I went to a fake college

Chapter 118 I'm in charge here
Lin Xiao thought for a while and said, "How about singing Eighteen Touches?"

"What, Shibamo?" Catherine felt that it was not serious when she heard this name, so she said, "Then let's sing about conquering."

"Well, that's good." Lin Xiao showed a satisfied smile on the corner of his mouth, moistened his throat, and began to teach.

After trying a few times, Katrin finally couldn't bear it anymore and said, "Lin Xiao, please change another song, I can't sing."

"Then sing Eighteen Touches."

"Okay, you can sing a few lines to listen to it." Catherine said.

Lin Xiao hummed a few words, but Katrin couldn't stand it anymore, so she said, "Then let's sing 'Conquer'."

About half an hour passed.

When the instructor Camus from the teaching office passed by here, he heard the beautiful and moving voice: I was conquered by you like this,

All escape routes were cut off.
Camus was very puzzled, so he hid under a big tree and peeked over. He saw two sisters, Katrin and Cattelan, with their legs together, sitting on the grass of the track and field, singing in their mouths.

[What's going on, Lin Xiao bullied two classmates?can't you?Isn't he weak? 】 Camus is a little confused.

"Well, I finally learned it. Let's do it one last time, with a louder voice." Lin Xiao said.

Then Katrin and Cattelan, fighting back their shame, sang it again.

"Okay, let's make it through, Katrin, we're classmates, we're destined to meet each other, don't kill people easily in the future."

The faces of Katrin and Cattelan were as red as apples.

"Lin Xiao, I understand. It was my fault that I didn't like you before. I hope you can understand that in this world where the strong is king, women hate the weak." Katrin said.

"Brother Lin, my sister bullied you in the girls' dormitory that day, and it was my fault. Speaking of which, I also want to thank you. Fortunately, you told me the acupuncture point 'Zusanli', which cured my insomnia. Thank you Lin Brother, show mercy."

Lin Xiao nodded, feeling very relieved: "Well, it's okay, you are all fine, and you are still training hard at such a late hour, we will be friends from now on."

Camus was in a daze, and when he saw Lin Xiao approaching, he left secretly.

The next morning, when Lin Xiao came to the small town of Reina, Chief Geers had just woken up.

As soon as Gers came out of his residence, he stretched and saw Lin Xiao.

The current Lin Xiao is no longer the former Lin Xiao, and he is no longer an intern.

Geers has a bad impression of Lin Xiao, knowing that this guy often does not obey discipline, and he lied to himself before, calling him lonely and seeking defeat.

Thinking of this, Gers walked over and said seriously: "Lin Xiao, what are you doing wandering around early in the morning? Why are you wandering around to my place? Instead of exercising in the morning, you still run around?"

Lin Xiao smiled at Gers, and was about to say something, but was interrupted by Gers.

Gers saw a special badge on Lin Xiao's right shoulder: "Lin Xiao, where did you get the badge on your body? You can wear a badge of this level. You can't play around with it. Wear it The imitation of high-level badges is a felony."

However, at this moment, a figure suddenly appeared in front of Geers, and it was Lin Xiao's assistant, Oakley.

Oakley, a ninth-level great magician, is the deputy commander of the eastern theater, stationed in the main city of [Bertelen].

Seeing this officer, Geers said respectfully, "Sir Oakley, why are you here?"

Oakley didn't seem to hear Geers' question, but bowed to Lin Xiao and said, "Sorry, sir, I'm late."

Gers looked very puzzled when he heard the words. He didn't seem to have reacted yet, and said in his mouth: "What? Chief, sir, Lin Xiao. Him?"

"Gers, what are you muttering here? You haven't met the officer yet. Officer Lin Xiao is now the chief commander of our eastern theater."

Before Geers could react, he said, "Lin Xiao, he...he's not an intern."

"It's not anymore. King Dilly personally appointed him as the chief commander of the eastern theater."

"Ah!" Hearing what Officer Oakley said, Gers immediately bowed his head and saluted, and then said politely: "Sir Lin Xiao, I'm sorry, I don't know the situation."

Lin Xiao just smiled lightly, and said: "Gers, I came here to look for you this time, and I also want to tell you that I am now the chief commander of the Eastern Theater Command, and King Dilly has entrusted me with important tasks. , and I also issued a military order that I must defeat the Rainforest Empire within one year and regain the lost land in the eastern region."

"What? One year? Isn't the time too short?"

Lin Xiao sarcastically said, "For you, it's too short. You live comfortably here. What time is it now, and you're still waiting for someone to bring you breakfast?"

Geers lowered his head and did not dare to lift his head, so he could only say, "Uh, Chief Lin Xiao, our mission is to garrison and ensure the security of the border. If we need to send troops to fight, I will also get up early."

At this time, a female soldier had already brought breakfast, but seeing this scene, the female soldier had to put the breakfast on the outside table and left.

Seeing this lazy Geers, Lin Xiao was a little upset, so he said, "Old rules, before eating, you must sing the military song of Reina Town."

"What, military song? What military song?"

"unity is strength."

It was only then that Gers thought of this song. He also heard this song often, so he would naturally sing a few lines.

