Endless Stories: Beginning with Type Moon

Chapter 539 has brains, but not many.

Calabash Mountain has a mountain god.

And it's an ancient mountain god, completely different from the little mountain gods who are completely unrecognizable in some film and television dramas.

Perhaps it can also be said to be the primordial spirit of the magic weapon of the ancient gods. After all, Calabash Mountain is the magic weapon of a certain ancient god.

In the original book, this mountain god who always helps the gourd spirits at critical moments holds two magic weapons, one is an invincible seven-color lotus, and the other is a magic weapon that can be enlarged and shrunk to break the steel and iron bones, and is not afraid of wind, fire and lightning strikes. The Peerless Excalibur Yitian Excalibur.

He has no interest in gourd essence, but Shen Er has long been interested in the two treasures hidden by the mountain god.

Anyway, it's also the top of my own mountain.

Another reason is to leave something safe for Rider before leaving.If he was alone, he wouldn't be afraid even if he didn't know how high this world was, but after all, he brought a Rider with him this time, so it was worth some refreshments.

Having been my lover for so long without complaint or regret, it would be a lie to insist that I have no feelings at all.Moreover, he is the No. [-] old employee who is memorable in his company.

What's more, recently Rider would look eagerly at Jinlian's Ruyi, magic mirror and many other magic weapons from time to time, and almost whispered to himself that she wanted it too.

After much deliberation, Shen Er decided to deal with this upright and bald mountain god before setting off.

As the saying goes, where there is sincerity, gold and stone are opened.

This thing is not made of gold but just a piece of stone, I use my own Yinglong Shenbow to grind it well, I don't believe it doesn't open its legs.

Waking up early in the morning, breathing in the fresh air of the seldom-occupied mountain stream, Shen Er hummed the theme song of Calabash Baby, and walked slowly to the peak of Calabash Mountain with his hands behind his back.

There's no rush, just wander around looking for it.

"Stop looking, I know you're looking for me."

A thunderous roar sounded from behind Shen Er.

Looking back, there are only vast clouds and mist.

The clouds gradually dissipated, and an old man's face transformed from a boulder appeared before Shen Er's eyes, on the edge of the cliff.

On the top of the boulder, a magenta eagle with an orange beak, a light blue head, and a faint pink belly is staring at him with burning eyes.

And on the other side of the boulder, there is a white crane standing proudly with a fairy air and untainted mortal world.

Shen Er's complexion changed, and he said with a smile: "Old mountain god, I'm here today, mainly..."

"The base of the lotus can't be given to you. The base can only be seeded once more, so I have to keep it for Brother Gourd. Take the existing seven seeds and the Yitian Divine Sword."

Hearing this, Shen Er suddenly smiled.

"This...how is this so embarrassing?"

Looking at Shen Er who said he was embarrassed, but had already reached out his hand to pick it up shamelessly, that is, the old mountain god had a good temper, otherwise he would scold Shen Er for an hour.

Especially thinking of the song that the young man in front of him hummed along the way, he was even more angry. If it wasn't for being unable to move or run, the family would have moved by itself.

Squeeze the wool ~ Squeeze the wool ~
Squeeze the lotus and then pull the sword~
If he doesn't give it~he will grab it~la la la la~
Listen, these are some outrageous lyrics!

The white crane held seven lotus seeds emitting five colors of light in its mouth and personally delivered them to Shen Er. As for the Yitian Excalibur, it was already hanging on Shen Er's waist when Shen Er came back to his senses.

After a satisfied smile, Shen Er put the lotus seeds in his arms, then smiled at the mountain god, and said: "Old mountain god, I will come to take the useless lotus seat after the remaining seven lotus seeds grow."

Suddenly, even the good-tempered old mountain god was so angry that he was still thinking about his base at this time!
If it weren't for the ancient god's aura on you, believe me or not... I'd suffocate myself to death!

"Again, old mountain god, who threw Gourd Mountain here 1 years ago? Tell me about it and see if it's my acquaintances, Emperor Yan and Huang, Emperor Fuxi, Yinglongnvba, Chi You Demon God, Kunlun West Queen Mother, Jiutian Xuannv, Wushan Goddess, etc., those are all my acquaintances."

