son-in-law
Chapter 591 A fool
Chapter 591 Two Idiots
Ye Ting once said that he would not interfere with Su Yu's affairs, but he actually caught Li Fu to read another document.Because of this, Su Yu was very dissatisfied, and his rating for Ye Ting plummeted in his heart, thinking that Ye Ting's rank was not high.But Su Yu won't go to Ye Ting to talk about this matter.As long as Ye Ting can stay in Jingtong all day, Su Yu will give him a passing grade.
This morning, Su Yu came to the military academy and had a meeting with several officers.Finally, a decision was made to write a memorial: within the scope of Gyeonggi, each regiment presented a top martial arts fighter for a martial arts competition.
This includes the eight divisions of Luoyang Baguan, the first division of Zhang Yunlong, the second division of Cao Sheng, the third division of Zhao Yafu, and the fourth division of Zhao Ting.A total of twelve divisions, 120 regiments, plus a place in the military academy.The top ten in the competition will be promoted to three levels, the top twenty will be promoted to two levels, and the top forty will be promoted to one level.
Whether Principal Su's memorial will be approved or not, everyone has no idea, but everyone doesn't care too much. The meeting ended with laughter.As soon as the meeting ended, they heard the sound of drums beating from the next door, and Ye Ting led the team out again...
Everyone in the military academy laughed.
The laughter continued, and two girls came to report to the door, saying they wanted to find Su Yu, claiming that there was an urgent matter.
……
Nanshi, Dongsan Lane, drums and gongs were beating in front of a family's door, the sound of festive suona was heard one after another, and a red sedan chair for the bride was carried into the small courtyard.I don't know how much the bride weighs, but anyway, the bearer is sweating profusely from exhaustion.There was a slight slope at the door, and the two bearers seemed a little helpless.The hemp rope wrapped with red cloth on the shoulders of the bearers creaked, for fear of breaking suddenly.
The groom, who was nearly forty years old, jumped off the donkey, smiling happily.
At this time, a masked girl in Tsing Yi climbed up the wall and looked into the yard.Soon another head appeared next to her, and it was also a young girl with her mouth and nose covered. This young girl was dressed in black, with sharp eyes, like a aggressive honey badger looking for her fierce target.
Their eyes locked on the bridegroom almost at the same time, and then the girl in Tsing Yi jumped over the wall and shouted: "Snatch the bride!"
The girl in black also jumped in, rushed towards the groom's officer, and punched him out.The groom was caught off guard and was knocked to the ground by the girl's fist.The groom wanted to get up, but the girl patched his foot, and the groom screamed and fell to the ground again, clutching his heart and trembling.
Seeing someone making trouble, relatives of the groom's official rushed over yelling and cursing, but the two girls were really powerful, jumping up and down, punching and kicking, and dealing with seven or eight men.Tables, chairs and benches were flying all over the sky, red lanterns were everywhere, and the scene was in chaos.
Suddenly, a man with disheveled hair jumped down from the roof. Without saying a word, the man rushed to the bride's sedan chair, dragged the bride out, carried her on his shoulders and ran away.
"Crap!"
Seeing that the man succeeded, the girl in black jumped onto the wall and shouted.Immediately, the girl in Tsing Yi also started to retreat, but just as the girl stepped on the wall with one foot, someone grabbed her other foot.Seeing that the situation was not good, the girl in black flipped her wrist, and a needle flew out, stabbing the man's wrist.The man let go as soon as it hurt, and the girl in Tsing Yi escaped.
Just like that, Tan Qin'er and Xiao Qing took Tan Bufeng and snatched away the bride.
Although Nanshi does not have as many high-rise buildings as Beishi, there are more people here, because the prices of goods here are more affordable and there are various styles.
With the continuous deepening of tax reform, wealthy households across the country are rushing to Gyeonggi-do.The land prices and housing prices in Luoyang City are skyrocketing, especially in good locations like Nanshi.The poor who originally lived in the back alleys, as long as they are willing to sell their properties, they will suddenly become rich.No, Mr. Zhou, who couldn't afford a wife, sold a house. From then on, he wore silk and satin, and wanted to marry a girl from the Li family.
But the girl from the Li family thought Mr. Zhou was old and ugly, so she didn't want to marry, so she asked her childhood friend Xiao Qing for help.Miss Xiao Qing is chivalrous, and she agreed without asking for any benefits.And she got acquainted with Tan Qin'er at this time, and the two hit it off immediately, and they created this farce.
