Take the farm down to earth

Chapter 539 It's not that easy to fool me

Because Dan Sheng and Hong Haier went to Jinxia Tongzi to borrow the unicorn and jade in advance, Taiyi Master knew about his family's visit in advance.

The treasures given to the three Holy Mothers and four people this time may soon empty out the treasure house hidden by Daoist Taiyi.

When we arrived at Tushita Palace, we could see Laojun walking out of Tushita Palace with Jindu and Yindu from a distance.

Shi Zhongkui looked carefully at the jade plates held in the hands of Jindu and Yindu, his eyes lit up immediately.

Without even thinking about it, it turned into a golden light, speeded up, and appeared in front of Laojun in an instant.

Laojun saw that it was Shi Zhongkui, and then saw Baochai, Daiyu and Yingchun flying over with the Three Holy Mothers in the distance.

His complexion changed, and he quickly said to Jindu and Yindu, "You go to Datianzun first to deal with the business, and I will entertain you when you are experienced."

It's almost time to say that, hurry up, lest the golden core be snatched by Shi Zhongkui.

Shi Zhongkui had already obtained three Nine-Turn Golden Pills from the Laojun, but he had begged for 500 years for the Nine-Turn Great Returning Pill and the Nine-Turn Resurrection Pill, and the Laojun never gave even one.

Now seeing that Jindu and Yindu are holding the Nine-Turn Golden Pill and the jade plate holding the Nine-Turn Resurrection Pill, how can they let Jindu and Yindu boys go.

"Master Uncle is an elder, how dare I let you personally entertain me and my four daughter-in-laws."

After finishing speaking, he grabbed Yindu boy, "Senior brother, why don't you hand over the jade plate to Jindu senior brother, and let him go to the Great Heavenly Lord alone to deliver the elixir."

As soon as the old gentleman heard it, he understood that Shi Zhongkui must be planning something.

But for a while, he couldn't figure out how to stare at the Yindu boy who was going to see the Jade Emperor.

However, if you don't understand it, you don't understand it, but Laojun knows that if Shi Zhongkui is allowed to go, he would really dare to black out the two plates of Nine-Turn Resurrection Pill and Nine-Turn Golden Pill.

Smiling and cursing, "You monkey can't see a baby, but whoever catches his eye, he wants to take everything in his pocket."

Shi Zhongkui also did not deny that the effect of the Nine Turns Resurrection Pill is very simple.

come back to life.

Even if you die for three to five years, decades, you can be resurrected immediately without any side effects after eating one.

Even if Shi Zhongkui himself is very jealous of this thing, let alone hiding a few more, in case someone close to him has an accident in the future, he can avoid the trouble of having to go to the underworld and force his soul back.

Seeing that Shi Zhongkui was silent, Laojun sighed and said, "Okay, for the sake of my granddaughters-in-law, I'll just give you a spare one."

The old gentleman thought that Shi Zhongkui felt that at most it was too little, and because he had four daughters-in-law, he would not give up until he asked for five or six.

But he didn't want Shi Zhongkui to be shrewd.

I asked for the Nine Turns Resurrection Pill for 500 years, but this old man was so generous today, he quickly realized it after thinking about it for a while.

"Master Uncle, don't tell me about Jindan, this disciple brought four daughters-in-law to kowtow to you today, it's a recognition of your family, so that in the future, no one will look down on this disciple and bully your granddaughter-in-law."

Laojun thought to himself, "Oh no, this monkey must have seen that he wanted to use the golden elixir as a meeting gift, so as not to be blackmailed by him for a few more treasures." '

Reluctantly, he tapped Shi Zhongkui on the head with the whisk in his hand a few times.

"The old man knows that today is bound to break the bank."

After finishing speaking, he took out four wooden boxes the size of urine from his sleeve, looked at Xiangfei with a smile, and followed the three holy mothers to greet Baochai and the other four.

