Endless Stories: Beginning with Type Moon

In recent days, on the surface, the entire Heavenly Court has regained its previous vigor, and everyone tacitly read the chapter on the monkey, and no one mentioned the so-called influence.

It's just that it's a little ambiguous whether the four words written by Shen Er on the Lingxiao Palace have any effect. Anyway, Shen Er has not seen what these high-ranking immortals are doing for the mortal world.

The fairy gods in the sky hardly do practical things, and those who do practical things are those fairy gods in the lower realm, such as the dragon king who has to clock in on time every day and follow the prescribed tasks to distribute clouds and rain.

In addition, the delay between the sky and the world is too high.

For example, when one side of the people encountered some monsters, they prayed to God for help, but it is very likely that after the heavenly side deploys good men to go down to the lower world, a month has passed since the lower world, and the people there have already been eaten up by the monsters.

This happens from time to time.So it's not just because the gods above are lazy and don't like to work, but some are delayed.

For example, the Erlang Xiansheng fungus suffered a lot from it.

Erlang Shen went down to the lower realm yesterday to deal with a long-awaited child-seeking task, but when he arrived, he discovered that the family begging for a child had been dead for decades.

Erlangshen is not lazy, he works hard every day, gets up early every day and clocks in to go to work, and it takes one day to review documents for the first trial, but the speed of review is often not as fast as the speed of new additions.This side has not finished the trial, but there is a new stack over there.

Of course, Erlangshen is not the kind of person who sincerely wants to work for the people. He is worried that others will poke his back and say that he is so desperate because of his relationship with the Jade Emperor.

Just like the battle with the monkey before, Erlang Shen really put his life on the line, using all his magical powers, and taking his life to output.

Shen Er didn't intend to educate the immortal gods in the fairy world, he just regarded the fairy world as a breeding ground. After all, if there was no heaven at all, where would he go to eat dragon liver, phoenix gall, flat peach and fairy fruit?

Where can I drink that fine nectar that can only be brewed in the sky?Where can I find so many fairies who look pure and innocent on the outside, but actually hide mysteries and have a universe inside?

After lifting his pants and helping the messenger of the Queen Mother of the West who had a relationship with the clone before, Shen Er smiled slightly.

When I just passed by, the envoy of the Queen Mother of the West, who looked less than 30 years old, with a luxurious face and a plump figure, took herself as a clone and offered a gift to herself.

After returning the salute, I noticed that the other party seemed to be a little confused about the big tree with a tree hole that could accommodate half of a person, so Dang even told me that I could clear it up.

"Oh? Can the fungus really solve my doubts? This tree originally only had one big tree hole. Does the fungus really know what happened to those small holes on the opposite side?"

"I know, I know, but this kind of thing can't be said, it can only be demonstrated on the spot. This is really a bit..."

Shen Er wanted to speak but stopped showing embarrassment.

"Fungi and the demo is! I've been confused by this problem for days! Need to cooperate just talk!"

Seeing her insistence, Shen Er couldn't shirk it, so he could only let her get into the tree hole according to her intention, and let her get stuck in the upper body, leaving only the half body outside, and let her look out along those small holes...

Together with the avatar, he solved her confusion for two hours, and Shen Er, who finally let her understand the true meaning, took care of the fairy girl whose legs were not stable, and was about to leave after accepting her thanks.

"My brain, I forgot it after a while, it's still here in the post-Emperor's time, can I ask the fungus to help me out again?"

"a piece of cake."

After finishing speaking, Shen Er left. As for whether he will come the day after tomorrow, it depends on whether Rider will give him a holiday.

Shen Er, who returned to Wanjie Mingjun's mansion, saw his avatar left in the Southern Demon Kingdom in the lower realm just after entering the door.

"I missed it."

"You trash." Shen Er cursed without thinking, but then realized, what's the difference between scolding him and scolding yourself?
"Forget it, don't talk about it, I've released the clone." Shen Er waved his hand with a delicate expression, and easily released the clone who had played cat-and-mouse games with the sheriff for decades in the lower realm.

In an instant, the memories of the little hundred years flooded into his mind.

After the quantum speed-reading method finished this somewhat long memory in three seconds, Shen Er's expression became more subtle.

This clone actually gathered a whole six snakes in the lower realm!
Jinlian, Qinglian, Xiaobai, Xiaoqing, as well as Jinlian and Qinglian's playful mother, as well as the little snake spirit that Jinlian has been hiding from her since the beginning!

The little snake spirit is the daughter of Jin Lian and Xie Zijing, Shen Er knew from the beginning, and also knew that Jin Lian secretly sent the girl away behind his back, but he didn't say anything.

This dog's doppelgänger is good, not only urged Jinlian to take it back, but even named it Sandwich (Cthulhu) Sauce, and finally ate the rice bowl directly, and it was still a whole three generations of rice bowl!
What a beast!Speaking of a full six, don't you really feel cold?And why do you gather so many snake spirits?Are you going to collect seven Summoning Dragons?

After flipping through those pictures, Shen Er's fist hardened, and he wished he could rush to the lower realm immediately, to give some human care and warmth to those poor snake monsters who were treated improperly by dog ​​clones.

Having said that, Rider can barely be considered a snake, maybe he can really summon the great dragon, Shen Er suddenly thought.

Since it was not the most important thing, Shen Er put this matter aside for the time being, and planned to talk about it later.Open the most important thing that is what the avatar said about the miss.

After flipping through his memories, Shen Er finally understood the ins and outs. In the 100-year-old cat-and-mouse game, the last time his avatar showed some tricks, Hao Ling caught him.

