Take the farm down to earth

Chapter 826 Chapter 825 was fined as a fireworker
Knowing that he was just Kui Mulang who was punished to go to Laojun's Tushita Palace to burn down for 13 years, he secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

He secretly thought that it's no wonder that the saint in charge would give the magic weapon with the seal of the saint to the governor of subduing demons.

This punishment is not so much a punishment as a maintenance.

But Monkey King, Monk Sha and Tang Seng rolled their eyes.

Isn't this the protection of officials and officials, and the concealment of relatives?

It's just that although I despise Shi Zhongkui in my heart, on second thought, people like him are the most worth making friends with.

In case you make a mistake in the future and ask him to blame, you will be killed by someone righteously.

Or a misdemeanor becomes a felony.

While all the heavenly soldiers and generals were amazed that Shi Zhongkui would lightly forgive the disciples who intercepted the teaching, they thought to themselves that their master would even defend those who intercepted the teaching.

It's just that no one knew about it. The Master Tongtian in Zixiao Palace, after seeing Shi Zhongkui punished like this, was so angry that he blew his beard and stared.

I can't wait to go down to earth immediately and beat Shi Zhongkui's head hard with a few sticks.

The Taiqing Sage in Bajing Palace and Yuanshi Tianzun in Yuxu Palace smiled and stroked their beards, showing approval.

In name, Shi Zhongkui did maintain the fellowship of the three religions, but the disciples of the Jiejiao were punished to burn fire in the Tushi Palace of the actual manager of the people's religion, Taishang Laojun, which is simply to bury the Jiejiao and the leader of the Tongtian religion.

The two elders were naturally very happy.

Daozu Hongjun said "nonsense", but the smile on his face all showed that he was satisfied with Shi Zhongkui's punishment.

After Shi Zhongkui punished Kui Mulang, he couldn't help looking at Bai Huasha and the two children.

Naturally, there is no need for punishment for these two dolls, but Bai Hua shamelessly went down to earth without saying anything, and even seduced Kui Mulang to commit the law of heaven. If she is not punished, the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother will definitely be dissatisfied.

Even let the couple personally punish them, if they don't keep them together, they will be out of their wits.

Since he intends to win over Kui Mulang, Shi Zhongkui will naturally not allow Baihua to be punished severely.

After thinking for a while, he said to Kui Mulang, "That Bai Huaxie is originally the jade girl in the Temple of Fragrance. After having an affair with you, she took the initiative to go down to earth, and even tempted you to go down to earth with her.

Just punish her to reincarnate in the world 13 times before she can awaken her memory, are you convinced? "

How could Kui Mulang dare to say a word of 'dissatisfaction'? Even if Shi Zhongkui insisted on condemning Baihua to be ashamed, he would not have any objection.

Rather than saying that the two have true feelings, it is better to say that the two of them descended to earth because of their hearts and desires.

As for why Kui Mulang has been away from Heaven for 13 years, but no one has reported him.

Kui Su was originally the No. [-] star in the West. He hid in Hezhou, Xiniu, but it was no different from a business trip.

Besides, the 28 constellations are one, and some people are willing to help him cover it up, and even Kui Mulang's descent to the earth is probably the Jade Emperor's acquiescence.

Otherwise, for the sake of being a jade girl in the Temple of Fragrance, I don't even want the priesthood of the heavenly official, how dedicated is that?

Shi Zhongkui knew that Kui Mulang didn't show much sadness or worry after hearing his punishment of Baihua shame, that this guy is not a person with deep affection.

After chatting with Tang Seng and his disciples for a while, Zhu Bajie flew back in a hurry when he was about to return to the Heavenly Court, and shouted from afar, "Master, my old pig has cooked a vegetarian meal for you." '

Tang Seng's face turned black when he was angry.

Seeing that the purple golden bowl was full of rice and vegetables, Tang Seng immediately felt that Zhu Bajie had not returned for a long time, and he must have wanted to show off in front of him, so he ran a long distance, or many people, to get this kind of food. Excellent vegetarian meal.

Zhu Bajie's complexion immediately improved a lot.

