Rebirth declares war on the honest
Chapter 55
Chapter 55
Back in the dormitory, Zhang Gaoqiang frowned and turned on the lamp to study, and even Zheng Bo opened a brand-new advanced mathematics textbook and made gestures on it.
Only Liu Yisheng nestled in the stool, using headphones to isolate the whole world, only the sound of keyboard and mouse fighting in the League of Legends world around him.
The originally harmonious dormitory environment is due to Liu Yisheng playing games upside down every day, which affects the normal work and rest of his roommates. Zhang Gaoqiang has a lot of complaints about Liu Yisheng.
"It's not like a man to lose love and make yourself like this."
Zhang Gaoqiang doesn't talk much on weekdays, but he has never been used to people who are not masculine. He was the first to conflict with foreign students when he was a new student, rushing to the forefront to protect his roommates.
Zheng Bo has always played the role of a good old man, and he is very empathetic. He feels that Liu Yisheng is really miserable, and it is normal to play games to vent his anger. He keeps trying to persuade Zhang Gaoqiang: "Forget it, forget it, let's have a few buddies."
Gu Yunzheng and a few girls reported that they had returned to school safely, and brushed their shoes on the balcony by themselves. The complaints from several people in the room reached his ears. He put down the brushes in his hand and quietly stood behind Liu Yisheng to watch the battle.
Well, after playing for so long, it is still Ionian gold, which is indeed a bit talented.
Seeing that Liu Yisheng was in a slump and was on the verge of becoming a teenager with Internet addiction, Gu Yun decided to give him a hand and take another path.
"We haven't had dinner in our dormitory for a long time, so go out and get together later?"
Gu Yun pulled off Liu Yisheng's earphones, put his arms around Zhang Gaoqiang and Zheng Bo's necks, and said in a low voice, I have a solution for this situation, playing games can't cure the disease of not having girls, it's up to me.
"I don't want to go, you go." Liu Yisheng was listless.
"Hey fuck, what are you doing?"
It turned out that Gu Yun just pressed the off button on his computer and threw his coat on his head: "Hurry up and get dressed, my brothers will accompany you to have a drink. There is so much nonsense, if you don't go, I will take advantage of you while you are asleep." In order to secretly take pictures, you post them on the school intranet, be obedient."
Without knowing it, forums are about to become a thing of the past. Xiaonei.com has flourished this year and quickly occupied a large number of campus markets.
Faced with such coercion and temptation, Liu Yisheng had to stand up, his head could be bleeding and he couldn't lose the burden of being an idol.
Stepping on the evening breeze and moonlight, the brothers got dressed and went to the small barbecue stand opposite the school.
It is said to be a small barbecue stall, but it actually has its own facade, but everyone likes to set up a table outside to eat in the open air, and then put a few bottles of beer, accompanied by the passing crowd and neon lights, and toast with friends in groups. It is the smoke and fire of the world.
After two laps, everyone was a little overwhelmed, especially Liu Yisheng, who had been silent for a while, bowed his head and drank several drinks in a row.
"I understand that women are not worth it."
Everyone, you and I, were chatting about happy things in school, when Liu Yisheng suddenly said something.
"Doctor, there are good girls all over the street, but you and the party secretary are not suitable, so don't think so."
Zheng Bo's tone was serious, and he patted Liu Yisheng on the shoulder.
Liu Yisheng raised his head and took another big sip. The honest advice from his roommate had appeared so many times during this period, and he was already somewhat immune, so he didn't listen to it at all.
Gu Yun thought to himself, such persuasion is the same as not saying anything.
"Doctor, you used to coax the party secretary every day, say good morning and good night to her, find topics to talk about when you have nothing to do, give gifts, and she comes to you immediately. Do you think this kind of behavior is considered dog licking?"
Liu Yisheng's expression turned cold, and he said angrily, "I'm an idiot, so what's wrong with just licking it? Why are you fucking laughing at me?"
Gu Yun raised his hand, toasted Liu Yisheng with a glass of wine, and continued: "Brother, think about it from another angle. Is there a possibility that licking a person, you feel uncomfortable every day, and feel like licking a dog. You lick ten How about a person? How about licking a hundred? What kind of mentality did you have at that time, would you still feel uncomfortable?"
".?"
Liu Yisheng drank the yellow liquid in the cup blankly, lost in thought.
"As the saying goes, one lick is for dogs, and one hundred is for wolves. If you lick 900 million, you are the wolf among the wolves. The wolf among the wolves, the king of the sea, is the most difficult to guard against. Brother, since you have chosen Lick, the layout is about to open."
Gu Yun solemnly instilled in Liu Yisheng the methodology of the young sea kings of later generations, fighting poison with poison. Facts have proved that there is no natural master in love, and no one has come here from licking dogs. Only deep-rooted practice can save honest people.
