This world is terrible
Chapter 41 Gao Yi and the 4 Great Monsters
Chapter 41 Gao Yi and the Four Great Monsters
——2:30 am——
"Dangdang!"
In the principal's room, with a mysterious smile, Gao Yi rubbed out a card from his palm.
Everyone was dumbfounded immediately.
At first I thought that Gao Yi was really trying to find a way, but after thinking about it, he suddenly took out a card and started to say something that he didn't understand?
"Old Gao, are you still living in the dream?"
"Yes."
Gao Yi didn't mean to deny, but continued to smile: "Everyone is dreaming now."
"Nothing will happen in the dream, but everything will come true in the dream."
The card flipped at Gao Yi's fingertips.The face of the card is revealed, and shiny ice and snow particles float.
【Ode to Ice and Snow】—Equipment!
[The Mountains Call] The iconic jacket and hunting knife disappeared.Accompanied by a soft "wow" sound, Gao Yi spun around and stretched out the magenta cloak with both hands, revealing the delicate and slim frosty white dress inside.
"rua!"
Originally, I thought [Ode to Ice and Snow] clothing would be the kind of bloated cotton coat that looks potbellied.Now it seems that Gao Yi himself was wrong, the system level is still as high as ever.
[Big Bottomless Pocket] Tucked into the mouth of the bag, neatly folded edges and corners are exposed, resembling a hand towel that can be taken and used at any time.
[Chimney Pass] is exquisitely crafted, pinned on the breast of a dress like a medal.A line of cursive small print reads: Please do not place bear traps on fireplaces under chimneys...
In the blink of an eye, from a survivor who conquered the wilderness, Gao Yi became a distinguished guest at the feast.He's about to be invited on stage to sing a carol for the night.
"This, isn't this right?"
The other three rubbed their eyes in unison: "This kind of costume full of magic girl transformation, I don't think it exists in reality..."
"Could it be... are we really dreaming?"
"of course."
Gao Yi tapped lightly, like ice and snow magic.On the ground of the principal's office, a small fir tree with the height of two people was immediately placed.
The cedar tree has a triangular shape and a darker overall color.It seems that it has just been cut from the snow field, and there is still a little snow on the lush branches and leaves.
A progress bar that only Gao Yi could see appeared on the top of Li Shu at the same time.
-
[Festive Atmosphere Index]: ☆ (0)
- Calm (100) - Cheerful (500) - Frenzy (1000)
*The atmosphere of the Ice and Snow Festival near you is nothing but snow.
-
"How to improve the atmosphere of the Ice and Snow Festival?" Gao Yi frowned.
His plan is completely based on the atmosphere value reaching the standard.In the end, if the failure is due to insufficient atmosphere value, it would be too inferior.
"Hey hey hey hey!"
"How did this tree appear?"
"Looks like we're really dreaming."
"Fuck, I said why is it so scary tonight, Lao Gao is not as strong as a human being, it turned out to be a nightmare!"
On the other side, the other three yelled when they saw Li Shu appear.
"Hey Aaron, what are you doing at the window?"
"Oh, I was a little hungry in the dream, but I must be starving in reality. I'm going to jump off the building now, wake myself up and have a late-night snack. You guys want to...uh..."
A Lun was paralyzed like a dead pig, and was thrown onto the sofa by Gao Yi.
After being busy with pig teammates, in a blink of an eye, the festive atmosphere index actually increased!
——☆(5)↑——
But it's only 5 o'clock, and I can't even touch the threshold of calm...
Gao Yi frowned.
In the past, [Calling of the Mountains] was the pinnacle as soon as it appeared on the stage, but now it's hard to come to [Ode to Ice and Snow] and pull the crotch?After working for so long, you can't even reach the lowest stage?
shouldn't be...
Atmosphere...atmosphere...how the hell is that counted?
Gao Yi thought for a while.I suddenly recalled the answer given by the system when I asked how to choose the illustrations in the festival collection.
[Ice and snow, lanterns, gift trees, outings, trust, beauty, exchanging gifts... the most important thing is that everyone who enters the camera is very happy]
[Isn't this the picture that best fits the atmosphere of the Ice and Snow Festival? 】
"Aren't these... the way to increase the atmosphere value?"
"understood!"
Gao Yi rolled up his sleeves, stared at Allen on the sofa, and immediately stepped forward to beat him up again.
Why do you want to ask?
Heh, this is how we build trust.