Tan Qin'er ran to the east, Xiao Qing ran to the west, and soon arrived at the pre-arranged place.There was a carriage parked there, and the two young ladies were excited to meet each other.But when he opened the curtain of the car, he found that the lunatic hadn't come back.
After waiting for a while, I still haven't come back.
"He didn't run away, did he?" Xiao Qing looked bewildered.
Qin'er blinked: "It's possible."
"Go find it!"
The two split up to find Tan Bufeng again, but they couldn't find it...
"Wow! What can I do!" Xiao Qing stomped her feet anxiously.
……
"Then you came to look for me?" Su Yu looked at the two girls in front of him and shrugged helplessly: "You are really naughty."
"Oh, what time is it, don't worry!" Qin'er said anxiously.
Su Yu smiled bitterly: "What's the use of you looking for me?"
Qin'er said: "Aren't you an official! You have a lot of people, let's look for them together."
Su Yula grimaced: "I have a lot of people under my command, so I'm going to pay for your mischief?"
Qin'er pouted and said nothing.Xiao Qing stood aside and watched coldly.
Su Yu waved his hand: "Forget it, I'm too lazy to argue with you."
Afterwards, Su Yu arranged for Qin Bairen, Wu Shajin, and Du Yu to lead the Operation Department and the Retinue Office to find someone.Su Yu went to Jinyiwei again, and mobilized five teams of Jinyiwei to drive towards the vicinity of Nanshi.Tell them, find someone and report immediately.No need to fight.Remember, don't hit.
But a group of people spread out and still couldn't find Tan Bufeng.
Su Yu rubbed his chin: "Could you go to Beishi?"
"Maybe." Qin'er's eyes lit up.
……
Hua Tingfeng didn't know where to go, and Tu Biao, the precept elder of Honghei Temple, was sitting in the main hall.The great monk still had nothing to do, twisted the Buddha with his forehand, and recited scriptures silently.At this time, I saw Tan Bufeng running in with a bride on his back.
Tu Biao watched in amazement as Tan Bufeng threw the bride to the ground, and then Tan Bufeng ran out again.This guy's movement is extremely fast, and he disappeared after a few dodges.Tu Biao didn't intend to stop him at all, even if he was stopped, he was slurred and confused, he hesitated for a long time and couldn't say a whole sentence.
Tu Biao was stunned for a moment, then stood up and walked to the side of the bride.
The bride was thrown trembling.
The bride is not young, probably in her 30s, she looks very ugly, with a round figure.And her red hijab flew to nowhere.
Tu Biao didn't know this person, so he asked softly, "This benefactor, what's wrong?"
The fat bride struggled a few times, sat up, looked at Tu Biao, who was nine feet tall, and asked, "Is that lunatic from your temple?"
Tu Biao showed embarrassment: "It can be said that it is."
As soon as Tu Biao said this, the woman stood up abruptly, pinched her waist and cursed: "My old lady finally got married, how could she suffer such a catastrophe? You gangsters! Don't recite scriptures and Buddha well, blind him Why are you robbing? Who wants you to rob! Is there something wrong with you?! I want to report to the police! You are a bunch of bandits!"
The big arhat lived half his life, and it was the first time he was scolded so badly.What's even more exasperating is that this matter has nothing to do with me at all.The more Tu Biao listened, the more angry he became, and he ordered the unlucky bride to be kicked out.
Su Yu's carriage came unhurriedly, and he didn't meet any crazy slaves or unlucky brides along the way.The carriage stopped, and Tan Qin'er and Miss Xiao Qing jumped out of the carriage and ran towards the Double Temple.Tu Biao saw Tan Qin'er flustered, so he told her about the situation just now.
"What did you say?" Xiao Qing scratched her head: "A very fat person?"
Tu Biao said angrily, "Fat and ugly, just like a wild boar standing up!"
"That's wrong! Xiao Li is very thin, and very handsome, even better looking than me." At this moment, Xiao Qing and Tan Qin'er shouted almost simultaneously: "Wrong snatch!"
After speaking, the two young ladies ran out again.
"Stop, both of you!" Su Yu blocked the door, with a serious face: "Is it over?"
