Endless Stories: Beginning with Type Moon

Chapter 587 The next step after the fight? - Know what's inside!
With Shen Er asking three questions and pretending to be crazy and stupid, store manager Urahara can only attribute all this to the will of Ling Wang in the end.

Kisuke Urahara knows the existence of the Soul King, but his attitude is just the opposite of Aizen's. Aizen is very disdainful of the Soul King's actions, and doesn't want to admit the Soul King at all.

Both of them can faintly feel the will of the soul king who is in charge of the direction of history, but one attitude is ignorance, annoyance and resistance, while the other (Urahara) is completely obedient.

Urahara Kisuke secretly created a lot of substitutes for the Soul King, all in order to have these substitutes take up their posts immediately when something happens to the wedge of the Soul King, so as to maintain the stability of the Three Realms.

Bengyu was probably born under such circumstances.

What is Master Ling doing with himself?
Urahara Kisuke couldn't figure it out, could it be that he wanted to have some fun because he was so boring after being locked up for so long?

He just heard himself swearing, so he satisfied himself?
Thinking of this, Urahara Kisuke stopped, then put his hands together, closed his eyes and prayed silently in his heart:
Lord Lingwang, I'm just used to talking hi!

Also please forgive me!Please give me back my five inches!
Your lord has a lot, please!
Although I don't use it very much except for draining water, since I lost those five inches, I am not confident anymore!
If the soul king's will was paying attention to Urahara Kisuke, he would definitely curse.

Isn't it five centimeters?

How dare you falsely report losses, get out!
Looking at Kisuke Urahara, who folded his hands on the ground and bowed to the night sky, and was still chanting, Yoruichi, who hadn't turned back into a cat shape for some reason, asked Shinji curiously.

"What happened to that guy?"

"I don't know, maybe I'm praying?" Shen Er shrugged his shoulders to express his ignorance, then he shook his hands and left showing a little tiredness, "Goodbye, I'm really tired."

"What are you going to do tomorrow?"

"Why do you ask this?"

Shen Er glanced at Ye Yi impatiently, crossed his arms, tapped his left arm with his right index finger, closed his eyes and thought for a while.

"Maybe it's a blind date? My hometown introduced a fellow villager who lives in Karakura Town, and I've tried to evade it a few times. This time, I probably can't avoid it."

"Where is the location?" Ye Yi asked hastily.

"what?"

"Go and cheer for you." Ye carelessly patted Shen Er on the back, but he was already ready to mess up the blind date tomorrow.

"I didn't tell you, goodbye."

Shen Er rolled his eyes, put one hand into his trouser pocket, and the other hand was holding the suit jacket that had been tattered due to several battles and repaired by Ishida Uryu with astonishing needlework.

After casually putting it on his shoulder, he walked into the door of this single apartment without looking back.

Then the next day, Shen Er saw Ye Yi who secretly followed him, but pretended to meet him by chance, at the blind date venue.

I have to feel that it is really amazing for a woman to take the initiative.

Of course, Shinji did it on purpose.

The blind dates are all choreographed and designed. I just want to test the effectiveness of my PUA, but the result can only be said to be quite satisfactory.

Although it is a bit inappropriate to do so, for Shinji who has never been a good person, this is a basic operation.

Because he intends to take his time and take care of the chaotic chrysanthemum by the way, he will directly order a double-packed package, so Shen Er is not in a hurry to close the net.

There is no way, this world is too small, there is really nothing to play with except for Bubble Girl.

If the system hadn't begged Shen Er to take over the world with a soft girl voice, saying that flies are too small to be meat, Shen Er might have left.

Man, I really can't stand the soft girl voice.

Then, the system awakened Shen Er with one sentence.

The world is like a young and beautiful wife, don't you think it's too much?If you don't want to, don't regret it when some traversers in the future take the ownerless women as their own and wantonly ravage them!
One sentence made Shen Er wake up like a dream. Although it was unreasonable to be nonsensical, it was really uncomfortable if you didn't think about it.

Ever since, Shen Er decided to take this world into his pocket!
Of course, Shen Er also put forward a condition, that is, when the system is separated from the body by himself one day in the future, its body must be pinched by himself!After all, it is an old buddy for many years!