Before the words finished, Gu Yun took Liu Yisheng's phone, opened the Apple Store, found an app, and clicked to download it.
"Stop bragging, fuck! How is this possible? I haven't met any women since I went to college."
After Liu Yisheng thought about it, he was about to refute that this statement was either bragging or fantasy, when Gu Yun interrupted him.
"Don't question it, just read this first."
Gu Yun spread out the phone in his hand, on it was a whole page of selfies of girls, and the real-time location how many meters away from him.
2011 is the first year of social software. This software was officially launched on the ios client in August. It is a dominant company. Countless young people who stand on the front line of the trend have found their ideal type on it. The word yp has not been invented yet. Socializing with strangers is still a pure land.
The first generation of Momo, for Liu Yisheng, who is good-looking and has a local filter, is like a big killer for his transformation.
Looking at the unfamiliar software on the phone, Liu Yisheng recalled the theory that Gu Yun just said, and the light that had been extinguished for a long time gradually lit up in his eyes: "No, this is fine, how do you play this?"
"Trash, do you still need someone to teach you? Register yourself and go back to study."
Gu Yun went so far, to change a person's confused and disordered life, first of all give him a hope that is within reach.
The social interaction with strangers in the past life is different from this era. At that time, the major social softwares were slanted, the homogenization was serious, and the users were also introverted. In the sensual yp environment, social software players have long been lost. A sincere heart that loves each other seriously and treats each other with heart.
While Liu Yisheng still has such a pure heart, let's take him for a spin in the sea.
After running away for half a lifetime, it is only a young man who returns.After accumulating enough love experiences, you can decisively give up licking an impossible person, refuse to be a spare tire honestly, and have the powerful ability to control your emotions freely.
After all, he graduated from university in his previous life and went to work without much love. He has become a frequent visitor to VIPs in major clubs. He usually shares with his friends where the technicians in Shencheng are skilled and good-looking.
Gu Yun also asked Liu Yisheng at that time after drinking for three rounds, brother, you have been playing for so long, don't you want to have a serious relationship?
The middle-aged Liu Yisheng with a slightly protruding belly smiled and lit a cigarette. His eyes were full of vicissitudes that did not match his age. The eyes that had been honed through the fun always looked at people with a three-point perspective.
"Love? Hehe, dogs don't even talk about it!"
(End of this chapter)
Back in the dormitory, Zhang Gaoqiang frowned and turned on the lamp to study, and even Zheng Bo opened a brand-new advanced mathematics textbook and made gestures on it.
Only Liu Yisheng nestled in the stool, using headphones to isolate the whole world, only the sound of keyboard and mouse fighting in the League of Legends world around him.
The originally harmonious dormitory environment is due to Liu Yisheng playing games upside down every day, which affects the normal work and rest of his roommates. Zhang Gaoqiang has a lot of complaints about Liu Yisheng.
"It's not like a man to lose love and make yourself like this."
Zhang Gaoqiang doesn't talk much on weekdays, but he has never been used to people who are not masculine. He was the first to conflict with foreign students when he was a new student, rushing to the forefront to protect his roommates.
Zheng Bo has always played the role of a good old man, and he is very empathetic. He feels that Liu Yisheng is really miserable, and it is normal to play games to vent his anger. He keeps trying to persuade Zhang Gaoqiang: "Forget it, forget it, let's have a few buddies."
Gu Yunzheng and a few girls reported that they had returned to school safely, and brushed their shoes on the balcony by themselves. The complaints from several people in the room reached his ears. He put down the brushes in his hand and quietly stood behind Liu Yisheng to watch the battle.
Well, after playing for so long, it is still Ionian gold, which is indeed a bit talented.
Seeing that Liu Yisheng was in a slump and was on the verge of becoming a teenager with Internet addiction, Gu Yun decided to give him a hand and take another path.
"We haven't had dinner in our dormitory for a long time, so go out and get together later?"
Gu Yun pulled off Liu Yisheng's earphones, put his arms around Zhang Gaoqiang and Zheng Bo's necks, and said in a low voice, I have a solution for this situation, playing games can't cure the disease of not having girls, it's up to me.
"I don't want to go, you go." Liu Yisheng was listless.
"Hey fuck, what are you doing?"
It turned out that Gu Yun just pressed the off button on his computer and threw his coat on his head: "Hurry up and get dressed, my brothers will accompany you to have a drink. There is so much nonsense, if you don't go, I will take advantage of you while you are asleep." In order to secretly take pictures, you post them on the school intranet, be obedient."
Without knowing it, forums are about to become a thing of the past. Xiaonei.com has flourished this year and quickly occupied a large number of campus markets.