Tan Qin'er had something to say, but Su Yu interrupted her: "Hugh is going to tell me some sad stories, what are you going to do if you snatch the girl out? Are you going to support her? Is it necessarily unlucky to marry a 40-year-old man? I Not sure! Besides, what time is it now? The bridal chamber is over, so why grab it? You two idiots, who can’t do anything well, just know how to make trouble!"
It was the first time Su Yu saw Xiao Qing, but he was not polite and taught the two girls a lesson.
Qin'er said that the lunatic ran away again, probably in Nanshi this time.Su Yu said, don't worry about it, that lunatic can't find you in Nanshi, and he will come back by himself.But if he doesn't see you when he comes back, and he wants to go to Nanshi again, it will be an endless loop.
Then Su Yu bought a few sheep and waited while roasting the sheep.It was almost time for the night ban and Tan Bufeng ran back.And Tan Bufeng was followed by a large group of people, making a lot of noise.
Looking over Tan Bufeng's shoulder, there was actually a bride pretending to be a fat woman. Looking carefully, he carried that woman back...
"What a crime!" Su Yu felt a headache.
The lunatic snatched two kisses in a row and is said to have injured someone.Along the way, Jingtong, Jinyiwei, Fangshu, County Government, and Jinwuwei were all alarmed.In order to settle the official affairs, Su Yu wasted a lot of money.He sent the crying fat woman home again.
In order to apologize to the groom's family and request the dismissal of the case, a lot of money was spent.I also need to visit those injured, but fortunately none of them are fatal injuries, and spend some money to settle them.
In total, more than 40 yuan was lost.
……
Quartet.
With a livid face, Xiao Jingshan pointed at Xiao Qing and cursed.
After scolding the girl away, Xiao Jingshan took 50 yuan and walked up to Su Yu with an apologetic face: "Guardian Su is bothering you, I have caused you trouble."
Su Yu waved his hand: "My disciples are also responsible for this matter, and you can't let your sect pay all the money."
"No no no!" Xiao Jingshan said: "In the final analysis, it is the disciples of your sect who are helping my family's evil animals. The troubles should also be borne by my family. The little old man still understands this truth. Please don't think too little about it. good."
(End of this chapter)
Ye Ting once said that he would not interfere with Su Yu's affairs, but he actually caught Li Fu to read another document.Because of this, Su Yu was very dissatisfied, and his rating for Ye Ting plummeted in his heart, thinking that Ye Ting's rank was not high.But Su Yu won't go to Ye Ting to talk about this matter.As long as Ye Ting can stay in Jingtong all day, Su Yu will give him a passing grade.
This morning, Su Yu came to the military academy and had a meeting with several officers.Finally, a decision was made to write a memorial: within the scope of Gyeonggi, each regiment presented a top martial arts fighter for a martial arts competition.
This includes the eight divisions of Luoyang Baguan, the first division of Zhang Yunlong, the second division of Cao Sheng, the third division of Zhao Yafu, and the fourth division of Zhao Ting.A total of twelve divisions, 120 regiments, plus a place in the military academy.The top ten in the competition will be promoted to three levels, the top twenty will be promoted to two levels, and the top forty will be promoted to one level.
Whether Principal Su's memorial will be approved or not, everyone has no idea, but everyone doesn't care too much. The meeting ended with laughter.As soon as the meeting ended, they heard the sound of drums beating from the next door, and Ye Ting led the team out again...
Everyone in the military academy laughed.
The laughter continued, and two girls came to report to the door, saying they wanted to find Su Yu, claiming that there was an urgent matter.
……
Nanshi, Dongsan Lane, drums and gongs were beating in front of a family's door, the sound of festive suona was heard one after another, and a red sedan chair for the bride was carried into the small courtyard.I don't know how much the bride weighs, but anyway, the bearer is sweating profusely from exhaustion.There was a slight slope at the door, and the two bearers seemed a little helpless.The hemp rope wrapped with red cloth on the shoulders of the bearers creaked, for fear of breaking suddenly.
The groom, who was nearly forty years old, jumped off the donkey, smiling happily.
At this time, a masked girl in Tsing Yi climbed up the wall and looked into the yard.Soon another head appeared next to her, and it was also a young girl with her mouth and nose covered. This young girl was dressed in black, with sharp eyes, like a aggressive honey badger looking for her fierce target.
