Take the farm down to earth

Chapter 564

Even if Shi Zhongkui didn't need to call Lei Zhenzi as a protector, Lei Zhenzi would come just because of Shi Zhongkui's friendship with him for drinking for so many years.

Otherwise, he would not be so active in helping Jinghe Dragon King.

And Jindu and Yindu guessed that something good happened right away.

Those two idiots, Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao, became lackeys immediately after being taught a lesson by Shi Zhongkui 500 years ago. They have gained a lot of benefits in these years.

When Lei Zhenzi heard that Shi Zhongkui had asked him to guard the Emperor for a few days, his expression was delighted.

Once the Human Sovereign remembers this kindness, not to mention anything else, just conferring a 'King' or a 'True Monarch' or 'Great Emperor' can increase his popularity countless times in the world.

And the status in the heavenly court can also increase a lot.

After all, the saints all compete for the beliefs and orthodoxy of the human world, and the canonization of the Human Emperor, in a sense, is to replace the human race to recognize the status of the canonized person.

If Shi Zhongkui hadn't been the protector of the Tang Dynasty, how could he have been so active in ordering the Taoist disciples to fight and kill the demons in the Tang Dynasty.

After all, if you only harvest without paying, you will be backlashed in the end.

As for Jindu and Yindu, while benefiting themselves, they can also help Laojun gain more fame, incense, and sacrifices.

The most important thing is that the more famous my brothers are in the world, the two of them are the ones standing on the left and right seats closest to the statue of Laojun in the temple of Laojun in the world.

This alone made Jindu and Yindu extremely grateful to Shi Zhongkui.

The three of them accepted the task arranged by Shi Zhongkui, their attitude was so positive, Lei Zhenzi simply jumped into the air, spread the pair of wind and thunder wings on his back, and the sky above the palace was suddenly vibrated with lightning and thunder.

If there really are monsters appearing, those with a lower cultivation base will definitely be frightened and reveal their true colors.

Jindu and Yindu looked serious, each holding a gold mace and a silver mace, standing in front of the Daming Palace.

Shi Zhongkui suddenly said, "If the two brothers are wearing gold armor and silver helmets, they will be more like a pair of door gods."

Jin Du and Yin Du hadn't realized at this moment how much Shi Zhongkui's words would benefit them. Fortunately, the two had long admired Shi Zhongkui, and without any hesitation, a blue light flashed, and the Taoist robe was replaced with armor .

After looking around, Jin Du smiled and said, "Master, look at my brother's outfit, is it okay?"

Shi Zhongkui nodded with a smile. The only problem is that Jindu and Yindu seem to be only twelve or thirteen years old.

But Shi Zhongkui would not say that.

The six boys of gold and silver generation don't know how old they are, but because of their status as boys, they have to maintain their teenage appearance.

If this is true, there should be no resentment, but for Shi Zhongkui, it will definitely be of no benefit.

Fortunately, the two of them were dressed in golden armor, the golden light was shining, even when they looked at them at night, they felt dazzling.

Numerous guards, servants, and maids, how could they care about the height of Jindu and Yindu?

On the contrary, I feel that these two brothers look far more imposing than Shi Zhongkui.

If the two of them hadn't called Shi Zhongkui 'little master', and their attitudes were as respectful as they wanted, this group of guys who have always looked down upon others might have muttered in their hearts.

Seeing this, the eunuch who spoke before hurriedly whispered to the little eunuch beside him, "Let the court painter come over later and paint the appearance of these two fairies."

Shi Zhongkui chuckled, someone who can be the emperor's valet must at least have good eyesight.

Blinking at Jindu and Yindu, he nodded to Jiuling Yuansheng who had been waiting at the side all the time, "Brother, I'll go to the underworld to make an appointment after this."

500 years ago, before Shi Zhongkui became an immortal, Jiuling Yuansheng treated him very respectfully.

Now that Shi Zhongkui was only one step away from achieving Daluo Daoguo, Jiuling Yuansheng's attitude was even more humble.

It should be yes to Shi Zhongkui, and when he looked at the seven lion camel king brothers and the black bear spirit, the old lion's attitude suddenly became severe.

"You blind bastards, you haven't brought Yu Lu here quickly."

Not to mention the seven lion and camel king brothers, even the black bear spirit raised the jade stick in a hurry, and was really scared of being beaten.

Since Jiuling Yuansheng accepted the seven lion and camel king brothers as godsons, and helped them get a good job under Shi Zhongkui's account, he was naturally worried that the seven brothers would embarrass him.

As long as there is nothing to do in daily life, basically they will be called to beat them every month.

And probably because they talked too much about the truth, the nine lions were fighting for real, not preaching.

When the relationship between the Black Bear Spirit and the Lion Camel King got better and better, Shi Zhongkui used the excuse of helping the Black Bear Spirit to find a Daluo Jinxian to teach him martial arts, and easily fooled the Black Bear Spirit into willingly beating him.

So that hundreds of years have passed, what the lion and camel king seven brothers and the black bear spirit are most afraid of is not the master Shi Zhongkui, but the old lion Jiuling Yuansheng.

Moreover, although Black Bear Spirit did not worship Jiuling Yuansheng as his teacher, he could not deny the grace of teaching the art even if he wanted to.

With this relationship, Black Bear Spirit can be regarded as a disciple of Taiyi sect.

Shi Zhongkui saw Chang Le swaying his arm around him a few times, and when he looked back, he saw the little girl's eager expression on her face.

No need to guess, it was obvious that he wanted to go to the underworld with him.

"In the underworld, even Yan Jun has a majestic face, and the appearance of those ghosts, ghost soldiers, ghost kings, and ghost generals is even more terrifying. Are you afraid that you will not dare to sleep alone after you come back?"

The first half of the sentence really made Chang Le hesitate, but after hearing the last sentence, Chang Le curled his lips and said, "Then I will sleep with Aunt Yu from now on."

When Shi Zhongkui thought of the picture of Daiyu and Changle serving him together, he felt anticipation in his heart.

But naturally he won't really take Changle there, after all he has business to do.

But Judge Cui winked at the side, Shi Zhongkui realized after thinking about it for a while, it's really hard for Li Shimin to know about changing the book of life and death.

Or, at least not in front of his face, to change the book of life and death.

Otherwise, 20 years later, Li Shimin would have other ideas. If he insisted, he might really demolish all the temples of Lord Yan of the Ten Palaces and the officials of the underworld.

Take Changle to go, and then tell Li Shimin, many things will be much easier.

And must promise Changle to marry him as a concubine.

Of course, if Li Tang's royal family is willing to pay, then Changle is not impossible to be the fifth wife.

Since Li Tang said that he is a descendant of Lao Tzu, it should be no problem to designate Shi Zhongkui as the great emperor of Taoism.

Or simply establish Taoism as the state religion.

To be honest, although Li Yuan regarded himself as a descendant of Li Er from the beginning, he supported Taoism in various ways in an attempt to consolidate the imperial power with the help of theocracy.

But it was not until Li Zhishi, the son of Li Shimin, that Lao Tzu was respected as Emperor Xuanyuan, which was regarded as a clear status of Taoism.

If Shi Zhongkui can bring this matter ahead of schedule, then he alone will take all the credit.

(End of this chapter)