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Chapter 1083 It’s all the fault of Chen Yi, the scumbag in the early chat group

"Kung Fu Tornado" is a relatively old comic, and it happens to be from the same period as "Urusei Yatsura".

In order to attract young readers, comics of that period actually had some colorful plots. Even the founder of the hot-blooded boys' comics included a lot of Bulma benefits in the early days.

Although the protagonist of "Urusei Yatsura", Moroboshi Tou, is lustful, he only flirts with beautiful girls everywhere. The protagonist of "Kung Fu Tornado", Kotaro Shindo, is different. He starts by peeping into the dressing rooms of beautiful girls, and touches them in all kinds of ways when fighting with them. He even asks for their underwear and steals their underwear. It's almost like a pervert written on his face.

Of course, excluding the flaw of lust, Kotaro can still be called a good young man. When something happens, he will really fight to the death, even if the other party has guns and cannons, he dares to fight with them.

  [Kick-Ass]: So you traveled through time and space and became Kotaro Shindo?

[Kung Fu Tornado]: Not really, I’m just an ordinary Jeet Kune Do member whose pants were stolen by Shindo’s mother.

Chen Yi:...

Like Kotaro Shindo, Shindo's mother also has a hobby, which is stealing men's underwear. They are two weird people.

  [Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]: Only the pants were stolen, but the person was not stolen?

How can you say that you are no longer a pure love warrior if you haven’t been ruined? You have to find an excuse to turn evil!

[Kung Fu Tornado]: No, I can’t afford to offend you. I can’t afford to offend you.

Chen Yi from the world of "Kung Fu Tornado" quickly said that he was not worthy of such a perverted beauty. What's more, the mother and son stole pants purely as a hobby. They were a little perverted, but they had never done anything to anyone.

[Kung Fu Tornado]: I mainly feel that as a descendant of Jeet Kune Do, I cannot let Kotaro Shindo harm beautiful girls.

So you plan to do harm to yourself, right?

Chen Yi and the others knew exactly what they were thinking, no, they knew exactly what the newcomers were thinking, and they all expressed their contempt for them.

But this is normal. When you suddenly gain powerful strength, it is inevitable that you will become a little too inflated. It is also normal to let yourself go.

  For example, Chen Yi in the world of Food Wars: Shokugeki!, at first he just wanted to go to Totsuki Gakuen to be a student and learn how to cook, but within a few days he turned learning how to cook into learning how to be a god, and started a clan of God of Cookery. In the final analysis, he just thought that Totsuki Gakuen taught too slowly, so it would be better to let 2B become the God of Cookery directly. As for finding something to do for himself, as long as he wanted, he could always find something to do. Why bother doing something that would make him unhappy?

So after careful consideration, Chen Yi from the world of Food Wars! finally decided to take 2B on a global tour!

Because he also realized that no matter whether he opened a restaurant or continued to run a clothing store, his mentality could not be changed, at least not in the short term, and he might cause some trouble again.

Instead of doing this, it is better to adjust your mindset by taking 2B on a global trip.

[Strong Armor]: This is a good idea, and I think it is necessary to adjust the red envelope issue for new players.

Nowadays, there are two most important powers in the new red envelopes. One is Chen Yi’s cosmic secret power. With it, the newcomer Chen Yi can be said to have been directly promoted to a god. The other is the black hole engine. With it, Chen Yi has become a half-omniscient and omnipotent being.

[Heroic Company]: It makes sense, especially about memories of picking up girls. It's okay to talk about it in the chat group, but it's a bit absurd to put it directly into the red envelope. But in addition to these two forces, there are also those messy memories of Chen Yi and others, which are euphemistically called combat experience, but it's hard to say what kind of combat experience it is.

This is also the reason why the newcomers recently became scumbags as soon as they joined the chat group. It’s all because they were led astray by other scumbag Chen Yi, not because there is something wrong with Chen Yi.

[Iron Armor Little Treasure]: No way, sir, I was just telling the newcomers how carefree my life is. I didn’t copy and paste those real battle scenes.

Unless you have special fetishes, as you can see from Jason in the world of "Life Copies", even if they are the same person, forget about sharing a wife. Although Chen Yi and others are scumbags, they don't show off their battle footage to other Chen Yis.

[Ultraman Tiga]: This involves the philosophical question of how memory affects life.

Simply put, the original Chen Yi was just an ordinary person, but after receiving the memories of other Chen Yis and experiencing the memories of being surrounded by beauties, even without actual combat, they would become very envious, and the extraordinary powers they had just acquired would invisibly make their hearts swell.

The most important thing is that what he received was not the memory of one Chen Yi, but the memories of hundreds of Chen Yis in the chat group. Even though this magical chat group prevented his brain from crashing and allowed him to perfectly accept these memories, so many memories would more or less be affected. After all, compared with these huge memories, the memory of an ordinary person, Chen Yi, was pitifully small.

  [Full House]: I see. No wonder the way I look at Han Ji Eun has become more and more weird recently. It’s all your fault!

[Zhu Bajie Trilogy]: That’s right, I attacked the second princess because I was influenced by your memories.

  [Oreimo]: I was waiting for Tamura Manami to grow up, but they took action against Makishima Kaori. It's all because of you!

Originally, the scumbag Chen Yi and others felt a little guilty, after all, the bosses began to feel that the team was not pure. But as the bosses discussed, they soon discovered the blind spot. It seemed that it was not their fault, but the fault of the scumbag Chen Yi in the early days of the chat group.

  So they all said that scumbags are a source of pollution, and they are also victims of pollution. It is not their fault, but those Chen Yi who were scumbags before joining the chat group, especially those Chen Yi who joined in the early days, they are the source of pollution!

【The Deer and the Cauldron】：……

【My Super Girlfriend】：……

[Initial D]: …

……

  They are really sorry for being the scumbags in the early days!

Of course, scientific research giants such as [Strong Armor] are not really concerned about whether the red envelopes for newcomers will turn Chen Yi into a scumbag. Although they are also scientific research giants, some of Chen Yi's have also harmed girls. The most important thing is that they are afraid that the memories of the Chen Yis will cover up the purity of the newcomer Chen Yi, making the newcomer Chen Yi lose his creativity and become a useless Chen Yi who appears in the group every other day.

Chen Yi, the useless one: ...

Well, they are still somewhat useful. After all, the cosmic secret energy they cultivated can be used as red envelopes in case other Chen Yi suddenly runs out of cosmic secret energy. After all, in their world, they are already invincible, just like Chen Yi in the world of Food Wars!. Even if they create a clan of the God of Food, it will only have some impact on their world and will not benefit other Chen Yi.

So after some discussion, Chen Yi and others customized new rules, and the red envelopes for new members were only stuffed into the black hole engine!