China Entertainment 2004

Chapter 60 Silly Monkey

In 06, Dawang Road and Gaobeidian had not yet developed.

More than ten years later, from Chaoyangmen to Gaobeidian, from Wangjing to Dawanglu, tens of thousands of film and television companies have gathered in such a large place.

For example, Jia Lin's Big Bowl Entertainment, Ma Dong's Mi Wei (the production company of "The Story of Strange Flowers"), and Ning Hao's Bad Monkey all gathered there.

Jiang Yu and Ning Hao discussed it for a while, and finally decided to rent an office near Chaoyang Park. It was not big, only more than 50 square meters, and hired a finance and broker to put up the shelf of the company.

The three agreed that Ning Hao would occupy 50.00% of the shares and be responsible for the operation of the film and television company, while Jiang Yu would occupy the other 40.00% of the shares and be responsible for the investment.

As for Huang Bai, he doesn't own any shares, but has signed his brokerage contract here.

Just like this, the three of them felt that they had taken advantage of it.

Huang Bai got Ning Hao's promise that he will be chosen as the male lead in the next film, and he doesn't have to worry about being squeezed if he signs here.

Ning Hao felt that this was the start of his career, and even found a potential scammer to invest in his film.

Jiang Yu, on the other hand, felt that he was a perfect example of an angel investor, and tied these two future big shots to his chariot with a slap in the face.

No one understands the future potential of these two people better than him.

Everything went smoothly when it came to this, the only dispute that arose was the name of this broken company.

Ning Hao proposed to call it Dream Paris Films, giving people a sense of fashion and fantasy.

Jiang Yu felt that Dream Paris was too rustic. It would be better to call it Calculus Films, which sounds very high-end.

And in the future, semicolons can be opened, and the names are all ready-made, such as L'Hopida Films, Taylor Films, and Lagrange Films, the audience will know that this is a family at a glance.

Huang Bai didn't have the right to speak, so he could only silently watch the two of them arguing.

In the end, no one could convince anyone. At this time, "Journey to the West" was playing on TV. Huang Bai said casually, this monkey is really stupid. Jiang Yu and Ning Hao slapped their thighs and reached a consensus:
It's called Silly Monkey Pictures!
In this way, Silly Monkey Pictures opened hastily, with an unreliable boss, an unreliable investor, and an actor who looks like a migrant worker. The three hired two employees and started to make a fortune. dream.

For Jiang Yu, the biggest advantage of having a brokerage company is that he no longer has to be harassed by those miscellaneous producers and directors, and he will hand everything over to the new broker.

The new manager is very depressed. Her name is Chen Yang. She has been in the industry for two years. She started as a manager's assistant, and now she has moved to work as a manager.

During the interview, she recognized Jiang Yu at a glance. He has been to the Spring Festival Gala and acted in "Crazy Stone". The most important thing is that he is handsome.

Sitting next to Huang Bai and Ning Hao, they are simply handsome and extraordinary.

At that moment, she had already considered that in the future, she would lead Jiang Yu to punch Deng Chao, kick Xiaoming, and send him to the throne of Huayu's first brother.

Unexpectedly, after she joined the job, Jiang Yu would disappear. She was really in charge of Heipi, ah no, it was Huang Bai.

Is this the gap between ideal and reality?

The girl realizes it now.

But having said that, working as an agent in Silly Monkey Pictures, the money is not bad, and the work is very easy. To put it simply, it is to help Huang Bai accept drama appointments, accept commercial performances, accept commercials, and help Jiang Yu promote drama appointments, Promote business performances and advertisements.

Who made the first brother of their family love learning so much.

Time passed by in the blink of an eye, and it was the end of May.

Liu Sisi finally finished filming two "Legend of Lu Xiaofeng" and returned home with her luggage.

When Mama Liu saw that her daughter had lost a lot of weight, her heart ached. She was busy in the kitchen all afternoon and prepared a large table of dishes.

During the meal, Mama Liu mentioned that the Internet is very popular recently. After Yahoo was acquired by Ali, they launched a Yahoo search star. They joined forces with Feng Xiaogang, Chen Kaige, and Zhang Jizhong to select three newcomers to enter the show business circle.

These three lucky ones can not only join the creative team of the directors, shoot commercials with popular stars, but also become the contracted actors of Huayi.

In later generations, Zhao Liying made her debut through this program.

What a great opportunity, if it wasn't for the deadline for registration, Mother Liu really wanted Liu Sisi to give it a try.

As a result, Mama Liu became very interested in the Internet, and suggested that Liu Sisi teach her to use the Internet.

Liu Sisi was quite happy at first, feeling that her mother had finally become enlightened and agreed, but within two days of teaching, she realized that something was wrong.

night.

I am the Lion King: "Oh, worry."

