Take the farm down to earth

Chapter 802 801 I want to fight

The Jade Emperor is worthy of being the Queen Mother's good partner. When he heard the Queen Mother coughing, he quickly realized that he had fallen into Shi Zhongkui's trick.

Taking a few deep breaths, he suppressed the anger in his heart.

After calming down, he gave Shi Zhongkui an angry look.

Shi Zhongkui didn't care either. To put it bluntly, the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor are one, and even this relationship is stronger than a husband and wife.

It would be strange if she didn't remind Jade Emperor.

Regardless of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, they blinked at the Seven Fairies, and only then did the most intelligent fairy come to her senses, guessing that the sweetheart was trying to trick her father.

After a while, even Xiao Qi slowly came to his senses, not to mention the other five fairies.

Either glaring at Shi Zhongkui angrily, or looking at him with a sad expression.

Shi Zhongkui managed to get the seven lovers with just a few glances, but the angry San Shengmu clenched her hands into fists, secretly thinking that she must make him look good after returning home.

It's just that even though the Jade Emperor regained his senses, he was still worried that the [-] to [-] troops and one or two hundred generals would be controlled by Yang Jian alone.

And in Jade Emperor's view, Shi Zhongkui was threatening him with Yang Jian, his nephew.

If it was Yang Jian who said this instead, the Jade Emperor who took care of him would immediately order someone to descend to earth and take Yang Jian's seal of command.

And Yang Jian must not dare to make trouble.

But the coach was Shi Zhongkui, and the Jade Emperor knew that if he did that, although Shi Zhongkui wouldn't make a fuss overtly, he might secretly plan to make another big fuss in the Heavenly Palace.

Thinking about it this way, it seems that it is not unacceptable for Yang Jian to temporarily act as the commander-in-chief of the army.

Before the Queen Mother could speak to ease the atmosphere, the Jade Emperor waved his hand, looked at Shi Zhongkui and said, "This time you are allowed to expand the camp to recruit 2 troops, okay?"

After finishing speaking, the Jade Emperor looked at the seven people including the fairy in red.

Shi Zhongkui gave the Jade Emperor a blank look, and wanted to use his personal feelings to manipulate him, but his uncle was not only wrong, he was simply in a daze.

The meat was already in his mouth, so he didn't believe that the Jade Emperor would threaten to punish the seven daughters to force himself to compromise.

If you really do that, you are forcing yourself to separate yourself from him.

Such a ruthless father-in-law, who would dare to get close to him.

Second, the news that the Seventh Fairy had an affair with himself, the governor, was not the one who was ashamed, but his old Jade Emperor.

Seeing Shi Zhongkui's expression of disapproval, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother knew that it was impossible to persecute Shi Zhongkui with their children's affair.

The husband and wife glared at the seven daughters a few times, and the seven fairies either bowed their heads or secretly looked at Shi Zhongkui, begging him for help.

Shi Zhongkui knew that at this moment, he could only be cruel, if he compromised with the Jade Emperor just in the eyes of a few cousins, he didn't know how many times he would be manipulated in the future.

Seeing that Shi Zhongkui remained silent, the seven fairies felt their teeth itch so hard.

But the San Shengmu cheered up as if drinking a glass of ice water in the dog days.

Secretly said that the master is worthy of being a master, and he will not disturb his heart just because of a woman's tears.

Sanshengmu has been married to Shi Zhongkui for more than 500 years, and she has long been used to his strength, and she doesn't think there is any problem with it.

On the contrary, if Shi Zhongkui's attitude towards the seven fairies was different from his attitude towards her, Baochai and other wives and concubines, Sanshengmu would really get angry.

Shi Zhongkui ignored the seven fairies, naturally he had enough confidence and methods to coax them, and he could make them change their minds.

Looking at the seven fairies with a reassuring look, except for Sixth Sister and Xiaoqi who were still angry, the mood of the other five fairies quickly settled down.

Now the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother couldn't bear to be angry, secretly thinking that the girl is really extroverted, she has not married yet, she has already turned to her lover.