Faced with such coercion and temptation, Liu Yisheng had to stand up, his head could be bleeding and he couldn't lose the burden of being an idol.
Stepping on the evening breeze and moonlight, the brothers got dressed and went to the small barbecue stand opposite the school.
It is said to be a small barbecue stall, but it actually has its own facade, but everyone likes to set up a table outside to eat in the open air, and then put a few bottles of beer, accompanied by the passing crowd and neon lights, and toast with friends in groups. It is the smoke and fire of the world.
After two laps, everyone was a little overwhelmed, especially Liu Yisheng, who had been silent for a while, bowed his head and drank several drinks in a row.
"I understand that women are not worth it."
Everyone, you and I, were chatting about happy things in school, when Liu Yisheng suddenly said something.
"Doctor, there are good girls all over the street, but you and the party secretary are not suitable, so don't think so."
Zheng Bo's tone was serious, and he patted Liu Yisheng on the shoulder.
Liu Yisheng raised his head and took another big sip. The honest advice from his roommate had appeared so many times during this period, and he was already somewhat immune, so he didn't listen to it at all.
Gu Yun thought to himself, such persuasion is the same as not saying anything.
"Doctor, you used to coax the party secretary every day, say good morning and good night to her, find topics to talk about when you have nothing to do, give gifts, and she comes to you immediately. Do you think this kind of behavior is considered dog licking?"
Liu Yisheng's expression turned cold, and he said angrily, "I'm an idiot, so what's wrong with just licking it? Why are you fucking laughing at me?"
Gu Yun raised his hand, toasted Liu Yisheng with a glass of wine, and continued: "Brother, think about it from another angle. Is there a possibility that licking a person, you feel uncomfortable every day, and feel like licking a dog. You lick ten How about a person? How about licking a hundred? What kind of mentality did you have at that time, would you still feel uncomfortable?"
".?"
Liu Yisheng drank the yellow liquid in the cup blankly, lost in thought.
"As the saying goes, one lick is for dogs, and one hundred is for wolves. If you lick 900 million, you are the wolf among the wolves. The wolf among the wolves, the king of the sea, is the most difficult to guard against. Brother, since you have chosen Lick, the layout is about to open."
Gu Yun solemnly instilled in Liu Yisheng the methodology of the young sea kings of later generations, fighting poison with poison. Facts have proved that there is no natural master in love, and no one has come here from licking dogs. Only deep-rooted practice can save honest people.
Before the words finished, Gu Yun took Liu Yisheng's phone, opened the Apple Store, found an app, and clicked to download it.
"Stop bragging, fuck! How is this possible? I haven't met any women since I went to college."
After Liu Yisheng thought about it, he was about to refute that this statement was either bragging or fantasy, when Gu Yun interrupted him.
"Don't question it, just read this first."
Gu Yun spread out the phone in his hand, on it was a whole page of selfies of girls, and the real-time location how many meters away from him.
2011 is the first year of social software. This software was officially launched on the ios client in August. It is a dominant company. Countless young people who stand on the front line of the trend have found their ideal type on it. The word yp has not been invented yet. Socializing with strangers is still a pure land.
The first generation of Momo, for Liu Yisheng, who is good-looking and has a local filter, is like a big killer for his transformation.
Looking at the unfamiliar software on the phone, Liu Yisheng recalled the theory that Gu Yun just said, and the light that had been extinguished for a long time gradually lit up in his eyes: "No, this is fine, how do you play this?"
"Trash, do you still need someone to teach you? Register yourself and go back to study."
Gu Yun went so far, to change a person's confused and disordered life, first of all give him a hope that is within reach.
The social interaction with strangers in the past life is different from this era. At that time, the major social softwares were slanted, the homogenization was serious, and the users were also introverted. In the sensual yp environment, social software players have long been lost. A sincere heart that loves each other seriously and treats each other with heart.
While Liu Yisheng still has such a pure heart, let's take him for a spin in the sea.
After running away for half a lifetime, it is only a young man who returns.After accumulating enough love experiences, you can decisively give up licking an impossible person, refuse to be a spare tire honestly, and have the powerful ability to control your emotions freely.
After all, he graduated from university in his previous life and went to work without much love. He has become a frequent visitor to VIPs in major clubs. He usually shares with his friends where the technicians in Shencheng are skilled and good-looking.
Gu Yun also asked Liu Yisheng at that time after drinking for three rounds, brother, you have been playing for so long, don't you want to have a serious relationship?
The middle-aged Liu Yisheng with a slightly protruding belly smiled and lit a cigarette. His eyes were full of vicissitudes that did not match his age. The eyes that had been honed through the fun always looked at people with a three-point perspective.
"Love? Hehe, dogs don't even talk about it!"
(End of this chapter)
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