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Chapter 894 Ami, you are a Buddha!
Chapter 894 Ami...you Buddha!
After hearing Chen Yi's family history, Xu Xian looked at Li Gongfu nervously, fearing that his brother-in-law would suddenly divorce his sister, while Li Gongfu fell into deep thought.
"Well, if I let Jiao Rong be a maid like Xiao Qing, is that okay?"
It is naturally impossible to divorce Xu Jiaorong, and it is impossible to kill her, but it is possible to make Xu Jiaorong like Xiaoqing.
It's like Chen Yi had a classmate in his previous life. His parents were deceived by a fortune teller, saying that the child's fate would be that of his mother. It was best to call his mother aunt instead of mother. They actually did so.
This is true in modern times, let alone ancient times, so Li Gongfu really took it seriously for a while.
Of course, the main reason is that I drank too much and dared to say anything, but it was not illegal anyway.
"Li Gongfu!"
Xu Jiaorong was not the kind of virtuous wife and loving mother, otherwise she would not have been able to pull Xu Xian into such a big position by herself. She immediately rushed to Li Gongfu's side, directly grabbed Li Gongfu's ears and pulled him up: "Let me be your maid, right? You are very capable, right?”
"I'm not doing this just to gain an official position. Wait a minute. The boss is still here. Give me some face."
When his ears were lifted, Li Gongfu finally came to his senses and quickly begged for mercy.
Xu Jiaorong rolled her eyes. Li Gongfu was too straight-minded to notice it, but she had already seen that Chen Yi did it on purpose, but so what if it was intentional. Who told Li Gongfu to really have such thoughts?
He dares to treat himself as a maid today, and he dares to find a mistress for himself tomorrow!
Xu Xian:......
Well, he was overly worried. It seemed that Quilt's own brother-in-law couldn't get rid of his sister.
"Ahem, what about that? I have to leave beforehand. Goodbye."
Seeing that Chen Yi was about to run away after lighting the fire, Li Gongfu hurriedly shouted: "No, Brother Chen, help me, please explain."
"Yes, I'm going to save lives now. Someone may actually die after this."
Chen Yi stood up and turned around to leave without any hesitation or mercy. Li Gongfu looked confused.
Quickly walking out of Li Gongfu's house, Chen Yi teleported directly to his own residence. He really didn't just ignore death... If something wasn't really going on, he would definitely have left a strong onlooker behind.
……
"Smelly monk, you stayed up late at night and broke into my mother's house. Do you think I am easy to bully?"
As soon as he got home, Chen Yi saw a monk stepping on Xiaoqing's feet. He looked quite young, but why did he look so much like Chenxiang's father?
Well, it's not Chen Yi from "New God List: Yang Jian", but Liu Yanchang from "Lotus Lantern", which is exactly the same!
The truth is revealed, Fahai is Liu Yanchang’s previous life, and all this is a Buddhist conspiracy to suppress the majesty of heaven!
During the day, she failed to show off and was beaten instead. Xiaoqing was already holding back a lot of anger. He was planning to regain his confidence and practice in order to defeat Bai Suzhen as soon as possible. However, a bald man rushed into the house and without saying a word, he picked up the Zen staff and started walking. Xiaoqing could bear it, so he immediately punched him and knocked him down with two kicks.
Chen Yi:......
How should I put it? This version of Fa Hai is a bit like Fa Hai in "Green Snake". He thinks that monsters are monsters and should be killed. He probably sensed Xiao Qing's demon aura when fighting Bai Suzhen, and then... Rush over and conquer the demons.
However, this version of Fa Hai is not as enlightened as Fa Hai in "Green Snake". In the end, he was so angry that Xu Xian became obsessed and turned from a young man into an old man.
