China Entertainment 2004

Chapter 25 This Is Acting
"Wow!" Sun Honglei finished howling, and this time it was Jiang Yu's turn to howl.

"Big brother, big brother, please spare me," Xie Xiaomeng, who had just had a good time, was pulled off the bed by Brother Dao in a second, and thrown into the toilet to clean up.

"Let me tell you, your question is purely moral. A man like you who seduces other people's wives should be thrown into the river and drowned!"

Huang Bai vigorously added to the drama for himself, taking a toilet chuai (chuai) and cleaning up Jiang Yu in various ways.

The makeup artist smeared a lot of red plasma on Jiang Yu's body. In the camera, Jiang Yu looked miserable at this time, and he was cleaned up badly.

Wang Xiaojun came in, holding a piece of jade, "Brother."

Sun Honglei took a look and squatted in front of Jiang Yu, "I hate people who lie to women the most in my life, and you use such a thing to lie to my wife?!"

Jiang Yu cried and said it was true, but Sun Honglei naturally didn't believe it, and said the famous saying: "You insulted my personality, and you want to insult my IQ?!"

Then there was another fat beating with Heipi, Jiang Yu had no choice but to change his words and say it was fake.

Huang Bai, also known as Heipi, immediately thought of it: "Let's do a trick, just exchange it for it?"

The plot turned a corner here, the jadeite that the trio of Brother Dao couldn't get after all the hard work, was sent to the door by Xie Xiaomeng on his own initiative.

As a result, these three fools sent back the real jade and exchanged it for a fake one after a lot of hard work.

The most exciting part of "Crazy Stone" is here. It is different from the skits like "Party A and Party B". In addition to the jokes in language, there are more jokes in the plot.

It makes people feel extremely absurd, but it happens to be reasonable.

This level of script is not comparable to those imitators later.

"Okay, there's no more scenes for me, the filming is finally over," Jiang Yu jumped up and rubbed his shoulders after a scene was filmed.

He was beaten up by these two guys just now. Although they both put in their strength and didn't really hit him, it still hurts.

More than half of the scenes in "Crazy Stone" were filmed at night. Jiang Yu has basically not slept well since the machine was turned on. She often filmed all night until nine o'clock the next morning before going back to sleep.

Even if it was a quick shot tonight.

Ning Hao flipped through the script and called Huang Bai and Sun Honglei, "There is one more scene later, you two put Xie Xiaomeng into the suitcase and carry it away. This is the only scene left tonight. Sister Yu Lan can finish it." gone."

Yu Lan got dressed and came over to join in the fun, "I'll wait for you to finish filming together."

Props came in with a box, Huang Bai looked at it strangely and said, "It's just such a big box, can it carry people away?"

Sun Honglei said: "Yes, if you lie down and curl up, you can pretend to leave."

He looked at Jiang Yu, "Old Yu is not fat, but he is a bit taller."

Huang Bai also looked at Jiang Yu and said, "I also think that he is a little too tall, I'm afraid he can't pretend to leave."

Jiang Yu's back was a little chilled by these two, "Why are you looking at me like that?"

"If you can put it in, you'll know if you try it," Ning Hao also looked at Jiang Yu.

"Fuck, what do you mean?" Jiang Yu couldn't help but feel bad.

"Brothers, wait for me."

Ning Hao greeted, and the two guys immediately picked up Jiang Yu like a wolf and tiger, and stuffed it into the suitcase.

"Sister Yu Lan, save me!" Jiang Yu shouted.

Yu Lan smiled and said, "Be careful, don't fall."

Seeing that calling for help was unsuccessful, Jiang Yu could only shout: "Fuck, I'm an investor. You two are treating me like this. Be careful of labor and capital divestment."

"You investor, you invest in hell, you dare to withdraw your capital, let me in..." Huang Bai carried Jiang Yu and put it into a suitcase.

With so few bad friends, Jiang Yu was also speechless. Since he couldn't resist, he simply huddled together.