Wolongsheng: "What's wrong with you, Lion."

I'm the Lion King: "I'm teaching my mom how to play a computer recently. She always can't learn it, and hits me when she's in a hurry. I'm so worried."

Wo Longsheng: "Be patient with your mother. Think about it when you were a child, your mother taught you to use chopsticks, didn't she teach you over and over again."

Liu Si thought about it for a while, and felt that it made sense and was a little moved.

When she was young, her mother taught her to use chopsticks and ride a bicycle. Now that she has grown up and her mother is old, it is her turn to teach her how to play with the computer...

Hey, that's not right.

Liu Sisi suddenly discovered a blind spot.

I am the Lion King: "When I was a child, my mother taught me to use chopsticks. If I couldn't learn how to use them, she would beat me. Now I teach my mother to play computer games. If she can't learn how to use them, she still beats me. I am too miserable."

Wolongsheng: "..."

Wo Longsheng: "What you said makes sense, but I'm speechless."

I'm The Lion King: "Would you teach your mom how to play a computer?"

Wo Longsheng: "My mother has already left."

Liu Sisi was taken aback for a moment, then replied, "What about your father?"

Wo Longsheng: "It's gone too."

Uh... Liu Sisi was stunned.

It turns out that not everyone has a happy family.

She never thought that the netizens on the other side of the Internet who have been posting with her have such an unfortunate family.

"Sorry, I didn't mean to."

"It's okay," Jiang Yu replied lightly.

It doesn't matter to him, after so many years, he has long been used to it.

It's just that he has some guesses about the identity of this "Lion King".

For the vast majority of rural people, it should be after 2014 to connect to the Internet for the first time.

Spend hundreds of dollars to buy a Redmi phone, connect to WiFi, learn to use WeChat, and immerse yourself in Douyin, and no one mentions Internet addiction anymore.

The "Lion King" on the opposite side was able to teach her mother to play computers, which shows that her mother should also be an intellectual, and her family background is quite good.

As for why it was "she" instead of "he", Jiang Yu could guess with his intuition that the opposite should be a young girl.

Sentimental and heartless.

Wolongsheng: "Brother, do you want to study materials?"

Such a good girl, it would be a pity if she didn't get a wave of negative energy.

I'm the Lion King: "Study, I don't study, I'm about to graduate, by the way, how old are you?"

The social environment of students is usually relatively clean, and they will mistakenly think that the person they are chatting with is also a student. How do you know how deep the water is on the Internet.

Among other things, even if Liu Sisi was beaten to death, he would never have imagined that the fellow opposite her, who called her a brother, was only thinking of squeezing her negative energy.

If it were someone else, Jiang Yu would most likely make up an identity, but facing a simple girl, lying seems to be a sin.

"I'm a freshman." Jiang Yu replied.

"Hey, call me sister..." Liu Sisi realized halfway through typing, and changed "sister" to "senior".

I'm the Lion King: "Hey, call me senior, I'm already a senior."

With so much complexity on the Internet, Liu Sisi felt that she had to be careful not to expose her identity as a girl.

Liu's father always said that she was a fool, but in fact Liu Sisi didn't think she was stupid at all. Most of the time, she was very witty.

Looking at the other party's reply, Jiang Yu felt a little regretful.

Since he guessed that the other party was a student, he should have said that he was a counselor just now, but now he is passive.

Before he could reply, the other party replied: "Do you have Q, add Q to chat?"

"Okay," Jiang Yu casually reported a series of numbers, waiting for the other party to add him.

He is living a very happy life now.

Go to school from Monday to Friday, live in the school at night, and go back to my home on weekends, buy a large portion of Coke and potato chips, read books, play games, and browse the web. This is the ideal of a fat house. Life.

After Liu Sisi received the Q number, she was in a hurry. She checked her QQ carefully, made sure that there were no traces of femininity left, and changed her age to 22 before sending the friend request.

"You and I are a fish and have become friends, now we can start chatting."

I'm the Lion King: "Hey, is your Q name me a fish?"

I'm a fish: "Well, the Wolongsheng number will no longer be used in the future."

I'm The Lion King: "Why?"

Jiang Yu rolled her eyes in her heart, why else, she did too much evil.

Now Wolongsheng has a good reputation and is prone to accidents.

He had already planned to harvest a wave of negative energy for the last time, so he abandoned the account "Wolongsheng".

However, the energy value of "The Lion King" can still be harvested.

I am a fish: "Brother, do you want to study materials?"

I'm the Lion King: "Freshman children must be polite and call them seniors."

Jiang Yu was also helpless, "Senior, do you want to study materials?"

I'm The Lion King: "Hahaha, don't."

Liu Sisi was very happy when someone called her senior.

It seems that she is still very witty and successfully concealed her identity.

Jiang Yu raised his forehead, don't you want to mess with me?