As for why Xiaoqing can't defeat Bai Suzhen but can defeat Fahai, this is actually not surprising. In the original plot, Bai Suzhen's strength far exceeds Fahai, and the reason why Fahai can defeat such a big demon is the bigger reason It was the golden bowl given to him by Buddha. So when he took out the golden bowl and tried to put Xiaoqing into it, he was shocked to find that Fengfeng couldn't put it in, so he could only pick up the Zen staff and play close to Xiaoqing, and then nothing happened.
If Xiaoqing hadn't cultivated herself during this period, and she didn't really like committing murders... She wanted to drown the fishermen back then out of sheer anger, just like Chen Yi who wanted to kill people and silence them because he was afraid of being found out. Otherwise, Fahai was not trampled under her feet, but stuck to the ground by her.
"Fa Hai, right?"
Chen Yi picked up the golden bowl on the ground and felt the vast Buddha power inside. The secret energy of the universe in his body was instantly converted into Buddha power. His whole body emitted a vast golden light, like a big sun in the dark night, like a Buddha.
"Amitabha! Young monk Fa Hai, pay homage to my Buddha!"
Seeing the true Buddha coming to the world, Fahai stood up quickly and performed a Buddhist salute: "Please also ask me, the Buddha, to subdue demons and eliminate demons, so as to prevent evildoers from causing harm to the world."
As for Xiao Qing, who was originally stepping on his back, he was already frightened out of his mind by the golden light. If he hadn't been unable to run away, he would have run away long ago.
"Ami...you Buddha!"
Chen Yi subconsciously wanted to return the favor, but he quickly reacted and threw the golden bowl in his hand to the ground. All the Buddha's light on his body dissipated, and he once again turned into the street gangster... policeman.
He almost lost all worldly desires. It was so dangerous that Madhe almost fell into the trap of the bald man.
"Gungun, you are not welcome here. If you dare to come here in the future, I will beat you every time I see you."
Chen Yi picked up the golden bowl and put it on the head of the confused Fa Hai, pushed him out, raised his fist as big as a casserole and warned.
Bai Suzhen came to visit during the day and Fahai came to visit at night. Chen Yi immediately realized that there must be something wrong with this. Maybe those bald men were plotting against him and planning to turn him into a Buddha.
Of course, it is also possible that he helped them to convert Bai Suzhen and Fa Hai, but just wanting to have sex for nothing without doing anything good, how could such a good thing happen!
"Wait a minute, this Buddha..."
Because he didn't know the name of the Buddha in front of him, Fahai could only call him that. When he saw Chen Yi closing the door, he rushed over. Just as he was about to say something, he saw Chen Yi punch Fahai on the right eye. .
"You didn't understand what I said, did you? Don't let me see you again in Qiantang County, otherwise I'll take off my hood for you."
Chen Yi pointed at Fahai's golden bowl, with an extremely arrogant tone, and slammed the door, leaving Fahai with a black eye.
"Could it be said that he is the reincarnation of Buddha?"
Feeling the pain in his right eye, Fahai finally came back to his senses. The scene just now was so shocking that Fahai thought that Chen Yi was the reincarnation of the Buddha. However, Chen Yi was so domineering that he was possessed by Brother Dao. It has nothing to do with the Buddha, so there is only one truth, and that is that Chen Yi is the reincarnation of the Buddha, just like Daoji was originally the Dragon-Subduing Arhat in the Eighteen Arhats, but due to unresolved mortal ties, he was reincarnated as Daoji.
The truth is!
It must be some witch who coveted the Buddha's golden body and bewitched the Buddha's reincarnation, which made him attack her.
And this can also explain why the golden bowl is useless to the demon girl. The demon girl is increasingly in contact with the Buddha's reincarnation, so the Buddha's light naturally has no effect on her.
Fahai's eyes lit up and he felt that he had discovered the truth!
By the way, Golden Bowl, where’s my Golden Bowl? Where’s such a big one?
I seem to have said it before, but I still want to complain. This is true. I have a classmate who calls his mother Auntie. No, not one, but several!
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