Even if he was wronged, he swallowed it down and did not say anything, but he still turned to Shi Zhongkui with all his heart.

"What exactly do you want?" The Jade Emperor suppressed his anger, and said in a cold voice, "You can't let me be your uncle. You are allowed to command a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals, and set up a small court in the heavenly court?"

On the contrary, Shi Zhongkui was taken aback.

You can think about it, but if you really say this, there is no way to undo it.

In the future, the Jade Emperor will 100% stare at him, lest one day the sky will suddenly change.

Even Saint Taiqing and Saint Yuqing would not agree.

Anyway, the two of them can't sit on the position of the Lord of the Three Realms, and they don't care about taking that seat.

Even if Yuanshi Tianzun fainted, he thought it would be good for his disciples to sit on the position of Jade Emperor. Lao Tzu, Empress Nuwa and the two saints in the West could not just watch Chanjiao be crushed on their heads.

Shi Zhongkui thought about it, and then he mentioned the establishment of the five official positions that Yang Jian reminded him to set up, namely, "General Zuo Zhonglang", "General Right Zhonglang", "Military Adviser Zhonglang General", "Zhong Yilang" and "Five Senses Zhonglang General". come out.

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother wanted to object subconsciously at first. After all, this was equivalent to giving five places to participate in the Peach Banquet, and they were still high-ranking official positions such as the fifth and fourth ranks.

At that time, just to appease the dissatisfaction of other big bosses, I don't know how much benefit I will have to pay.

But Shi Zhongkui said that "Zuo Zhonglang will" appoint Dan Sheng, and "You Zhonglang will" appoint Lion Camel King.

"Military Division Zhonglang Jiang" and "Zhongyi Lang" are to be discussed.

After the last words of "a gentleman with five senses" were temporarily absent, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother couldn't help but hold back their mouths and began to think silently.

Shi Zhongkui's question is both pending and temporarily absent, so there must be deep meaning behind it.

The couple thought about it for a while, only thinking that Shi Zhongkui was giving up 'Military Adviser Zhong Lang Jiang' and 'Zhong Yi Lang' as bargaining chips.

Thinking about it, it's actually quite normal. If you want one on the side of Chanjiao, and one on the side of your husband and wife, not only will you get real benefits, but you can also easily reach a tacit understanding.

These 'Langguan' will not attend the Peach Banquet in the future.

It's just what Shi Zhongkui, the last "general of the five senses", thought. The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother thought of many possibilities, but none of them seemed reliable.

Out of the corner of the Queen Mother's eyes, she suddenly saw the Third Holy Mother, flirting with Shi Zhongkui. When Shi Zhongkui nodded slightly, the Third Holy Mother suppressed her excitement, but she couldn't help showing a happy expression on her face.

The queen mother understood instantly.

This was specially prepared by Shi Zhongkui for his wife's child.

Secretly scolded Shi Zhongkui for his hypocrisy.

In the past, he had adopted his great apprentice as his adoptive son, and let Dan Sheng be in charge of the 800 generals of the Dudu Mansion, forming his own army.

Now he plans to let Dan Sheng take the position of "General Zuo Zhonglang", which makes people think that he really intends to pass on the orthodoxy to his disciples.

But as soon as the position of "Master of Five Senses" comes out, any fool can see that he wants to strike a balance, and even use Dan Sheng as a cover to protect his own children from wind and rain.

Just thinking that Shi Zhongkui is about to become a quasi-sage, and his future cultivation will be no worse than that of himself and the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother sighed in her heart, and secretly thought that it doesn't matter whether Dan Sheng will be happy in the future, as long as there is a master Shi Zhongkui on top, it will not matter at all. May be different.

If Dan Sheng is really as loyal and filial as he has shown in the past, maybe he will be happy to escort his juniors and sisters.

Thinking about it this way, the Queen Mother suddenly felt, why can't her daughter compete with the Three Holy Mothers for the position of "Hero of the Five Senses"?

(End of this chapter)