"Ah—! Why are you still fighting!"
"Old Gao, be yourself!"
Ding~☆(15)↑
Little effect ah.
I just said, the direction is wrong, it shouldn't be like this.
Gao Yi adjusted his dress, satisfied, and left A Lun with blank eyes.
"Xiao Gao, let me come, let me come!" Xiaodi, who hadn't shown her face all this time, suddenly came out.
Because the [adapter's backpack] disappeared, everyone thought they were dreaming, and Gao Yi didn't have any scruples, so he simply let Xiaodi stay outside.
Xiaodi thumped and ran into the range of the ice and snow gift tree.
A reminder suddenly remembered.
-
"Blizzard Sentinel - Siren Head" detected.
Festival atmosphere value +100——The festival atmosphere index has risen!
Calm (100) √
☆(115)↑↑↑
*The ice and snow gift tree has turned on the teleport return ability.
-
"Is this all right?" Gao Yi was taken aback.
Then can he himself [Ode to Ice and Snow]?
Gao Yi approached, and a reminder sounded again.
-
"[Snow and Ice Carol] Gao Yi" was detected.
Festival atmosphere value +100——The festival atmosphere index has risen!
☆(215)↑↑↑
*It takes 285 atmosphere points before the next stage of "Happiness".
-
There is a play!
Gao Yi feels that triggering the ability to "joy" is almost certain.Immediately greeted the three of Lao Luo, waved his hands, and poured out a bunch of colorful rewards from the system mailbox on the ground.
Chain lanterns, spherical lanterns, treetop stars, small decorative gift boxes, snowflake patterns...
These are all gadgets that Gao Yi opened during the "Preparation for the Ice and Snow Festival Celebration" event.
Originally, he thought it was a waste product, so he kept it and never got it.But looking at it now, it's no wonder that there is a word "preparation" in the event, somewhere, it seems to be an omen to today.
"Come on, let's decorate this gift tree together!" Gao Yi greeted.
It is rare for such a heavy snow to fall in the East China Sea. We have never decorated real cedar trees on weekdays. This is a new experience.
Although everyone thought they were in a dream, the atmosphere was still getting better.
Wind and snow fluttered outside the window.Outside the headmaster, a large number of strange stories and evil spirits are scratching the wall frantically, making harsh noises, trying to break the minds of the people trapped inside.
But the four inside didn't care much.A man of high art is bold, and three dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water, and they are all heartless in decorating the gift tree.
The ice and snow gift tree, with their decoration bit by bit, the prosperity gradually covered the branches, shining brightly.
"All right!"
Standing on the principal's beloved leather sofa, Gao Yi was straightening the star lights on the branches.He looked left and right, finally clapped his hands, and jumped down.
"You're done!"
Ding~
-
Decorate the ice and snow gift tree, and feedback the festive atmosphere value.
Decorate with friends and work together.
Everyone is happy.
Festival atmosphere value +285——The festival atmosphere index has risen!
Cheerful (500) √
☆(500)↑↑↑
*Ice and Snow Gift Tree, the gift will be returned soon——[Special Ice and Snow Festival Gift Box]×4
-
"Come on, this is a return gift for you, let's take a look!"
Under the ice and snow gift tree, four gift boxes with ribbons appeared immediately.Gao Yi grabbed one and handed it to Alan.
"Alan, what gift do you want?"
"Some safflower oil... no no no no no! I want new clothes! New clothes!"
Under Gao Yi's "kind" eyes, Allen muttered again: "Just give me a dress as awesome as yours."
"as you wish!"
boom!
Confetti flying!
Looking at the packaging bag of a piece of clothing in his hand, Allen fell into deep thought.
-
Midnight Dessert Bandit (Yeti)
Quality: Festive Celebration
Binding items: thick fur, dessert shop recommendation page
Individuals you defeat will drop delicious pastries of any kind.Depending on the type of pastry you eat, you can get different buff bonuses.
Description: Every year, some desserts are mysteriously missing from the dessert shop in the town.
According to reports, macarons disappeared the most, while tiramisu came in second.They sometimes walk along the street and stop and fall outside the town.
Series 【Festival Celebration】
——Gift from [Ode to Ice and Snow] Gao Yi generously.
* Distance expired - 0:59:59
-
Mr. Qian and Lao Luo also unpacked their own gift boxes one after another.
Not surprisingly, nature is also a different painting.