Geers tried hard to remember and began to sing: Unity is strength, this strength is... oh, it is iron, this strength is. Not only did Geers not finish singing, but he also sang it wrong.

Oakley, who was on the side, couldn't help laughing secretly when he saw Gers' embarrassed look.

"Today's meal is free. When I learn to sing, I can eat when I hear it."

"Yes, sir, I understand!" Geers didn't dare to resist at all.

Lin Xiao saw that Gers was beginning to conquer him, so he stopped making things difficult, "Okay, everything is clear, I will stay in Reina Town for a while, what are you going to do?"

"Sir Lonely Seeking Defeat, the main city of Bertram has prepared a separate command room and lounge for you. The conditions over there are better, why don't you go there to rest, and the border town is more dangerous." Oakley said .

"No need, I can come up with an effective combat plan only at the place closest to the enemy." Lin Xiao said.

"Ok."

Just like that, Lin Xiao and Oakley left here.

Gers squeezed his sweat, and muttered in his mouth: Oh my God, who knew he would fly into the sky all of a sudden, and his official position is several levels higher than mine.

When Gers said this, he looked at the breakfast on the floor, shook his head, and said, "Well, since it's his rule, let's follow his rule. Learn that song first, or you won't even have dinner later." There's nothing to eat."

The small town of Reina is the starting point of Lin Xiao's military career.

Lin Xiao gradually got used to this place, and his relationship with everyone was handled very well, and he was also respected and loved by everyone.

In order not to affect the tacit understanding reached with everyone, Lin Xiao decided to hide his badge, and asked Chief Oakley, saying: "Oakley."

"Here, Chief Lin Xiao, do you have any orders?"

"It's like this. In order not to create a gap with everyone, I decided to hide my identity and get along with everyone with my previous identity as before. You will go down and tell Gers later, and tell me to seek defeat alone in the future. Listen do you understand?"

"But if that's the case, I'm afraid some non-commissioned officers won't respect you."

"It's okay, such people are a minority after all, and if this is the case, I can see who is not doing anything." Lin Xiao said.

"Okay, I'll go and do what you want."

"One more thing. I'm going to be stationed in the small town of Reina during this period of time. You go and help me collect some detailed information about the rainforest empire and a detailed topographic map of the eastern region. The more detailed the better."

"Okay, sir." After Oakley finished speaking, he left in a hurry.

After arranging this matter, Lin Xiao returned to the combat headquarters, ready to think about strategic deployment.

Now, the situation is urgent. Judging from the situation of the major theaters, the enemy facing the eastern theater is the weakest. If they cannot be wiped out in a short time, the situation will become more and more severe.

"Dear deputy commander, you are here."

A cordial greeting rang in Lin Xiao's ears.

Lin Xiao was thinking about the problem, when he turned his head, he saw a female captain, Bennett.

Lin Xiao smiled and said, "Bennett, why are you here?"

"I'm going to inspect the work you arranged, and I just passed by here."

Lin Xiao calmed down and asked, "The job I arranged? What kind of job?"

Bennett smiled and said, "Sir, I'm so busy, I didn't expect to forget all of this. Don't you remember? On the day you sang the military song, you told everyone that you should pay attention to the appearance of the army in the future, and the clothes must be neat and tidy. Pay attention to housekeeping, the quilt should be folded like dried tofu."

Lin Xiao nodded, only then remembered this matter.

"How about it, sir, are you free? Come with me."

Lin Xiao nodded and said, "Well, the style construction of the army should be the first priority, which reflects the execution ability of the army. It will play a very important role in the execution of tasks in the future. Let's go."

"Okay!" Bennett nodded happily.

In this way, Lin Xiao and Bennett first went to the female soldiers' dormitory.

"Bennett, will it be bad for me to go in this way? What if everyone is not dressed properly after entering? At this point, there should be no female soldiers still sleeping, right?"

"Sir, the situation you mentioned should not happen. What are you afraid of? The women's bathrooms are already in, and you dare not enter the women's dormitory."

Lin Xiao smiled wryly upon hearing this.

At this time, Bennett came to the first dormitory for female soldiers. Instead of knocking on the door, she pushed the door open.

one two three four.

The four female soldiers sat neatly on the table and read books.Now is the time to learn knowledge. When the four female soldiers saw the person coming, they immediately put down their books, stood up from their chairs, and saluted.

"Hello sir!"

Bennett nodded, "Well, yes, I called the deputy commander over today to check everyone's military appearance. Next, I will start to check your internal affairs. How are you doing?"

"Don't worry, obeying orders is a bounden duty." One of the female soldiers said with a smile on her face.

Bennett nodded and said, "Okay, I'll find out after checking." After Captain Bennett finished speaking, he led Lin Xiao into the bedroom of the female soldiers, and the four female soldiers followed.

"Yes, the quilt is well folded, and the cups and washbasins are neatly placed." Bennett nodded approvingly.

Lin Xiao looked at the tidy bedroom, nodded approvingly, and said, "Very good, this shows that your execution ability is very strong, um, wait a minute"

Speaking of this, Lin Xiao shrugged his nose and asked, "I seem to smell a smell of meat, what's going on?"

