Take the farm down to earth

Chapter 700

After Shi Zhongkui sobered up the next day, he was dragged to Gaolaozhuang by Monkey King who had already sobered up.

Shi Zhongkui was not very willing to go again, anyway, he had already discussed with Sun Houzi, and with a thought, he could take back the water and fire double dragon swords that were used as the eyes of the formation, and cancel the water and fire Zhoutian formation.

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie will naturally be able to take away Tang Seng in the valley.

Hearing Shi Zhongkui's explanation that there will be a banquet at home in Japan, Monkey King is a little suspicious and flies away to Gao Laozhuang.

When he arrived at the place, Zhu Bajie had already taken Tang Seng to rest in the mansion in Gaolaozhuang.

What annoyed Sun Wukong was that it was obviously him running around that made Shi Zhongkui take back the formation.

But Tang Seng only mentioned Zhu Bajie's goodness, and complained that he was flying around and doing all the futile work.It's not as good as a letter from the Bodhisattva, saying that Shi Zhongkui was retired.

Sun Wukong felt a chill in his heart, so he stopped explaining and just urged Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie to go on the road.

Although Tang Seng was in the valley and was well taken care of by the mountain god and the land, he didn't even take a hot bath, so he was willing to leave today.

Not to mention Zhu Bajie, he was reluctant to part with a houseful of wives, concubines and family wealth, let alone Shi Zhongkui told him about moving to Chang'an, but he hadn't had time to do it yet.

Pulling the angry Sun Wukong out of the house, he smiled and flattered him, "My brother must have worked so hard all the way, and the younger brother has just joined the master's school, so he should hold a banquet for the master and elder brother.

In order not to be said that I, an old pig, don't understand etiquette.

Furthermore, when the elder brother went out to ask for help, the four ranks of meritorious service, the sixth Ding Liujia, the five directions Jiedi, and the eighteen guardians Jialan all devoted themselves to guarding outside the formation in the valley.

You and my brother can't just say thank you, but don't even invite a drink, let others help for nothing, right? "

Sun Wukong just got angry with Tang Seng, but Zhu Bajie was so thoughtful, he suddenly felt that although Lao Zhu was not very capable, he was a clever and respectful person.

But the monkey is not so good at fooling around, and tentatively asked, "Okay, what exactly do you want to do, you idiot, it's better to say it clearly, so as not to say that my old grandson will drag you on the road tomorrow morning regardless of the friendship between teachers and brothers. "

Zhu Bajie was startled, and secretly thought, "Bi Mawen, who suffered from the plague, is indeed the master of the Heavenly Palace, and he can't be fooled by a few words."

Scratching his head, he confessed in a low voice, "I don't know, brother, I have a good relationship with that Fumo Emperor. He told me about it when he came to the door last time.

After I become a master, let my family move to Chang'an City.In order not to worry about the safety of the wives and concubines at home while protecting the master along the way. "

Upon hearing Shi Zhongkui's order, Sun Wukong's complexion improved a lot.

"You idiot with a constant heart, greedy for money and lustful, how can you look like an envoy of cultivation?"

But Zhu Bajie retorted indifferently, "Brother, what you said is wrong, it is not that there are no Buddhas and disciples who practice Huanxi Zen on Lingshan.

My old pig takes care of and misses the wives and concubines that Ming Media is marrying, so I don’t forget my original intentions, and I am affectionate and righteous.

It can't be said that I have become a monk, so I don't care about it, and let my wife and concubine have no one to be the master of the house, and be bullied by others, right? "

Don't say anything else, Sun Houzi still agrees with Laozhu's saying "never forget the original intention, be affectionate and righteous".

Seeing that Sun Wukong didn't speak, Lao Zhu knew that he was persuaded by him, so he hurriedly continued, "Besides, even in person, the Buddha said that the test of a believer's sincerity depends on the amount of filial piety.

You and my brother guard the master to go to Lingshan. The road is high and the water is far away, monsters are rampant, and there are many small countries and small tribes.

The monsters are easy to say, with the ability of you and my brother, just drive them away and beat them to death.But the officials and land tigers on the checkpoint always need some money to manage, and it is good to save some fighting. "

Monkey King was taken aback, "You idiot still have this insight?"

Zhu Bajie grinned and said, "Brother is a hero, with great abilities, so there is no need to worry about these mundane things. Brother and I are different. When I was in the heavenly court, I asked someone to do something. That time I had to work hard to get things done.

After you get used to it, you will naturally understand more. "

"Okay, okay", Sun Wukong nodded impatiently, thinking of the past experience in the heavenly court, he felt that he was really not mature enough, otherwise he would end up being crushed by the Five Elements Mountain.

Even if he had Zhu Bajie's insight, he would still be a first-rank Monkey King in the Heavenly Court right now!
Even if Shi Zhongkui was in the position of second-rank immortal emperor, he still had to salute in a proper manner when he saw him.

"I'll wait for you for three days, enough for you to drag your family and move to Chang'an City, right?"

Zhu Bajie thought for a while, if he used his supernatural powers, he would naturally be able to bring a house full of wealth, belongings, wives and concubines to Chang'an.

It's just that it's tens of thousands of miles away to go to Chang'an in the east, and it's another [-] miles to come back. The time is still a bit rushed, let alone Zhu Bajie wants to find Shi Zhongkui to make friends in Chang'an city.

After all, I still need someone to take care of me in the future, so I can't justify not even asking for a meal.

"Senior Brother, I heard that you have a good friendship with Fu Modijun, why don't we go to Chang'an and host a banquet to entertain him. One is thank you, and the other is that if we encounter a difficult devil in the future, I can also find him He didn't help!"

Sun Wukong laughed secretly, my old grandson had already made an agreement with brother Shi Xian, so there is no need for you, an idiot, to worry about this matter.

It's just that Sun Wukong thought that I can't do everything alone. Now that Zhu Bajie is willing to spend money, of course he can't be taken advantage of.

Moreover, I have eaten Shi Zhongkui's wine a few times, so I should treat him back, otherwise it really doesn't make sense.

Then he muttered with some annoyance, "If I knew it earlier, I would not have rescued the master, if we were still in Brother Shi Xian's water and fire circle, we brothers would not have to worry about how to arrange for the master.

Now that the master is left alone in Gao Laozhuang, he will inevitably complain about it. "

Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up, "Brother, don't worry, before you came back, the master kept saying thank you to the governor, and you and I said that we still need to come to the door to give gifts to thank each other, so the master will definitely not say anything more.

As for the safety of the master, after inviting the four-rank meritorious Cao and others to drink, ask them to help at the banquet, and then use the name of the great governor to pressure them, I believe that the four-rank meritorious Cao and others will definitely be willing to take care of the master for a while . "

Of course Sun Wukong understands the truth that the first rank of officials crushes people to death.

I even need to hint at the four-level meritorious service, Liu Ding Liujia and others, saying that when my brothers see Shi Zhongkui, they will take the initiative to mention their hard work, and the gods who take care of these immortals will be grateful to their brothers.

"That's it, go and order someone to prepare a banquet, and I will persuade the master to stay here for another three to five or seven days."

Zhu Bajie was overjoyed, patted his chest and assured, "Brother, don't worry, I will order people to kill sheep and cattle, and prepare fat chicken, duck, fresh fish, melons and fruits. Then I will go to the heaven in person to retrieve the treasure that was secretly hidden in the Tianhe water mansion. Fairy wine and delicacies.

Be sure to treat the four-rank meritorious Cao and others well, so as not to embarrass your brother. "

(End of this chapter)