-
Nobody's Christmas Eve (Wendigo)
Quality: Festive Celebration
Binding items: Horrible Minions, Knotted Lanterns
Each minion attack you make, in turn, comes with tearing +1, bleeding +1, fear +1, and slowness +1.
Description: A Wendigo wakes up after sleeping for too long and finds that he has been decorated as a gift tree.
It yelled and ran in no man's land, but was treated as a gift tree by more monsters and forced to stand overnight.
Series 【Festival Celebration】
——Gift from [Ode to Ice and Snow] Gao Yi generously.
* Distance expired - 0:59:59
-
Lao Luo chuckled: "It's fine to look at Bi Allen."
Mr. Qian silently hid his gift.
-
Sox Prosecutor (Krumps)
Quality: Festive Celebration
Binding items: villain pocket, bad boy report letter
Your pocket can hold a lot of bad things.
Description: It is said that children who are not diligent before the Ice and Snow Festival do not have new socks. As a sock inspector, you should do your best to teach bad children a lesson...
Hey!Put down that black thread, it's not in your job!
Series 【Festival Celebration】
——Gift from [Ode to Ice and Snow] Gao Yi generously.
* Distance expired - 0:59:59
-
"Since everyone has received their own Ice and Snow Festival gifts."
Gao Yi straightened his clothes, as if he was about to mobilize before the performance, and announced loudly: "We should return all the pain we suffered tonight...hundreds and thousands—to them!"
Kicking the flute with his heels, Gao Yi whispered, "Play the battle song."
Xiaodi glanced at his head unhappily.
Why let me be the speaker again.
Excited prelude, sound!
——Playing [Fall Out Boy——The Phoenix (Phoenix)]——
["Put on your war paint!"]
[Put on your battle makeup! ]
"—Attack!"
Gao Yi waved his hand abruptly.
Lao Luo solemnly unwrapped the gift, and immediately turned into a Wendigo with lanterns all over his body.
Allen and Mr. Qian unpacked it together.A giant snow monster with a dessert list, and a dress demon with a pocket, appeared one after another.
Xiaodi came to Gao Yi's side, waiting quietly for Mr. Gao's next move.
"Four Great Monsters—!"
"It's our carnival time!"
Don't think that once the four big monsters come out, it will break the game.
In addition to the reindeer, there are also special surprise killers~
(End of this chapter)
——2:30 am——
"Dangdang!"
In the principal's room, with a mysterious smile, Gao Yi rubbed out a card from his palm.
Everyone was dumbfounded immediately.
At first I thought that Gao Yi was really trying to find a way, but after thinking about it, he suddenly took out a card and started to say something that he didn't understand?
"Old Gao, are you still living in the dream?"
"Yes."
Gao Yi didn't mean to deny, but continued to smile: "Everyone is dreaming now."
"Nothing will happen in the dream, but everything will come true in the dream."
The card flipped at Gao Yi's fingertips.The face of the card is revealed, and shiny ice and snow particles float.
【Ode to Ice and Snow】—Equipment!
[The Mountains Call] The iconic jacket and hunting knife disappeared.Accompanied by a soft "wow" sound, Gao Yi spun around and stretched out the magenta cloak with both hands, revealing the delicate and slim frosty white dress inside.
"rua!"
Originally, I thought [Ode to Ice and Snow] clothing would be the kind of bloated cotton coat that looks potbellied.Now it seems that Gao Yi himself was wrong, the system level is still as high as ever.
[Big Bottomless Pocket] Tucked into the mouth of the bag, neatly folded edges and corners are exposed, resembling a hand towel that can be taken and used at any time.
[Chimney Pass] is exquisitely crafted, pinned on the breast of a dress like a medal.A line of cursive small print reads: Please do not place bear traps on fireplaces under chimneys...
In the blink of an eye, from a survivor who conquered the wilderness, Gao Yi became a distinguished guest at the feast.He's about to be invited on stage to sing a carol for the night.
"This, isn't this right?"
The other three rubbed their eyes in unison: "This kind of costume full of magic girl transformation, I don't think it exists in reality..."
"Could it be... are we really dreaming?"
"of course."
Gao Yi tapped lightly, like ice and snow magic.On the ground of the principal's office, a small fir tree with the height of two people was immediately placed.
The cedar tree has a triangular shape and a darker overall color.It seems that it has just been cut from the snow field, and there is still a little snow on the lush branches and leaves.
A progress bar that only Gao Yi could see appeared on the top of Li Shu at the same time.