But he was depressed for a moment, and then he realized that he must be stupid.

Opposite is a careless girl, will she watch movies?
I'm afraid I don't even know what's going on between men and women.

This trick of mine can only squeeze out the energy value of the old woman, but not this kind of careless girl.

As for sending her some real videos and giving her some psychological education?
Jiang Yu really couldn't do such a thing.

Forget it, whoever is still a pure and good boy in his heart.

After reacting, Jiang Yu stopped wasting time on her, went offline directly, and went to the post bar to play with old perverts.

He glanced at the time, and it was only past ten o'clock, which was the peak time for surfing the Internet.

He has been fishing for so long, and now he is ready to serve it all in one pot.

"Brother Wolong, are you there? Ask for resources!"

Sure enough, a color embryo came to the door on his own initiative.

Now that Wolongsheng is well-known, it’s different from what made the old perverts panic when they heard about it. Since he started giving half gourd babies and half resources, Wolongsheng is the first one that comes to mind every time when all the perverts look for resources.

Jiang Yu always responds to requests, and this time is no exception.

He quickly replied: "This is Shi Laocang's fraudulent city, it's no big deal, I want seeds to leave in my mailbox."

"Thank you, Brother Wolong! A good man will live a safe life!"

"Brother Wolong is really well-informed and knowledgeable. He is simply a living Bodhisattva who saves suffering."

"God bless, I must bless that what I got was a seed, not a gourd baby!"

two hours later.

The color embryos exploded.

"Grass! Another calabash baby! Have you got the seeds? Send me a copy."

"I'm also a gourd baby, it's time!"

"Same gourd baby, has anyone got the seeds? It can't be all gourd babies."

"The brother who got the seeds is probably busy doing handicrafts, so I don't have time to give you seeds."

"That's not right, some old brothers got seeds and shared them before. Could it be that they are all gourd babies this time?"

The color embryos found something was wrong, and after asking around, they found that all they got were gourd babies, and there were no seeds at all!
"Wolongsheng, come out and give me an explanation! What about half the probability?!"

"That's right, why are they all gourd babies? You don't talk about credibility!"

"I will never believe that Wolong is born again! He is here to make trouble, old buddies, we still need to help each other. I have the previous seeds here. If you want them, please email them."

The old man whose ID is "Qing Wu Fei Yang" stood up and spoke, "I guarantee with my personality, I am definitely not a calabash baby."

"Thank you bro!"

"Good people live in peace!"

"I'll recognize you from now on, brother Qingwu Feiyang."

Another two hours later.

"Brothers, this Qingwu Feiyang is also a bad seed, it doesn't contain resources at all!"

"I remembered, he is Wolongsheng's trumpet, labor and management have been cheated before, I said why does it look familiar, brothers who haven't downloaded it yet, don't download it!"

My brother almost burst into tears.

Is it so difficult to watch a movie now?
Is it so difficult for a single dog? !
"Didn't you say it's not a gourd baby? What is it this time?" A water friend asked.

"It's the Great Compassion Curse!"

I could feel my brother's grief and indignation through the screen.

Up to this point, Jiang Yu had harvested tens of thousands of negative energy points. Seeing that the perverts could not gather any energy points, Jiang Yu finally came out to speak:
"According to our country's criminal law, whoever disseminates obscene books, films, audio-visual images, pictures or other obscene materials, if the circumstances are serious, shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than two years, criminal detention or public surveillance."

To put it simply, no one cares about the gourd baby, and you may get in if you send the seeds.

Seeing this news, a group of old perverts suddenly exploded.

Is this why you use the gourd baby, the Great Compassion Curse as a seed? !
People are messing around in the rivers and lakes, who hasn't distributed seeds to the brothers yet.

Although Wolongsheng is the most famous, how can Jiang Yu spend so much time surfing the Internet every day, most of them are sand sculpture netizens playing memes under his name, and posting more benefits by the way.

If we really had to follow this regulation, it would be unfair for all these old perverts to be shot, but if they were shot one by one, they would definitely slip through the net.

Jiang Yu has decided to stop.

He is now a big singer, a big star, and even has his own company. In the future, he will be great and upright, and spread positive energy!

We must resolutely draw a clear line between old perverts and vulgar tastes!
Since then, Wolong has disappeared from the rivers and lakes.

"Old Yu, hurry up to the Sanlitun Bar." In the middle of the night, Jiang Yu was thinking about positive energy, and Ning Hao sent him a text message, "I made an appointment with investors and ordered a dozen girls, hurry up A bit."

"Come on!" Jiang Yu replied, packed her clothes and went out.

These days, old perverts distribute seeds indiscriminately and violate the law, but no one cares about the relationship between men and women.

Because high society never watch movies.

They all come true.

(End of this chapter)