You must be grateful for it!

By the way, when the avatar went to Soul World, Shinji's main body was not idle, and he helped the protagonist Shigeo Kageyama from the other world he merged to unravel the knot in his heart.

Maybe it's because there is a God of Death in this world, and Shigeo Kageyama's knots are not as difficult to solve as in the original work, let him follow? ? ? % Accepting each other is easier than Shinji imagined.

Shen Er has already fully ordered the attribute of mouth escape. After playing various roles and experiencing various lives, it is not easy to enlighten a middle school student.

……

There are still three days left before the end of the summer vacation. On the way home from the bookstore in the afternoon, the idle Shen Er (Gong Teng), who has nothing to do, runs into Luan Ju, who is buying extravagantly in various stores.

Then, a small (deliberate) click of his tongue was heard by Luanju.

In recent days, the chances of Luan Ju and Shen Er meeting are very high. When Luan Ju is doing tasks at night, he will meet Shen Er who is running at night from time to time.

He often forgets that he is performing a mission because of mutual hatred, so he is sneaked by the vain martial arts hidden in the shadows, and then he is rescued from Xukou by Shen Er at a critical moment!
Shen Er knew that this was probably arranged by that peerless good man, Ichimaru Gin, and he really took great pains to assist himself!

He really, Shen Er smiled. Cough cough, Shen Er cried to death!
Anyway, during Luan Ju's mission, if he meets Shen Er by chance, there will always be various hypocrisy of launching a sneak attack from a tricky angle.

All these falsehoods happened to be seen by Shen Er, as if forcing Shen Er to play a heroic scene of saving the beauty.

At the end of each time, Shen Er would leave an unhappy sentence [it will really cause trouble] and then leave.

Shinji sometimes complains in his heart, Ichimaru Gin's assist is useful, but can this script be changed?
Why are you so obsessed with the hero saving the beauty?

Or is it just this plot in his mind?
"Oh hello~~"

Rangiku, who was standing in a swimsuit shop, waved hello to Shinji who was passing by with a bookstore bag and pretended not to see him.

However, there was no response, and it was as if the other party didn't see him or hear his voice.

Paji!A vein popped up on Luan Ju's forehead, and then he walked forward quickly, following Shen Er's side.

"Didn't I hear you say hello?"

"It's strange, is there a fly?" Shen Er, who still pretended not to hear, pinched his chin and muttered to himself, "And why is there a smell of old age and body odor? It seems to be an old old fly."

"Who is the old baba fly!"

Shen Er, who was hit on the head, scolded instantly: "It hurts so much, you bastard! You give me a little bit of moderation! It's just that the rules of this world are to respect the old and love the young! Otherwise, I would have fought back!"

"At least tell me that you respect women?! What is it about respecting the old and loving the young? Are you saying that I am like a toddler at a young age, you bastard?!"

"Sorry, it's respect for the elderly, Baba!"

In this way, the two quarreled on the street, and the noise became more and more fierce, and finally alarmed the passing patrol police, and they were taken back to the police station.

As the sun was setting, Shen Er, who came out of the police station, couldn't stop cursing: "Really, it's really unfortunate that you were taken to the police station and misunderstood as a couple quarreling. It's just a bad luck. crow!"

"I'll give you these words back."

"Then I'll double it and give it to you!"

"I'll pay you three times more!"

"ten times!"

"A hundred times!"

"A thousand times! Hurry up and die, papa!"

"Ten thousand times! You are the one who is about to die, don't go to the soul world, go straight to hell, bastard!"

"One hundred thousand times! Seriously? Can you really go to hell after you die? That's great! You don't have to smell your old body odor and wine smell anymore! After all, it's better than the eighteenth floor. There will be unbearable pain and torture in hell!"

"You bastard...!!!"

Luan Ju's eyes and canthus were about to split, her silver teeth were clenching, and the veins on her face were suppressed, she wished she could give Shen Er such a knife right now.

"Hahaha, is it more painful than the 21th floor of hell?" Confused, Ranju stopped caring about [-], hugged Shen Er's arm, and began to rub madly.

