This world is terrible

Chapter 90 The Blue Pill
at dusk.

Gao Yi finally returned home after a busy journey.

He was very lucky today, and did not encounter any accidents during the check-in journey between Liuxi River and Pedestrian Street.

This means.

Five Lime promotion coupons, get it!

Five mysterious props, get!

After finishing the Fenglai Mountain tomorrow, all the guarantees for the New Year Temple Fair will start.In this way, if there is any unexpected situation in the next few days, and I can't explore it, I won't be so heartbroken anyway.

"Xiaoyi is back."

My aunt came out of the kitchen with the dishes: "It's time for dinner, go and wash your hands."

Gao Yi agreed, and came to the sink: "By the way, Auntie, why didn't you see Uncle today?"

"He killed himself."

The aunt said unhappily: "Knowing that his client will need drawings in a few days, he has no heart to play mahjong."

"It's all right now, and I found out that I don't have enough time, and I don't have to go home."

Gao Yi and the brothers and sisters sat down one by one. The more the aunt spoke, the more angry she stroked her forehead: "What's even more outrageous is that he promised me that he could finish his liver on the last day. God, he thought this Is it winter vacation homework?"

"By the way, Yule, Xiaoyi, how is your winter homework going? Are you serious about it?"

"mom……"

The corner of the cousin's mouth twitched: "I have graduated for several years."

"Mom forgot."

My aunt was smiling, and wanted to touch my cousin's head: "In Mom's eyes, you will always be the one with half-hanging pants, bubbling nose, who was whipped and danced by your dad with a feather duster... Puhahahaha..."

Gao Yi and Shi Yi looked at each other, and turned their heads away tacitly.

"Pfft..."

"What are you laughing at, what's so funny about it."

The cousin pushed the aunt's hand back, and the roots of his ears were red.

"Ayi, are you laughing again? Mom asked you about your winter homework."

"It's done."

"What is done?"

"stupid."

Shi Yi stretched out her beautiful fingertips, and gestured in the air: "It's done, it means it's finished, brother, right?"

Gao Yi smiled and nodded.

No, it was really done.

rip rip-

In Gao Yi's room, the snow-white Samoyed flute was rolling among the piles of shredded paper. From time to time, he found one or two intact ones and continued to tear them!
Among the wreckage, several large characters such as "Han" and "Zuo" can be vaguely seen.

"Wow! (So cool)"

Is this the thrill of tearing up confidential documents? !
Mr. Gao really understands the psychological problems of his subordinates!

Far away where it didn't notice, a mobile phone with a camera turned on was standing there.

……

After dinner, Gao Yi went straight back to his room.

He needs to digest the harvest of punching in today.

As soon as he opened the door, Samoyed greeted him with a plastic bag in his mouth.The plastic bag is full of paper scraps, which looks heavy just by looking at it.

"Xiao Gao, why did you have to install the confidential document after it was destroyed?"

Gao Yi took back the phone, stroked its dog's head, and said kindly, "This is called evidence."

Thank you, Descartes.

evidence?What evidence? ?Xiao Di was dumbfounded.

Gao Yi returned to his desk, projected the system to the phone, and entered the main interface.

I don't know if five Lime promotion coupons are enough for [Little Dreamland Monster] promotion.If possible, I also hope that [learning activists] will also participate.

After the last dream battle, Gao Yi deeply realized the role of [learning activists].Even if it is a poorly placed alien painting, as long as you have it at the critical moment, it is better than the whiteboard.

What's more, recently Gao Yi doubts its special effects, will it add to the performance of show time?After all, if the performance wants to be effective, special effects must be added.

Maybe "picking up trash" suddenly becomes a strange painting that can interfere with the show time score?
Gao Yi dared to think about it.

Enter [Creative Workshop], select [Little Dreamland Monster], do you want to use [Lime Promotion Coupon]?40% probability of success?trust yourself!Make sure to use——

failure.

"Hmph, it's just a fluke." Gao Yi looked indifferent.

failure.

failure.

failure.

Gao Yi's fingers were trembling slightly.

He tried to convince himself: "The last blow, you can do it, you have to believe in yourself!"

--fail.

"System, you don't meet the probability at all!" Gao Yi was furious.

[Theoretically speaking, this does not meet the probability]

Just when Gao Yi thought he could be saved.

[But you need to know that whether this theory is triggered or not is also probable]

"……you go."

Gao Yi exited the [Creative Workshop] blankly, entered the mailbox, and found an unread red mark.

This is the check-in reward of the pedestrian street, the mysterious prop.

Because it is still in an unknown state, it is displayed with "?".As for what you get, it needs to be randomly selected by Gao Yi.

"I hate randomness."

Gao Yi muttered, and took one tentatively.

[Lime Promotion Coupon] × 1
Gao Yi pretended not to see it and crossed it out, and immediately lost interest in the remaining mysterious props, so he clicked a button to claim them.

【You have new rewards to obtain】

[Blue pill]
[Blue pill]
[Blue pill]
[Strong Will Chewing Gum] Red Arrow 5 Pieces Light Type
……

"The blue pill?"

Gao Yi frowned, unable to figure out what it was, so he clicked to view the specific information.

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Blue Pill (Prop)
＊Eat it, you can slap the opposite side across the screen

Description: The red pill can go back in time, the green pill can have endless wealth, the yellow pill can destroy the world, and the blue pill can slap the idiot across the screen. Which one do you choose?
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Three blue pills appear on the desk.

Gao Yi picked up a grain, put it in front of his eyes and looked at it carefully.

It looks no different from normal capsule pills, but no one would have guessed that there is miraculous power hidden under the ordinary appearance of this little thing.

"See who we can try on."

Gao Yi excitedly turned on the computer and began to search for the target.

Now he is depressed to death by the system, and he is looking for someone who doesn't have a good eye to vent his anger on.

But after searching around, Gao Yi really couldn't find any good targets.The penguins were quiet, and the atmosphere in the live broadcast room was good. Even the netizens on Qiandu Tieba were of good quality and treated everyone kindly.

Gao Yi thought for a while, but put the pills aside first, remembering the promotion coupon he got before, so he entered the 【Creative Workshop】 again.

"System, let me use it."

Gao Yi selected [Little Dreamland Monster], with an unfriendly expression on his face: "I order you to succeed."

Confirm use.

failure.

Gao Yi's expression remained unchanged: "System, come out and say something."

【what? 】

Gao Yi picked up the blue pill on the side and swallowed it in one gulp: "It's nothing, I just want to hit you!"

After speaking, he slapped in the air.

boom!
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　　It will be on the shelves soon, in the process of stockpiling

　　
　
(End of this chapter)