Take the farm down to earth

After Sun Wukong was unwilling to work hard for Xixijiao and Kui Mulang, his attitude immediately became lazy.

Shaking his head at Wufang Jiedi, he said, "I heard that the two devils in the Lotus Cave are holding five incredible treasures.

My old grandson is worried that when you enter the cave, you will not be able to save people, but will be captured instead.

Furthermore, the Bodhisattva ordered you to guard secretly. If you violate this order, even if you have meritorious service afterwards, you will not be able to account to the Bodhisattva. "

Wufang Jiedi was immediately frightened by these words, and dared not mention the matter of rescuing Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha again.

In the end, Jintou Jiedi had no choice but to go to Putuo Mountain in the South China Sea to seek help from the Bodhisattva.

It's just that after arriving at Mount Putuo, the Bodhisattva had already gone to Lingshan to find the Buddha.

After Jintou Jiedi returned to Pingdingshan and told Monkey King about this, the monkey was even more unwilling to continue fighting Kui Mulang.

Anyway, if I can't figure it out here, the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas on Lingshan will definitely not let the sutra learning team be trapped in Pingdingshan for a long time.

Sun Wukong made a mistake this time, but after waiting for two or three days, Wufang Jiedi received the news that the Buddha had invited Laojun, Zhenyuan Immortal, Governor of Subduing Demons, and many immortals to hold a meeting on Lingshan. Obon Assembly.

Sun Wukong couldn't help curling his lips, and finally he was sure that the big drama of Journey to the West, to put it bluntly, was a game between Buddha and Laojun.

Sure enough, a few days later, Lou Jingou, Stomach Pheasant, Pleiades Chicken, Bi Yuewu, Cihuo Monkey, and Shenshui Yuan from Qixi in the West descended to the earth together, shouting on Pingdingshan, "Kuimu Wolf!" , the Metropolitan Commander orders you to return to the Heavenly Court Metropolitan Governor’s Mansion to obey orders.”

Hearing this, Kui Mulang, who was eating and drinking with Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao, hurriedly left the gold and silver horns and turned into a wind and flew into the sky.

Baoquan met with Lou Jingou, Weitu Pheasant, Pleiades Chicken, Bi Yuewu, Cihuo Monkey, Shenshuiyuan and others with a laugh, and then set up auspicious clouds and returned to the heaven.

At this time, in the Tushita Palace, Laojun and Shi Zhongkui were sitting in an eight-treasure pavilion, facing each other, playing chess and drinking tea.

After more than an hour, the old man laughed, and the chess piece in his hand was still on the chessboard. He looked at Shi Zhongkui with a helpless expression and said, "Forget it, I won't play, otherwise I will play chess with you again, and the old man will definitely be mad at you." .”

Shi Zhongkui gave Laojun a blank look, and secretly thought that the old man disliked his poor chess skills, not to mention his lack of sense of achievement in playing, and the stinky chess from time to time made Laojun angry.

And Shi Zhongkui has no sense of shame. Anyway, in his heart, he is only over 500 years old. It would be strange if he could beat you, an old ghost who doesn't know how long he has cultivated and existed in chess.

Shi Zhongkui put away the Yin-Yang Nightmare Dream Chess, looked at Laojun with a smile and asked, "Master Uncle, do you really think that Golden Horn and Silver Horn can stop that Great Sage Sun?"

Laojun nodded without hesitation and said, "Those Taiwei and Kui Mulang under your account are indeed better than Jinjiao and Yinjiao, but when they went down to earth, they took five treasures from the old Taoist.

Isn't it easy to deal with Bi Mawen? "

Shi Zhongkui smiled slightly, no matter how good the baby is, it depends on who is using it.

Golden Horn and Silver Horn are typical pig teammates.

He obviously caught Monkey King several times, but he always let him escape inexplicably.

Not to mention being killed in the end, even the godmother, uncle and the whole family were all beaten to death by Monkey King.