There are many great gods, and there are many saints among them. Hearing this, the mountain god sneered in his heart.

he...tui!

Believe me, I'm a big fool!
When he saw the Xuanyuan Sword of Humanity in Shen's second hand, the mountain god snorted again in his heart.

Yes, I am a big fool!

"Too long ago, I have forgotten."

"Then think about it carefully." Shen Er patted his conceptual weapon Humanity Xuanyuan Sword sideways on his left palm, the meaning is also very obvious, if you can't figure it out, let's help you think about it.

Although the Xingyue World's Human Dao Xuanyuan Sword only has breath in this world to bluff people, but it is enough.

As far as the breath of the ancient emperor is concerned, ordinary little gods and immortals have to weigh it when they come.After all, the fairy gods in this world still mainly travel to the West, which is not considered as a complete prehistoric for later generations.

Even, there is no such thing as Fengshen. Who told Fengshen Yanyi to be written after Journey to the West?
"I can't remember, I really can't remember, but when it comes to gourds, I vaguely remember this sentence: The chaos was first divided, the world was opened, and there was a great ancestor, who was named Nuwa, who smelted stones to make up for it." God, save the world of Yan Fu. When I arrived at the ground of Qiangong, I saw a strand of fairy vines at the foot of Kunlun Mountain, with a... or a few gourds attached to it."

Shen Er frowned, the more he listened, the more familiar the line became.

In Journey to the West, I forgot whether it was the fine worm or the clever ghost who explained the origin of the purple gold gourd to Sun Houzi, and it seemed to be the same!But there was definitely a gourd there.

How did it become uncertain here?
Could it be that the Calabash Mountain was really lost by the Supreme Lord?

Well, I offended the highest god of Journey to the West when I first came here, I can only say that I am worthy of being myself, and dying is always the most exciting!The usual stimulating self does not do it at all!Too pediatric!

Daozu Taishang Laojun.

In the world of Journey to the West, according to the words of the Eight Classics, the Taoist ancestor is indeed the highest god, the heaven that the Taoist ancestor repaired, and the world that the Taoist ancestor opened up. Pangu Nuwa and others are just the pseudonyms of the Taoist ancestor.

Anyway, in a word, the old man of Journey to the West and the Three Realms is the biggest.

There is no Hongjun in Journey to the West! ! (very loud)

Of course, Shen Er is not afraid, one is that in Journey to the West, Laojun seems to be indifferent to everything, so he may not necessarily target himself.Second, I know quantum mechanics.

If you can't do it, just take Rider home, I'm afraid of a bird.

However, Fangcun Mountain, the spiritual platform of Xiniu Hezhou, seems to have to go, and it is best to hug Patriarch Bodhi's thigh.

About the real body of Patriarch Bodhi, Shen Er remembers that some unofficial organizations in the previous life had many conjectures, such as Wukong's heart god, because the two sentences of Lingtai Fangcunshan and Xieyue Sanxing Cave are anagrams, and they both refer to the word "heart".

There is also a saying that it is the incarnation of Laojun.

But in Shen Er’s eyes, it’s all nonsense. He thinks that this is a recluse master deliberately created by Mr. Wu. Having the courage to break the boundaries of sects has the ability to break the boundaries of sects.

The thinking is vivid, the knowledge is boundless, and the magic power is also boundless.

Therefore, Xun Wukong learned from him not only the ability to make troubles in the heavenly palace, but also the courage to dare to challenge authority and not be accompanied.The monkey made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace and caused great disaster, but no one knew where his master came from. This is his skill.

Teach people until they can't see the inheritance!
The gods of the Three Realms, either belong to the Buddha, or return to the Tao, or use the Buddhism to increase their status, but only Patriarch Bodhi’s great wisdom and knowledge are beyond the Buddha, hidden outside the Buddhism, and never limited to the Buddha!
To put it simply, he is a miscellaneous scholar. In addition to Buddhism and Taoism, he is also familiar with three religions and nine streams. In addition, he has a deep experience in the world, knows the dangers of the world, and the indifference of human feelings, and he has a whole-body strategy.

