Endless Stories: Beginning with Type Moon

Chapter 476

Regardless of whether there is bgm or not, the two pillars sitting on the branch of the tree throwing stones with one hand and Gaara hanging upside down on the tree, the posture of these two people, in the eyes of Shinji who was once a middle school boy, still looks like on TV When I saw this scene for the first time, it was so full of force.

This wave, this wave is the real Ye Qinghui!

"What are you bastard doing in other people's villages? Get out of here."

Although Er Zhuzi's words are a bit cold but still elegant, combined with the threatening action of crushing stones with one hand, it can be said to be very restored to the original work. Shen Er even made up the bgm of this paragraph in his mind.

Ran goose ...

"hateful!"

Kankuro below cursed in a low voice, and then tore off the puppet crow wrapped in white cloth strips behind him, and the scene became tense instantly.

"Forget it, Kankuro, our purpose is not..."

"Shut up! Temari, Konoha is too bullying!"

Kankuro interrupted the temari, reached out and grabbed the corner of the crow's cloth strip, and said angrily: "It's unbearable to be bumped into by a kid and a fat pig, and insulted by this kid who suddenly appeared. What can't be tolerated!"

I've never seen such bullying!

Kankuro was a little frustrated, he and Temari had just arrived in Konoha, in order not to disturb the normal life and work of Konoha residents, he deliberately chose such a deserted alley, and planned to find a hot pot restaurant to enjoy the feeling of eating hot pot and singing.

The results of it?
A little ghost head (Konoha Maru) ran out of nowhere and hit his waist directly!Then before I could speak, another fat pig bumped into me and threw myself flying more than ten meters until I hit a wall before stopping (sinking deep into it)!
My elbows, my polengai, my lumbar discs, they all hurt a lot!
Under such circumstances, what if I want to reason with the perpetrator?
Yes, I tried it myself, and I can't lift or kick that fat pig (Naruto), so what's wrong with mentioning that stinky brat to scare him?Are you overdoing yourself?
At this time, Erzhuzi also roughly understood the whole story through Kankuro's words, the corner of his eye twitched inexplicably, and his expression became subtle in an instant.

Although it's a bit embarrassing, but since the head (forced) himself has already made (pretend), no matter what happens, he has to pretend first.

"Haven't they already apologized to you? They have apologized and are still reluctant..."

It's good that Sasuke didn't mention this, but when he mentioned Kankuro, he became even more entangled, and the anger in his heart became more intense, and he pointed to Naruto who Shinji didn't recognize at first sight anyway.

"He just pushed me down from the wall abruptly. Nima, try to see if it hurts, but I just passed out from the pain! In other words, if this is an ordinary person, why not be directly killed by him? That formal apology is over? Labor and management don't accept it!"

Kankuro yelled indignantly, and then wanted to show his big baby crow, but...

"Why can I always smell the smell of barbecue? My clothes are all stained. Did Temari eat barbecue this morning?" Kankuro asked after sniffing his nose.

"No, no." Temari waved his hand, then suddenly thought of something, and casually pointed at the naive Naruto in front of him, "Probably got it when he just saved you."

"He saved me?"

"Yeah, it's artificial respiration and cardiopulmonary resuscitation, otherwise you'd still be fainting now."

"That's it..." Kankuro nodded subconsciously, and then he reacted again, raised his head and looked at Temari blankly, and pointed his other finger at Naruto, "Wait, what did you just say he did to me? "

"Artificial respiration and cardiopulmonary resuscitation."

At this moment, Kankuro's already fragile little heart shattered to the ground in an instant, his mouth was wide open, his expression was dull and his body stood stiffly, without moving for a long time.

Commonly known as, the sky is falling!

call--

After a long while, Kankuro took a deep breath, and immediately untied the cloth strips that wrapped the crow.

"I'm going to kill you!! I'm so stupid..."

Before he finished speaking, Kankuro, who was looking directly at Naruto, suddenly thought of that scene, and suddenly his stomach rolled, and he threw up by himself in the next second while leaning on the wall.

Σ_("∠) vomit......

And seeing this scene, Naruto, adhering to the consciousness of wiping his own ass due to his own fault, took a step forward and "lightly" patted Kankuro on the back.

"I'm sorry, it was all my fault before, how about I treat you as an apology when I treat you to barbecue, how about it?"

Kankuro, who was filmed let alone talking, struggled even to breathe, managed to squeeze out a few words from his throat with all his strength.

"You...fuck...don't..."

Before he could utter the words, Kankuro spit out a mouthful of blood, and he didn't know whether it was made by Naruto's anger or by Naruto's photo.

"Brother Naruto, he is dying! Take him to the hospital! Hurry up and send him to the hospital!"

"Oh! Leave it all to me!"

With that said, Naruto picked up Kankuro, and then took a deep breath to round his belly.

