China Entertainment 2004
Chapter 110 Can Beautiful Girls Pick Their Feet?
Chapter 110 Can Beautiful Girls Pick Their Feet?
"Brothers, who will kill him!"
After filming Jialebao's commercial, "Crazy Racing" hadn't turned on yet, so Jiang Yu had a rare leisure time, fries in one hand and Coke in the other, scrolling through the post bar, feeling comfortable.
In Liu Yifei's bar, a hot post caught his attention. He clicked in and saw that there was a screenshot of Jiang Yu on the town building, with a big red cross drawn on it.
"Sister Immortal actually called him Baobao, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Our Feifei is so cute, we have never even held hands with a man, yet we are called mom, how angry!"
"Who knows what the actor's name is? I want to send him something..."
Creatures like fans are really incredible sometimes.
In later generations, Liu Sisi and Yang Mi's fans fought against each other. Even Yang Mi didn't ask Liu Sisi to get married and was singled out, and even went to court.
Similarly, as soon as the advertisement for "Natural SB Cream" was aired, it caused a huge controversy among Liu Yifei's fans.
First of all, that advertisement was very interesting, it was almost a clear stream in the advertising industry of China, and it attracted the attention of many viewers.
Secondly, Liu Yifei's brainless fans couldn't accept the plot of the fairy sister's promotion to become a mother, and felt that Jiang Yu was taking advantage of the little girl, so they started to look for Jiang Yu's whereabouts everywhere with a knife on the Internet.
As for Jiang Yu's fans - if there are any, they can only tremble and have no fighting power.
There is no way, the fans are not strong enough, the owner can only do it by himself.
These brats still want to kill him?
Just kidding, he is a crouching dragon who lives on the Internet, so he has earned his reputation in vain.
Jiang Yu expressed no panic at all, switched the ID of "Wolongsheng" and replied:
"You can't accept this kind of advertisement. The fairy sister was subdued by Jianglong Daoist. Wouldn't you be pissed off?"
After the post was sent out, it immediately caused a wave of condemnation.
"Fuck, can you stop mentioning this?"
"Real Dragon Subduing... Hahaha, brother, you are ruthless."
"Modan is so mad. Every time I watch that episode, I really want to go back in time and hack Yin Zhiping to death."
"Yeah yeah, I used to read novels, and I really wanted to kill the author when I saw that chapter, and the original book also said that it will last until dawn, this fucking (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻"
Many Tianxian fans are fans of Xiaolongnv, and the night between Xiaolongnv and Yin Zhiping can be said to be an eternal pain in their hearts.
After Jiang Yu harvested a wave of negative energy, he continued to lead the battle:
"I have a doubt that has been hidden for many years. You said that Xiaolongnu wiped with her left hand or her right hand after going to the toilet?"
The pot exploded immediately below.
"Fuck, brother, are you a devil?"
"Is Sister Fairy going to the bathroom too?"
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
"I don't believe that such a beautiful girl will never go to the bathroom like a man!"
"Haven't you ever seen girls go to the bathroom hand in hand when they were in school? Could it be that they went in to eat?" Jiang Yu added a knife.
In the minds of the fans, the fairy sister does not eat fireworks in the world, she is always pure and pure, unattainable, how can she accept that she will do such vulgar things as going to the toilet?
It's evil to even think about it.
What Jiang Yu did was to puncture their pink fantasies and let these little brats see the reality.
But there are still a few fans who are dying.
"Ahh! I don't listen, I don't listen, Sister Shenxian will never go to the bathroom!"
"That's right, girls are the most beautiful creatures!"
"That's right, biologically speaking, pretty girls are made differently from men, they only emit pink bubbles!"
"You mean to come to the aunt?"
Jiang Yu pressed the Enter key and made the last cut.
The post bar finally fell silent, and no one replied.
Even if they don't want to accept it, they have to admit that no matter how beautiful a girl is, she is also a human being first and foremost, and as a human being, she has to eat and go to the toilet.
"Negative energy from Zhang San, +99!"
"Negative energy from Li Si, +99!"
"Negative energy from Wang Wu, +99!"
"..."
A wave of negative energy poured in, Jiang Yu glanced at the income record, very good, in just one hour, the negative energy has exceeded [-].
It seems that harvesting the negative energy of these fans is more convenient than harvesting old color embryos.
The corners of Jiang Yu's mouth rose wildly, and the gang of youngsters wanted to kill him, simply because they had never been beaten by "Wolongsheng".
After a while, Jiang Yu refreshed the page, and fans posted one after another.
"When I think that Feifei is so beautiful and can go to the bathroom, my heart hurts."
"To be honest, I can't accept that girls will do such vulgar things. In my mind, girls are fairies who don't eat the fireworks of the world. I didn't expect girls to do this kind of thing like us boys every day. , my worldview has collapsed.”
