I went to a fake college
Chapter 1 I went to a fake college
Chapter 1 I went to a fake school
Lin Xiao looked at the big iron rings on the side, and only then did he know that these iron rings originally played this role.
"Wow, a Hercules? This strength, tsk tsk tsk... I'm afraid ordinary people can't match it."
"Isn't it? The difficulty factor is [-], who can stand it, two hoops are enough for most people."
Soon, the instructor put three thick iron rings on Pei Luo's waist. Judging from the appearance, the iron rings weighed hundreds of catties.
"ready, go!"
Scratching, I saw Pei Luo's body shaking up and down desperately, the speed could hardly be counted with his mouth.
"Stop!" Instructor Frank said, "That's right, there are 22 in total, multiplied by a factor of 66, the result is [-]."
"What! One-handed pull-ups, 22 in ten seconds, and three hoops." Lin Xiao muttered.
Instructor Frank's hearing is very good. He looked at Lin Xiao and said, "I heard from my classmates that you have been pretending to be a boss. You should also test the pull-ups."
Lin Xiao had no choice but to go to the front of the horizontal bar and hold the horizontal bar with one hand, but the instructor seemed to be waiting for him to speak.
The instructor waited for a long time, and asked suspiciously: "Why, don't you add an iron ring?"
Lin Xiao looked at the thick iron ring next to him, swallowed, then shook his head.
The instructor said: "The best solution is to add two hoops, so that the strength and speed can reach the optimal solution. If you don't add hoops, the difficulty coefficient is 130, which means you have to do [-] two in ten seconds. One, you can catch up with the grades of that classmate just now, have you thought about it?"
Lin Xiao was dumbfounded when he heard this, and did 130 two in ten seconds, or one-handed pull-ups?Isn't this a fantasy?Even if you give yourself ten seconds to press the mouse and keyboard to release skills, it is impossible to press 130 two times.
"Instructor, hurry up and order, I can hardly hold on anymore, if you keep talking, I'm afraid I won't be able to do any of them." Lin Xiao said with difficulty, holding the horizontal bar with one hand.
The instructor looked at Lin Xiao suspiciously, and then began to order: "Get ready...start!"
With an order, Lin Xiao worked hard, his face flushed, and not only that, but his feet kicked and kicked like a turtle.
This is not surprising, the current students all grew up next to the computer, and their physical fitness is relatively poor, while Lin Xiao's physical condition is not bad in that world. But it was very difficult.
Ten seconds passed quickly, and Lin Xiao's score came out, less than two, because when doing the second pull-up, the hands were not fully closed, and the chin did not reach the top of the horizontal bar, and then multiplied by the difficulty coefficient of zero At five o'clock, Lin Xiao's score was less than one, and Frank's instructor directly gave him a "duck egg".
"Ahaha, I laughed so hard, this guy is so funny."
"Yeah, yeah, it's still acting like this, and it's still kicking and kicking."
"I dare say this is the best comedian I have ever seen." Some female students and some male students in the class laughed.
All the students in the class like to read jokes, especially Lin Xiao's jokes, because since the moment he stepped into the classroom, he has been given a different aura.
Lin Xiao has become a crane tail that no one in the class can surpass, and most people can't imitate it.
After seeing this scene, Angelina covered her cherry mouth and giggled.
"Hmph, bedbug!" Catherine cursed, feeling disgusted at the thought of how this guy dared to blow her a kiss.
After Lin Xiao got off the horizontal bar, Instructor Frank stared at him for ten seconds, and said, "Are you a funny guy invited by God?"
"No, Frank, I've tried my best!"
"Please, when you call my name, bring the word instructor."
"Yes, Instructor Frank, I really, really worked hard just now, I can only do two, which is too difficult for me, and this is not my specialty." Lin Xiao explained.
Lin Xiao was at a loss at first, not knowing how to explain it.
The instructor stared at him blankly, and asked, "Then what is your specialty? Teleportation? Forbidden magic? Or summoning wind and rain?"
Lin Xiao was a little speechless, he swallowed, and explained: "If I say that I am not from this time and space, would you believe me?"
"Ahaha, I'm dying of laughter!" The students below burst out laughing again.
But only two female students did not laugh, one was Katrin, and Katrin said: "Huh! Childish, disgusting!"
There was another classmate who took it seriously, and that was Angelina. She thought silently: Isn't he really from the Azure Continent?
"Okay, this joke is not funny at all, let's see how long you can pretend." Instructor Frank continued to do the test.
Lin Xiao looked a little frustrated, then walked aside, looked up at the sky, but not long after, a faint smell of perfume wafted from nearby.
Lin Xiao was somewhat familiar with the smell of this perfume. He turned his head and saw Angelina walking over.
Angelina smiled at him, and said, "You were just pretending again, right?"