"Ninja! Naruto version of the meat bomb chariot!"

Ever since, Kankuro on Naruto's back has also become a part of the meat bomb chariot.

Fortunately, Sasuke reacted quickly and yelled to stop Naruto and rescued Kankuro, otherwise, this wave of Kankuro might have died before he left.

Looking at Kankuro, who was bloody at the corner of his mouth, and felt a little bit "unwilling to die", Sasuke felt a little sympathy in his heart.

Brother, the pain you have endured is actually me too...

"He was just angry. He didn't hurt his bones. He should be sent to the hospital for recuperation for two days. I apologize for what happened today on behalf of my teammates. As for the compensation, don't worry too much. Someone will come to you. "

Because what Sasuke said was too official and too skillful, Shen Er, who was silently watching this farce from a distance, had a strange expression on his face.

Does this happen often?
And it was always Sasuke who wiped Naruto's ass?

How did Xiao Hei combine the cp of this pair of original works into this one?Niubi!
"But…"

Temari, who was supporting Kankuro, wanted to say something more, but was interrupted by Gaiga who had been hanging upside down on the tree since the beginning.

"Enough is enough, isn't it embarrassing enough? Don't forget the purpose of our coming here."

It can be seen that when Gaara is talking, Temari is very obviously showing a bit of timidity, which is not much different from the original work.

Seeing this, Shinji frowned slightly.

This Gaara was obviously not like this when he was with me before, how did this Gaara be educated?He even sent people back to education, so it can only be said that death is not a loss.

"Uh...Okay, let's go."

After speaking, Temari forced a smile.

Gaara glanced at Naruto and the others below, apologized in a voice without any emotion, and then appeared in front of Temari with a flashing technique with sand in it .

"Come on, we're not here to do such meaningless things."

After all, Gaara turned around first.

"Hi…"

Temari timidly responded, and lowered his head to support Kankuro to follow, but before taking two steps, Sakura, who had been standing aside and watching, called to stop and asked why.

Temari was about to taunt and answer when he suddenly heard a girl's laughter not far behind him.

"Ha ha ha ha…"

It was Xianglin who couldn't hold back after all!

"Hahahaha, I laughed so hard, each of these people is more interesting than the other, hahahaha..."

Xianglin clutched her stomach, laughing until tears came out.

"Xianglin..." Bai reminded helplessly.

"I really don't blame me for this, because it's so funny, I really can't help it, Mr. Kill thinks so too? No, I can't help it, poof—hahahahahaha..."

"It's almost enough, Xianglin, after all..."

Shen Er said casually, then glanced lightly at his surroundings, there were at least dozens of Konoha Jominin lurking around, although they hid their breath, they couldn't fool Shen Er.

Among them was Hong, whom I hadn't seen for more than half a year, and Shen Er could feel his shortness of breath and rapid heartbeat.

Although Karin and Shiro's voices Gaara can't hear because they have grown up, but Shinji's voice, which is engraved in Gaara's memory, has not changed at all.

Looking at the unusually familiar figure and posture in his memory, Gaara remained silent, but in the end he couldn't say hello due to some reasons.

"Chunin exam."

Gaara just said this to Sakura and the others flatly, then turned around and left with Temari.

……

"It's strange, why did that guy show a murderous look when he saw me just now, I obviously haven't seen him before."

Looking at Gaara gradually going away, Tonero said doubtfully.

Shen Er lightly shrugged his shoulders, and said: "Who knows, it may be some kind of psychological trouble after seeing you, it seems that you have to be careful, Sheren."

"This Gaara didn't even say hello." Xiang Lin twitched the corners of her lips with some dissatisfaction, "Obviously the teacher saved him before, no, I'm going to ask him!"

"Calm down Xianglin." Bai held the agitated Xianglin and shook his head gently.

At this time, Jun Ma Lu glanced around and said lightly: "The play is over, but there are too many people. This Konoha is really strange..."

After Junmalu finished speaking, Sakura in front of her mustered up her courage and asked in the direction of Shen Er and the others.

"...You are also foreign village ninjas who came to Konoha to take the Chunin exam..."

Sakura didn't finish her sentence, because the word ninja felt that Kaorin was not happy about being insulted, and took action on the premise of remembering the family hatred and Konoha's treachery...

"Calm down, Phosphorus."

At the critical moment, Bai stopped Xianglin with a loud voice, shook his head and continued: "Don't make things difficult for the teacher."

"Cut!" Xianglin twitched the corners of her mouth, wrapped her hands behind her head, leaned back, and said in a casual tone with her hands on her pillow: "I don't want to kill people, I just want to follow Mu Ye's noble ninjas are just sparring."

At this time, Sasuke, who was standing in front of the three little ghost heads including Naruto Sakura and Konoha Maru, was shocked.

