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Chapter 996 I don’t care, the old thief Fushimi is completely heartless, I will live and die with the black cat!

[How can my sister be this cute! ]: Scumbag!

[Dr. Stone]: Beast!

【Titanic】: Scum!

[Zhou Chu eliminates three evils]: scum!

Chen Yi from the world of "The Legend of the White Snake" posted his experience of trying to be a scumbag but being PUA'd by a scumbag girl in the chat group, trying to gain experience from his predecessors. However, before the predecessors could say anything, Chen Yis who entered the chat group at the same time as him took the moral high ground to accuse a newcomer.

  [Spring Light Pig Bajie]: Haha, who was it a few days ago who said that in order to prevent Kousaka Kyosuke and Kousaka Kirino from going further and further astray, he wanted to sacrifice himself to stop them?

That's fine, but this guy actually said that Kousaka Kyousuke can't give happiness to everyone, but he can. During this period, he was hanging around Gokou Ruri and Tamura Manami under the pretext of collecting folk songs, and occasionally ran into them. Are you collecting folk songs for your light novels? I don't even care about you!

[How can my sister be this cute!]: Ahem, I've been thinking about it recently. Actually, Kousaka Kirino isn't that good. She's stubborn and willful, so I plan to help them.

Ah, but they can't be together!

Although it is normal to have a sister complex, it would be very abnormal if it is really an orthopedic problem.

[How can my sister be this cute!]: You don’t understand this, right? I plan to give Kousaka Kirino a new body and a new bloodline, so wouldn’t they no longer be siblings?

Chen Yi:...

In this case, they are indeed not biological siblings, but how do you ask Kousaka Yoshino and Kousaka Daisuke to explain that they are not biological siblings?

[How can my sister be this cute!]: This is easy. I just need to find the hospital where they were born, find a girl who was born around the same time as Kousaka Kirino, swap their bodies and souls, and then reshape them. That's it.

My goodness, if this were to happen, it's hard to say what would happen to the Takasaka family. The hospital might even go bankrupt. A matter like taking the wrong child away cannot be solved by just bowing - at least they have to get down on their knees.

  [I am the Big Brother]: I have read this script, it seems to be called "Accidentally Falling in Love with You", right? It is starred by the owner of the fish pond, and it has a Douban score of 4.4!

Chen Yi in the world of "I'm the Big Brother" has been very busy recently. He is trying to enter the entertainment industry and is planning to make female residents of the apartment such as Hayakawa Kyoko, Kawasaki Akemi, and Morikawa Ryoko big stars, so he is catching up on movies.

[Titanic]: Just like "Titanic", a bad movie.

The reason why there are so many complaints about "Titanic" is that, from a certain perspective, the love story in "Titanic" is indeed quite bad: Jack Dawson is simply a handsome second-rate guy who won the ship ticket by gambling. When he saw that Rose DeWitt-Bucket was beautiful, he went up to chat her up, and he did so even though he knew that she had a fiancé.

Rose said that she was tired of the upper-class life, but her body was honest. She followed her mother's arrangement and went to the United States with Carl, enjoying everything her fiancé gave her, and then gave her fiancé a hat.

Carl was the worst. Although their marriage was arranged, he did nothing. Even if you don't plan to marry me, you should at least return the Heart of the Ocean to me. What's the point of throwing it into the sea? If I die, will there be no one in my family?

On the other hand, Chen Yi in the world of "Titanic" is the same as Chen Yi in the world of "Red Dead Redemption". He is a Chinese worker who was originally responsible for burning the boiler of this giant ship. However, when he knew that the ship was called Titanic, he decisively refused the job.

But just like Palu, Chen Yi didn't do it, but the Chinese workers did. Then after the Titanic sank, the country of the lighthouse put all the blame on the Chinese workers, saying that they were afraid of death, cowardly, and even disguised as women to sneak into the few lifeboats. So Chen Yi in the world of "Titanic" gets angry every time he sees his ID, but it's hard to change it, so he can only find fault with those senior officials every time he gets angry.

  【Zhou Chu Eliminates Three Evils】@【How Can My Little Sister Be This Cute!】: Don't think I can't see that you are trying to change the subject. Tell me, are you still planning to attack Tamura Manami and Gokou Ruri?

The Chen Yi in the world of "Zhou Chu Eliminates Three Evils" is not an allusion to the classical Chinese text in "A New Account of Tales of the World", but a movie world that uses the past to tell the present - this movie is provided by the figure in the world of "Ready Player One".

However, similar to the classical Chinese allusions, Chen Guilin, who mistakenly thought he had a terminal illness, initially wanted to be like Zhou Chu and kill the two wanted criminals ranked above him, become the number one on the wanted list, and make a name for himself that would last for thousands of years. But after killing the two wanted criminals, Chen Guilin finally woke up and realized that in order to become famous, he did not have to do bad things. When he was executed in the movie, he knew the truth and said thank you to the doctor who had lied to him with a sense of relief.

As for Chen Yi, he is the younger brother of Chen Hui, who has been chasing Chen Guilin.

However, although they are both policemen, they do not work in the same police station. Therefore, although he sometimes participates in the pursuit of Chen Guilin, most of the time he pays attention to the gossips of the neighbors.

[How can my sister be this cute!]: She is obviously incompetent and can only be a punching bag for the common people, yet she still talks about different responsibilities.

【Zhou Chu eliminates three evils】:……

It's nice to say that, but you'd be wrong if you really said that.

  After all, it is well known that the police on a certain island are so efficient in handling cases that they can't even recognize the wanted criminals in front of them. What can Chen Yi do? Is it my fault that my teammates are too bad?

Also, I'm talking about your plan to attack minors.

[How can my sister be this cute!]: What's wrong with being underage? Can't minors fall in love? There are so many people who are underage and fall in love.

Chen Yi:...

But you are not a minor, you are already an adult. Even if you have become younger after traveling through time, you are still 18 years old - eh, according to my sister's worldview, it seems that 18 years old in their world Japan is still a minor.

[How can my sister be this cute!]: I don't care, the old thief Fushimi has lost all conscience, I will live and die with the black cat!

So you still didn't mention Manami Tamura!

[Dr. Stone]: A bunch of idiots, get down!

After traveling to the world of "Dr. Stone", he learned from Senku Ishigami to develop various technologies, and eventually developed Ishigami Village from a primitive tribe to a not-so-primitive tribe.

  There's no way, he's just an ordinary person. He doesn't have the memory and execution ability of Ishigami Senku's supernatural powers. He can make the primitive tribe use iron tools and wear non-piercing fur clothes, but this is already his limit. How can a person who travels through time and space develop a primitive society into an urban society?

Chen Yi from the world of "The Legend of the White Snake" nodded in agreement. Although Chen Yi from the world of "Dr. Stone" had just said the word "beast", considering that he was a villager of Shishen Village, he was a primitive man after all. He probably wanted to hunt, which had nothing to do with himself as a gentleman.

Chen Yi in the chat group was unreliable, so Chen Yi could only rely on himself. After catching up with Xiao Long Nu, he persuaded her after a lot of persuasion, and patted his chest to assure her: "Don't worry, even if your second sister gets my body, she can't get my heart!"

Little Dragon Girl: ...