"Then make it more painful for you!"

"Ah! It stinks! And my new T-shirt! You bastard——!"

Just when the two were about to pinch each other again, the patrol uncle poked his head out of the window and reminded.

"Do you two still want to come in and sit for a while?"

Hearing this, Ranju's expression changed suddenly, he put his head on Shen Er's shoulder and put his head on Shen Er's shoulder pretending to be very affectionate.

"Ahahaha, we are just in love."

"Who is with you baba"

Before Shen Er finished speaking, Luan Ju covered his mouth and was dragged away.When leaving, Luan Ju was still smiling and waving at the patrolman Shu Shu.

Watching the two disappear on the small road under the setting sun, the patrolman Shu Shu shook his head helplessly, lamenting the decline of the world.

"Let go of me! It's all your old, smelly women!"

On the embankment by the bank that was dyed red by the afterglow of the setting sun, Shen Er broke away from Luan Ju with a look of disgust.

"I was helping you just now, bastard!"

"I'd rather go to the police station and squat for another two hours than be stinked by your old age! It stinks! Ugh—"

Seeing Shen Er who sniffed his clothes with disgust and then made a vomiting appearance, Luan Ju scolded: "At least tell me it's aging, you bastard! Ah, no, I don't stink at all!"

"There's still an extra sweaty smell?" Shen Er pinched his nose and silently stepped back two steps, pulling another two meters away from Luanju.

"At least call it Xianghan! Women should use this word, right?" The veins on Luan Ju's forehead bulged.

Just after finishing speaking, Luanju suddenly thought of something again.

"By the way, can you take a bath in your bathroom?"

In an instant, Shen Er's face showed a bit of vigilance.

"cannot!"

"Lend me the bathroom."

"No loan."

"Ah! Admit it! Not borrowing means admitting that your bathroom can take a bath!"

"If you can, don't borrow it. If you want to wash it, jump into the river and wash it. I will go upstream to dump the kitchen waste and use it as a shower gel for you! No thanks!"

"You bastard...!"

……

Luanju, who was wet all over, looked at the huge living room in front of him with some surprise.

Well organized and spotless!
Not to mention the smell of books, there are several potted plants in the house and on the balcony, and there is a very avant-garde table and a white chair on the balcony.

There is also a foreign masterpiece with a bookmark and a pair of low-prescription glasses on the table, and beside the book is an exquisite coffee cup that seems to have not been cleaned up in time.

Through these things, Ranju instantly imagined the scene of Shen Er sitting there reading a book and drinking coffee.

In the corner of the huge living room, there is also a piano that looks very expensive, and there are some classical and modern musical instruments hanging on the wall.

From the outside, this is a high-end single apartment for a petty bourgeois literary young man to live in! (referred to as PUA artifact!)
In addition, there is no trace of a woman's breath.

Noticing the solid wood wine cabinets with all kinds of red wine neatly placed not far away, Luanju walked over subconsciously.

"Change my shoes before entering, Baba!"

Shen Er, who was squatting in the entrance looking for slippers, cursed and woke up Luan Ju.

By the way, Shen Er's body was also wet, and the two of them fought on the embankment.

Shen Er was pushed into the river without paying attention, and he couldn't bear it any longer, and pulled Luan Ju into the dirty river water with his backhand.

By the way, in the virtual circle, the peerless man named Ichimaru Gin was actually peeping at that time, with a very relieved smile on his face the whole time, and he was still praying secretly.

Luanju, you must be happy!
At a certain moment, Shen Er, who understood it, also secretly responded in his heart: Don't worry, old man, dark!Leave it all to me!

……

"Are you a bit self-conscious about being a guest?"

Shinji, holding a change of clothes, stood in front of the bathroom door with the lights on and the sound of water rushing.

"I don't mind if you come in and wash together. I'll use your shampoo and shower gel~"

"Hurry up and die, papa!"

……

When Shen Er came to the living room after taking a bath, wearing a dark black T-shirt and well-fitting sports shorts, what he saw was Luanju, propping his head on one hand, lying sideways on the sofa watching TV programs and giggling.

In his other hand was a bottle of familiar red wine.

