China Entertainment 2004

Chapter 31 When the blind date is going on

CCTV, studio, backstage.

Jia Lin and Jiang Yu were waiting.

The qualifiers for the Crosstalk Contest are about to start, but it won't be officially broadcast. You have to reach the finals to have a chance to be on CCTV.

Since the contestants were all submitted by various literary and art groups, and they were more or less related, the director team asked a few seniors in the cross talk world to be judges, and screened for a round first, lest the broadcast would not be funny, it would be too funny .

The rules are also very simple: out of [-] points, seven judges will score, and then the average score will be taken, and the highest score will enter the final.

This made Jiang Yu a little uneasy.

He thought it would be like the later "Talk Show Conference", with judges and audiences scoring, but he didn't expect that there would be only professional judges.

The cross talk show prepared by the two of them should have no problem impressing the audience, because it is really funny, and it may not be able to impress those old-fashioned cross talk seniors, but that is really another matter.

Jiang Yu was afraid that these old fellows would call him a deviant and drive him out.

"Who are the judges? Did your master reveal it?" Jiang Yu asked.

Jia Lin mentioned several names, but Jiang Yu only knew two: Jiang Kun and Hou Yaowen.

I don't know if they can accept cross talk dramas.

"Thank you, teachers!" The two brothers on the stage said a section of "Lun Ping Dou", waiting for the judges and teachers to score.

"Lun Ping Dou" is a traditional cross talk in cross talk. The two people are very familiar with the words, and they speak it very well. The only bad thing is that it is not funny.

Jiang Kun shook his head and gave it a score of 9.4.

The full score is 9.56. In order to take care of the mood of the actors, the lowest score is [-] points. In the end, the two brothers got [-] points and left the stage.

Hou Yaowen and Jiang Kun looked at each other, feeling helpless.

Over the past few years, crosstalk has been on the decline, and it is true that it is no longer possible to do skits. CCTV held a crosstalk competition with the intention of supporting newcomers, but if the roots are broken, can good seedlings be selected?

So far, I have not seen a group of funny works.

"The next group, turtle group, performers, Jia Lin, Jiang Yu." The staff came to the stage to announce the curtain.

Jia Lin came to the stage first, with a smile like a flower on her face, "Hello, teachers, the little girl is just 23 years old this year, and my dad always forces me to go on a blind date. No, she will be here soon..."

Music sounded in the background: "Ah, love is deep and rainy, the world is only in your eyes, it's not too late to meet, why rush..."

Jiang Yu bit her lip and stepped onto the stage with a confused face.

"It's you, Jalin, it's you!"

Jia Lin asked, "You know me?"

"Of course I know you." Jiang Yu walked to the microphone and said, "Hello, my surname is Jiang. The day I was born happened to be the Mid-Autumn Festival, so my name is Jiang Yuebing."

"Jiang Yuebing?" Jia Lin was startled.

"Yes, my nickname is Wuren."

"Hahaha," came a few laughs from below.

Hou Yaowen's eyes really brightened.

As soon as the two of them came on stage, they lost their burdens and caught the audience's attention. Coupled with that unique way of appearance... this show is a bit interesting.

He had a hunch that these two young men would surprise him.

"Positive energy value from Hou Yaowen, +15!"

Hearing the laughter, the two people on the stage felt somewhat relieved.

Since it's a cross talk show, it's impossible to follow it as a sketch, so the two of them didn't prepare props such as tables and chairs. The two of them stood in front of the microphone, just like talking about cross talk, holding hands and teasing.

"You just said that you know me?" Jia Lin was flattering and continued the conversation.

Jiang Yu was like a joker, responsible for making jokes, "Yes, my mother found more than 60 blind dates for me, and I sorted the photos according to how beautiful they are, and the first one I chose was you."

"Oh," Jialin smiled shyly, "I'm as beautiful as you said."

Jiang Yu said, "I sit from the back to the front."

"Hahaha..." The judges laughed again.

For actors on stage, the audience's laughter is the best reward.

Jia Lin said: "Then why don't you just go to those beautiful girls for a blind date? Why are you looking for me..."

