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Chapter 305 Conscience Capitalist (Thanks to [Aguman wet] 1500 starting point coins reward)
After tossing all night, Chen Yi pinched He Lan's body data inside and out, and a He Lan with an expressionless face appeared in front of He Lan. "Since it was made according to your appearance, why not call it He Lan No. 2?"

Chen Yi touched his chin and suggested.

He Lan rolled his eyes, what a ghost name, but he also joined the naming team: "Why don't you call it He Lan? Orchid's Lan."

"Uh, don't you think it would be called a bastard?"

The pronunciation is the same, how to call it in the future, Chen Yi looked at Sha Niu, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind: "Since the first machine is called Sha Niu, then she should be called Sha Niu?"

"Silly lady?"

He Lan narrowed his eyes and looked at Chen Yi: "Do you mean that I am very old?"

Chen Yi: ...

You are several years older than me, don't you know how old you are?

However, as a mature man with a wife, Chen Yi immediately held He Lan's hand, and said affectionately, "How come, you are the most beautiful and youngest in front of me."

Boom boom boom! X2
Sha Niu and Sha Sister immediately detected that Chen Yi was lying, and two unseen villains appeared above Chen Yi with a hammer and slammed on Chen Yi's head, but Chen Yi didn't change his face, still full of affection , What I said is the truth, even if you beat me to death, I will say the same.

"Sister Silly is too ugly. If you don't call her He Xiaolan, she will be our child."

He Lan looked around He Xiaolan, regretting a bit, and said, "If I had known it earlier, I would have asked you to change it as I did when I was a child."

Hey, wife No. [-] has become a daughter, this feels a little exciting!
Chen Yi turned He Xiaolan back into a crystal doll and handed it to He Lan: "I will leave this thing to you, and I can rest assured that she will protect you."

There are ways for Chen Yi to make people stronger, such as turning He Lan into a meteorite superman, but it is impossible for He Lan to adapt in an instant, and there may be some big troubles, so it is safer to do it gradually.

He Lan was not too polite, she drove to the company with Chen Yi with the gift from her husband...

"Mr. Chen, are you looking for me?"

As soon as Lu Xiaoqian went to work, he was notified that the boss of the company wanted to find him, so he immediately came to Chen Yi's office.

For Chen Yi, Lu Xiaoqian still admires Chen Yi very much. It is said that Chen Yi used to be an unknown advertising planner like him, but later became a blockbuster and made a blockbuster, "This year's festivals do not accept gifts, gifts only accept brain X gold", "God X" "OK, I see OK", "I have been taking calcium supplements in the past..." and other classic advertising cases, and even captured the heart of the proprietress and became the owner of the company, making the company bigger and stronger.

Of course, Lu Xiaoqian didn't want to win the boss's wife's heart, he just wanted to become a regular as soon as possible.

Who is this beauty?

As soon as he entered the office, Lu Xiaoqian's eyes were attracted by the woman in red standing next to Chen Yi. Such a cute girl, could it be Mr. Chen's new secretary?
The last job he applied for was a secretary, but he was kicked out because the male boss was naturally surrounded by a female secretary, and it was better to have a vase than a man.

But why won't you be angry?

Lu Xiaoqian was confused by this.

"Hey, you silly girl."

Chen Yi snapped his fingers, and said to the silly girl: "I will give you the right to use it to Lu Xiaoqian, she is yours now."

"Okay, Brother Chen Yi!"

Sha Niu nodded obediently, and walked in front of Lu Xiaoqian, staring at him with big watery eyes, as if waiting for his next instruction.

Lu Xiaoqian: (°ー°〃)!

what's going on?
Does the company give away girlfriends when they become full-timers?

"Wait, Mr. Chen, I'm a little confused, who is she, why is she mine?"

Lu Xiaoqian waved his hands again and again, he is a decent person, and he also has a girlfriend, what's the matter with sending the girl off suddenly?

"Silly girl, explain yourself."

Chen Yi didn't bother to explain and let the two of them go out.

"Sorry, you don't have the right to command silly girls."

Chen Yi: ...

You are really turning your face and denying people!

"She is the crystal doll you gave me a few days ago. You can ask her the specific questions yourself."

Chen Yi spread his hands and explained to Lu Xiaoqian.

"Are you kidding me? How could a crystal doll become a human being?"

Like He Lan, Lu Xiaoqian would not believe that the silly girl was transformed from a crystal doll even if she was beaten to death. Everyone has received nine years of compulsory education, which is not scientific at all!
"Ask yourself, don't bother me."

Chen Yi pushed Lu Xiaoqian and Sha Niu out of the door, then sat on the office chair and fell into thinking.

Chen Yi is not curious about Sha Niu's other abilities. With his current strength, Monkey King can slap him to death when he comes.

Don't think he's joking, the Monkey King in the magic phone world is really good, a peach covered in pesticides can make him roll all over the floor, and be knocked down by the pesticide, which in other worlds can make Monkey King laugh to death.

However, Chen Yi is very curious about Sha Niu's space-time travel function. This thing is much more reliable than the world machine from the Terminator. It can even be accurate to a few minutes and a few seconds. It can be said that it has completely mastered the time.

"Would you like to visit Shang Dynasty?"

Chen Yi remembered that "The Prelude to the Lotus Lantern" took place before King Wu defeated Zhou, and he didn't know if he would meet another self.

But thinking about it carefully, it seems unlikely. He remembered that King Huangmei and You Suowei once traveled to 80,000 years BC. It stands to reason that even if they couldn't see Nuwa Fuxi and other big bosses, they could still see some ancient creatures , but they seem to have lived in a prehistoric civilization and ate fish for eight full years.

"Could it be that the myths of this world are actually science?"

Chen Yi rubbed his chin. It seems that the laboratory that created silly girls in 2060 was called Xiao Xitian. He didn't think much of it before, but now he thinks it might have something to do with Xitian.

"Mr. Chen, Mr. Chen!"

At this moment, Lu Xiaoqian knocked on the door again and walked in, panting: "President Chen, I believe it, I believe it!"

"If you believe it, believe it, and go to work quickly."

As a capitalist with a conscience, Chen Yi, like his wife He Lan, hates this kind of salary thief the most. In the original plot, Lu Xiaoqian sleeps at work. If Xiao Chuchu didn't stop him, He Lan would have almost fired him directly.

"No, the king with the yellow eyebrows, the king with the yellow eyebrows also traveled here with the silly girl!"

Lu Xiaoqian said anxiously, that's the king with yellow eyebrows, the kind that eats people!
It turned out that after some experiments, Lu Xiaoqian finally believed in Sha Niu's words, and then thought of being chased by a homeless man who claimed to be a yellow-browed king, and then called Sha Niu's memory projection, and instantly realized that guy It's really the king of yellow eyebrows.

Fortunately, he also sent the Yellow-browed King to a mental hospital. If the Yellow-browed King reacted, would he beat himself to death with a mace?
Chen Yixin said that it wasn't just the king with the yellow eyebrows, the Bull Demon King also traveled over, and after a while, he ate a guy named Mr. Fan to replace him, and even sold the immortal pill.

To be honest, Chen Yi was very speechless about the bull demon king's coquettish operation, not to mention that Bulao Pills are very harmful to the earth, it's okay if you want to live forever and make one or even three for a family, but you insist Isn't it sick to make immortality pills with the posture of draining the center of the earth?

And why do you need so much money for a monster?

Was it really corrupted by capital?
But when the earth explodes, your money will be useless, isn’t that ridiculous?
In the end, Chen Yi could only attribute it to, the Bull Demon King, if he has a good brain, can he still be called the Bull Demon King?

(End of this chapter)