Sun Honglei closed the lid, pulled the zipper, clapped his hands and said, "Let me tell you, such a big box can definitely hold a person."

"It's really unexpected, the filming is still real," Huang Bai looked at the box in front of him, feeling like looking at a work of art, and sighed.

Jiang Yu lay in the box and silently groaned. You two pray to God and Buddha in the future, but don't fall into my hands, otherwise, hum...

That being said, Jiang Yu understood.

When making movies these days, everyone is more or less pious, fearing that they will be ridiculed if they look for a substitute or something.

Jiang Yu only suffered a little crime, and Huang Bai suffered even more.

The crew found an open space and set up the sewer set, which was pitch black and filled with muddy water dug from the river.

Huang Bai really didn't think it was dirty, so he picked up a handful of mud and wiped it on his face, "Old Yu, do you think my face is dirty enough?"

Jiang Yu said: "Enough is enough, don't wipe it off, wash your face after shooting, this thing might be poisonous."

"It's okay," Huang Bai himself seemed to be okay, climbed into the sewer, took out the old Nokia, and started the most exciting show.

It is said that Heipi wanted to sneak into the incense hall through the sewer to steal the emerald, but the manhole cover was blocked by a car, and he was trapped underground and could not get out. The mobile phone had no signal underneath, and he was in despair.

Finally, through a small hole, he extended the antenna and got through to Brother Dao's phone.

"Amitabha, God bless, amen, amen, hello, hello, Brother Dao, I, I shut down the well, my mobile phone has no signal, it's almost out of battery, I haven't eaten for several days, you should think of a way, hello? Hey! You are spicy next door, you..."

This scene was filmed several times, and Jiang Yu and Sun Honglei stood outside the scene, watching with admiration.

Sun Honglei said: "Huang Bai is a good actor, he will definitely become a role in the future, one hundred percent, one thousand percent possibility."

Jiang Yu nodded, "Well, he is really the material for a movie king."

The two stood side by side, and after sighing, they didn't say a word, watching Huang Bai's performance, they didn't know what each was thinking.

What Jiang Yu thought was that people are really more popular than others.

He acted as Xie Xiaomeng. He didn't need a trial card, and he relied entirely on his own strength. He was very happy to be evaluated as a true character by those guys, and felt that his acting skills were good.

But compared with Huang Bai, it can be said to be a world of difference.

How much energy would he need to exchange for this kind of acting?

Play bone experience card?
Jiang Yu asked himself, I'm afraid it wasn't enough.

You have to get the actor experience card.

He clicked on the "Actor Experience Card" on the back in the mall: 100 million positive and negative energy points can be exchanged, and the validity period is one hour!
"Oh," Jiang Yu sighed.

100 million energy points, which have to be saved until the year of the monkey.

I thought that everyone was poor, but he still had a problem. He could improve his acting skills by saving some energy points, but he didn't expect that Huang Bai was the real one.

There is still a long way to go between him and others.

Under the filming of the crew upside down day and night, the progress was very fast.

As an actor, it must be annoying, but as an investor, every day the crew starts work, they have to burn an extra day of money. Finishing the filming as soon as possible can save money.

Especially for this poor crew, every penny must be saved.

But what should be spent still has to be spent.

"Are you sure you want to shoot like this?" Jiang Yu looked at the BMW in front of him and asked, "Does it have to be a BMW?"

"Isn't it just a BMW?" Ning Hao nodded fiercely, "Shoot!"

"Oh!"

A Wuling Hongguang without the handbrake hit the BMW along the downhill road.

The BMW headlights instantly shattered.

It is strange that Wuling Hongguang is fine.

Jiang Yu pointed at the BMW and said, "Just this one, at least tens of thousands."

"Wow ah ah ah!"

This time it was Ning Hao who howled.

　The epidemic is serious, everyone be careful

　　
　
(End of this chapter)