She has a little mood.

Jiang said with a cute face: "My mother insisted on letting me come. She said that you are fat and easy to bear, but the horoscope is too hard and easy to knuckle."

"I'm already married, and your mother still wants you to come on a blind date with me?" Jia Lin was upset.

"It's okay, I'm not afraid, look at what I'm wearing," Jiang Yu unzipped his jacket, revealing the Nike logo on his chest, "Nike."

"No matter how you beat me, I'm not afraid."

"Pfft ha ha ha..." Several judges in the audience also laughed.

Jiang Kun couldn't help smiling and nodding.

These two young people are really different from those cross talk actors before. They don't have those pretexts and the like, but they are concise and funny, and they directly throw the jokes in front of you.

"Positive energy value from Jiang Kun, +10!"

Seeing that the atmosphere at the scene was good, Jia Lin relaxed and said, "I think you are a little too dependent on your mother, and you are your mother's mother when you say it. Can you be more assertive?"

Jiang Yu said: "It's over, I misunderstood, I'm not married yet, if I get married, I won't depend on my mother anymore."

"Then let me ask you, if, if I married you, and your mother and I fell into the water at the same time, who would you save first?"

Jialin asked the difficult question of the century, "I'll give you a minute to think about it..."

"Save my mother," Jiang Yu didn't even think about it.

Jia Lin said, "I think you can think about it again."

"Don't think about it, save my mother."

"I'm sorry, I think you are a good person, but we may not be too suitable..."

"Hey," Jiang Yu sighed, but still wanted to struggle a little more, "If I said I chose to save you, would you marry me?"

"No." Jia Lin answered firmly.

"Drown you deserve it!"

Jiang Yu dropped a harsh word and ran off the stage.

"Hahaha," Jiang Kun smiled, this work is really interesting.

But I have some doubts in my heart, why did you step down from the stage?
Don't you want to act in the future?

I heard Jia Lin complaining on the stage, "Who are these people? Can't the matchmaking company introduce me to someone who is manly and assertive..."

Backstage, after Jiang Yu changed her clothes, she signaled to the music teacher, and the music started immediately.

"You and I are lingering and flying, flying across this world of mortals, following you forever, chasing after you for the rest of your life, loving me a thousand times, living up to my tenderness, your beauty..."

Jiang Yu came to the stage accompanied by singing.

I saw him wearing a mink coat borrowed from Zhang Weina, wearing sunglasses, carrying a briefcase in his hand, and flying onto the stage with his arms outstretched like a butterfly.

This flamboyant way of appearing on the stage made Jiang Kun and others' eyes shine, and at the same time solved their doubts.

"You are Jia Lin, right? I know you," Jiang Yu walked to the microphone, "It's the first time we meet, let's spend the 1 yuan."

Like a rich man, he took out a stack of Ming coins from his bag and handed it to Jia Lin.

"This, I can't ask for this," Jialin declined.

"It's okay, brother has plenty of money," Jiang Yu patted the handbag apprehensively.

"I saw your photo and thought you were quite pretty, so I decided to give you a chance to find a way to fall in love with me. I only gave you this chance to so many people. I hope you don't know how to compliment me."

"Ah, this, isn't this a bit too fast, we just met each other," Jia Lin said awkwardly.

"It's easy," Jiang Yu said, "Turn your face away, then back again, okay, now you have two faces."

"Come back and get married with me," Jiang Yu dragged Jia Lin's hand and was about to step off the stage.

Jia Lin was stunned. She wanted to find someone who had a strong opinion, but this was too strong.

"Don't, don't, brother, I don't think the two of us are suitable."

"What's inappropriate? Men should be married when they are colleges and girls should be married if they are colleges. Don't worry, you will know after you get married. I am very easy to get along with. If you don't get along well, you can find out the reason yourself."

"Besides, after you get married, you don't have to do anything, just one thing, give birth to me, you have to give birth to a son, and I will give you 100 million yuan if you give birth to one. A man is just so arrogant!"

"..."

(End of this chapter)