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Chapter 44 House girl with one wall and two suites with sea view

To be honest, the scene in front of me was quite funny. A high school student invited an uncle who was nearly thirty years old to join his company and do things for him. It looked like a joke.

But Dahei Doma didn't have any jokes, but he said a little at a loss: "This... I'm just an ordinary programmer, I'm not suitable for doing these..."

No, you are not ordinary, you have horns on your head!
For some reason, compared to the lively and lovely Xiao Bu, Chen Yi always subconsciously aimed at the bump on Tu Jian's flat head. It can't be his fault, it's really obsessive-compulsive disorder!
Suppressing the surging desire to complain in his mind, Chen Yi smiled slightly: "Senior Tuma, I have already investigated you, you used to be called a ghost in school..."

"Demon Taihei?"

Xiao Bu's eyes are shining, she still doesn't know about her brother's legendary deeds, so she is very curious.

"Cough cough cough..."

Doma Dahei blushed when he was mentioned about his deeds in the second year of middle school when he was a student: "It was a joke made by a classmate."

Chen Yi restrained his smile, and said seriously: "Senior Tujian, what I say next may be a bit harsh, please forgive me."

The good old Doma Ohira naturally nodded and said please continue your performance.

"You are 29 years old, and you will be middle-aged in a few years, but you are still a mediocre programmer with no chance of promotion. Are you mediocre like this all your life?"

Chen Yi performed a trick called incentives, which is actually a trick of pyramid schemes.

However, Doma Dahei only felt prickly, clutching his chest and said, "Actually, being an ordinary person is quite tall."

"Yeah, it's pretty good. I have to pay rent every month, support my sister and myself, and buy comics and games for my sister..."

"No, stop talking!"

Tujian Daping is heartbroken. If his family was really rich, he would not share a room with Xiao. One can imagine how inconvenient life is. You must know that many children lived in a room by themselves when they were in elementary school. .

"Shut up! How do you know that!"

Suddenly a face hugger hugged Chen Yi's face, blocking his next words, Chen Yi took a closer look, boy, can you really change size anywhere?
However, unlike in the anime, Xiao Bui’s transformation in reality gives the impression that she has changed from a girl with her chest up and her head up, to an abandoned house with slumped shoulders. The whole person is a few centimeters shorter, no wonder Ben Chang Qiehui would admit the wrong person.

Chen Yi hastily grabbed the face-hugger off his face, and said angrily, "Do you think I'm as innocent as Ebina?"

Ebina?

Xiao Bu was startled, and looked at Ebina, who was also looking at her in surprise, it was over, her image as a good student completely collapsed.

Chen Yi was not interested in the collapse of Xiaobu's character design, but continued to break Daping's defense: "You may not know, this is just the initial form of a house girl, and Xiaobu will like to use figurines next, and a better one The handicrafts cost at least tens of thousands of yen, as the saying goes, a house girl has one wall, and two suites with sea views..."

"You're talking nonsense, I didn't!"

Before Xiao Bu had time to explain to the little sister, Chen Yi continued to expose her old background and was about to hug her face with a lunge. Chen Yi pulled Ebina beside him, and the two girls hugged each other.

Lily is so good!

Chen Yi let out a sigh.

Wait, Ebina seems to be my girlfriend?
Chen Yi's face darkened, and he pulled Ebina back, and said to Doma Dahei, who was already graying, "Think about it slowly, oh, I forgot to mention the monthly salary, let's tentatively set the monthly salary at 1 million yen!"

Chen Yi used his banknote ability...

[Strong Breeding Armor] @Everyone: I have analyzed the genes of Chen Yi from the Time Planning Bureau, the picture is JPG!

[The Matrix]: Well, is it really a genetic program?When I said why the scarecrow would convulse before dying, it was obviously not a lack of time, but a cardiac arrest.

[Time Planning Bureau]: Can a serum without a time program be developed?

[Fortified Colony Armor]: No, because I found that your clone can only be kept at the age of 25, and then it will die of genetic collapse, and there is no countdown on your clone, I guess that is A hormone that can delay your lifespan.

[Time Planning Bureau]: Clone?What did you do to my blood, bastard!

[Fortified Colony Armor]: This is not the point, the point is that your way of survival is a bit like a robot, you can live with a charge, and you have to die if you run out of points, so I need a time memory.

[Time Planning Bureau]: So, I still want to rob the bank?

[Deer and Ding Ji]: Can you be a little promising, know how to rob banks all day long, why not be bolder, and be the son-in-law of the Scarecrow?

[Time Planning Bureau]: What a scarecrow, his name is Raymond, and when did the son-in-law become a promising career?

[Number One Player]: Hasn't it always been?Yuki Amano, Kazuto Kiritani, Mahiro Yasaka, Yuji Sakai, Subaru Natsuki...

[Legend of Sword and Fairy 4]: Wait, other people can understand why Subaru Natsuki is included, he is already miserable, okay?

[Tian Xing Jiu Ge]: Because he was resurrected by the envious witch!
【Harry Potter】: Reasonable and convincing!
Never expect that the topic in the chat group will last forever, because you don't know which Chen Yi will suddenly digress.

After closing the chat group, Chen Yi picked up his suitcase, and Hermione arrived at the must-see place for Harry Potter fans: Platform Nine and Three Quarters of King's Cross Station in London, England.

Although she regretted not being her junior with Chen Yi, Hermione considered herself a senior, so she patted her small chest and told Dumbledore that she would introduce Hogwarts to Chen Yi.

Dumbledore didn't object either. In fact, it was a last resort to recruit Chen Yi. After all, a wizard can't be allowed to run around in the Muggle world, right?He had to be integrated into the wizarding world.

Fortunately, Chen Yi did not disappoint him. The opponent's level of magic might be a bit inferior, but the foundation of magic was still very solid. He made up all kinds of magic theories at will, and he didn't look like a student at all.

Dumbledore was also relieved about this, seeing what he had done during this period of time, he did not rely on magic to do whatever he wanted, but read magic books as eagerly as Hermione, so there was no need to worry about him becoming a person like Tom.

"Harry, Ron!"

Hermione found her good friend and introduced Chen Yi to the two of them again: "He is now a transfer student from Hogwarts, a Gryffindor student like us."

"Hello!" X2!

"Hello!"

As the train started, Chen Yi greeted the two of them, and sat next to Hermione, but his eyes fell on Ron's hand, or rather, the mouse in his hand.

Pettigrew Peter!
The culprit who killed Harry's parents was a mouse who had been transformed into a mouse for more than ten years.

Do you want to kill him?
Chen Yi thought to himself, but right here, a train stopped suddenly, and a huge figure came in from outside the train.

Dementors!
　Damn it, tomorrow I must have three shifts!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)