There were two empty red wine bottles on the coffee table in front of him.

The moment the TV was turned off, Rangiku noticed Shen Er who had his head down and couldn't see his expression.

"Why turn it off?"

"Give you 1 minute, get out of here!"

Seeing Shen Er with a broken expression and throbbing veins on his forehead, Luan Ju suddenly became playful, wanting to play tricks on the man in front of him, and deliberately said: "Sorry, I can't go out without a change of clothes~"

At this time, Rangiku was wearing the swimsuit she bought.

"I'll lend you, I just ask you to leave quickly and smoothly."

"Don't wear men's clothes~"

Paji!Paji!Paji!

The blue veins on his forehead popped out one after another.

……

On the surface, Shinji's rationality was awakened by Yoruichi's voice from the side.

"You guys, what are you doing?"

The moment Ye Yi's cold voice came from the side, Shen Er and Ran Ju, who could almost be said to be wrestling together, woke up suddenly.

I just noticed that the posture of the two of them is very subtle now!

It's obviously pulling, but it looks like that!
Moreover, the face is very close!
In an instant, both of them blushed at the same time.

Shen Er was the first to let go of Luan Ju, turned away his slightly flushed face, and said with some hesitation: "Get out quickly!"

I felt that I might be drunk, so I felt that this man was a bit handsome at that moment, and he was a bit cute. Don't forget the same slightly rosy face, and he was also stumbled.

"I know it! The stingy guy."

Taking advantage of the gap between Luanju wearing the t-shirt and shorts that Shen Er threw earlier, Shen Er began to clean up the messed up living room.

However, at a certain moment, he suddenly realized something.

He stopped his movements, turned his head, and looked at Ye Yi who was standing there speechlessly.

"Why are you in my house?"

"Passing by." Ye Yi pointed to the balcony.

"Won't you go to the front door and ring the doorbell?" Shen Er complained.

"I don't think you will open the door."

"Isn't that natural? Get out of here quickly! Leave me mellowly with that woman!"

……

"So it's a present for the members of the Women's Death Association!" Ye Yi said looking at Luan Ju's big and small bags.

"Yes, after all, there are not many opportunities for everyone to come to this world." Luanju said with a big grin.

Shinji, who was washing in the semi-open kitchen, took time to glance at the two who were sitting on the sofa and chatting about the Women's Death Association, then lowered his head and sighed helplessly.

(Female Death God Association: Established to improve the status of female death gods, it is an organization recognized by the spirit world, safeguarding the rights and interests of female death gods, and the matters it decides are more influential than the Central Room 46!
It is a god-like power organization!Among them are Kusaka Yachiryu, Ise Nanao, Uno Hanaretsu, Suho, Kotoru Yune, Matsumoto Rangiku, Nirvana Yume, Kotoru Qingne, and Kuchiki Rukia. )
"If you sigh often, you will grow old quickly, Gong Tengsang."

"That's wrong, mentality is very important."

Luan Ju nodded and connected, trembling for a while, seeing Shen Er's heart also trembling a lot.

"It's because of who!" Shen Er complained fiercely, "Speaking of which, I should be able to leave after eating too much! It's okay!"

"It's delicious, what are those two dishes called?" Ye Yi asked with his head tilted.

The corners of Shen Er's eyes twitched slightly: "Did you do it on purpose? I've said it many times, it's macaroni and cheese grilled bamboo shoots!"

"Sorry sorry, it's my first time eating foreign food."

"Really." With the corners of his lips curled impatiently, Shen Er put the last plate in the dishwasher into the shelf, left the kitchen and went to the wine cabinet, and poured himself a small glass of red wine.

"Me too." Luan Ju raised her hand.

Shen Er took out two cans of beer from the refrigerator and threw them over: "Your taste is enough to drink cheap beer!"

"Hey~ stingy~"

"Stingy with your size! You just drank half a month's wages from me!"

Luan Ju was surprised and said, "Really? Are those three bottles of wine so expensive? How much is your salary?"

"Asking someone's salary is as impolite as asking a woman's age." Shen Er replied.

"How can you call a young girl and an old woman rude?"

(End of this chapter)