Only Sun Wukong and Monk Sha didn't believe in Laozhu at all, but in front of Shi Zhongkui and many heavenly soldiers and generals, it was difficult to get angry.

The old pig could only let the old pig hold onto Tang Seng, walked up to Shi Zhongkui with a smile and bowed deeply, "Governor, I, old pig, listen to your words and carefully serve and protect the master when he goes west to Lingshan.

I hope that for the sake of my dedication, the governor will find an opportunity to let me go back to Chang'an to meet my wife for a few days. "

No need for Tang Monk to scold Zhu Bajie angrily, Sun Wukong couldn't help jumping out anymore, hovering in the air, tugging at Zhu Bajie's big ears and roaring, "You plague-stricken idiot, since you have converted to Buddhism, why do you still have mortal thoughts?"

Zhu Bajie is not afraid of Sun Wukong, "Human relations are determined by heaven, you are the incarnation of a stone monkey, you have no family affection at all, and you should not force others to be as abstinent as you.

Besides, Buddhism also has joy meditation, so why can't my old pig get together with the wife who is currently married by the Ming media? "

With this nonsense, not only Sun Wukong was furious, but Tang Seng was also so angry that he wanted to beat Zhu Bajie.

But the master and the apprentice soon realized that Shi Zhongkui had a lot of wives and concubines, and if he said in front of him that he would abandon his wife and abandon his wife, he would definitely not be able to please him.

I can only turn my head away and stop going to see Zhu Bajie.

As for how to punish afterwards, that is after Shi Zhongkui left.

But Zhu Bajie might wish to punish him to go to the front every day to explore the road and eat food.

Shi Zhongkui would definitely not agree to Laozhu's request on the surface, but he told him secretly that if he deserves merit, let alone meet Miss Gao.

That is, every three to five months from now on, it will be no problem for the two to get together for a period of time.

Anyway, there are many small king cities along the way, or cities for the Tang monk to rest for three to five days.

What Shi Zhongkui didn't know was that it was true that Zhu Bajie wanted to see Miss Gao, but what he cared about most was actually money.

For a person like him, most of the time, eating is more important than love.

And money can naturally buy happiness, and even with enough money, Zhu Bajie would never mind marrying another concubine or concubine on the Westward Journey.

Even spending money to marry a female goblin will do.

As for the question of not being able to have an affair when one becomes a Buddha or an immortal, Shi Zhongkui has been in the Heavenly Court for hundreds of years, and he has seen or heard of one or two incidents of Kui Mulang going down to earth without permission.

It can be seen whether there is love or not, love or not, it all depends on whether there is an opportunity, and whether there are taboos in this aspect of the practice.

Allowing Kui Mulang to send Princess Baihuasha and a son and a daughter to Baoxiang Kingdom, before the old father-in-law, Shi Zhongkui took him and his soldiers back to the heaven.

As soon as he entered the Yumajian, he saw the Lingguan beside the Jade Emperor standing outside the hall and waiting for him.

As soon as the spirit officer said that he wanted to arrest Kuimu wolf, Shi Zhongkui ignored the spirit officer, wrote a memorial with spiritual energy, and threw it to the spirit officer.He also ordered Zhang and Ge Er Taiwei to escort Kui Mulang to Tushi Palace to act as a fire boy.

The Lingguan didn't dare to show dissatisfaction at all.

At the beginning, the Jade Emperor said that all matters related to the chaos in the human world should be handed over to the Governor's Mansion of Fumo.

Shi Zhongkui said that Kui Mulang turned into a monster and eats people for evil, so he should be under his control, and the Jade Emperor couldn't even refute him clearly.

Lest Shi Zhongkui misunderstand because of such a trivial matter, the Jade Emperor has repented, and wants to take back the power and hand it over to Doubu and other gods.

To put it bluntly, the Jade Emperor is indeed the Lord of the Three Realms, but the interior of the Heavenly Court is actually a large imperial court, with many and many small imperial courts.

The management power of many practical things has never been in the hands of the Jade Emperor.

(End of this chapter)