Their eyes locked on the bridegroom almost at the same time, and then the girl in Tsing Yi jumped over the wall and shouted: "Snatch the bride!"
The girl in black also jumped in, rushed towards the groom's officer, and punched him out.The groom was caught off guard and was knocked to the ground by the girl's fist.The groom wanted to get up, but the girl patched his foot, and the groom screamed and fell to the ground again, clutching his heart and trembling.
Seeing someone making trouble, relatives of the groom's official rushed over yelling and cursing, but the two girls were really powerful, jumping up and down, punching and kicking, and dealing with seven or eight men.Tables, chairs and benches were flying all over the sky, red lanterns were everywhere, and the scene was in chaos.
Suddenly, a man with disheveled hair jumped down from the roof. Without saying a word, the man rushed to the bride's sedan chair, dragged the bride out, carried her on his shoulders and ran away.
"Crap!"
Seeing that the man succeeded, the girl in black jumped onto the wall and shouted.Immediately, the girl in Tsing Yi also started to retreat, but just as the girl stepped on the wall with one foot, someone grabbed her other foot.Seeing that the situation was not good, the girl in black flipped her wrist, and a needle flew out, stabbing the man's wrist.The man let go as soon as it hurt, and the girl in Tsing Yi escaped.
Just like that, Tan Qin'er and Xiao Qing took Tan Bufeng and snatched away the bride.
Although Nanshi does not have as many high-rise buildings as Beishi, there are more people here, because the prices of goods here are more affordable and there are various styles.
With the continuous deepening of tax reform, wealthy households across the country are rushing to Gyeonggi-do.The land prices and housing prices in Luoyang City are skyrocketing, especially in good locations like Nanshi.The poor who originally lived in the back alleys, as long as they are willing to sell their properties, they will suddenly become rich.No, Mr. Zhou, who couldn't afford a wife, sold a house. From then on, he wore silk and satin, and wanted to marry a girl from the Li family.
But the girl from the Li family thought Mr. Zhou was old and ugly, so she didn't want to marry, so she asked her childhood friend Xiao Qing for help.Miss Xiao Qing is chivalrous, and she agreed without asking for any benefits.And she got acquainted with Tan Qin'er at this time, and the two hit it off immediately, and they created this farce.
Tan Qin'er ran to the east, Xiao Qing ran to the west, and soon arrived at the pre-arranged place.There was a carriage parked there, and the two young ladies were excited to meet each other.But when he opened the curtain of the car, he found that the lunatic hadn't come back.
After waiting for a while, I still haven't come back.
"He didn't run away, did he?" Xiao Qing looked bewildered.
Qin'er blinked: "It's possible."
"Go find it!"
The two split up to find Tan Bufeng again, but they couldn't find it...
"Wow! What can I do!" Xiao Qing stomped her feet anxiously.
……
"Then you came to look for me?" Su Yu looked at the two girls in front of him and shrugged helplessly: "You are really naughty."
"Oh, what time is it, don't worry!" Qin'er said anxiously.
Su Yu smiled bitterly: "What's the use of you looking for me?"
Qin'er said: "Aren't you an official! You have a lot of people, let's look for them together."
Su Yula grimaced: "I have a lot of people under my command, so I'm going to pay for your mischief?"
Qin'er pouted and said nothing.Xiao Qing stood aside and watched coldly.
Su Yu waved his hand: "Forget it, I'm too lazy to argue with you."
Afterwards, Su Yu arranged for Qin Bairen, Wu Shajin, and Du Yu to lead the Operation Department and the Retinue Office to find someone.Su Yu went to Jinyiwei again, and mobilized five teams of Jinyiwei to drive towards the vicinity of Nanshi.Tell them, find someone and report immediately.No need to fight.Remember, don't hit.
But a group of people spread out and still couldn't find Tan Bufeng.
Su Yu rubbed his chin: "Could you go to Beishi?"
"Maybe." Qin'er's eyes lit up.
……
Hua Tingfeng didn't know where to go, and Tu Biao, the precept elder of Honghei Temple, was sitting in the main hall.The great monk still had nothing to do, twisted the Buddha with his forehand, and recited scriptures silently.At this time, I saw Tan Bufeng running in with a bride on his back.