Because I made a rule before that I was only allowed to use ordinary magic tricks and borrowed props, so after the avatar was caught, it didn't play tricks, so Hao Ling took it back just like that.

Then, it was the thing I had promised her: as long as I could catch myself, I would promise her anything.

She only asked one question, which was her real identity.

Then, the avatar ran up to find him.

"It's not pure trash, it's been almost 100 years, and it's time for her to figure out the trick of the clone." Shen Er said to himself.

Roughly looking through other memories, Shen Er found the plot of the sloppy king, but this time the plot of the sloppy king was mixed with the plot of one ear in the sheriff.

In fact, it is the story of the Rat Monster Clan.

The Rat Monster Clan is a relatively unique race in the Southern Monster Kingdom. They belong to business tycoons. When it comes to mice, the word shrewd comes to mind.

But one of them happened to be a scum named One Ear.

This one ear is not small, but he has done all kinds of bad things. Except for not killing people, he has done all kinds of outrageous things, and his anti-reconnaissance ability is very strong, and he has never been caught.

He set his sights on the daughter of the patriarch of the mouse monster clan, and at the same time, the ghost thief Gong Teng also set his sights on a certain peerless treasure of the patriarch's family.

Taking advantage of the day when the patriarch publicly recruited a son-in-law for his extremely beautiful white mouse daughter, the clone (Gong Teng) and one ear both sneaked into the venue for different reasons.

Because Gong Teng would always inform in advance before committing crimes, the venue was very tightly controlled that day, and the police and the personal guards of the Rat Monster clan filled the entire venue.

However, Gong Teng succeeded in the end.

During the whole theft process, the avatar also secretly assisted Hao Ling in catching the evil ear.What's more, the patriarch's white mouse daughter finally fell in love with a human boy!

That's right, the human boy who got the little sloppy character set!

"The noble daughter fell in love with the poor guy who just wanted to sneak into the venue and eat and drink. Is this really the story of the sloppy king? Isn't it the land version of the Titanic?"

Shen Er, who felt that he had been fed dog food, complained, and then withdrew his mind from the memory, and did not intend to do anything.For such things as true love, I have always respected them very much.

After that, after greeting Rider, Shen Er went down to the realm to deal with Hao Ling's affairs.

……

In the 191st year of the Nanyao calendar, it was 130 years since the founding of the Nanyao Kingdom.

Jingshan City.

Looking at the scenery of the future world described in science fiction, Shen Er couldn't help but be amazed. Even metaverse and brain computers have become popular in recent years.

The biggest change is that there are not only demons on the street, but also many human beings. The biggest change when Jinlian came to power was the development of exchanges and exchanges with other countries.

Human beings with a huge base have brought a steady stream of low-cost labor to this country, and they have also passed advanced technology and ideas back to the country, promoting the development of their own country.

It can be said to be a win-win situation in a certain sense.

Shen Er, who turned into Gong Teng, walked and watched until he came to a century-old Chinese restaurant.

Shen Er saw Hao Ling when he was far away, still with the beautiful ponytail and police uniform, but the added stars on the hat and the majesty from the inside out just proved the passage of time.

Sitting down in front of the seat opposite him, Shinji picked up the menu in front of him and started ordering on his own.

"that matter…"

Shen Er put down the menu, and smiled kindly at the girl in police uniform in front of him: "No hurry, let's have a meal first. I've been waiting for 90 years, so you can't wait for this short meal?"

……

In a deserted alley, looking at Hao Ling with a subtle expression and even a bit of displeasure and disgust, Shen Er was a little confused for a moment.

If I remember correctly, this girl worshiped me very much at the beginning, and even the desktop of her mobile phone was the first consul, so why did she show such disgust after showing her true face?

"Sorry, I lied to you for so long, but I am actually"

"I am leaving."

Looking at the girl who didn't even want to hear the following, Shen Er immediately stopped and said, "Wait a minute! What's with that attitude? Didn't you admire me the most before? It shouldn't be this time Come to me for an autograph or something?"

The girl stopped in her tracks, turned her head, and once again showed an extremely disgusted expression: "After knowing that you are actually Gong Teng's kind of person, that kind of respect suddenly disappeared."

"You are betraying your past self!"

"You are the one! The guy who created this country with one hand, but has been causing trouble for the police all day long after he retires!" Hao Ling turned around, walked towards Shen Er, and at the same time began to criticize: "Every time you commit a crime, you will cause trouble. Traffic jams! Your fans won't leave until you're done! And..."

Hao Ling complained one by one, but Shen Er, who knew he was wrong, didn't refute, and obediently listened to the scolding with his ears drooped.

After about 10 minutes, the girl's complaint ended.

"One last thing!"

"What else?!" Shen Er, who had been obediently scolded for half an hour, was unhappy, "And why does it sound like I didn't do a good thing? Didn't you catch one of your ears last time?"

"Anyway, there is one more thing!" Hao Ling interrupted Shen Er seriously, then raised his head, his black pupils full of mist stared at Shen Er closely, "You made me feel restless because of you for almost 100 Years, and now tell me just because it's fun"

With a snap, the girl's tears fell to the ground.

Then he turned around and left gracefully.

"Well, it was my fault."

Shinji shrugged his shoulders, then took the girl's hand, and pulled her back into his arms amidst her astonishment.

Just kidding, this is the first time I have not had any out-of-bounds nature, and I have been teasing for nearly a hundred years, how can I let it go?
"For compensation, is it still too late?"