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Chapter 900 I just said that the group was full of LSPs, but in just a few words I was assimilated.

Motorcycles are definitely motorcycles. After all, his wife is very motorcycle. Yes, his wife is Chen Xinyi, the heroine of "Destined to Love You". After getting along for a long time, she will naturally be affected by her.

The story of "Destined to Love You" is actually a traditional romantic drama. The heroine is a silly and sweet type. As long as she is good to her, she will easily develop a crush on her.

In the original plot, although she had a philandering boyfriend, even if her boyfriend found a rich woman, she still wanted to win him back. So faced with such a good girl who is hard to find even with a lantern, how could a fellow member of the Chen family bear to give in? She was heartbroken, so naturally it was impossible to let her go. She had to support her even if she worked part-time!

Chen Yi:...

If you don't work to support her, she will live a better life!

All the Chen Yi people lamented, why can such good girls only appear in movies and TV series?

[Initial D]: Is it possible that there are such good girls in reality, but they are all harmed by scumbag men?

Chen Yi:...

You still have the nerve to say that you are that damn scumbag!

[Pixel War]: What's there to say about this? Aliens have invaded our world. Do you think I should attack that Vanura planet and destroy them?

"Pixel Wars" tells the story of a group of aliens who received a video recording of a classic arcade machine from the Earth. They mistakenly thought it was a declaration of war, so they created a real-life version of the arcade machine and invaded the Earth.

So the president of the beautiful country invited his friend who was the runner-up of "Donkey Kong" to help him play the game and save the world.

It sounds good, but I really can't think about it.

First of all, there are aliens who clearly understand English. So how do they misunderstand the game as a declaration of war on the premise of understanding English?

Secondly, even if they declare war, they should not create pixel games to change the games played by the people on earth. Instead, they should directly use a Star Destroyer Cannon to eliminate the race on earth that dares to provoke them.

In the end, they all said that the winner would be in charge of the other's planet. It was understandable that Eddie Plant was unwilling to admit it because he used a cheat code the first time, but later on, when the protagonist won in "Donkey Kong", it stands to reason that the other's planet should be They lost to humans, but in the end, they slapped their butts and left.

There is also an easter egg at the end of the film. The protagonist's friend and the pixels gave birth to a bunch of pixels. No matter how you think about it, it seems like the premise of the pixels invading humans. Maybe it failed and the plan was to understand human society first and then get a more powerful pixel. People invade the earth.

[Escape from Clone Island]: Maybe it’s a story that the director came up with on the spot, and you’ll lose the fight.

The identity of Chen Yi in the world of "Escape from Clone Island" is relatively simple. He is the cafeteria uncle. Of course, he is not the grandfather of some Calabash Baby, but because he is just like the cafeteria aunt, everyone has to look at his face when eating. If you make him unhappy, his hands will shake like an uncle, with no results.

Even though this is just a job to make a living, Chen Yi is very satisfied because the income is quite high, one hundred dollars a day. I just want to ask you, are you rich?

Of course, the high salary also comes with strict restrictions, such as not being able to talk to colleagues or even go online, let alone make phone calls.

Fortunately, he could still play games and read novels. Chen Yi reluctantly adapted to it, thinking that if he worked for more than ten years, he would be able to return to his hometown to marry a beautiful wife and build a small villa, and his rebirth would not be in vain. However, he soon I found a good match among my colleagues, a girl who looked very much like Scarlett Johansson.

【Super Body】：……

As expected of me, my thoughts are exactly the same as mine!

[Escape from Clone Island]: Wait, I will take Sarah Jordan out of the sea of ​​misery now. Hey, no, she is a clone. The real Sarah Jordan should still be there. I should reunite their sisters!

Chen Yi:...

[The Buried Fulian]: Hey, why are all the LSPs in this group!

Compared with these Chen Yi who live a relatively comfortable life, "Fulillian Buried" doesn't even know which world he has traveled to, because he has never watched "Fulillian Buried" at all, so in the spirit of no With the spirit of never dying if he does it, he stayed in his village and served as a guard at the entrance of the village. After all, as we all know, in RPG games, the village gate guards are the strongest. Regardless of whether it is the LV999 world-destroying devil or the famous toy that massacred thousands of people, it is only a matter of one shot in front of the village gate guards.

He is currently thinking about whether to marry a wife and have a fat boy. After all, according to a certain time-travel literary convention, he can't be the protagonist, so he can also be the protagonist's father. He has also read novels in which the son of a time-traveler is the protagonist. A lot.

It's just that the people in their village are a bit warlike, so it's not easy to get a wife. By the way, their village is called a warrior village.

Chen Yi:...

Brother, your death omen star is shining!

Hey, no, Levale's death omen star is shining early now!

[Initial D]: Wait, you're not dead yet. Does this mean Tomato is still a kid now? Fei Lun is still just a little loli?

[The Buried Flillian]: Don't worry, not only am I not dead, but Hugh Tolts is also not dead!

Are you polite?

What do you mean I'm not dead yet!

[Initial D]: That, Hugh Toltz, who is it?

[Buried Fulian]:...

[Fullian in Burial]: Hugh Tortz is Hugh Tucker's brother. Apologize to him, you bastard. Not only do you miss his wife, you even forgot his brother's name.

[Initial D]: What’s the matter? Who reads comics and remembers the name of the supporting character? Let alone the protagonist. Sometimes after watching a movie or TV series, except for the pretty girl, I forget the name of the protagonist. I’m so proud. jpg!

Chen Yi:...

You are so proud of this kind of thing!

Or is it that you remember the girls and actually intend to attack those girls, right?

[Initial D]: And although I miss Fei Lun, you are the one who did it!

Reasonable and convincing!

[Fullian in Burial]: It’s so reasonable and convincing, but it’s hard to believe it. Did I say that I want to attack Faylan? More importantly, she is still a child now!

[Initial D]: It doesn’t matter, Fei Lun is gone, and there’s still Seliai.

[Fullian of Burial]: No, this name reminds me of some bad memories, and this Celia is too young and is not my type.

[Initial D]: Got it, you like Volamei, don’t you? Sure enough, heroes think alike. If a serious person wants to be the husband of Fulilian’s apprentice, he should be Fulilian’s master!

[Buried Fulian]: That’s right, I’m going to find Volame’s soul and resurrect her so that Fulian won’t be able to be buried!

Chen Yi:...

They remember that someone just said that the group was full of LSPs, but they were assimilated in just a few words.