At that moment just now, the oppressive force brought to me by that red-haired girl who is similar to my age is far more than that of my brother and brother Zhishui combined!

There is also the black-haired Yujie in a black silk dress who is a little older than herself, who is said to be unparalleled in her life. At the moment when she stopped her voice, she burst out with more aura than that. Redhead girl!
This... what kind of monsters are these!
"I apologize to you on behalf of Xianglin, I'm sorry."

Holding a lady's umbrella, the custom-made only black and white elegant lady dress, Hei Changzhi, and Bai opened his mouth with his eyes bent.

"Good... What a beautiful person..."

Konoha Maru stared blankly at Shiro, and even forgot to think for a while, especially that gentle tone and that overly gentle expression, instantly captured Konoha Maru's heart.

At this moment, Uchiha Shisui, Uchiha Itachi, and Hatake Kakashi, the three Konoha elites, rushed over.

"Mr. Anli, it's been a long time. I didn't expect to come to Konoha on such a day. Tsunade-sama, who is still in the meeting, heard that you are coming, and specially asked us to guide you."

Seeing Shisui greeted him with a smiling face and stepped forward to pretend to be eager, Shen Er smiled slightly, and then instantly reached out to wrap his arms around Shisui's shoulder.

"Little ghost, it's been a long time. How are you preparing for the money you owe me?"

Hearing that the other party said this in the first sentence, the smile on Zhishui's face froze for an instant, but soon returned to normal.

"Well... it's a little bit worse, but it's fast, it's really fast."

Saying that, Zhishui rubbed the back of his head and laughed foolishly.

Having said that, the fact is that Zhishui has basically never saved any money. As a charitable person, Zhishui donated most of the money except the money necessary for living.

"You guy..."

Zhishui knew that his small thoughts would definitely not be concealed, his heart slumped, and he leaned into Shen Er's ear and said, "Mr. Anli, please rest assured, I will never deny it, and I have one eye on you There, you dark, relax!"

"Forget it, I won't expose your little thoughts. If the compensation is not in place, your other eye will belong to me."

"Hey? Is this really okay?" Zhishui had a happy expression on his face.

"I'll try you, but you really want to use your trash eye to prostitute my magic eye for nothing?" Shen Er scolded directly.

"No, no, I'm working hard to save money! I will definitely collect enough money as soon as possible! Three years... no, four years, no, five years! At most five years, I will collect enough money to hand over to you! With interest!"

Shinji, who wanted to continue to reprimand or tease Shisui, suddenly thought of something.

"How about this, as long as you can help me solve something, I will promise you, how about it?"

Hearing this, Zhishui's heart instantly woke up.

"Would you like to tell me what it is?"

"Don't worry, I won't let you kill people. Isn't it summer vacation? Then these brats are quite boring. Then I heard that your village is holding the Raoshizi Chunin exam."

Saying that, Shen Er pointed to Xiang Lin and the other four.

"I'll leave it to you to find an informal quota for them."

"Huh?" Zhishui was stunned for a moment, "Could it be... that's why you came to Konoha this time?"

"Otherwise? Do you think I'm free?"

"No no no no, I just feel..."

"Don't say so much, in short, I know the rules of your ninjas, three-person group, you see, these three groups, as for Shanren, because he has no teammates, you can set up a group of one person, how about it? It's not difficult, is it?"

"Ah, this..." Zhishui rubbed his head in difficulty.

At this time, Sasuke, who saw his acquaintance, wanted to go forward to ask about the situation, but was stopped ten meters away by his brother with quick eyes and quick hands.

"Brother, what are they..."

Itachi shook his head lightly, meaning not to approach.

"Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, get out of here quickly."

"but…"

"Don't ask, we will take over here."

"Brother Itachi, why didn't Brother Xiao Hei come?" Naruto asked.

"Xiao Hei has a very important task, and it may take a long time to see him again, but he asked me to give this to you, so that you can work hard."

Then, Itachi gave Naruto the envelope that Xiao Hei asked him to give to Naruto when he left.

Itachi didn't know that besides Xiao Hei's letter, there were also several barbecue coupons in the envelope, which were unlimited!
"Oh…"

……

"I have to report this matter to Hokage-sama and let Hokage-sama make a decision, so you see..."

Seeing Shishui rubbing his hands and laughing with him, Shen Er waved his hands casually.

"Then be silly, don't let me go find that woman myself."

"I'll go right away, Kakashi-san, and I'll trouble you and Itachi for Mr. Amway's guard work!"

After all, Zhishui disappeared in an instant.

……

　Today, according to the notice of the unit, I brought all the daily necessities such as bedding, toothpaste, toothbrush, etc. to the unit. I hope it will not be useful for such a day...

　　During the epidemic, everyone should take precautions.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)