"This is the newly forged red, blue, white and yellow four-color Yunxiu Huntian silk by the old Taoist according to the function of the golden rope." The old man smiled proudly, "This treasure is omnipotent for catching people and things, and I give it to you Body protection is perfect."

The Three Holy Mothers, Baochai, Yingchun and Daiyu were overjoyed. In the past 500 years, the three sisters of Laojun's mighty Baochai have heard cocoons in their ears.

And Laojun doesn't mind the name of Huntian Ling in Nezha's hand, so it can be seen that the power is at least not inferior to the real Huntian Ling.

The four sisters looked at Shi Zhongkui, Shi Zhongkui was naturally eager for the four wives to get more treasures.

But he has always been shameless, when he heard the old man mention 'protection'.

After asking the three holy mothers to thank them for taking the four boxes, they smiled and begged, "Master Uncle, since you also feel that the daughters-in-law like disciples lack the means to protect themselves, why don't you give me a few more treasures for self-defense?"

The old gentleman's beard trembled, and he cursed angrily, "You treat your baby as jelly beans, and you can have as many pieces as you want?"

Sanshengmu, Baochai, Yingchun and Daiyu immediately turned pale, and looked at Shi Zhongkui with a look of horror in their eyes.

But who is Shi Zhongkui? Regardless of the fact that he has fought against the Western religion for more than 500 years, in fact, he has also secretly competed with Laojun for 500 years in order to gain benefits.

It has long been easy to tell whether Laojun is really angry, or if he is perfunctory to dismiss himself.

Grabbing Laojun's robe embroidery, he pretended to be pitiful and said, "Master Uncle, you don't know that my disciples have quarreled with the Western religion several times, so that for 500 years, they dare not have a great-grandson for you.

He was worried that after the child was born, not only would he be tricked, but his wife and concubines would also be involved.

This time, the disciple even captured four of the Five Fang Jiedi, and forced Venerable Avalokitesvara to accept the Tianpeng Marshal who was punished when he came down to earth.

Uncle Master, you just pity the daughters-in-law of the poor disciples, and your future great-grandchildren. "

The corners of Laojun's mouth twitched a few times.

Although Sanshengmu, Baochai, Yingchun and Daiyu could vaguely hear that their husbands were not telling the truth, they had been married for more than 500 years and had no children, which really aroused the pain in the hearts of the four sisters.

Kneeling hurriedly on the ground, the Holy Mother said, "I beg for mercy from my uncle. My disciples and others don't ask for treasures, but ask my uncle to issue a decree, just like the teaching of Dansheng these years, allowing the children of my disciples and others to be able to live in their pockets." Lead the palace and wait for me to be filial."

The old gentleman rolled Shi Zhongkui's eyes, and he couldn't tell that Shi Zhongkui was taking the opportunity to claim credit.

But he was very satisfied with San Shengmu's words.

Since Laojun is the avatar of Saint Yuqing and is a quasi-sage, there is no need to meditate at ordinary times. Anyway, no matter how much he practices, he will not be able to become a saint.

So he is actually pretty laid back on weekdays.

Otherwise, he would not be able to refine alchemy, but also spend his mind on refining weapons and forging weapons.

He wouldn't be that close to Dansheng either, wishing that Dansheng could stay in Tushita Palace all the time.

But 500 years later, although Dan Sheng still looks like a doll, his personality and thinking are no different from those of adults.

Not to mention that he dared to grab Laojun's beard and act coquettishly like when he was only a few years old.

Children who are too quiet and honest, like it, but they will lose a lot of fun.

And Shi Zhongkui has four daughters-in-law, if everyone has one or two, Laojun will look forward to it after thinking about it.

As for whether he would be bothered by children, Laojun never thought about it at all, after all, he never experienced it himself.

And with Dan Sheng as a precedent, Lao Jun subconsciously thought that Shi Zhongkui's child was not much different from Dan Sheng in character.

(End of this chapter)