Lin Xiao said seriously: "No, I didn't pretend, I did my best." Lin Xiao asked, "Have you finished the test yet?"
"Ok?"
"What's your grade?"
"The overall score is 150."
Lin Xiao's jaw almost dropped when he heard that, ten seconds, 150, an average of fifteen per second, this is too perverted. "how did you do it?"
"This simple test is very simple for me. I am a magician. Although I am not as powerful as a warrior, I can use auxiliary skills to make myself faster."
"Magician? Warrior?" Lin Xiao murmured.
[It turns out that I traveled to another world, where there are magicians and warriors.It's over, I'm an ordinary person, and I don't have a novice gift package when I come here.This is tantamount to throwing a broiler chicken on the African savannah!God, you are so cruel! 】
Lin Xiao immediately remembered that on the way to the academy, he encountered a thunderstorm and after he was struck by lightning, he faintly felt that some changes had taken place in the world.
I vaguely remember the fantastic scene in the forest after the rain had passed and the sky cleared: Qionghuayaocao, rare and exotic fruits, golden streamer.All kinds of flowers exude a fragrant and fragrant breath, which makes people feel refreshed; there are also shining wild fruits; mushrooms the size of umbrellas, and the melodious birdsong.
The air, sunlight, and forest are very different from before.
"Did it really start traveling from that time?" Lin Xiao said in his mouth.
"Ah? What time travel? What are you talking about?" Angelina asked.
"Oh, no, I'm talking nonsense."
"By the way, you just said that you are not from this time and space, so which time and space are you from?"
Lin Xiao replied: "I was born in China, a post-zero zero."
"Huaxia? I haven't heard of it, is it? Huh?" Angelina was very puzzled, but she didn't continue.
"May I ask where this is and what time it is."
"This is the Azure Empire, and the time is 1 years in the Azure Calendar, don't you know?"
Lin Xiao silently read: Azure Empire, Azure Calendar 1 years?
Lin Xiao didn't know where it was or what year it was, but he was sure of one thing, that is, he should be on Earth, but the time was not right.
A group of students in the class began to gossip not far away, Lin Xiao didn't care, he was already thick-skinned.
"I have a question I want to ask you."
Angelina blinked her eyes: "You said"
"Why are the male students in this class afraid of the female students, and why are the female students stronger than the male students?"
Angelina chuckled and said, "It seems that you are really not from this world, I won't tell you." Angelina said and ran away with small steps.
(End of this chapter)
Lin Xiao looked at the big iron rings on the side, and only then did he know that these iron rings originally played this role.
"Wow, a Hercules? This strength, tsk tsk tsk... I'm afraid ordinary people can't match it."
"Isn't it? The difficulty factor is [-], who can stand it, two hoops are enough for most people."
Soon, the instructor put three thick iron rings on Pei Luo's waist. Judging from the appearance, the iron rings weighed hundreds of catties.
"ready, go!"
Scratching, I saw Pei Luo's body shaking up and down desperately, the speed could hardly be counted with his mouth.
"Stop!" Instructor Frank said, "That's right, there are 22 in total, multiplied by a factor of 66, the result is [-]."
"What! One-handed pull-ups, 22 in ten seconds, and three hoops." Lin Xiao muttered.
Instructor Frank's hearing is very good. He looked at Lin Xiao and said, "I heard from my classmates that you have been pretending to be a boss. You should also test the pull-ups."
Lin Xiao had no choice but to go to the front of the horizontal bar and hold the horizontal bar with one hand, but the instructor seemed to be waiting for him to speak.
The instructor waited for a long time, and asked suspiciously: "Why, don't you add an iron ring?"
Lin Xiao looked at the thick iron ring next to him, swallowed, then shook his head.
The instructor said: "The best solution is to add two hoops, so that the strength and speed can reach the optimal solution. If you don't add hoops, the difficulty coefficient is 130, which means you have to do [-] two in ten seconds. One, you can catch up with the grades of that classmate just now, have you thought about it?"
Lin Xiao was dumbfounded when he heard this, and did 130 two in ten seconds, or one-handed pull-ups?Isn't this a fantasy?Even if you give yourself ten seconds to press the mouse and keyboard to release skills, it is impossible to press 130 two times.
"Instructor, hurry up and order, I can hardly hold on anymore, if you keep talking, I'm afraid I won't be able to do any of them." Lin Xiao said with difficulty, holding the horizontal bar with one hand.
The instructor looked at Lin Xiao suspiciously, and then began to order: "Get ready...start!"
With an order, Lin Xiao worked hard, his face flushed, and not only that, but his feet kicked and kicked like a turtle.
This is not surprising, the current students all grew up next to the computer, and their physical fitness is relatively poor, while Lin Xiao's physical condition is not bad in that world. But it was very difficult.