-
[Festive Atmosphere Index]: ☆ (0)
- Calm (100) - Cheerful (500) - Frenzy (1000)
*The atmosphere of the Ice and Snow Festival near you is nothing but snow.
-
"How to improve the atmosphere of the Ice and Snow Festival?" Gao Yi frowned.
His plan is completely based on the atmosphere value reaching the standard.In the end, if the failure is due to insufficient atmosphere value, it would be too inferior.
"Hey hey hey hey!"
"How did this tree appear?"
"Looks like we're really dreaming."
"Fuck, I said why is it so scary tonight, Lao Gao is not as strong as a human being, it turned out to be a nightmare!"
On the other side, the other three yelled when they saw Li Shu appear.
"Hey Aaron, what are you doing at the window?"
"Oh, I was a little hungry in the dream, but I must be starving in reality. I'm going to jump off the building now, wake myself up and have a late-night snack. You guys want to...uh..."
A Lun was paralyzed like a dead pig, and was thrown onto the sofa by Gao Yi.
After being busy with pig teammates, in a blink of an eye, the festive atmosphere index actually increased!
——☆(5)↑——
But it's only 5 o'clock, and I can't even touch the threshold of calm...
Gao Yi frowned.
In the past, [Calling of the Mountains] was the pinnacle as soon as it appeared on the stage, but now it's hard to come to [Ode to Ice and Snow] and pull the crotch?After working for so long, you can't even reach the lowest stage?
shouldn't be...
Atmosphere...atmosphere...how the hell is that counted?
Gao Yi thought for a while.I suddenly recalled the answer given by the system when I asked how to choose the illustrations in the festival collection.
[Ice and snow, lanterns, gift trees, outings, trust, beauty, exchanging gifts... the most important thing is that everyone who enters the camera is very happy]
[Isn't this the picture that best fits the atmosphere of the Ice and Snow Festival? 】
"Aren't these... the way to increase the atmosphere value?"
"understood!"
Gao Yi rolled up his sleeves, stared at Allen on the sofa, and immediately stepped forward to beat him up again.
Why do you want to ask?
Heh, this is how we build trust.
"Ah—! Why are you still fighting!"
"Old Gao, be yourself!"
Ding~☆(15)↑
Little effect ah.
I just said, the direction is wrong, it shouldn't be like this.
Gao Yi adjusted his dress, satisfied, and left A Lun with blank eyes.
"Xiao Gao, let me come, let me come!" Xiaodi, who hadn't shown her face all this time, suddenly came out.
Because the [adapter's backpack] disappeared, everyone thought they were dreaming, and Gao Yi didn't have any scruples, so he simply let Xiaodi stay outside.
Xiaodi thumped and ran into the range of the ice and snow gift tree.
A reminder suddenly remembered.
-
"Blizzard Sentinel - Siren Head" detected.
Festival atmosphere value +100——The festival atmosphere index has risen!
Calm (100) √
☆(115)↑↑↑
*The ice and snow gift tree has turned on the teleport return ability.
-
"Is this all right?" Gao Yi was taken aback.
Then can he himself [Ode to Ice and Snow]?
Gao Yi approached, and a reminder sounded again.
-
"[Snow and Ice Carol] Gao Yi" was detected.
Festival atmosphere value +100——The festival atmosphere index has risen!
☆(215)↑↑↑
*It takes 285 atmosphere points before the next stage of "Happiness".
-
There is a play!
Gao Yi feels that triggering the ability to "joy" is almost certain.Immediately greeted the three of Lao Luo, waved his hands, and poured out a bunch of colorful rewards from the system mailbox on the ground.
Chain lanterns, spherical lanterns, treetop stars, small decorative gift boxes, snowflake patterns...
These are all gadgets that Gao Yi opened during the "Preparation for the Ice and Snow Festival Celebration" event.
Originally, he thought it was a waste product, so he kept it and never got it.But looking at it now, it's no wonder that there is a word "preparation" in the event, somewhere, it seems to be an omen to today.
"Come on, let's decorate this gift tree together!" Gao Yi greeted.
It is rare for such a heavy snow to fall in the East China Sea. We have never decorated real cedar trees on weekdays. This is a new experience.
Although everyone thought they were in a dream, the atmosphere was still getting better.
Wind and snow fluttered outside the window.Outside the headmaster, a large number of strange stories and evil spirits are scratching the wall frantically, making harsh noises, trying to break the minds of the people trapped inside.
