I went to a fake college
Chapter 12 Touching Porcelain
Chapter 12 Touching Porcelain
Lin Xiao couldn't laugh or cry when he heard this, he thought that he was not greedy enough, why he only said ten or eight gold coins just now, he didn't expect that people in this world are so simple, and gold coins are so easy to cheat, if it wasn't for this pretty girl If you get it wrong, you will lose a few gold coins.
Fifteen gold coins!Converted into RMB, it should be tens of thousands.
"Okay, if I have any sequelae in the future, I won't come to you."
The pretty girl nodded and was about to take out the gold coins when she thought of something and asked, "By the way, I want to ask you for advice."
"You said."
"What was the name of that move you just made?"
Lin Xiao was puzzled and asked, "What trick? Did I use any skills just now?"
"You just fell to the ground, rolled forward, and then dodged this big rock. What was that move called?"
Only then did Lin Xiao understand what she was talking about. It seems that this pretty girl should feel that this move is very powerful, so she replied: "Oh, this move makes the lazy donkey roll. Do you want to learn it? Wait until my injury recovers." After you get it, I can teach you, the tuition fee is five gold coins, what do you think."
The pretty girl laughed loudly when she heard the words, and said, "No. I just want to say that I have never seen such a funny and embarrassing dodge move. to imitate."
Lin Xiao felt a little resentful when he heard this, but he didn't dare to say it out. For the sake of fifteen gold coins, he could only swallow his breath in the face of this pretty girl's sarcasm.
At this time, the pretty girl said: "Don't you know how to flash?"
"Flash? How to flash?"
"Do you want to learn, I can teach you, twenty gold coins, what do you think."
[If you want to earn my money, you think too much, I am a poor man, besides, how can I learn the magic of this world as an ordinary person. ] Out of face, Lin Xiao still said: "Okay, after I finish the inspection, I will definitely ask you to learn flash."
"Alright then." The pretty girl took out a handful of golden coins, and just as she was about to give them to Lin Xiao, a patrolling instructor from the Academic Affairs Office came over.
"Well, what's the matter with you?"
Seeing the patrolling instructor, the pretty girl immediately said: "Instructor, I accidentally hurt this classmate during magic training just now, and he said that I should pay fifteen gold coins and go to the hospital for CT, EKG, and NMR... By the way, what else."
"There is also MRI." Lin Xiao added, after answering this question, Lin Xiao found that the badge on the shoulder of the person next to him looked familiar.
【Oops!She is the instructor of the Academic Affairs Office, she is a big devil. ] Lin Xiao felt something was wrong.
"Um, yes, an MRI of the brain."
Hearing this, the instructor glared at Lin Xiao and asked, "What? CT, EKG, MRI? What are you talking about? Did your brain get smashed?"
"No, instructor. He was rolling around like a lazy donkey and avoided it. His leg seems to be injured." The pretty girl said.
"Lazy donkey rolling? What kind of move? I've never heard of it." The instructor of the Academic Affairs Office looked at Lin Xiao suspiciously, and began to suspect that Lin Xiao was deliberately finding fault, so he said to Lin Xiao: "Let me see you Where is it hurt?"
Lin Xiao saw a hint of threat from the instructor's eyes, and knew that something was wrong. If the other party found out that he was putting on a show, it might not end well.
Thinking of this, Lin Xiao once again used the skills of the film king. He immediately sat cross-legged on the ground, and then began to luck and heal his injuries in a decent manner.
After a while, Lin Xiao opened his eyes, then stood up, and said, "After some recuperation, my injury has healed, so I need to worry you a lot." After Lin Xiao finished speaking, he was about to turn around and leave.
"stop!"
"What's wrong? Instructor."
"You are a first-year freshman."
Lin Xiao nodded.
"The training place for first-year freshmen is in that direction. Don't go wrong. Also, is your injury healed?"
Lin Xiao looked at the direction of the instructor's finger, then nodded, and said, "I'm fine, I'm going to participate in physical training now, if I'm late, I'm afraid I will be punished."
The instructor and the pretty girl looked at Lin Xiao and watched him off.
"Don't be fooled by him in the future." After the instructor finished speaking, he also left.
The pretty girl didn't seem to understand what the instructor said, and she was still muttering: "It's strange, what kind of exercises that student used just now, it's really miraculous, it healed my leg all at once."
When Lin Xiao came to the training ground of Class [-], Grade [-], he saw that the students in the class were gaiting, and everyone wore different numbers of hoops on their waists, arms and legs.
"Hey, look, Lin Xiao is here, Lin Xiao is here."
"Yeah, the instructor will definitely question him later."
"Haha, Lin Xiao is finished now, and he will be late for the physical training class."
Seeing Lin Xiao coming, Instructor Frank sarcastically said, "Good morning, Lin Xiao, you are here."
Lin Xiao had already seen what the instructor was thinking, so he said, "Morning, instructor Frank, I didn't expect everyone to come earlier."
"You're late, you know that?"
Lin Xiao nodded, but did not speak.
