Dragon Ball: What It's Like to Be a Kakarot

Chapter 1 Saiyan Kakarot

Invade the planet...kill everyone...

grandfather……

I am Sun Wukong from Earth... No, I am a time traveler... I have the mission to kill all creatures on this planet...

My mind was in a mess, and "Monkey King" didn't know who he was for a while.

The tail flicked wildly.

"Monkey King" eyes focused on his own brown tail.

"Is it normal for people on Earth to have tails?"

"Monkey King" was a little dazed.

"It's broken, I'm definitely not from Earth!"

"Monkey King" recalled the common sense in his mind.

But one of the common senses in his mind told him that it is normal for him to have a tail as a Saiyan.

Wait...a Saiyan?

"Damn it, Dragon Ball!"

"Monkey King" finally figured out who he is.

"Dragon Ball Earth, I crossed over to become Monkey King, actually an alien Saiyan Kakarot?"

Kakarot felt that he was numb, it was good to time travel, and it was good to time travel to become the protagonist.

But this is Dragon Ball, the earth is waiting for the protagonist to save it.

"It seems that because of the time travel, the amnesia has also recovered..."

Kakarot twisted his neck and let out a wicked smile.

Sun Wukong, the protagonist of Dragon Ball Earth, is a Saiyan himself. Influenced by the prenatal education of the Saiyan spaceship, he is the BOSS who wants to conquer Dragon Ball Earth.

It's just that he accidentally hit his head and lost his memory, so he became docile and became a protagonist.

But now Kakarot feels the extra knowledge of Saiyan prenatal education in his mind, and feels that his character seems to be much more impulsive.

The consciousness of the evil Saiyan, the pure Wukong, and the miscellaneous knowledge of the traverser are all mixed together.

For example, Kakarot is not interested in the name Sun Wukong, but still feels that the Saiyan name Kakarot is more comfortable.

"My body is really good!"

Kakarot felt the surging power inside his body, and with a light jump, he jumped six or seven meters, which was higher than the big tree beside him.

There is also an energy body that seems to be absent.

According to the knowledge in the Saiyan prenatal education, Kakarot gathered those energy bodies to form a blue light ball, and when he shot it out at will, it caused a big explosion.

"Kame Pai Qigong... No, it's just a simple energy bomb. In the original book, Monkey King just watched Guixianren's qigong cannon and simulated it himself. It wasn't taught by Guixianren himself at all."

"Then it looks like I'm a genius!"

Kakarot laughed.

The brown tail flicks back and forth.

Kakarot grabbed the tail and frowned, only feeling that his strength was constantly losing, and he let go hastily.

"This weakness is too great, it cannot be kept, it must be pulled out, it must be pulled out!"

Kakarot was about to try to pull out his own tail, but soon fell to the ground, feeling weak and dizzy.

"No, I can't pull it out myself, I have to cut it off with a knife!"

Kakarot ran to a side room, took the kitchen knife, and started gesticulating his butt.

After a while, Kakarot gave up.

"Just kidding, how could someone dare to cut off his own body organs, I'd better go to a big hospital and ask the doctor to cut them off for me."

After tossing for a while, Kakarot's stomach began to growl.

"I'm so hungry, it's time to go hunting... I should have gone fishing in the river. If it wasn't for the incident of crossing, I would have eaten grilled fish."

Kakarot touched his belly and pulled out the golden cudgel behind him - a red stick.

The early Dragon Ball has the style of Journey to the West, and this one is a pirated golden cudgel, which has the effect of stretching and shortening.

I don't know exactly how long Kakarot can stretch, but I think there are still hundreds of meters or thousands of meters.

Carrying the stick, Kakarot was going to go fishing in the river along the route he remembered, when he heard the sound of a car coming from far and near.

Kakarot has excellent eyesight, and saw a girl with aqua blue hair driving in the car.

It seems that the driving skills are not good, or the quality of the car is not good, so he panicked and guessed that the car was out of control.

That woman with aqua-blue hair is the one who started the whole Dragon Ball Destiny is a woman, the daughter of Dr. Brive, the chairman of Universal Capsule Company, a genius scientist with a very high IQ, who collects Dragon Balls for romantic love and has a relationship with Monkey King. Waiting for others to start a big adventure.

"Oh, the plot just started, right?"

Kakarot whistled and understood the situation.

Dragon Ball, good stuff!

Compared to a certain Holy Grail War, a broken cup that can never make a wish.

Dragon Ball is Niubi's wishing machine.

As long as it does not exceed the upper limit of the creator's power, Shenlong can satisfy it, and it will give you whatever you want, absolutely unambiguous!
The car hit Kakarot head-on, but Kakarot stretched out his hand and pressed forward, and then stopped the entire car in the high-speed collision, his body remained motionless, and the front of the car was flattened.

The girl in the car knocked her head on the glass, shedding traces of blood, looked at Xiao Wukong with eyes like a monster, and at the same time reached for the pistol at her waist for self-defense.

"Strange,, monster!"

Boulma raised his pistol and pointed it at Kakarot.

"Who are you talking about, my name is Kakarot!"

Kakarot tapped the scrapped car.

"Can talk? Human?!"

Boulma breathed a sigh of relief, and then got out of the wrecked car.

If you can speak, at least you can communicate.

The girl got out of the car, "My name is Boulma, and I'm looking for such beads, have you seen them?"

Bulma took out a dragon ball he had already collected and asked Kakarot.

"Yes, why should I give it to you?"

Kakarot looked up and down at the 16-year-old girl.

"I can buy it with money, I'm super rich."

Boomer said.

"Money is waste paper in front of me."

Monkey King used to hunt when he was hungry, drink water when he was thirsty, and sleep in place when he was sleepy, living a pure savage life.

Kakarot will naturally not continue to live this barbarian life now, but he also despises the so-called money.

He has too many ways to make money now.

Seeing that it can't be done with money, the girl is obviously a lot more entangled.

As the daughter of the richest man, if her ability to make money doesn't take effect, there will be no other way to take away other people's money.

As for violence, the girl hadn't thought about it.

Seduction, seduction... Boulma looked at the wild boy with a hedgehog head in front of him.

He showed a smile about to cast a conspiracy.

"If you give my sister a dragon ball, my sister will give you a good health!"

Bulma said so.

"Good health?" Kakarot tilted his head and looked at the girl.

Then Kakarot pointed at Bulma with his stick.

"You are now captured by me!"

As a time traveler, Kakarot certainly knows how useful this young girl is.

Not to mention the inexhaustible money, she also has astonishing scientific talents, and can be said to be the strongest girl in the universe.

The only downside is... Love Brain looks stupid.

(End of this chapter)