second sister of the egg knew too much, and when she knew it, she was eager to use the method of double rest to improve her strength to protect herself.

He died of illness in less than a year.

Now that I have been saved by the Bodhisattva, it is better to enjoy it while waiting for the person who learns the scriptures.

In order to avoid joining the Western religion in the future, you will be controlled by the precepts.

Want to be happy, happy, do not know whether there is a chance, or how many years to wait.

Thinking of this, Zhu Bajie secretly moved his mind.

It has long been heard that there are three beautiful young ladies in Gao Lao Village.

The eldest sister and the second sister were born a few years ago and have already been married. I, the old pig, do not have that blessing.

But the third lady is just the right age.

And my old pig is not bad either. In my previous life, I was the Marshal of the Canopy, and in this life I must be a Buddhist Dharma protector, which is more than enough for her as a mortal woman.

However, when I thought that I was cast as a pig fetus by mistake, and my appearance was a bit vicious, so I went directly to propose marriage, which would inevitably scare my father-in-law and young lady.

It's better to make a change, and let my father-in-law and future daughter-in-law see my old pig's skills by the way.

Immediately, Zhu Bajie rolled his eyeballs, there are many greedy people in the world, thinking of this, Zhu Bajie laughed.

Turning into a black wind and returning to his cave, he asked Shi Zhongkui for ten thousand taels of gold.

Shi Zhongkui was surprised at first, but after a while he guessed that Zhu Bajie had become sensual.

(End of this chapter)