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Chapter 786 I will win Gan Yu today!

[Superman High School]@[Genshin Impact]: I must say, you are better than me. I only rely on my wife to become the richest man in the world!

【Original God】:......

Do you think I don’t want to rely on my wife to become the richest man in the world?

Otherwise, why do you think I stay in Liyue Port every day?

[Red Dead Redemption]: Mader, my plug-in is finally online. Today I am going to wash out the Pacific Ocean and tear off Lincoln's head and use it as a ball.

Chen Yi:...

Good guy, after waiting for so long, I finally got the perverted Chen Yi!

But after Chen Yi explained, everyone expressed their understanding and said, "Just wash it off and kick it, because he came to this world as a Chinese worker responsible for building railways."

[Mechanical Age]: Can you still be as miserable as me? I am the only human being in the whole world. I was dumbfounded when I traveled through time and discovered that this was NieR: Automata.

[Lonely Rock]: What’s wrong with just one human being? There are 2B, A2, Commander, and 9S. This is simply a male paradise!

There is not much to say about Chen Yi in the world of "Lonely Rock". He is Yi Ji Hong Xia's brother-in-law and Yi Ji Xing Ge's husband. Incidentally, he is also a celebrity agent. After all, the timeline he traveled through was several years earlier and he signed many future contracts. The outstanding female stars, such as Aragaki Yui, Suzuki Airi, Hashimoto Kanna, are all his signature actresses.

What, you ask why there are only female celebrities?

Who in the world would care about the name of a Japanese male star?

[Mechanical Age]: Damn it, I stay in the isolation room every day, and they are really talking about freezing me recently! Also, it’s just A2 and the Commander, why is there 9S?

It turns out that the magic pattern disease in "NieR: The Pretender", a prequel to the world of "Automata", still exists. To put it simply, it is a curse placed by a god from another world specifically for humans. Unfortunately, Chen Yi, who has traveled through time The person happens to be human.

And there are not only curses from other worlds, but also magic particles, which are essentially magic particles from another world. Unfortunately, there is no magic in this world, so it becomes an infectious disease. Once contaminated, humans will become white. Saltation directly turns into a pile of salt particles, which are also the two main reasons for the demise of human beings in the world of "Mechanical Age".

Both artificial humans like 2B and their weapons actually use magic particles, which have a magic-like effect. Therefore, if Chen Yi dares to get close to them, the only outcome will be to be infected by the magic particles and turn into a Pile of white salt.

So when he traveled through the orbital base, he was directly isolated by the artificial people. Every day, food and clothing needed to be disinfected. From time to time, there would be live broadcasts to encourage the artificial people - the underlying logic of the birth of artificial people is Fighting for humanity, the higher-ups have always concealed the fact that humanity has become extinct.

[Mechanical Age]: Do you know the only difference between labor and management and monkeys in the zoo? Monkeys at least have female monkeys!

Chen Yi:...

Well, it was indeed quite miserable, so everyone quickly changed the topic.

[Great Time]: I really envy you, it is an extraordinary world after all. I was so excited when I saw Li Xiaoyao, but then I was told that his name is Yuan Hao!

[Original God]: No, did you wait until you saw Yuan Hao to realize that the world you traveled through was "Good Times"?

Can't you tell the difference between modern and ancient times?

[Great Time]: Who said he would sleep next to me after time travel.

∑(っ°Д°;)っXn!

Chen Yi blinked, good guy, although I knew I was split into hundreds, there was one GAY among them that I didn’t expect. Although Lao Hu is very handsome and has more male fans than female fans, he has A man is shouting that he wants to give birth to a monkey, but you are serious about it!

[Great Time]: What are you thinking? He and I work for the same travel agency, and he is my boss. As you know, travel agencies run everywhere. Is it a problem for two grown men to sleep in the same room but on different beds?

Chen Yi:...

No problem, it’s us who are dirty!

Chen Yi all sighed with emotion, remembering that a long time ago they were very simple. Let alone two grown men sharing a room and sharing a bed, it was normal even if they shared a room and a bed. However, since various CP fans have emerged on the Internet, let alone men and women, they are just human beings. No problem with animals.

Alas, we were eventually polluted by the world!

[Great Time]: You don’t know, I saw Luo Yiyang’s girlfriend Zhang Xueer a while ago, good guy, she looks exactly like in the TV series.

This is not nonsense, otherwise you can think of Yuan Hao as Li Xiaoyao?

[Good Times]: No, when I first watched "Good Times", didn't I, that is, everyone, think that the reason why Luo Yiyang chose Zhang Xueer as his girlfriend was that she was the screenwriter's daughter? But now it has become a reality, which means...

Chen Yi recalled his feelings when he first watched "Good Times". Indeed, although the plot was average, it was not unwatchable, but the relationship between Luo Yiyang and Zhang Xueer was unbearable to watch, especially the kiss scene. , everyone sighed with emotion, he is indeed a professional actor, but he would definitely not be able to say it. 【Love Apartment】: Does this mean they are in true love?

[Great Time]: It means he is really blind!

Chen Yi:...

"Gan Yu, this way!"

Although the sudden launch of the plug-in caught Chen Yi off guard, the plug-in was not as important as his girlfriend - even though Gan Yu was not his girlfriend yet.

"Chen, Chen Yi, why are you here?"

However, after seeing Chen Yi, Gan Yu's expression changed drastically, and he turned around and wanted to run away.

"Hey hey hey, what are you talking about? Aren't I here every day?"

Chen Yi raised his foot and stopped Gan Yu, and walked towards Gan Yu with a smirk on his face: "You come to Liyue Port every day, don't you just come to see me?"

"That's not true. I'm just here to have breakfast!"

Gan Yu's pretty face turned red when she heard this, and the two horns on her head shook.

So cute!

Although they have been in contact with each other for so long, the little girl who is shy every time she teases her doesn't look like a unicorn fairy beast that has lived for thousands of years.

"I'm not kidding you anymore, hey, this is the 'Shengshi Taiping' I asked Xiang Ling to make. Try it and see how it compares to your craftsmanship."

Chen Yi snapped his fingers, and a plate of dishes made of rice, lotus root, tree plum and pure flower was brought up by a little girl with beanie eyebrows. When it was brought up, the little girl winked at Chen Yi with a look in her eyes. Full of encouragement.

Chen Yi also winked at her and expressed that he had received it. I will win Gan Yu today!

Looking at the plate that exuded the fragrance of pure flowers and was dotted with clear flower petals, Gan Yu swallowed subconsciously, wanting to eat it but not daring to eat it.

"You, don't force me, I'm not hungry."

"Jiejiejie, yes, I am forcing you. If you don't eat, I will pour it to the ground and step on it a few times!"

Chen Yi's threat made Gan Yu look pale. That scene - it was so terrifying!

The thought of such precious food being thrown away and stepped on made her so heartbroken that she couldn't breathe.

"I'll eat. Isn't it okay if I eat?"

Gan Yu murmured, she was forced to do so, definitely not because she wanted to eat, absolutely not?

"late!"

Like the villain in the novel, Chen Yi smiled proudly: "Now unless you become my girlfriend, I will throw it away."

"girlfriend?"

Gan Yu, who had been staring at the 'Shengshi Taiping' and swallowing his saliva, turned around and looked at Chen Yi in astonishment, his eyes full of confusion and confusion, as if to say, why did you say such a thing?

Sensing the confusion in Gan Yu's eyes, Chen Yi couldn't help but feel nervous. If something bad happened, wouldn't he be able to be friends in the future?

"What is a girlfriend?"

Chen Yi:......

Xiangling:......

(╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴X2!

(End of this chapter)