It can be said that the one who loses is called a clean one.

Moreover, Laojun's purple-gold and red gourd, mutton fat jade bottle, gold rope, seven-star sword and plantain fan were all snatched by Monkey King.

Forcing Laojun to lose face, he took the initiative to snatch those treasures back from Monkey King.

Shi Zhongkui thought for a few seconds, then smiled and said to Laojun, "Master Uncle, how about a bet with you?"

The old gentleman gave Shi Zhongkui a blank look, "The old Taoist is not qualified to help you ask the saint for the golden dragon scissors and the mixed yuan golden bucket."

Having been punctured in his small thoughts, Shi Zhongkui smiled awkwardly, and finally reminded him for the sake of being treated kindly to him by Laojun for so many years, "Uncle Master, this disciple still feels that the golden horn and silver horn are no match for the Great Sage Sun."

Unexpectedly, the old gentleman looked very open, and said with a smile, "If I lose this time, the old Taoist will let the cow in the palace go down to earth, and help me regain face."

After finishing speaking, he glanced at Shi Zhongkui, stroked his beard and said, "Besides, the Bull Demon King and Red Boy and his son under your tent are not kind.

With them here, the Western Church will not pay anything, and if the Buddhist scriptures team wants to continue westward, you, the governor, will definitely not agree. "

Shi Zhongkui laughed a little complacently, but he had already set his sights on Journey to the West 500 years ago, if he still can't take the initiative, then he is really stupid.

Even if it weren't for the low level of cultivation 500 years ago, I was worried that the Western Church would play tricks on me.

Maybe in the entire Journey to the West, I can infiltrate and subdue more than half of the monsters.

Thinking about it this way, Shi Zhongkui quickly thought of the Huangfeng Monster.

That guy took the golden-nosed mouse to the cave, and I don't know if he persuaded the golden-nosed white-haired mouse to surrender.

Shi Zhongkui bid farewell to Laojun, and after leaving Tushita Palace, he laughed after thinking about it, and went home to stay with his wives and concubines for two days. On the other side of Pingdingshan, Sun Wukong was finally persuaded by Guanyin Bodhisattva who secretly went to see him.

It's just that although the monkey got the guidance and reminder from the Bodhisattva, he finally underestimated the enemy.

Without any accident, Yinjiao put it into the gourd with purple gold and red gourd.

Shi Zhongkui who got the news chuckled, put his arms around San ShengMu who was sitting beside him and said, "Madam, my husband has to hide outside this time, lest my uncle lose his temper and trouble me instead."

Sanshengmu never cared about the affairs of heaven, let alone whether Shi Zhongkui would find a woman when he was outside.

But this time, after hearing Shi Zhongkui's words about hiding, he immediately looked at him suspiciously for a while, and then said quietly, "If my husband is going to the seven cousins, please bring some gifts for my concubine."

Shi Zhongkui angrily pulled Sanshengmu into his arms, while kissing his lovely wife, at the same time laying hands on her.

After San Shengmu's eyes blurred and the God of Marriage softened, she said proudly, "Madam, don't worry, since my husband has promised you, he will definitely not go back on his word.

If you are not at ease, just accompany me to Shushan World for a walk, and treat it as our husband and wife going out alone for ten days and a half months. "

San ShengMu's face was filled with joy, but after a few seconds, she came back to her senses, "My lord, why does the world of Shushan have the same time flow as the human world?"

Shi Zhongkui nodded amusedly in his heart, and sure enough, San Shengmu shook his head regretfully, "If it's okay to go to other small worlds, it's only a day or two, but if it's ten days and a half months, the younger sisters at home will definitely say It's unfair for me to be a big lady."

Shi Zhongkui often took his wives and concubines to the small world where a year is equal to a day in the fairy world.

So although there were many wives and concubines in the mansion, no one felt that Shi Zhongkui spent less time with them, or neglected them.

With less resentment in my heart, there are naturally fewer conflicts.