I went to a fake college

Chapter 108

Seen by so many gaudy female soldiers, Lin Xiao almost couldn't hold back.

Lin Xiao tried his best to suppress the evil fire in his body, and then said to Captain Bennett: "Bennett, Captain, your soap has fallen."

Captain Bennett realized this, and immediately lowered his head to pick up the soap on the ground.

"Everyone, I'm so sorry. I haven't been here for a long time. I went to the wrong bathroom. Now I'm done washing. Goodbye everyone!" After Lin Xiao finished speaking, he walked out of the "private room". own waist.

But those female soldiers kept their original postures one by one, some were taking a bath, some were rubbing their backs, and some were wiping their bodies
Absolute silence, as if time had frozen at this moment.

Lin Xiao tried his best to pretend to turn a blind eye, and swaggered out of the bathhouse from under the eyes of everyone!

[As long as you have a thick skin, others will be ashamed! 】Lin Xiao comforted himself in this way, but those female soldiers seemed to have thicker skins than himself, they didn't feel awkward at all, instead they stared at Lin Xiao intently.

Just as Lin Xiao walked a few steps, Captain Bennett behind him suddenly said, "Sir, wait a minute."

As soon as Lin Xiao turned his head, he almost couldn't hold it anymore, he pretended to be calm and said, "What's the matter?"

Captain Bennett's face immediately showed a smile, she raised the soap in her hand, then waved her hand and said: "I was rude just now, I didn't know you were in there, sir, why don't I give you a bath, how about it?" Sample?"

Lin Xiao was so frightened that he almost shook off the towel around his waist, and immediately said, "No, I've already finished washing."

After finishing speaking, Lin Xiao didn't look back, and walked to the cabinet at the entrance of the bathroom. He took the clothes, put them on immediately, and left here quickly.

Not long after, calm returned in the women's bathhouse.

【He was so frightened that he even called me Captain Bennett. Hehe, why is this new officer so shy? It must be because he was so frightened to speak incoherently in the face of so many female soldiers taking a bath.Forget it, don't think about it, go take a shower, and hope he doesn't hold grudges. ] Captain Bennett thought of this, looked at the broken door, smiled and shook his head.

"Who was that man just now? He looks very handsome."

"He seems to be a new recruit."

"What kind of recruits, you didn't hear just now, Captain Bennett called him sir."

"But why did that man call Bennett the captain?"

"Let me tell you, the man just now is the newly appointed deputy commander."

Some female soldiers talked a lot.

"Wow, I saw it, I saw it, we all saw it, so he is the new deputy commander! So cool!"

"That's right, that's right, and look at his cold eyes, under the watchful eyes of everyone, he's still so calm, those staring eyes seem to be fearless of everything."

"Do you know? A man who can walk out calmly in this environment is definitely not an ordinary man! There are only two types of such men."

"Which two kinds?"

"The first type is the strong one. His realm has reached a very high level, and he regards everything as nothing."

"What about the second one?"

"The second type is super abnormal. He has seen such scenes many times, but the possibility of this is very small. Even in the imperial capital, it is absolutely impossible for such a grand scene to occur."

"So, he is a strong man?"

"Yes! Strong!"

Some female soldiers in the bathhouse were discussing.

But Lin Xiao returned to his residence in shock, tossed and turned on the bed, and began to feel a little upset.

[It's so embarrassing, it was so embarrassing just now!Fortunately, I didn't lose my composure. If this matter gets out and everyone finds out, where will I put my face? 】

[It doesn't matter, who told the bathroom to have no signboard!I will use this as an excuse in the future. 】

clang clang clang.
As the bell rang, Lin Xiao knew that it was already eight o'clock in the evening, and it was time for dinner.

Lin Xiao's stomach was growling with hunger, so he got up immediately and went to the cafeteria.

People are like iron, and food is like steel. If you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry.No matter how big things happen, Lin Xiao will not be troubled by eating and sleeping, he is a relatively free and easy person.

When Lin Xiao came to the cafeteria, he was taken to a private room by the cafeteria staff, and it turned out that his dinner had already been arranged.

Lin Xiao walked in and saw that the private room was full of people.

When everyone saw him coming, they all stood up and saluted.

Lin Xiao looked at their epaulettes and found that they were at least above the captain level.

"Lonely Seeking Defeat, sir, welcome to here."

Lin Xiao clicked and walked in, then walked to the middle seat and sat down.

"Sir, everyone is waiting for you to come and eat." A sweet voice sounded in Lin Xiao's ear, Lin Xiao turned his head and found that it was the female captain named Bennett.

Lin Xiao felt a little embarrassed looking at Captain Bennett. Although Bennett was wearing standard clothes now, the scene two hours ago was still fresh in his memory.

Seeing that the officer was in a daze, Captain Bennett said again: "Sir, can we eat?"

"Oh, let's eat"

Lin Xiao also saw Slade, and said, "Slade, don't wait any longer, do you still have to wait for me?"

Bennett explained: "Everyone knows that you are here for the first time today, so everyone is waiting for you."