"Why are you late?" Instructor Frank asked seriously.
"The student dormitory is too far from the track and field, so I was late."
"That's not a reason."
"I got up late, instructor."
"Then why are you up late?"
"No alarm clock, instructor."
"Alarm clock? Doesn't the college have an alarm clock every morning? You have to get up when you hear the alarm clock, don't you know?"
"Oh, I was too deep in sleep this morning to hear."
"Then why did you sleep so deeply?"
Lin Xiao patted his forehead and felt that he was back in the third year of high school. Every time the head teacher questioned those students who were late, he would break the casserole and ask the end, as if there were a hundred thousand whys.
Usually some students will also use their own "killer mace" to end the class teacher's [-] whys, and some students will come hard, for example: Teacher, don't worry about it so much!Don't ask inappropriate questions.
But if you answer in this way, you will usually be punished more severely, and some students will answer irrelevant questions, making the head teacher give up the question, and some students will ask the head teacher back.
"Guess, instructor." Lin Xiao said suddenly.
The instructor was taken aback and asked, "I guess?"
"Yes, instructor, guess why I slept so deeply."
Hearing this, the students below couldn't help snickering, they didn't expect Lin Xiao to be so good at playing tricks.
At this time, Relia also started to laugh, because she knew why Lin Xiao slept so deeply, it must be because of something happened last night.
Instructor Frank sneered and said, "Then you can guess whether I can guess or not."
Um?Playing with me, I haven't been afraid of anyone. Thinking of this, Lin Xiao said: "Instructor, guess, will I care if you guess or not?"
Hahaha!Some of the students who were doing the zama step couldn't bear it anymore, and one by one started laughing and making pig noises, and some of them stood up and stopped the zama step.
"Stand up for me!" Instructor Frank shouted.
Facing the majestic instructor, the students below immediately fell silent.
Instructor Frank looked at Lin Xiao and said, "That's right, don't be afraid in the face of danger. I'll see how long you can pretend. Go down, and walk like them."
Seeing this, Lin Xiao walked down.
"Wait, there is an iron ring next to it, you put on the iron ring and then go to Zamabu, otherwise it would be too easy."
Lin Xiao looked at the iron ring next to him and said, "Instructor, if I wear these iron rings, I can only sleep on the ground."
Puff!Some students laughed again.
"Forget it, forget it, I feel ashamed for you, let's see how long you can pretend."
Now it is no longer a matter of whether to lose face, but how long he can last in this world, anyway, it is already broken.
Thinking of this, Lin Xiao walked into the team and began to stride.
(End of this chapter)
Lin Xiao couldn't laugh or cry when he heard this, he thought that he was not greedy enough, why he only said ten or eight gold coins just now, he didn't expect that people in this world are so simple, and gold coins are so easy to cheat, if it wasn't for this pretty girl If you get it wrong, you will lose a few gold coins.
Fifteen gold coins!Converted into RMB, it should be tens of thousands.
"Okay, if I have any sequelae in the future, I won't come to you."
The pretty girl nodded and was about to take out the gold coins when she thought of something and asked, "By the way, I want to ask you for advice."
"You said."
"What was the name of that move you just made?"
Lin Xiao was puzzled and asked, "What trick? Did I use any skills just now?"
"You just fell to the ground, rolled forward, and then dodged this big rock. What was that move called?"
Only then did Lin Xiao understand what she was talking about. It seems that this pretty girl should feel that this move is very powerful, so she replied: "Oh, this move makes the lazy donkey roll. Do you want to learn it? Wait until my injury recovers." After you get it, I can teach you, the tuition fee is five gold coins, what do you think."
The pretty girl laughed loudly when she heard the words, and said, "No. I just want to say that I have never seen such a funny and embarrassing dodge move. to imitate."
Lin Xiao felt a little resentful when he heard this, but he didn't dare to say it out. For the sake of fifteen gold coins, he could only swallow his breath in the face of this pretty girl's sarcasm.
At this time, the pretty girl said: "Don't you know how to flash?"
"Flash? How to flash?"
"Do you want to learn, I can teach you, twenty gold coins, what do you think."
[If you want to earn my money, you think too much, I am a poor man, besides, how can I learn the magic of this world as an ordinary person. ] Out of face, Lin Xiao still said: "Okay, after I finish the inspection, I will definitely ask you to learn flash."
"Alright then." The pretty girl took out a handful of golden coins, and just as she was about to give them to Lin Xiao, a patrolling instructor from the Academic Affairs Office came over.
"Well, what's the matter with you?"
Seeing the patrolling instructor, the pretty girl immediately said: "Instructor, I accidentally hurt this classmate during magic training just now, and he said that I should pay fifteen gold coins and go to the hospital for CT, EKG, and NMR... By the way, what else."
"There is also MRI." Lin Xiao added, after answering this question, Lin Xiao found that the badge on the shoulder of the person next to him looked familiar.
【Oops!She is the instructor of the Academic Affairs Office, she is a big devil. ] Lin Xiao felt something was wrong.
