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Chapter 569 There Are So Many Sand Sculptures In This Group? (Thanks to [Qingcaijieyuhua] 500 starting point coins for rewarding)
Chen Yi traveled through time, and after time travel, he not only had a beautiful wife, but also brought her own dowry, and the dowry was quite rich. Not only did he have a mountain, but he also had three hundred female subordinates. But it can be regarded as Xiaojiabiyu. If his wife has 85 points, then her subordinates should also have at least 70 points.

Moreover, his wife treated him very well after the church visit. Except for things in principle, Chen Yi basically gave him whatever he wanted, and did not treat him badly at all.

Theoretically speaking, as long as Chen Yi is not too machismo, then Chen Yi's life should be very nourishing, and there is no disadvantage in this time travel.

But he was still flustered because his wife was a female bandit!
After transmigrating, he fell directly into the den of thieves, and was naturally arrested by these female bandits. As a man, Chen Yi of course expressed that he was just a passing scholar and begged the female heroes to let him go.

Hearing that Chen Yi was a scholar, the leader of the female bandits rolled his eyes and asked Chen Yi to teach the female bandits how to read. In desperation, Chen Yi could only become the teacher of these bandits.

Fortunately, although the characters in this world are traditional characters, Chen Yi can teach them with the books provided by the female bandits. Coupled with the method of pinyin, it is not difficult for him to teach these female bandits.

Later, it might be that the female leader coveted his beauty, or it might be that the female leader has never seen a man on the mountain all year round, so she got rid of him...

It stands to reason that although he became the husband of the stronghold, his wife is very powerful, and the female subordinates are all equipped with unique skills. It is not too bad to be a bandit in this ancient world. As long as no government comes to the door, his life will be Free and easy, drinking and eating meat is not a problem at all.

But he was still flustered!

Because his wife's name is Bailianhua, this mountain is called Fengtou Mountain, and there is a village under the mountain called Qiaojiazhuang...

That's right, he traveled to the world of "Journey to the West" and was put to sleep by the woman of the Buddha. Although Qiao Ling'er did not marry the white lotus in the end, she was named the Holy Mother of the White Lotus in the end, so he was still very happy. Panic!
All Chen Yi: ...

[Initial D]: 9, this is really 6, out of all Chen Yi, I admire you!

【Journey to the West】: Can you blame me?Although I refused in every possible way, her strength was too great, and I couldn't resist at all.

[Stupid girl]: Although what you said is the truth, it gives people a feeling of sophistry.

[Legend of the Undernight]: Hey, stupid girl?Please tell me you are not infected!
The story of "Stupid Girl" is very simple. It tells the story of a fool... It's just that the fool in this story has a magical power, that is, the "monkey-style mental reduction method". According to legend, Yoshiko Hanabata can use it Skillful intellectual subtraction dialogues are accompanied by a side face with a story, and people affected by intellectual subtraction will distort their own meaning in this dialogue, and then distort the topic of the debate, and gradually synchronize their thoughts with Yoshiko Hanabata, so as to obtain the ultimate victory……

To put it bluntly, she can skillfully pull you into her level, thus assimilating you into a fool.

[Stupid girl]: Probably not, although I am her head teacher.

[Legend of the Underworld]: Let me teach you how to open the shield.

[Stupid girl]: ...

[Basketball Fire]: Give up, even if you block the stupid girl, there are Crayon Shin-chan, Kung Fu, Assassin Wu Liuqi...

[Legend of the Dark Night]: ...

Now it's his turn to be autistic, there are so many sand sculptures in this group?
[Kung Fu]: What do you mean, bastard, I am really not mentally ill, I have been discharged from the hospital, bah, I have left the Abnormal Human Research Center!

[Assassin Wu Liuqi]: Yes, why are you comparing me with mental illness?
[Crayon Shin-chan]: Compared to this, I am more curious about whether the latter world of Journey to the West rotates 360° to the left and 360° to the right when fighting ghosts and animals. Will there be a sentence after the fight is "I haven't yet" Push hard and you'll fall'.

All Chen Yi: ...

It's okay not to say, but when they talk about them, they have a sense of the picture, and the camera shakes all the time.

[Journey to the West]: How could there be that kind of fighting style, "Journey to the West" knows the world of Journey to the West!

[Magic Phone]: Can't you let the newcomers introduce themselves in the water group?
Everyone stopped talking nonsense and waited for the newcomers to continue speaking.

To the surprise of Chen Yimen, Chen Yi in the world of Underworld is actually a vampire. It is said that he also refused to become a vampire at the beginning, but like Chen Yi in the world of Journey to the West, he was coveted by female vampires As a result, she was directly converted into a vampire, became her subordinate, and was ravaged by her in every possible way.

By the way, the female vampire is called Amelia, the vampire boss who died aggrievedly in the original plot, and she didn't play for more than 10 minutes.

[Go boy]: Hiss, is your world so scary?Fortunately, my world is just an ordinary world.

[Special Forces]: It's not ordinary, your world obviously makes mistakes and you can continue to play, it's outrageous.

[Go boy]: ...

[Go Boy]: Go Boy knows what kind of Go!That's anime behavior, don't rise to Minecraft!

Chen Yi of the Go Boy World is a chess hall owner. After all, in this world that likes Go, although opening a chess hall does not make much money, it is still very easy to get enough food and clothing.

As for Chen Yi in the world of special forces, he is a special soldier of the Huaxia Dragon Group. Yes, it is the legendary Dragon Group, but it is not that Dragon Group.

[Ode to Joy]: It’s okay if there is no phoenix group, but there is no beautiful girl with super powers, bad review.

[Special Forces]: What can I do? People use Cobra as their code name, so we will definitely beat him up. Naturally, we will call it the Dragon Team.

So far, Chen Yi, who is in the post-journey world of Journey to the West, finally knows the origins of the four Chen Yi who joined the chat group with him, and then under the guidance of the Chen Yi, he received the benefits of the Chen Yi...

"Today, maybe it's really time to change."

On Fengtou Mountain, Chen Yi looked through the clouds, and saw the heaven high above, and the group of immortals who looked like gods but were actually demons.

When I was young, I watched Journey to the West, and he naturally stood in the perspective of Sun Wukong. He hated Wutian and thought he was a big villain, but when he grew up, he felt a little sympathetic to Wutian. After all, Wutian became like this. There was no injustice at all in the Buddhist world, but later, Chen Yi no longer sympathized with Wutian, because the reason why Wutian ended up that way can only be said that poor people must have something to hate.

Whether he allowed demons to harm the world, or replaced gods with demons, it was pure catharsis. He had no thought of how to change the world. He just wanted to replace Buddha.

"You immortal gods fight within themselves, it has nothing to do with us mortals."

Chen Yi muttered to himself, looking at the entire postscript of Journey to the West, except for a small number of immortals and Buddhas, there are not many people who care about the life and death of mortals, especially the Tathagata Buddha, who knows that his reincarnation will bring disaster to Qiaojiazhuang, but still The reincarnation became Qiao Ling'er, which led to the massacre of Qiao's village.

(End of this chapter)