"Oh, you don't have to be polite. From now on, you can eat by yourself without waiting for me." After Lin Xiao finished speaking, he sat down and began to eat without any politeness.

The dinner was pretty good, with four dishes and one soup. For the people in the military camp, it was quite rich. Everyone seemed to have a lot of appetite, and they all ate deliciously.

But these dishes, for Lin Xiao from another world, are simply too unpalatable. The dishes here are all boiled with water, and then put some salt and pepper, which has no taste.

Lin Xiao ate a few mouthfuls, barely filling his stomach, and there was still a lot of food left in the bowl.

Seeing this, Bennett said politely: "Sir, do you have a bad appetite? Why don't you eat?"

Lin Xiao said: "It's not that I have a bad appetite, it's that the taste of these dishes is too bad."

"Bad taste? Sir, dinner is the best and most sumptuous in the barracks, and meat is only eaten for dinner."

Lin Xiao was a little puzzled, and said, "Why is meat only eaten at night?"

Slade explained, "Captain, the empire has been overwhelmed recently, and the front is tight, so there is a lack of supplies."

Lin Xiao nodded, "What? But, I saw a wetland in front of Reina Town, where there are many prawns, fish and crabs, and there are no wars in it, why not fish some to eat? "

Slade was puzzled when he heard this: "Sir, the fish, shrimp and crab are very fishy, ​​and they are not as tasty as these meats."

"Food? That's because the chefs here don't know how to cook it. If I cook it, everyone will rush to eat it."

At this time, several female captains looked at Lin Xiao curiously.

Women are foodies, no matter which world they are in.

When the few of them heard this, they immediately cheered up and said, "Sir, cooking is very difficult, especially for a strong person like you, there are almost no one who can cook."

Lin Xiao looked at Bennett and the female captains next to him, and said brazenly, "Actually, I want to tell everyone that I am not a strong person, but cooking is too easy for me."

Bennett smiled and said nothing.

Lin Xiao immediately changed the topic and asked, "By the way, where did that Chief Geers go? Didn't he come to eat?"

"Oh, the dinner for Chief Geers will be specially arranged. He seldom comes to the cafeteria to eat at night."

Lin Xiao ordered, and then said to everyone: "Well, tomorrow, I will get you something delicious."

"Okay, it's a blessing to be able to eat the meal cooked by the officer." Bennett laughed.

"Haha, that is, that is." Several people at the table laughed.

Lin Xiao said: [Well, after I came to this town, I found some problems. 】

[Firstly, the food here is not good, and the meal is served at [-] o'clock in the evening. There is no reason to take a bath first and then eat, this has to be changed];
[Secondly, everyone is a little loose at ordinary times, especially when they are resting, everyone plays their own ways.

So in order to strengthen the army building and enhance everyone's cohesion, I decided to bring some good entertainment activities to the army, such as singing, so that everyone can learn together. 】

Having said that, Lin Xiao looked at Slade, "Slade, I'm going to reform the army, you are ready."

Slade is Lin Xiao's assistant, so if Lin Xiao needs anything, he will ask him to help.

Slade nodded and asked, "Okay, sir, if there is anything I need to do, you just order it."

"Well, tomorrow morning, you call all the platoon commanders, battalion commanders, and of course the art soldiers."

Slade was a little bored, and asked: "Sir, what is a platoon leader, and a battalion commander, what do you mean by art soldiers?"

Lin Xiao patted his head when he heard the words, and then realized that he had said the wrong thing, and then continued: "Oh, call all the captains. At that time, we will build a literary army in our team. These people No need to go to war."

"Art soldiers? If they don't fight, what are they doing?" Everyone was puzzled, and they had never heard of the term "art soldiers".

"They just need to sing and dance on festive days, and sometimes they are needed for speeches or publicity."

"Oh!"

Everyone nodded.

"Okay, everyone, it's getting late, everyone, go back and rest early." Before leaving, Lin Xiao added, "Slade, come to my residence later, I need to send a letter."

"Okay, sir."

The letter Lin Xiao mentioned was to Jarrod, and the general content was to send someone over there to send some thirteen spice powder, and if possible, send the chef from the Linjia Hotel.

Because he was going to stay here for a while, Lin Xiao didn't want to eat badly every day, so he had to teach the people in the cafeteria that the food in the future would not be so hard to eat.

When the time came the next morning, Slade had assembled the captains of the 36 teams, and the assembly location was in the open space in front of Lin Xiao's combat command room.

At this time, the 36 captains had already stood squarely, waiting for Lin Xiao's inspection.

Lin Xiao walked out of his combat command room, and then walked towards Fangzheng not far away.

"The chief is out, everyone stand up." Slade whispered to everyone.

Seeing Lin Xiao approaching, Slade greeted him, and then said with a smile, "Sir Lonely Seeking Defeat, everyone is here."

Lin Xiao nodded, then turned his head to look at Fang Zheng, and said loudly: "Look at what you all look like now, you are still the captain of the team, you can stand sideways no matter how you stand in the team, and you male captains, yes Who told you to grow such long beards? Do you want to go to the battlefield with beards and play with them when you are bored?"

