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Chapter 621 Didn't I Say It, This Is Called Bone Crushing Therapy

"What did the Tathagata Buddha tell you just now?" Tieguai Li walked up to Chen Yi and asked curiously.

In the end, the Tathagata Buddha left resentfully. He had no choice but to fight and couldn't beat him, and he couldn't speak. What else could he do?
But he wasn't worried that Chen Yi wouldn't make a move. After all, with Chen Yi's attitude of envy, it was obviously impossible for the leader of Tongtian not to provoke him.

"He said he was very disappointed in you, and he planned to talk to Taishang Laojun and make you a wheelchair."

Chen Yi said casually.

"Don't talk nonsense, respect the Tathagata Buddha."

The corners of Tieguai Li's eyes twitched. He only limped on one leg. What kind of wheelchair is he doing? Could it be that he wants to discount his other leg?

"I'm not afraid that you don't know the importance. I'm protecting you."

Tieguai Li felt very innocent. The reason why he said that in front of the Tathagata Buddha probably meant to teach this disobedient apprentice a lesson for the Tathagata. Fortunately, this apprentice actually got into a fight with the Tathagata Buddha, and finally beat him to death. The black pot was on his head.

"But speaking of it, Tieguai Li, I wasn't ashamed to ask before, why are you still a cripple even after you become a fairy?"

Chen Yi looked at Tieguai Li's left leg curiously, and remembered that he had read a joke a long time ago, saying that Tieguai Li sold medicine and said that the medicine in his gourd would cure all diseases, and then someone asked him, since Your medicine is so effective, why don't you use your medicine to cure your legs?
"You used to call me Master."

Tieguai Li muttered, before he disliked Chen Yi's poor strength and didn't let him call him master, but Chen Yi himself had the cheek to call him, now that Chen Yi's strength has become stronger, instead of calling him master, he felt a little lost, Of course, it is also possible that his next story made him very sad: "I was invited by the Taishang Laojun to go to the Laojun Huashan Fairy Association..."

To put it simply, his soul went out of his body to find the Taishang Laojun, and told his disciples that if he did not come back within seven days, he would burn his body. Xiao Dao burned his body half a day in advance, and Tieguai Li had no choice but to find a dead body to revive, which is what he looks like now.

"I know that, but haven't you become a fairy?"

Chen Yi is still puzzled, you have become a fairy, and there is an alchemy master, Taishang Laojun, isn't it normal to rule that leg?

"Because this is already my fairy body."

Tieguai Li sighed. When he became a fairy, he became a fairy with this body. In addition, most of the Eight Immortals' immortalization process was ripened. One is more casual than the other, such as Lan Caihe, Sun Wukong wears his 200-year-old skill, and the other party becomes a fairy directly.

"Understood, the body is finalized!"

Chen Yi nodded, and then continued: "Then you need a wheelchair even more!"

Tieguai Li:? ? ?

"Let me tell you, I can cure your lame leg. Do you know bone crushing therapy?"

Chen Yi put his shoulders on Tieguai Li's shoulders, looking like he was taking care of everything. This is really not his nonsense. There have been many successful cases in modern medicine. Simply speaking, it is to smash crooked bones , to get them back on track.

Osteotherapy?

Tieguai Li shivered. Although he didn't know what bone crushing therapy was, he felt pain in his left leg when he heard the name. He shook his head again and again, leaning on his crutches to distance himself from Chen Yi: "No, no, no, I'm like this." It's fine, I'm used to it."

"Don't, my skills are pretty good, trust me!"

Chen Yi was a little dissatisfied and said, if you hadn't taught me some spells, I wouldn't have cared if you were lame or not.

Well, this is definitely not an excuse to put Tieguai Li in a wheelchair!

"Chen Yi, have you become a fairy yet?"

At the side, He Xiangu finally couldn't help her curiosity, and asked, she has not yet become a fairy, she is just an ordinary person, so she is still looking forward to becoming a fairy.

"It depends on how you look at the concept of immortals."

Chen Yi explained: "In terms of strength, my strength is far superior to most immortals, but in terms of canonization by the heavenly court, then I have not become an immortal now."

He Xiangu nodded half understanding, and then asked: "Then can you accept me as an apprentice?"

In less than a year since her blind date with Chen Yi, Chen Yi has changed from an ordinary mahjong hall owner to a god who can compete with the Tathagata Buddha. He Xiangu naturally wants to follow Chen Yi and become a god.

That's right, Chen Yi in this world is the owner of a mahjong parlor. He is only responsible for renting and selling mahjong, and does not participate in gambling.

"Accept you as an apprentice, I remember becoming the apprentice of Nine Heavens Profound Girl, right?"

Chen Yi touched his chin and looked at the long sword in He Xiangu's hand. It was outrageous to say it. He Xiangu stayed at the Jiutian Xuannv Temple to save Fei Changfang, and asked for help from Jiutian Xuannv, but Jiutian Xuannv gave it to her A Xuannv sword, and then she became the apprentice of Jiutian Xuannv.

You don't teach swordsmanship, and you don't teach spells. You gave me the Xuannv sword that was shot away by the green bull spirit. Do you call it an apprentice?
Of course, there is also a possibility that He Xiangu was the apprentice of the Nine Heavens Xuannv in her previous life, just like Lu Dongbin was the apprentice of the Taishang Laojun in her previous life, and Mu Niu Tongzi was also an apprentice of Donghua Shangxian in her previous life, and Mu Niu Boy's this The first Han Zhongli was Lu Dongbin's master...

"The expensive circle is really chaotic."

Hey, if you think about it this way, Lu Dongbin has to call his master, and Han Zhongli is also his master. As for the Taishang Laojun, with Lu Dongbin as the anchor, Mu Niu Tongzi and Taishang Laojun are both Lu Dongbin's masters, and they are equal , but Lu Dongbin is Mu Niu Tongzi's master, Taishang Laojun has become Mu Niu Tongzi's master...

The loop is closed, family!

Chen Yi muttered, always felt that this group of gods worshiped teachers so casually, and Zhang Guolao, for a bite to eat, worshiped Princess Longsan as his teacher, should it be said that Xiu's gluttony?
"What do you want to advise me?"

He Xiangu thought that Chen Yi wanted to mention something about herself, so she couldn't help but feel refreshed.

"Oh, if you want to cultivate immortality, you must have great perseverance, and you must have the courage to swing a knife at the strong, do you have it?"

Chen Yi came back to his senses, patted He Xiangu on the shoulder, and encouraged her.

"Have!"

He Xiangu's eyes were extremely firm, and she clenched the Xuannv sword in her hand.

"Did you see the man running away?"

Chen Yi pointed at Tieguai Li who ran towards Fei Changfang's family, persistently fooling Fei Changfang into a fairy.

"Uh, I see."

For Tieguai Li, He Xiangu still knew each other, and knew that the other party was an immortal, but was it a bit too strong to swing the knife at the strong man, the other party was an immortal!
"Go over and cut off his legs, and I will teach you how to become a fairy."

He Xiangu: ...

You are a way to become a demon, right?How could Chengxian chop off someone's leg, let alone a cripple's leg, isn't it too wicked?

"Didn't I say it, it's called bone crushing therapy."

You are clearly a body dismemberment therapy, okay?

Seeing He Xiangu looking at him speechlessly, Chen Yi took out a watch and slapped it on He Xiangu's wrist, encouraging him: "You have been strengthened, hurry up!"

(End of this chapter)