This is the person Shinji wants to befriend.

……

Returning to Shinji who was no longer looking like a cave but more and more like a luxurious mansion, after throwing the seven lotus seeds and the Yitian Excalibur to Rider, he went out again.

This time, go and see those seven silly babies.

Looking at the lotus seed with five colors of light, and the sharp red hilt of the Yitian Excalibur, Jin Lian felt a little emotional in her heart.

I have no hair!

Rider, who was full of joy for the treasure given by Shen Er, kept his face calm, but in private, he hurriedly ordered the fairies below to prepare a good scabbard for himself.

This thing, I have to hang it on my waist every day!

I won't pick it up when I go back!Hang on like this every day!

"Come and beat my sister, this lotus seed... why don't I help my sister refine it?" Jin Lian said cautiously, and she didn't have any small thoughts of wanting to enrich her own pocket.How many days have you had sex with your boss?The most important thing now is to stay calm.

As long as you stay calm, everything will be there!

……

From a good distance, Shen Er saw the seven gourd spirits standing on the rocky platform halfway up the mountain, in a concave shape in front of the grandfather's thatched hut.

The eldest child is full of righteousness, holding strong arms, legs slightly open, standing at the head of the seven brothers, frowning, looking forward, his eyes are like torches, and he is as motionless as a mountain!
Erwa stepped on the millstone with one foot, a branch was hanging from her mouth, and the corner of her mouth was raised, looking at the mountains in the distance.Under its clairvoyant eyes and smooth ears, everything is clear to the chest.

Sanwa, who is yellow, simple and retro, leans against a crooked neck tree with her arms in her arms, and looks at the opposite mountain with her face slightly sideways. Her bronzed skin with self-tanning effect glows faintly under the sunlight, making the dog blind Eye.

Huowa and Shuiwa sat back to back, sitting on the back side of the older one, both of them had a piece of dogtail in their mouths, and looked at the opposite cliff with a half-smile and half-smile.

The last is Qiwa.

Qiwa, the youngest, is holding her natal baby gourd on the tip of her index finger with one hand, and propping her head on the other hand, lying on her side on a branch of a crooked-neck tree that is about to be overwhelmed. Watching (monitoring) the extremely magnificent cave mansion on the cliff opposite.

With this look, I can already make my debut in a boy group.

Shen Er secretly nodded, then reacted.

wrong!What about my sixth child?
Oh, it's okay to be invisible.

"Time to eat--"

At the same time, the old man's voice came from the direction of the thatched cottage.Almost in an instant, the gourd spirits who were still in a concave shape just now retreated instantly, those who should get down the tree, those who should get up, all returned to the stone table in front of the thatched hut.

"No, where's the invisible baby?" Shen Er, who hadn't seen the invisible baby appear for a long time, asked immediately.

"I just fell down by accident." The eldest baby replied flatly, "I will come back by myself later, everyone remember to save some food for the sixth baby."

That's what I said, but these guys don't intend to save food for Liu Wazi at all. Three or four small dishes are eaten cleanly, and the plates can be used as mirrors after eating!

And from taking the chopsticks to finishing eating, it took less than 1 minute!Liu Wa's bowl of rice was divided by several people!
After eating, several people quickly returned to their original positions, continued to sag, and monitored the goblin cave directly opposite.

"You can watch if you want to, but don't look blindly. If I know that you peep at my women taking a bath, I will strip you naked and throw you on the streets of the town one by one."

The six brothers didn't say a word, or dared not say a word.

Although it is a bit reckless, but the dolls still know it well, facing this one, seven people can't do it together.

As long as he doesn't do big things of anger and grievances, he can do whatever he wants.

At this time, Shen Er sat down in front of the stone table, and looked up at the exhausted grandfather with four large characters on his face.

I am really happy to have seven more grandchildren all at once, but besides eating and sleeping, they just sit around and shape their faces every day.
If this goes on like this, there will be a break in three days!