But the four inside didn't care much.A man of high art is bold, and three dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water, and they are all heartless in decorating the gift tree.
The ice and snow gift tree, with their decoration bit by bit, the prosperity gradually covered the branches, shining brightly.
"All right!"
Standing on the principal's beloved leather sofa, Gao Yi was straightening the star lights on the branches.He looked left and right, finally clapped his hands, and jumped down.
"You're done!"
Ding~
-
Decorate the ice and snow gift tree, and feedback the festive atmosphere value.
Decorate with friends and work together.
Everyone is happy.
Festival atmosphere value +285——The festival atmosphere index has risen!
Cheerful (500) √
☆(500)↑↑↑
*Ice and Snow Gift Tree, the gift will be returned soon——[Special Ice and Snow Festival Gift Box]×4
-
"Come on, this is a return gift for you, let's take a look!"
Under the ice and snow gift tree, four gift boxes with ribbons appeared immediately.Gao Yi grabbed one and handed it to Alan.
"Alan, what gift do you want?"
"Some safflower oil... no no no no no! I want new clothes! New clothes!"
Under Gao Yi's "kind" eyes, Allen muttered again: "Just give me a dress as awesome as yours."
"as you wish!"
boom!
Confetti flying!
Looking at the packaging bag of a piece of clothing in his hand, Allen fell into deep thought.
-
Midnight Dessert Bandit (Yeti)
Quality: Festive Celebration
Binding items: thick fur, dessert shop recommendation page
Individuals you defeat will drop delicious pastries of any kind.Depending on the type of pastry you eat, you can get different buff bonuses.
Description: Every year, some desserts are mysteriously missing from the dessert shop in the town.
According to reports, macarons disappeared the most, while tiramisu came in second.They sometimes walk along the street and stop and fall outside the town.
Series 【Festival Celebration】
——Gift from [Ode to Ice and Snow] Gao Yi generously.
* Distance expired - 0:59:59
-
Mr. Qian and Lao Luo also unpacked their own gift boxes one after another.
Not surprisingly, nature is also a different painting.
-
Nobody's Christmas Eve (Wendigo)
Quality: Festive Celebration
Binding items: Horrible Minions, Knotted Lanterns
Each minion attack you make, in turn, comes with tearing +1, bleeding +1, fear +1, and slowness +1.
Description: A Wendigo wakes up after sleeping for too long and finds that he has been decorated as a gift tree.
It yelled and ran in no man's land, but was treated as a gift tree by more monsters and forced to stand overnight.
Series 【Festival Celebration】
——Gift from [Ode to Ice and Snow] Gao Yi generously.
* Distance expired - 0:59:59
-
Lao Luo chuckled: "It's fine to look at Bi Allen."
Mr. Qian silently hid his gift.
-
Sox Prosecutor (Krumps)
Quality: Festive Celebration
Binding items: villain pocket, bad boy report letter
Your pocket can hold a lot of bad things.
Description: It is said that children who are not diligent before the Ice and Snow Festival do not have new socks. As a sock inspector, you should do your best to teach bad children a lesson...
Hey!Put down that black thread, it's not in your job!
Series 【Festival Celebration】
——Gift from [Ode to Ice and Snow] Gao Yi generously.
* Distance expired - 0:59:59
-
"Since everyone has received their own Ice and Snow Festival gifts."
Gao Yi straightened his clothes, as if he was about to mobilize before the performance, and announced loudly: "We should return all the pain we suffered tonight...hundreds and thousands—to them!"
Kicking the flute with his heels, Gao Yi whispered, "Play the battle song."
Xiaodi glanced at his head unhappily.
Why let me be the speaker again.
Excited prelude, sound!
——Playing [Fall Out Boy——The Phoenix (Phoenix)]——
["Put on your war paint!"]
[Put on your battle makeup! ]
"—Attack!"
Gao Yi waved his hand abruptly.
Lao Luo solemnly unwrapped the gift, and immediately turned into a Wendigo with lanterns all over his body.
Allen and Mr. Qian unpacked it together.A giant snow monster with a dessert list, and a dress demon with a pocket, appeared one after another.
Xiaodi came to Gao Yi's side, waiting quietly for Mr. Gao's next move.
"Four Great Monsters—!"
"It's our carnival time!"
Don't think that once the four big monsters come out, it will break the game.
In addition to the reindeer, there are also special surprise killers~
(End of this chapter)
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