Tu Biao watched in amazement as Tan Bufeng threw the bride to the ground, and then Tan Bufeng ran out again.This guy's movement is extremely fast, and he disappeared after a few dodges.Tu Biao didn't intend to stop him at all, even if he was stopped, he was slurred and confused, he hesitated for a long time and couldn't say a whole sentence.
Tu Biao was stunned for a moment, then stood up and walked to the side of the bride.
The bride was thrown trembling.
The bride is not young, probably in her 30s, she looks very ugly, with a round figure.And her red hijab flew to nowhere.
Tu Biao didn't know this person, so he asked softly, "This benefactor, what's wrong?"
The fat bride struggled a few times, sat up, looked at Tu Biao, who was nine feet tall, and asked, "Is that lunatic from your temple?"
Tu Biao showed embarrassment: "It can be said that it is."
As soon as Tu Biao said this, the woman stood up abruptly, pinched her waist and cursed: "My old lady finally got married, how could she suffer such a catastrophe? You gangsters! Don't recite scriptures and Buddha well, blind him Why are you robbing? Who wants you to rob! Is there something wrong with you?! I want to report to the police! You are a bunch of bandits!"
The big arhat lived half his life, and it was the first time he was scolded so badly.What's even more exasperating is that this matter has nothing to do with me at all.The more Tu Biao listened, the more angry he became, and he ordered the unlucky bride to be kicked out.
Su Yu's carriage came unhurriedly, and he didn't meet any crazy slaves or unlucky brides along the way.The carriage stopped, and Tan Qin'er and Miss Xiao Qing jumped out of the carriage and ran towards the Double Temple.Tu Biao saw Tan Qin'er flustered, so he told her about the situation just now.
"What did you say?" Xiao Qing scratched her head: "A very fat person?"
Tu Biao said angrily, "Fat and ugly, just like a wild boar standing up!"
"That's wrong! Xiao Li is very thin, and very handsome, even better looking than me." At this moment, Xiao Qing and Tan Qin'er shouted almost simultaneously: "Wrong snatch!"
After speaking, the two young ladies ran out again.
"Stop, both of you!" Su Yu blocked the door, with a serious face: "Is it over?"
Tan Qin'er had something to say, but Su Yu interrupted her: "Hugh is going to tell me some sad stories, what are you going to do if you snatch the girl out? Are you going to support her? Is it necessarily unlucky to marry a 40-year-old man? I Not sure! Besides, what time is it now? The bridal chamber is over, so why grab it? You two idiots, who can’t do anything well, just know how to make trouble!"
It was the first time Su Yu saw Xiao Qing, but he was not polite and taught the two girls a lesson.
Qin'er said that the lunatic ran away again, probably in Nanshi this time.Su Yu said, don't worry about it, that lunatic can't find you in Nanshi, and he will come back by himself.But if he doesn't see you when he comes back, and he wants to go to Nanshi again, it will be an endless loop.
Then Su Yu bought a few sheep and waited while roasting the sheep.It was almost time for the night ban and Tan Bufeng ran back.And Tan Bufeng was followed by a large group of people, making a lot of noise.
Looking over Tan Bufeng's shoulder, there was actually a bride pretending to be a fat woman. Looking carefully, he carried that woman back...
"What a crime!" Su Yu felt a headache.
The lunatic snatched two kisses in a row and is said to have injured someone.Along the way, Jingtong, Jinyiwei, Fangshu, County Government, and Jinwuwei were all alarmed.In order to settle the official affairs, Su Yu wasted a lot of money.He sent the crying fat woman home again.
In order to apologize to the groom's family and request the dismissal of the case, a lot of money was spent.I also need to visit those injured, but fortunately none of them are fatal injuries, and spend some money to settle them.
In total, more than 40 yuan was lost.
……
Quartet.
With a livid face, Xiao Jingshan pointed at Xiao Qing and cursed.
After scolding the girl away, Xiao Jingshan took 50 yuan and walked up to Su Yu with an apologetic face: "Guardian Su is bothering you, I have caused you trouble."
Su Yu waved his hand: "My disciples are also responsible for this matter, and you can't let your sect pay all the money."
"No no no!" Xiao Jingshan said: "In the final analysis, it is the disciples of your sect who are helping my family's evil animals. The troubles should also be borne by my family. The little old man still understands this truth. Please don't think too little about it. good."
(End of this chapter)
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