"Um, yes, an MRI of the brain."
Hearing this, the instructor glared at Lin Xiao and asked, "What? CT, EKG, MRI? What are you talking about? Did your brain get smashed?"
"No, instructor. He was rolling around like a lazy donkey and avoided it. His leg seems to be injured." The pretty girl said.
"Lazy donkey rolling? What kind of move? I've never heard of it." The instructor of the Academic Affairs Office looked at Lin Xiao suspiciously, and began to suspect that Lin Xiao was deliberately finding fault, so he said to Lin Xiao: "Let me see you Where is it hurt?"
Lin Xiao saw a hint of threat from the instructor's eyes, and knew that something was wrong. If the other party found out that he was putting on a show, it might not end well.
Thinking of this, Lin Xiao once again used the skills of the film king. He immediately sat cross-legged on the ground, and then began to luck and heal his injuries in a decent manner.
After a while, Lin Xiao opened his eyes, then stood up, and said, "After some recuperation, my injury has healed, so I need to worry you a lot." After Lin Xiao finished speaking, he was about to turn around and leave.
"stop!"
"What's wrong? Instructor."
"You are a first-year freshman."
Lin Xiao nodded.
"The training place for first-year freshmen is in that direction. Don't go wrong. Also, is your injury healed?"
Lin Xiao looked at the direction of the instructor's finger, then nodded, and said, "I'm fine, I'm going to participate in physical training now, if I'm late, I'm afraid I will be punished."
The instructor and the pretty girl looked at Lin Xiao and watched him off.
"Don't be fooled by him in the future." After the instructor finished speaking, he also left.
The pretty girl didn't seem to understand what the instructor said, and she was still muttering: "It's strange, what kind of exercises that student used just now, it's really miraculous, it healed my leg all at once."
When Lin Xiao came to the training ground of Class [-], Grade [-], he saw that the students in the class were gaiting, and everyone wore different numbers of hoops on their waists, arms and legs.
"Hey, look, Lin Xiao is here, Lin Xiao is here."
"Yeah, the instructor will definitely question him later."
"Haha, Lin Xiao is finished now, and he will be late for the physical training class."
Seeing Lin Xiao coming, Instructor Frank sarcastically said, "Good morning, Lin Xiao, you are here."
Lin Xiao had already seen what the instructor was thinking, so he said, "Morning, instructor Frank, I didn't expect everyone to come earlier."
"You're late, you know that?"
Lin Xiao nodded, but did not speak.
"Why are you late?" Instructor Frank asked seriously.
"The student dormitory is too far from the track and field, so I was late."
"That's not a reason."
"I got up late, instructor."
"Then why are you up late?"
"No alarm clock, instructor."
"Alarm clock? Doesn't the college have an alarm clock every morning? You have to get up when you hear the alarm clock, don't you know?"
"Oh, I was too deep in sleep this morning to hear."
"Then why did you sleep so deeply?"
Lin Xiao patted his forehead and felt that he was back in the third year of high school. Every time the head teacher questioned those students who were late, he would break the casserole and ask the end, as if there were a hundred thousand whys.
Usually some students will also use their own "killer mace" to end the class teacher's [-] whys, and some students will come hard, for example: Teacher, don't worry about it so much!Don't ask inappropriate questions.
But if you answer in this way, you will usually be punished more severely, and some students will answer irrelevant questions, making the head teacher give up the question, and some students will ask the head teacher back.
"Guess, instructor." Lin Xiao said suddenly.
The instructor was taken aback and asked, "I guess?"
"Yes, instructor, guess why I slept so deeply."
Hearing this, the students below couldn't help snickering, they didn't expect Lin Xiao to be so good at playing tricks.
At this time, Relia also started to laugh, because she knew why Lin Xiao slept so deeply, it must be because of something happened last night.
Instructor Frank sneered and said, "Then you can guess whether I can guess or not."
Um?Playing with me, I haven't been afraid of anyone. Thinking of this, Lin Xiao said: "Instructor, guess, will I care if you guess or not?"
Hahaha!Some of the students who were doing the zama step couldn't bear it anymore, and one by one started laughing and making pig noises, and some of them stood up and stopped the zama step.
"Stand up for me!" Instructor Frank shouted.
Facing the majestic instructor, the students below immediately fell silent.
Instructor Frank looked at Lin Xiao and said, "That's right, don't be afraid in the face of danger. I'll see how long you can pretend. Go down, and walk like them."
Seeing this, Lin Xiao walked down.
"Wait, there is an iron ring next to it, you put on the iron ring and then go to Zamabu, otherwise it would be too easy."
Lin Xiao looked at the iron ring next to him and said, "Instructor, if I wear these iron rings, I can only sleep on the ground."
Puff!Some students laughed again.
"Forget it, forget it, I feel ashamed for you, let's see how long you can pretend."
Now it is no longer a matter of whether to lose face, but how long he can last in this world, anyway, it is already broken.
Thinking of this, Lin Xiao walked into the team and began to stride.
(End of this chapter)
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