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Chapter 1101 Be more confident, I am just scolding you

"Uh, what are you doing?"

Tian Xiaoban got up from the room yawning. Although it was not the water monster he caught yesterday, for a child, just seeing a new creature was very exciting.

"It's no use talking to an idiot like you."

Tian Xiaowen pointed her left sword forward and kept drawing circles with her right hand. It was obvious that she was learning the most basic magic portal of Kamar-Taj.

"nerve……"

Tian Xiaoban was just about to mock Tian Xiaowen's crazy operation, but he saw a string of golden arcs suddenly light up in front of Tian Xiaowen. He blinked, wondering if he was dazzled.

However, what happened next proved that he was not dazzled. He saw a circle made up of golden arcs appear in front of Tian Xiaowen, and inside the circle was a bedroom.

"This, this, this..."

The existence of the super energy device made Tian Xiaoban realize that this world is not simple, but it was also the first time he saw such a strange operation.

"Success!"

Tian Xiaowen didn't bother to pay attention to him. She walked straight into the portal, took out a laptop from the bedroom, then walked out and closed the portal.

"You, you actually stole something, I'm going to tell grandpa!"

Although Tian Xiaoban is naughty, he is not a naughty person by nature. After seeing this scene, his first reaction was not why Tian Xiaowen had such a strange skill, but that Tian Xiaowen actually stole other people's things.

"Idiot, that's my room."

Tian Xiaowen rolled her eyes. Her computer was transformed into a super-powered device by Chen Yi, so naturally she had to get a new computer. As for why she had so many laptops, as a computer expert, wasn't it normal for her to have several laptops at home?

"That's it."

Although the cousins ​​often bickered, they had never lied to each other, so Tian Xiaoban believed it. He came over curiously and asked, "How did you do it just now? Was it the function of the super energy device?"

As a reckless kid, Tian Xiaoban was never interested in instruction manuals and preferred to study on his own.

"I taught her that."

A portal appeared in front of Tian Xiaoban, and Chen Yi appeared in the temporary transformed house of the RV carrying a few baskets of dumplings and a bucket of soy milk.

"Cool! I want to learn it too!"

After all, Tian Xiaoban is a child at heart, and when he sees something interesting, he naturally wants to participate.

"Sure, you just need to become Xiaowen's apprentice."

Chen Yi sat on a chair made of RV seats and put the dumplings and soy milk on it. Then he picked up a dumpling and poured himself a cup of soy milk while eating it.

He bought this by opening a portal to China. It's not from a century-old store. After all, these days, if a century-old store says the food is not tasty, they will send you a lawyer's letter. Those that are not century-old will add extra ingredients and stuffing just to gain a good reputation.

"Huh? I take her as my master?"

Tian Xiaoban pointed at himself and then at Tian Xiaowen: "Please, I'm her cousin."

"Yes, this is the greatest misfortune in my life."

Tian Xiaowen and Tian Xiaoban are not only the same age, they were even born on the same day, but she was born a little later, so she became Tian Xiaoban's cousin and was always inferior to him.

"Hehe, this is destined. Wait, this is not the point. The point is that you are my brother, why don't you teach me?"

Tian Xiaoban looked at Chen Yi with great sorrow and said, "I treated you as a brother, but you were having an affair with my sister!"

"Your talent for magic is too poor and it's too difficult to teach. Since you are my brother, you shouldn't torture me."

Chen Yi also said confidently, how dare you, a guy who falls asleep after reading for more than three minutes, be qualified to learn magic?

Don’t you know that the end of science is magic?

  You can’t even understand the most basic scientific knowledge, and you still want to learn magic?

"Is that so? Wait, why do I feel like you're scolding me?"

"Be more confident, I'm just scolding you!"

"Asshole, I'm going to break off all ties with you!" "That's great!"

……

A road trip cannot be dull, so a lively day began. Chen Yi also explained to the three people the origin of his magic. It was the Taoism of the mysterious Eastern country. After all, Kamar-Taj is indeed in the East, and the man in the comics is an old Chinese man, not the big bald Gabriel.

Tian Xiaowen and Tian Xiaoban believed this excuse without hesitation. As for Tian Mark, although he was skeptical, he felt that Chen Yi had no intention of harming them. Instead, he gave them a lot of good things, so he did not find any fault.

"Grandpa Mark, do you want me to help you install automatic driving or something?"

There are many things that you can only know by participating in them in person. A road trip sounds great, as you can drive around everywhere, but it is actually quite boring during the journey. After all, you stay in the car the whole time and can only watch the boring scenes around you quickly recede.

Especially the driver. As the only driver in the RV, Tian Mark needs to drive from morning to night. The boredom can be imagined. Although it is not fatigue driving due to stop-and-go, it is indeed very tiring. So Chen Yi kindly suggested.

"You also have this technique?"

Tian Mark became more and more impressed with Chen Yi. This was no longer a child; he was simply a god!

"Well, I'll learn a little bit in my free time."

Chen Yi said very modestly, there is no other way, we have plug-ins.

It is naturally a good thing not to drive. Tian Mark decisively agreed with Chen Yi's suggestion. Based on the principle of finding something to do when there is nothing to do, Chen Yi came to teach them how to play Landlord.

"Landlord, what is that?"

Ben Tennyson is not Tian Xiaoban after all, and once again he couldn't understand Chen Yi's new words.

"Hmm, aristocrats? Or capitalists?"

Chen Yi touched his chin and gave two similar words. Tian Xiaoban then suddenly realized. As for farmers, there was no need to explain.

"6!"

"K!"

"2!"

"Xiao Wang!"

"Your Majesty!"

……

"Enough!"

Tian Xiaowen, who was studying a magic book, slammed the book shut and angrily scolded the three gambling monsters: "You came here for a road trip, but look at what you are doing now, playing cards. I am so disappointed!"

Tian Mark said with a guilty conscience: "We didn't gamble, so we have nothing to do, right?"

"You have to sit in the driver's seat even if it's okay. Do you think others can't see that there's no one in our driver's seat?"

Tian Xiaowen pointed to the driver's seat, and Tian Mark realized that there was no car in front, behind, or around the RV, and the road was unobstructed. He looked at a car ten meters away from the RV with some confusion, only to see that the driver in the driver's seat had a look of fear in his eyes, and he looked at him as if he were a madman.

Tian Mark: ...

That's right, if he saw a motorhome without a driver driving steadily on the road, he would be scared and break out in a cold sweat, so he hurriedly sat back in the driver's seat and acted as a tool.

"bomb!"

"Shunzi!"

"2!"

"Start your bomb show!"

"Can you defeat me in one second with seventeen cards?"

Tian Mark: ???