Take the farm down to earth

Chapter 625 The Unwilling Monkey King
Shi Zhongkui nodded with a smile. When Yang Jian and many close gods were invited to drink every month, no one would get tired of the wine, but the dishes really stumped the cooks at home.

Yingchun didn't care about anything, Daiyu didn't want to get into trouble, San Shengmu and Baochai had complained to Shi Zhongkui many years ago, they really didn't know what food to prepare.

Shi Zhongkui also knew that the two daughter-in-laws were indeed in a dilemma.

A full 500 years is equivalent to 6 banquets, but the dishes in the mortal world and heaven have been eaten many times.

A full tiger banquet suddenly came, which should make people feel novel.Afterwards, the All Bear Banquet and the All Leopard Banquet can last for several years.

"The Taibao will go on his own, and a certain party will take the little elder there for the rest of the way."

Liu Boqin hurriedly saluted and bid farewell, and when he was far away, Shi Zhongkui continued walking with Tang Seng, who was in a troubled mood.

After walking for more than ten miles, they could no longer go on horseback, so the two got off their horses and walked.

Walking to the mountainside, I suddenly heard shouts of surprise from a distance.

"My master is here, my master is here."

Tang Seng was so frightened by the loud shout, he thought to himself that the god monkey was really a monster, otherwise how could he make such a loud noise?
Shi Zhongkui smiled and supported Tang Seng, "Don't be afraid, little elder, that Sun Dasheng has an ugly face and a thunderous mouth, but he is really a capable person."

It's okay if you don't say this, the more you say it, the more worried Tang Seng becomes.

And before Tang Seng could speak, Sun Wukong laughed loudly, "Is the governor Shi Dadu in front?"

Although Shi Zhongkui has not seen Sun Wukong many times these years, he has not even been to the Five Elements Mountain for two or three hundred years.

But in those years when Sun Wukong was suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain, as long as he was upset because of the Western religion, he would come to see Sun Wukong with drinks.

So much so that Monkey King not only has a better relationship with him than back then, but also knows a lot about him.

After all, after Monkey King was crushed on the Five Elements Mountain, Shi Zhongkui was the only old friend who came to see him.

Only he dared to ignore the majesty of Jade Emperor and Buddha.

Of course, when he met the Jade Emperor, Shi Zhongkui should pretend or pretend.

Shi Zhongkui laughed, and responded, "It's the younger brother, the great sage is safe and sound."

Sun Wukong immediately shouted, "The governor is so ruthless, he hasn't brought good wine to see my grandson for 247 years."

Shi Zhongkui's face was a little embarrassed. In the two or three hundred years before he went to Chang'an, the Western Sect did not make trouble for him, so he naturally would not take the initiative to provoke him, and came to see Monkey King.

I took Tang Seng all the way forward, took a short cut around the mountainside and walked down the mountain for five or six miles, and soon saw Monkey King with only his head and one arm exposed from the stone prison.

Seeing Shi Zhongkui, Sun Wukong deliberately waved his right hand, and said with a smile, "Commander, I said back then that even the Five Elements Mountain can suppress my grandson.

But I was able to rely on the water to work hard and expose my hands little by little. "

Shi Zhongkui was really surprised, when Sun Wukong wanted to drink, he had to use his spiritual energy to help him bring it to his mouth, so that he could inhale it in one gulp.

Looking at it like this, even if Tang Seng didn't show up, maybe after 2000 years, the Tathagata's dharma post will be worn out by him little by little, and he will get out of trouble by himself.

Of course, the premise is that the Tathagata will not interfere, and the Wufangjiedi and the land of the mountain gods who monitor and guard him will not report to the higher authorities.

Shi Zhongkui immediately guessed that Sun Wukong must have dared to stretch out his right hand in the last few days.

He even stretched out his hand simply because he felt Tang Seng's arrival.

One is to show off, and the other is to tell Western religion that his grandpa can actually get out of trouble by himself.

Seeing that Shi Zhongkui didn't speak, Sun Wukong thought that Shi Zhongkui was acquiescing to his mistake, and he felt proud immediately.

Looking at Tang Seng with a frightened look in his eyes, Sun Wukong secretly rejoiced that the Buddhist scripture learner finally came, but at the same time, he couldn't take a look at Tang Seng, a mediocre mortal monk.

But in order to get out of trouble early, Sun Wukong, who was really crushed, could only smile and shout to Tang Seng, "Master, why did you come here at this time? Quickly rescue me, I will protect you to go to the west!"

Tang Seng has been checking Monkey King's appearance for a long time.

He secretly thought in his heart that it was indeed as the adults said, with a sharp-mouthed monkey-cheeked thunder face, and it was indeed a bit vicious.

But those golden eyes and fiery eyes make people know that they are extraordinary at a glance.

It's a pity that no matter how magical the golden eyes and fiery eyes are, they can't stand the pile of moss on the head and the radishes in the ears.There is less hair and more grass on the sideburns, and there is no need for Lusha's distressed appearance under the chin, which instantly lowered the impression of Monkey King in Tang Seng's heart.

So embarrassed, it seems that he can't go there.

Seeing that Sun Wukong was in a good mood, Shi Zhongkui rolled his eyes.

He shook his head and sighed, "Thinking back in the Tongming Palace, my elder brother wore a purple gold crown on his head, a golden armor with locks on his head, and he walked on cloud shoes with lotus root silk on his feet.

Relying on a wishful golden cudgel, you can call yourself the Monkey King, what a majesty it is.

But I don't want my elder brother to be so downcast after hundreds of years. "

Tang Seng firmly believed in Shi Zhongkui's words, which improved his impression of Monkey King a lot.

And the more extraordinary Sun Wukong is, the more he can guarantee his own safety.

Sun Wukong smiled indifferently and said, "No matter how majestic my old grandson was back then, his weapon was taken away by my virtuous brother, and he was almost captured by his virtuous brother.

I have to escape from the Tongming Palace and hide from my virtuous brother! "

Sun Houzi is a monkey spirit, and he knew that Shi Zhongkui was flattering him as soon as he heard it.

But knowing Gui knows, the monkey is actually very happy in his heart.

Praise also depends on who it is.

Complimenting someone who is as good as you or better than yourself is called a compliment.

The others are those who hold stinky feet and follow others.

Besides, after being crushed on the Five Elements Mountain, Sun Wukong had contact with Shi Zhongkui many times.

Back then Shi Zhongkui didn't sigh like this, but when he was about to get out of trouble, he said these words, Sun Wukong didn't believe that Shi Zhongkui was really just sighing.

However, Sun Wukong was only vigilant for a moment and didn't care anymore.

The only thing he cared about was getting out of trouble.

But Shi Zhongkui believed that some words didn't work now, but it didn't mean they wouldn't have any effect in the future.

After the monkey gets out of prison, at some point, he will definitely want to say what he said today.

At that time, you can see if he can still be so free and easy.

Going forward to help Sun Wukong pull out the 'grass on the sideburns, under the chin', he took out a jar of good wine and said, "Brother, do you want to drink after getting out of trouble, or to relieve the glutton in your stomach first?"

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, suddenly felt that the words were very meaningful.

He smiled and said, "I haven't had a drink in 247 years, my brother brought out such a good wine, how can I wait? Hurry up and give it to me to taste first."

Shi Zhongkui's eyes lit up, and he showed an inexplicable smile.

Drinking it after getting out of trouble is to celebrate his rebirth, and it also means that Sun Wukong really intends to return to the Western religion.

Now that he said 'I don't want to wait', he was naturally unwilling.

(End of this chapter)