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Chapter 1011 Go to Niutou Mountain and tell Bull Demon King that the Jade Emperor is his father

"Wait a minute, let me slow down!"

Chen Yi thought about it and confirmed again: "You said you are the niece of the Jade Emperor?"

"Yes."

Tieshan nodded, and suddenly felt happy. She felt that this guy, who seemed not so smart, didn't even know this. In this way, wouldn't she be able to gain his trust quickly?

Chen Yi scratched his head and said, "You call Erlang Shen your cousin, so the question is, how many good sisters does the Jade Emperor have?"

"Okay, you guys are happy, no, this is not right, cousins ​​can't get married!"

Although he didn't know what Tie Shan wanted to do, Chen Yi was still happy to give Tie Shan a little trouble. What's more, Erlang Shen in this world was such a scumbag. Even if Tie Shan didn't end up with Bull Demon King, he couldn't let him succeed.

"Why can't cousins ​​get married? No, how do you know that I..."

Tieshan felt that Chen Yi's words were puzzling at first, but soon realized that Chen Yi was talking about himself and Erlang Shen.

"You call Erlang Shen your cousin, right? Then I guess his mother and your mother should be sisters, right?"

  Tieshan is the Jade Emperor's niece, and Erlang Shen is his nephew. Unless they are siblings, their mothers must be direct relatives, which means they are both direct relatives of the Jade Emperor. Tieshan and Erlang Shen are three generations of blood relatives!

At this moment, Chen Yi suddenly realized that it was no wonder that in so many TV dramas, cousins ​​could never be together, such as Murong Fu and Wang Yuyan, Li Xunhuan and Lin Shiyin, Hong Qi and Su Qiu, Zhang Wuji and Yin Li...

"If you experience more in the mortal world, you will find that there is a high probability that there will be problems with the children born by your cousin..."

In fact, in ancient times, the marriage between cousins ​​was not a rare thing. After all, the ancients liked to emphasize things like close relatives. But it is also true that the offspring of cousins ​​are prone to problems, otherwise modern society would not have explicitly prohibited it.

So after hearing Chen Yi's words, Tieshan initially thought that Chen Yi was spreading rumors to confuse the people, but when Chen Yi took her to the town to investigate, she found that what Chen Yi said was actually true.

"This, this is impossible!"

Tie Shan obviously couldn't accept this fact, and immediately began to make up for it, and soon found a flaw: "Fuxi and Nuwa, according to legend, Fuxi and Nuwa are siblings, and it was together that they gave birth to the human race. This shows that at least for the gods, there is no problem with the children they give birth to."

Ah this...

Chen Yi was stunned, because there was nothing wrong with Tie Shan's words. In fact, not only Chinese mythology, but also Japanese, Greek and other mythologies had similar chaotic relationships between brothers and sisters and even mother and son. Especially in Greece, it couldn't be more chaotic. At that time, Chen Yi in the DC world was mistaken for Zeus and his face turned black with anger. How could such an insult be allowed?

"You also said that it was a legend, and that was Fuxi and Nuwa. Are you Nuwa?"

Chen Yi asked back, although what you said does make some sense, it is wrong, it is not right, cousins ​​cannot be together is the law of nature, after thinking for a while, he looked up at the sky: "Rulai, did you hear me, this is the law of nature, whoever dares to violate this law of nature, you send down a thunderbolt to kill this couple!"

  Rumble!

This time, Tathagata was very polite and agreed.

After all, as the Heavenly Dao, it would be quite embarrassing to speak out that a group of deformed children were born among the living beings under His jurisdiction. This time, He stood on Chen Yi's side.

A thunderclap awakened Tieshan, who was still in a daze, but she was still a little uneasy. After all, she still had a crush on, or worshipped, Erlang Shen. "Since you plan to follow me, I will give you an important task."

While Chen Yi was arguing with Tie Shan, he also explored the other party's memory. There was nothing he could do. This girl had ulterior motives, so don't blame him for exploring her privacy. Then he was speechless. Did he become lawless?

The so-called Lawless is the incarnation of Tathagata's seven emotions and six desires in "The Joyful Pig Bajie" and the ultimate villain in "The Lawless Infernal Affairs".

  But if you think about it carefully, this statement is actually very flawed. The seven emotions and six desires don't sound like good words, but in fact they are neutral words, because everyone has seven emotions and six desires. The seven emotions are emotions, and the six desires are desires, and together they make up a person. Even if Tathagata wants to eliminate evil thoughts, he should also eliminate the six desires, rather than eliminating the seven emotions together. If that were the case, wouldn't he become a heartless and ungrateful person?

Huh?

That's it!

  Chen Yi looked up at the sky. So this is your final back-up plan?

If Chen Yi or Zhu Bajie, the original man of destiny, failed, then Tathagata would withdraw all his emotions and truly become the way of heaven.

Of course, that is not without disadvantages. Under the influence of Tathagata's will, the world will move towards development, but if there is no Tathagata's will, the way of heaven will really be just the way of heaven, just the most fundamental law for the operation of this world.

However, Chen Yi was inexplicably blamed by the Jade Emperor, and he was naturally unhappy. He immediately rolled his eyes and thought of continuing to make trouble for the Jade Emperor.

"I wonder what instructions the Buddha has?"

Tieshan completely forgot that she was not supposed to know Chen Yi's true identity. When she heard that an important task was entrusted to her, her joy was beyond words. It was obvious that she was a very smart person.

Tsk tsk, I really don't know what the Jade Emperor was thinking. He actually sent such a phoenix here. Isn't he afraid of losing his wife and his soldiers?

Wait, he doesn't really think that?

It's no wonder that Chen Yi thought so much. The Jade Emperor obviously had a deep understanding of Tathagata. He even knew about Tathagata's transformation into Taoism. However, he had been covering up for Tathagata and even tricked Chen Yi into coming down to earth to serve as Tathagata's pawn. Maybe he would really use the beauty trap on Chen Yi.

Looking at Tieshan's smiling face, Chen Yi couldn't help but sigh: "Boys really need to protect themselves when they are outside. Fortunately, I used a clone."

  boy?

Upon hearing this, Tieshan looked at Chen Yi with a very strange look, "You are the incarnation of the seven emotions and six desires of Buddha, and you have lived for who knows how many tens of thousands of years. How dare you say that you are called a boy?"

  No, Tathagata Buddha is a monk. As everyone knows, monks don't like women. So if this person is a virgin, it doesn't seem wrong to say that he is in his mind?

No, why should I think about these messed up questions?

The more Tieshan thought about it, the redder his face became. He finally came to the conclusion that it was all because of this if. There must be some evil spirit in his body that corroded him, which made him have so many wild thoughts.

  Chen Yi:? ? ?

No, this can also be my fault?

"More than a hundred years ago, the Jade Emperor deceived a woman and made her abandon her son and jump into the Flaming Mountain."

It's just putting the blame on someone else. I can do that too. In the original plot, the Jade Emperor almost took the blame. This time, I'm going to put the blame squarely on myself.

"So the task I gave you is to go to Niutou Mountain and tell Bull Demon King that the Jade Emperor is his father."

  Iron Fan: ???

Immortals: ???

Jade Emperor:!!!