"Oh, and she will marry and have children in the future..."
"Yeah, that's why I still hope that the fairy sister will die alone, and don't take advantage of any stinky man..."
"Even pretty girls go to the bathroom, so don't think too much about them. You can realize this, which will be of great help to your future love life."
Flicking his clothes and leaving, hiding his merit and fame, Jiang Yu typed the last line, smiled slightly, and closed the browser.
It may be that the Celestial Dynasty strictly enforced puppy love in high school, and even restricted the normal communication between boys and girls, resulting in many Chinese boys lacking the ability to communicate with girls.
So when they grow up, they always have pink fantasies about girls, which is why they are often played by scumbags.
In fact, no matter how beautiful a girl is, she can also pick her feet, go to the bathroom, drive a car, and be ignorant and superficial. Once you understand this, it will be much easier to flirt with girls.
Jiang Yu and Liu Yifei's fans finished matching and opened QQ again. There was a dialog box on the message list: You have added Liu Yifei, and you can start chatting with her.
After filming the "Natural" commercial, Jiang Yu added her QQ, but the two never chatted.
The Internet was still underdeveloped at this time. Everyone was surfing the Internet, either playing games, posting, or chatting in the chat room. There were also some novices who could play for a day just by typing.
As a newcomer, Liu Yifei is full of enthusiasm for these products, and she is the one who posts the most diligently on Qzone.
"Which of these two colors looks better?"
Accompanied by pictures of two feet, one with pink nail polish and one with blue nail polish.
Jiang Yu thought: Is this something I can watch without being a member?
Qzone is really a good thing.
If this is reposted on the post bar, will the fans lick the screen, or will the howling girl pick her feet?
He admired it for a while with pure eyes, and left a message: "Do you know what color I like the most?"
The other party replied: "What color?"
"Your beauty."
Immediately afterwards, Jiang Yu received a negative energy record:
"Negative energy from Liu Yifei, +10!"
This is being molested, the little girl is upset?
Jiang Yu was a little apprehensive, wondering if he had gone too far, and was guessing, another message popped up in the income record:
"Positive energy from Liu Yifei, +10!"
Ah this?
Jiang Yu was a little confused.
He understands negative energy, and he also understands positive energy, but what does it mean that you eject positive energy and negative energy at the same time?
Is she happy or not?
Even if Jiang Yu thought she knew women very well, she was a little uncertain.
(End of this chapter)
"Brothers, who will kill him!"
After filming Jialebao's commercial, "Crazy Racing" hadn't turned on yet, so Jiang Yu had a rare leisure time, fries in one hand and Coke in the other, scrolling through the post bar, feeling comfortable.
In Liu Yifei's bar, a hot post caught his attention. He clicked in and saw that there was a screenshot of Jiang Yu on the town building, with a big red cross drawn on it.
"Sister Immortal actually called him Baobao, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Our Feifei is so cute, we have never even held hands with a man, yet we are called mom, how angry!"
"Who knows what the actor's name is? I want to send him something..."
Creatures like fans are really incredible sometimes.
In later generations, Liu Sisi and Yang Mi's fans fought against each other. Even Yang Mi didn't ask Liu Sisi to get married and was singled out, and even went to court.
Similarly, as soon as the advertisement for "Natural SB Cream" was aired, it caused a huge controversy among Liu Yifei's fans.
First of all, that advertisement was very interesting, it was almost a clear stream in the advertising industry of China, and it attracted the attention of many viewers.
Secondly, Liu Yifei's brainless fans couldn't accept the plot of the fairy sister's promotion to become a mother, and felt that Jiang Yu was taking advantage of the little girl, so they started to look for Jiang Yu's whereabouts everywhere with a knife on the Internet.
As for Jiang Yu's fans - if there are any, they can only tremble and have no fighting power.
There is no way, the fans are not strong enough, the owner can only do it by himself.
These brats still want to kill him?
Just kidding, he is a crouching dragon who lives on the Internet, so he has earned his reputation in vain.
Jiang Yu expressed no panic at all, switched the ID of "Wolongsheng" and replied:
"You can't accept this kind of advertisement. The fairy sister was subdued by Jianglong Daoist. Wouldn't you be pissed off?"
After the post was sent out, it immediately caused a wave of condemnation.
"Fuck, can you stop mentioning this?"
"Real Dragon Subduing... Hahaha, brother, you are ruthless."
"Modan is so mad. Every time I watch that episode, I really want to go back in time and hack Yin Zhiping to death."
"Yeah yeah, I used to read novels, and I really wanted to kill the author when I saw that chapter, and the original book also said that it will last until dawn, this fucking (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻"
Many Tianxian fans are fans of Xiaolongnv, and the night between Xiaolongnv and Yin Zhiping can be said to be an eternal pain in their hearts.