As soon as these words came out, the male captains in the team were a little speechless.

"Hahaha." Some female captains in the team began to laugh softly.

"And you female captains, what are you laughing at? Look at all of you, all of you are disheveled, your hair is not tied up, there are a few wearing high heels, and some wearing shorts! Mine is stronger? I can wear slippers and civilian clothes to the battlefield, but you can’t. Today is training, and according to military regulations, you have to wear standard clothes, understand?”

Lin Xiao thinks it is better to be more serious with everyone when the new official takes office.

Slade looked a little embarrassed at the side, and he immediately whispered to the officer: "Sir, they thought they were here to learn singing today, so they were not very prepared."

Lin Xiao nodded when he heard the words, and then said: "After I learned about the situation of the army yesterday, I stayed up all night thinking about how to strengthen the army. I think there are two things that our army lacks the most. Team awareness, second, the lack of recreational activities. For this reason, I thought of a folk song from my hometown, and I will teach it to you now. I hope you can learn it early, and then teach the soldiers. In addition, if you are in the team, you will find someone with good musical talent Members, please choose them, I am going to build a phalanx of art soldiers, understand?"

"Understood!" Everyone shouted in unison.

"Well, yes, the voice is very loud. Now I will teach you to sing this ballad. Its name is 'Unity is Strength'"

When everyone heard the words, they began to mutter in the background, maybe they didn't understand the meaning of this sentence.

At this time, a female captain raised her hand to say something, and Lin Xiao asked her to speak. The female captain asked, "Excuse me, sir, how do you understand this sentence, why do you say that unity is strength."

"The meaning of this sentence is that unity can produce strength." Lin Xiao explained.

"What, unity can produce strength, so can it produce magic?"

"Yeah, sir, is Unity so magical?"

The captains of several teams asked questions one after another.

Lin Xiao was a little speechless when he heard the words, because of cultural differences, such things never happen.

"Don't think too much about it. The meaning of this sentence is very simple. Let me give you an example. For example, a big rock weighing ten thousand catties cannot be lifted by one person, but five or ten people can lift it." Raised it. That is to say, as long as everyone unites as one to do one thing, its strength will become stronger!"

When everyone heard the words, they nodded one after another. After saying this, everyone understood.

"I'll sing it first, everyone is serious, as much as you can remember, I will teach you carefully later." After Lin Xiao finished speaking, he began to sing the song "Unity is Strength".

However, some lyrics have been revised, and some names that should not appear have also been changed.

After Lin Xiao sang the song, everyone applauded.

"Sir, it's so nice. The song is sonorous and powerful. After listening to it, I was full of passion." A male captain praised.

"Yes, sir, I have never heard such a beautiful song. After listening to this song, it seems that I have come to the battlefield, and then I and my comrades are not afraid of life and death, and frantically fight against the enemy on the battlefield."

Some captains praised one after another, and some captains raised their own doubts, "Sir, there is a sentence in the lyrics, 'Fire at the Imperial Alliance and let all undemocratic systems die.' I don't understand the meaning of this sentence." mean."

Lin Xiao explained: "The meaning of this sentence is actually very easy to understand. It means that the Imperial Alliance is oppressing us now, and they will come up with some unequal treaties for us to sign. As for us, if we want to defeat the Imperial Alliance, let these Unequal treaties become a piece of paper, and those constraints are reduced to nothing."

"Oh, sir, I see what you mean. That's a very good sentence, and it's very inspiring."

Seeing that everyone was very interested, Lin Xiao felt a lot more at ease. He was worried that it would be difficult for everyone to learn.

As long as the interest comes, you can learn things quickly.

Sure enough, Lin Xiao only taught it a few times, and most of the people had already learned it, and their expressions looked very relaxed and cheerful.

"Let's do it again together, unity is strength, get ready to sing!" Lin Xiao said.

"Unity is strength, this strength is iron, and this strength is steel..."

Just as everyone sang this song with a loud voice, the commander of Reina Town, Geers, walked over from a short distance. He looked at everyone with a frown, and then walked up to Lin Xiao, and asked: "What are they doing, shouting here early in the morning?"

Lin Xiao could see dissatisfaction with himself from Chief Geers' expression.

Lin Xiao said with a smile: "Mr. Geers, it's like this. I saw that the style building in the team was not tight enough, so I gathered the captains of each team and taught them to sing military songs to improve everyone's cohesion. .”

"What? Military song? Cohesion?" Geers' expression was full of doubts, and he sneered, "What military song?"

"Oh, a simple ballad, the lyrics are more simple and rigorous."

"Hehe, this is the first time I've heard that singing can enhance cohesion." After Geers finished speaking, he ordered everyone: "Stop for me."

We only sang halfway and stopped.

Because here, Chief Geers is the chief commander here, commonly known as "top leader".

At this time, Geers pointed at Lin Xiao's nose and said solemnly: "I'll tell you again, if you want to mobilize everyone in the future, you must obtain my consent, understand?"

Obviously, this Chief Geers wanted to kill Lin Xiao's spirit in front of everyone.

(End of this chapter)