Ten seconds passed quickly, and Lin Xiao's score came out, less than two, because when doing the second pull-up, the hands were not fully closed, and the chin did not reach the top of the horizontal bar, and then multiplied by the difficulty coefficient of zero At five o'clock, Lin Xiao's score was less than one, and Frank's instructor directly gave him a "duck egg".
"Ahaha, I laughed so hard, this guy is so funny."
"Yeah, yeah, it's still acting like this, and it's still kicking and kicking."
"I dare say this is the best comedian I have ever seen." Some female students and some male students in the class laughed.
All the students in the class like to read jokes, especially Lin Xiao's jokes, because since the moment he stepped into the classroom, he has been given a different aura.
Lin Xiao has become a crane tail that no one in the class can surpass, and most people can't imitate it.
After seeing this scene, Angelina covered her cherry mouth and giggled.
"Hmph, bedbug!" Catherine cursed, feeling disgusted at the thought of how this guy dared to blow her a kiss.
After Lin Xiao got off the horizontal bar, Instructor Frank stared at him for ten seconds, and said, "Are you a funny guy invited by God?"
"No, Frank, I've tried my best!"
"Please, when you call my name, bring the word instructor."
"Yes, Instructor Frank, I really, really worked hard just now, I can only do two, which is too difficult for me, and this is not my specialty." Lin Xiao explained.
Lin Xiao was at a loss at first, not knowing how to explain it.
The instructor stared at him blankly, and asked, "Then what is your specialty? Teleportation? Forbidden magic? Or summoning wind and rain?"
Lin Xiao was a little speechless, he swallowed, and explained: "If I say that I am not from this time and space, would you believe me?"
"Ahaha, I'm dying of laughter!" The students below burst out laughing again.
But only two female students did not laugh, one was Katrin, and Katrin said: "Huh! Childish, disgusting!"
There was another classmate who took it seriously, and that was Angelina. She thought silently: Isn't he really from the Azure Continent?
"Okay, this joke is not funny at all, let's see how long you can pretend." Instructor Frank continued to do the test.
Lin Xiao looked a little frustrated, then walked aside, looked up at the sky, but not long after, a faint smell of perfume wafted from nearby.
Lin Xiao was somewhat familiar with the smell of this perfume. He turned his head and saw Angelina walking over.
Angelina smiled at him, and said, "You were just pretending again, right?"
Lin Xiao said seriously: "No, I didn't pretend, I did my best." Lin Xiao asked, "Have you finished the test yet?"
"Ok?"
"What's your grade?"
"The overall score is 150."
Lin Xiao's jaw almost dropped when he heard that, ten seconds, 150, an average of fifteen per second, this is too perverted. "how did you do it?"
"This simple test is very simple for me. I am a magician. Although I am not as powerful as a warrior, I can use auxiliary skills to make myself faster."
"Magician? Warrior?" Lin Xiao murmured.
[It turns out that I traveled to another world, where there are magicians and warriors.It's over, I'm an ordinary person, and I don't have a novice gift package when I come here.This is tantamount to throwing a broiler chicken on the African savannah!God, you are so cruel! 】
Lin Xiao immediately remembered that on the way to the academy, he encountered a thunderstorm and after he was struck by lightning, he faintly felt that some changes had taken place in the world.
I vaguely remember the fantastic scene in the forest after the rain had passed and the sky cleared: Qionghuayaocao, rare and exotic fruits, golden streamer.All kinds of flowers exude a fragrant and fragrant breath, which makes people feel refreshed; there are also shining wild fruits; mushrooms the size of umbrellas, and the melodious birdsong.
The air, sunlight, and forest are very different from before.
"Did it really start traveling from that time?" Lin Xiao said in his mouth.
"Ah? What time travel? What are you talking about?" Angelina asked.
"Oh, no, I'm talking nonsense."
"By the way, you just said that you are not from this time and space, so which time and space are you from?"
Lin Xiao replied: "I was born in China, a post-zero zero."
"Huaxia? I haven't heard of it, is it? Huh?" Angelina was very puzzled, but she didn't continue.
"May I ask where this is and what time it is."
"This is the Azure Empire, and the time is 1 years in the Azure Calendar, don't you know?"
Lin Xiao silently read: Azure Empire, Azure Calendar 1 years?
Lin Xiao didn't know where it was or what year it was, but he was sure of one thing, that is, he should be on Earth, but the time was not right.
A group of students in the class began to gossip not far away, Lin Xiao didn't care, he was already thick-skinned.
"I have a question I want to ask you."
Angelina blinked her eyes: "You said"
"Why are the male students in this class afraid of the female students, and why are the female students stronger than the male students?"
Angelina chuckled and said, "It seems that you are really not from this world, I won't tell you." Angelina said and ran away with small steps.
(End of this chapter)
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