After Jiang Yu harvested a wave of negative energy, he continued to lead the battle:
"I have a doubt that has been hidden for many years. You said that Xiaolongnu wiped with her left hand or her right hand after going to the toilet?"
The pot exploded immediately below.
"Fuck, brother, are you a devil?"
"Is Sister Fairy going to the bathroom too?"
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
"I don't believe that such a beautiful girl will never go to the bathroom like a man!"
"Haven't you ever seen girls go to the bathroom hand in hand when they were in school? Could it be that they went in to eat?" Jiang Yu added a knife.
In the minds of the fans, the fairy sister does not eat fireworks in the world, she is always pure and pure, unattainable, how can she accept that she will do such vulgar things as going to the toilet?
It's evil to even think about it.
What Jiang Yu did was to puncture their pink fantasies and let these little brats see the reality.
But there are still a few fans who are dying.
"Ahh! I don't listen, I don't listen, Sister Shenxian will never go to the bathroom!"
"That's right, girls are the most beautiful creatures!"
"That's right, biologically speaking, pretty girls are made differently from men, they only emit pink bubbles!"
"You mean to come to the aunt?"
Jiang Yu pressed the Enter key and made the last cut.
The post bar finally fell silent, and no one replied.
Even if they don't want to accept it, they have to admit that no matter how beautiful a girl is, she is also a human being first and foremost, and as a human being, she has to eat and go to the toilet.
"Negative energy from Zhang San, +99!"
"Negative energy from Li Si, +99!"
"Negative energy from Wang Wu, +99!"
"..."
A wave of negative energy poured in, Jiang Yu glanced at the income record, very good, in just one hour, the negative energy has exceeded [-].
It seems that harvesting the negative energy of these fans is more convenient than harvesting old color embryos.
The corners of Jiang Yu's mouth rose wildly, and the gang of youngsters wanted to kill him, simply because they had never been beaten by "Wolongsheng".
After a while, Jiang Yu refreshed the page, and fans posted one after another.
"When I think that Feifei is so beautiful and can go to the bathroom, my heart hurts."
"To be honest, I can't accept that girls will do such vulgar things. In my mind, girls are fairies who don't eat the fireworks of the world. I didn't expect girls to do this kind of thing like us boys every day. , my worldview has collapsed.”
"Oh, and she will marry and have children in the future..."
"Yeah, that's why I still hope that the fairy sister will die alone, and don't take advantage of any stinky man..."
"Even pretty girls go to the bathroom, so don't think too much about them. You can realize this, which will be of great help to your future love life."
Flicking his clothes and leaving, hiding his merit and fame, Jiang Yu typed the last line, smiled slightly, and closed the browser.
It may be that the Celestial Dynasty strictly enforced puppy love in high school, and even restricted the normal communication between boys and girls, resulting in many Chinese boys lacking the ability to communicate with girls.
So when they grow up, they always have pink fantasies about girls, which is why they are often played by scumbags.
In fact, no matter how beautiful a girl is, she can also pick her feet, go to the bathroom, drive a car, and be ignorant and superficial. Once you understand this, it will be much easier to flirt with girls.
Jiang Yu and Liu Yifei's fans finished matching and opened QQ again. There was a dialog box on the message list: You have added Liu Yifei, and you can start chatting with her.
After filming the "Natural" commercial, Jiang Yu added her QQ, but the two never chatted.
The Internet was still underdeveloped at this time. Everyone was surfing the Internet, either playing games, posting, or chatting in the chat room. There were also some novices who could play for a day just by typing.
As a newcomer, Liu Yifei is full of enthusiasm for these products, and she is the one who posts the most diligently on Qzone.
"Which of these two colors looks better?"
Accompanied by pictures of two feet, one with pink nail polish and one with blue nail polish.
Jiang Yu thought: Is this something I can watch without being a member?
Qzone is really a good thing.
If this is reposted on the post bar, will the fans lick the screen, or will the howling girl pick her feet?
He admired it for a while with pure eyes, and left a message: "Do you know what color I like the most?"
The other party replied: "What color?"
"Your beauty."
Immediately afterwards, Jiang Yu received a negative energy record:
"Negative energy from Liu Yifei, +10!"
This is being molested, the little girl is upset?
Jiang Yu was a little apprehensive, wondering if he had gone too far, and was guessing, another message popped up in the income record:
"Positive energy from Liu Yifei, +10!"
Ah this?
Jiang Yu was a little confused.
He understands negative energy, and he also understands positive energy, but what does it mean that you eject positive energy and negative energy at the same time?
Is she happy or not?
Even if Jiang Yu thought she knew women very well, she was a little uncertain.
(End of this chapter)
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