Shit family fun!No hair!

"Old man, recently I asked those goblins to plant trees. You can ask your dolls to go too. I'll tell Jinlian that I will take care of the meals every day and get paid at the end of the month."

Before the old man had time to thank him, the big boy with a concave shape snorted coldly and said, "What if the goblins take advantage of us to do other things and do evil? Who will be responsible for this kind of thing!"

Suddenly, the corner of the grandfather's mouth turned bitter.

What the hell!
This is the rhythm of being an old man for a lifetime!

Damn pangolin, I XX your whole family!
Originally, one person, with enough food, enjoys flowers and grows vegetables in this mountain, and will have no worries for the rest of his life.

It's a good thing now, there are seven more mouths all of a sudden, and they are all vigorous young men, how can they afford it!

At this moment, Liu Wa, who was covered in mud and out of breath, finally climbed up from the edge of the cliff, but when he came to the stone table and saw the plate with not even a grain of rice left, he knelt down again.

Weeping bitterly, extremely sad.

"The soup is warm! How many times! How many times! Kick me off as soon as the meal is over! Just to share my bowl of rice! Can't you f---ing people change their pits?!"

"Don't talk nonsense, you fell by yourself." The eldest baby was upright, her face was neither red nor her heart was beating, nor was she panting.

"We can all prove that Sixth Brother/Sixth Brother fell down accidentally by himself." ×5
Shen Er felt that if he was a sixth child, he would have to compare with these cheating brothers at this time, how could a cheater be able to be cheated by one person all the time?

Those who didn’t know thought you all learned from me!
"I've had enough! I don't want to be the sixth child anymore! I want to be the boss! Every time the boss eats the most! I want to be the boss!"

The sixth child stood up and made her appeal with the loudest voice, but in return, the other children laughed inwardly.

"You guys...!"

Liuwa was angry, and seeing that the brothers were at war, Shen Er, a good old man, hurried out to persuade them to fight.

"Six, don't be like this! It's not worth it, it's not worth it!"

"Don't stop me! None of these brothers can think for me! It's been three days in a row, kick me down as soon as it's meal time! After climbing up, the plates can be used as mirrors! You try it! You try it!"

Shen Er grabbed the sixth son and persuaded him: "The sixth son is also the elder brother of the fifth younger brother, so please be patient."

"I'm going to give in to a chicken...Huh?" The sixth son was stunned for a while, then turned his head and looked at Shen Er in a daze, "Five...five younger brothers? Why do I have five younger brothers? I am the sixth son."

Shen Er was not happy at this time, and stretched out his hand: "Look, you are six, right? One, two, three, four, five, which number is your six? Do you have five younger brothers?"

In an instant, the faces of the brothers suddenly changed.

Especially the boss and the seventh child.

The boss counted on his fingers with his eyes wide open in disbelief, no matter how you compare, six is ​​one big!Still bigger and older!

Fuck!He turned out to be his younger brother!

As for Lao Qi, he was ecstatic at the moment, because no matter who he compared with, his Qi was the biggest!Even compared with my original six brothers, I am also the biggest!

Fuck!It turned out that I was my brother!
At this time, the old man in front of the stone table covered his face and shook his head and sighed.

Destroy it quickly, I'm tired.

At this time, Shen Er looked at the old man, and put forward his trivial suggestion: "Old man, it is really impossible to send them to a private school in the town for a few years. Their current situation is that they have brains, but they really don't have many."

However, without waiting for the grandfather to reply, the seven brothers changed their previous discord and united front with one voice.

"What if the goblins take advantage of our time to go to the private school and commit crimes? Who will be responsible for this!" ×7
Grandpa:  …

"After talking about it, you have to call me brother, don't accidentally make a mistake." Qiwa said.

Shinji: ...

Well, I was worried that this group of gourd spirits might mess around while I was away, so I came here to remind you, but now it seems that the possibility is unlikely.

Without him, I have confidence in their IQ!

Absolute confidence!
(End of this chapter)