Dou Po: My days as a mentor at Canaan College

Chapter 42 Hangover Soup

As soon as the pure words came out.

Mu Lan's handsome face was slightly stiff, after all, anyone with a hot face and a cold butt would inevitably have an unnatural expression.

However, he was very good at hiding his emotions, a smile appeared on his face, his tone slowed down, and he said: "Isn't it all out of kindness, pure heart, don't worry, it's no problem to leave Liu Xiahui to me! "

Being tortured by Mu Lan's words, there was really no way out, and out of mutual trust, Qing Xin was so scrupulous about rejecting her kindness, it was really unreasonable, and it would easily cause conflicts and disputes, so she leaned almost against her delicate body. The drunken willow mat is handed to Mulan.

"I'll leave it to you, Liu Xiahui. At the banquet just now, we all knew that he might leave tomorrow, but what the leader meant was that our bloody battle mercenary group lacks a pharmacist apprentice or doctor like him... "

"I understand what the captain means. He wants this person to stay in our mercenary regiment. The reason why you send him here is probably because he is planning to use a beauty trick?"

After receiving Liu Xi, who was drunk and unconscious, Mu Lan restrained his face and smiled, and said slowly.

Hearing this, Qingxin stretched out her hand and gently stroked the few strands of hair scattered in front of her forehead, her complexion was light, she was noncommittal to Mu Lan's words.

As the saying goes, don't speculate, half a sentence is too much.

Finally, she paused heavily on Mu Lan's handsome face, said: "I'm going back", then turned and left.

On the corridor, Mu Lan watched Qing Xin's figure in the long green skirt swaying and disappeared, and the expression on his face finally became gloomy.

"Bitch! What are you pretending to do? Don't you blame me for interrupting your good business? You hang me up all day long. I don't know how many men I have changed before. Do you really think that I am as perfect as Qingye? How many times a day?" Together with a woman, let me show my face!"

The low voice of cursing was suppressed very low by him.

Of course, this inn is rarely visited by people. The key members of the mercenary group are generally able to buy property in the town and have a place to live, so why live in an inn?

Because of this, he was not worried at all about his next "arrangement".

Pushing open the door of a room, he walked into the room with Liu Xi, whose body became lifeless after being drunk.

Bang!
He closed the door rather rudely.

Afterwards, he kept moving, threw Liu Xi on the couch, and looked up and down Liu Xi with very hazy eyes.

"It's pretty good looking, but compared to me, it's far behind! Those women are the reality! I heard that they are apprentices of alchemists, damn it! The eyes are different in an instant! Don't blame me, since you Don't open your eyes, you have always disgusted me by flirting with Qingye at the back of the team, now it's in my hands, naturally it won't make you feel better!"

Mu Lan stood in front of the couch, talking to himself.

The words fall.

Thinking of what he was about to do to "Liu Xiahui", a sinister smile gradually appeared on his face.

At the next moment, in the room where only he and Liu Xi were alone, he unbuttoned his trousers, waist and belt in a rather weird and grotesque manner.

Immediately, he copied the utensils in the room used to hold melons and fruits, food, drinks and the like.

Then the body bowed slightly to the vessel, and began to pour water.

After about seven or eight breaths of time passed, the sound of water flowing in the room became quieter.

complete.

Mu Lang shook his body, the vessel was already more than half filled with his turbid yellow urine.

Above the container, a little heat visible to the naked eye was rising, and the doors and windows of the room were tightly closed. Soon, a smell of urine filled the small area.

"Haha, a shitty pharmacist apprentice, it would be great to become that superior pharmacist? At this moment, don't you want to obediently drink my big bowl of 'hangover soup'! Hahahahaha..."

In the room, Mu Lan laughed heartily. This inn has good sound insulation, so you don't have to worry about being heard by the waiters downstairs.

Amidst the loud laughter, Mu Lan stepped forward and came to Liu Xi, with a gloomy face, he said:

"Brother Liu, come! Open your mouth, I'll bring you a bowl of hangover soup! Take it while it's hot!"

The words came out, but Liu Xi on the couch didn't respond at all. It can be seen that he was quite drunk at the banquet before. Mu Lan was not surprised by this. Somewhat conscious.

Now it seems that it is really broken!

In this case, if you pour urine on him tonight, he will definitely not have the slightest impression when he wakes up the next day. In this way, no one but himself will know that he has done such a disgusting thing .

Thinking of this, Mu Lang didn't hesitate any longer, and stretched out his hand to forcefully open Liu Xi's mouth, and then fed the bowl of yellow, orange, and white foaming and steaming urine to him.

however.

Suddenly, Mu Lan's outstretched hand trembled, and Liu Xi, who was supposed to be unconscious after being drunk, opened his eyes and looked at him speechlessly.

The scene of Liu Xi opening his eyes only happened in an instant, while Mu Lang was startled, he thought that he was delusional, so he withdrew his hand, rubbed his eyes, and stared again.

result.

What he saw was that Liu Xi on the couch was looking at him with quite clear eyes.

"You! You're not drunk at all!"

At this time, Mu Lang naturally realized that the guy on the bed was probably awake from the beginning to the end, thinking that from the moment he entered the room until now, his disgusting actions and words were all in the same order. In Liu Xiahui's eyes and ears, he felt a bit ashamed!
on the couch.

Liu Xi glanced at Mu Lan's expression of embarrassment and anger, he really couldn't laugh or cry at the moment.

From the moment Qingxin helped him meet Mulan, he guessed that she might have some bad intentions for him.

But he really didn't expect that he planned to "trick" him like this!

What kind of talent is this Nima?

Ah? ? ?
Feed him "hangover soup"?
To be honest, facing this kind of talent, Liu Xi really didn't know whether he should cry, laugh, or get angry now.

There is one thing to say, at this time, he still has a little understanding of Mu Lan's social death mentality after being smashed by someone and doing "bad things".

But this kind of person, do you think he deserves to die?
Or damn it?
After Liu Xi was stunned for a short time and thought it was funny, a surge of anger surged in his heart!

Think carefully!

This matter is really not true. If he didn't pretend to be drunk, but was really drunk, would he have already poured that disgusting bowl of urine by him now?
"When did I ever say I was drunk?"

With murderous intent brewing in his heart, Liu Xi slowly straightened up on the couch, looked at the somewhat bewildered Mu Lan, and said with a half-smile.

……

　Ask for a ticket! ! !
　　
　
(End of this chapter)