The four female soldiers all looked at Lin Xiao in embarrassment and did not speak.

At this time, Lin Xiao looked under the bed and found some gnawed bones, fruit peels, paper scraps, etc.

After Lin Xiao saw this, he raised his head, looked at the four female soldiers, and said, "What's going on here, please give me an explanation."

The four female soldiers looked at Lin Xiao embarrassedly, with complicated expressions, and did not speak.

Bennett was also a little embarrassed.

"When doing things, you can't do it superficially. You must do well in the visible and invisible places. These things are not done for me, but represent literacy. You must be a literacy person. Do you understand?" Lin Xiao said.

"Understood, sir!"

"Clean it up, you guys are doing pretty well."

Bennett was a little dissatisfied, "Sir, did you hear clearly?"

"Listen clearly!"

Lin Xiao nodded, "I think this job is meaningful, let's go, Bennett, let's go to other dormitories."

"Okay, sir."

Bennett took Lin Xiao to check the two dormitories one after another, and found that the situation was still very good.

But when they entered the fourth dormitory for female soldiers, they found that there were still people sleeping soundly.

After Bennett saw it, he was very angry. Without saying a word, he directly lifted the quilt covered by the female soldier!
As soon as the quilt was lifted, the female soldier was naked and had nothing on.

Lin Xiao was immediately embarrassed, but this was much better than entering the bathroom by mistake.

"What time is it, still sleeping!" Bennett said loudly.

"Ah! Captain. Chief. Sir!" The female soldier sat up and hugged her body quickly after realizing that something was wrong.

Lin Xiao moistened his throat, and said lightly: "I'll go outside first, and get dressed quickly." After speaking, Lin Xiao walked out of the female soldier's dormitory.

"Haha." The other three roommates in the dormitory snickered.

Not long after, the female soldier who slept late got dressed.

The internal affairs of this female soldier's dormitory are very bad, and the style is loose.

After more than an hour of inspection, Lin Xiao found that the execution ability of the female soldiers was not bad, except for a few special cases, the rest performed relatively well.

"Next, I'm going to the men's barracks to check, Bennett, you go and notify the other captains."

"Ok!"

Not long after, the captains of the eight male soldiers gathered in place, led by Lin Xiao, and began to check the internal work of the male soldiers.

At this time, a team leader named [Evans] boasted to Lin Xiao: "Sir, don't worry, the soldiers I lead are very strong in execution, and they have already learned to stack 'tofu cubes'. And it was folded very well, and besides that, the military song was sung very loudly."

Lin Xiao said: "Oh, is that so? If so, it means that your leadership is good."

"Of course you are."

"Evans, don't talk big in the front, it's a mule or a horse, just go and have a look." Another team leader said.

At this time, everyone had already walked to the front of the first male dormitory, and the soldiers in this dormitory were members of the Evans team.

Bang, the door was opened.

Immediately, there was a burst of alcohol smell mixed with a sour smell, followed by a burst of snoring. It turned out that the four soldiers drank too much last night and were still asleep this morning.

Many wine bottles were thrown on the floor and on the table in the dormitory, as well as some unfinished meat.

When Evans saw this scene, his face was ashen. He walked into the dormitory alone, looking at the four soldiers sleeping like pigs, he couldn't help being angry!
A magic element began to condense. Evans is a wood magician. It seems that he wants to cast magic and punish these sleeping soldiers.

Wood magic, full of thorns!
Suddenly, many spikes grew on the four beds!
Three of them woke up immediately, and one soldier still had his eyes closed, shouting, "Oh, my wife, spare me!"

It turned out that he had fallen into a deep sleep and was still dreaming!
"Captain Evans, why are you here, and other officers." One of the male soldiers asked with narrowed eyes.

"Don't embarrass me here, wake up everyone else, and give you 3 minutes to get dressed, clean up the housework, and go downstairs to wait for orders."

"Yes, sir!"

Lin Xiao shook his head, and then said, "Let's go, let's go to another dormitory."

The captains of the other teams, seeing Evans in such a mess, laughed one by one.

"Don't be too happy, maybe your situation is not much better." Lin Xiao said.

During the conversation, Lin Xiao led everyone to the second dormitory for male soldiers.

When I opened the door, I found that four people were gambling, and there were some coins on the table.

When the four found the person coming, they immediately put away the coins and said hello to the officer.

Lin Xiao was the first to walk in. He looked at the four of them and asked, "Is it fun?"

"Well, good." Before one of the soldiers finished speaking, he saw the captain of his team winking at him.

"Okay, when you gamble your life in the future, the four of you rush to the front row." Lin Xiao said.

All four are puzzled.

Lin Xiao didn't bother to explain, pointing to their quilts and said, "Is this the dried tofu you made?"

None of the four spoke.

"Who is the captain of this team!" Lin Xiao asked seriously.

"It's me, sir." The captain of one of the teams stood up and said, "My name is Juno."

"Look at what they stacked. Is this dried tofu? It's not even as good as puffed tofu. If tomorrow, I find out that this is the case, you will be punished. Do you understand?"

(End of this chapter)