Bright Sword's Minion Interspersed

Chapter 224 Why Are You Old?
(One)

"Don't dare!"

The female bandit clasped her fists in return, with a standard posture from all corners of the world. At first glance, she looked like she was very well-versed in the world, and there was an ancestral factor in the martial art of keeping the same.

"Eighth Route Army Independent Regiment, Ge Sanghua!" Little Ge Lizheng saluted the army, and then reached out to shake hands with the female bandit.

"Okay! Good girl! Sister, I probably haven't heard of my name, but I should know my grandma's nickname! Lu Liang She Taijun! The old lady with two guns!" said the female bandit proudly.

"Oh, I've heard so much! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Xiao Ge looked very pleasantly surprised.

Guan Shan looked at the two of them in a daze, and then looked at Lao Xu and Wang Xikui who were smiling and smoking next to him. He really didn't know the situation of the bandits in Shanxi.

Besides, that old woman with two guns, in Guan Shan's impression, she is from the mountain city of Chongqing...

Seeing Xiao Ge's expression, the female bandit was obviously very useful. She put her arms around Xiao Ge's shoulders, and whispered into Xiao Ge's ear, like a mosquito humming.

Guan Shan wanted to listen carefully to what the female bandit was saying, but felt that eavesdropping was not good. At this moment, the little bandit tugged at Guan Shan's arm affectionately and asked, "Brother, brother! I just heard the two big brothers chatting. , Said that Han Wangling was shot down by you, tell me, how did you do it?"

"Guan Shan!" Xiao Ge shouted before Guan Shan could speak.

"Here!" Guan Shan agreed, and whispered to the little bandit, "Brother, wait a moment, our chief is calling me!"

Xiaoge pointed to Guan Shan and introduced to the female bandit, "Come on, Sister Xing'er, let me introduce you. This is Guan Shan, the captain of the special warfare unit of the Independent Regiment of the Eighth Route Army!"

Miss Myolie?This, this, this, I didn't pay attention to hear it, and they all called him by his nickname?
Of course, for Miss Ge, this smile is a bit plastic, after all, this is work.

"Sister Xing'er." Guan Shan stood at attention and saluted.

"Hey! I'm still twitching. Why did you untie your sister's waistband just now? Hahahaha, brat!" The female bandit laughed and punched Guan Shan on the shoulder affectionately.

Xiaoge frowned unhappily, but quickly recovered his smiling expression.

Guan Shan looked at this and that in embarrassment, Lao Xu and Wang Xikui covered their mouths and turned their faces to snigger.

"There is more!" The female bandit suddenly became serious, combed the hair scattered on her face with her hands in twos and twos, put her face close to Guanshan, and said in an angry tone: "Come on, brother , take a good look, is my sister old? My sister is only 22, why is she an old woman!"

Guan Shan took half a step back in embarrassment, and looked at Xiao Ge for help.

Xiaoge frowned slightly, and hurried over to grab the female bandit's arm, so that she wouldn't take advantage of it...

"Why don't you hurry up and apologize to Sister Xing'er!" Xiao Gehu said to Guan Shan with a straight face.

"No, no, no, no, no, no! Haha! I didn't clean up properly either!" The female bandit suddenly laughed. She patted Xiao Ge's hand, pointed at Guan Shan, and said to Xiao Ge, "I'm sure I don't understand your thoughts , Right, do you want my sister to help you with training, huh? Huh? As long as you are willing to do it, I am sure, yo yo, I am not happy, my sister is teasing you! Hahahaha..."

Lao Xu and Wang Xikui had already stood up and went to the perimeter to guard.

Guan Shan hesitated and even wanted to get out of the way, but he was also worried that the bandit mother-in-law would play tricks on Xiao Ge and suffer.

The atmosphere was a bit awkward for a while, but the female bandit laughed out of joy when she saw Xiao Ge and Guan Shan's embarrassing expressions.

"But to be honest, your Eighth Route Army doesn't give concubines, otherwise, my sister doesn't mind being a little... hahahaha!" The female bandit was obviously a speeding expert, and Xiao Ge's face turned red and white as she said.

(two)

To be honest, Guan Shan had encountered this posture in his previous life.

In the era when Guan Shan lived, there were two types of women before and after marriage. Before marriage, they were all reserved and noble princesses. After marriage, they quickly split into two types. One kind directly switched to old ladies, joking with men and racing She doesn't lose the wind in the slightest, and with one mouth, she greets the next three ways with dirty jokes. This species can be regarded as an old lady who looks the same.

The other kind is more complicated. Although they are all old women at heart, their coats are very different, green, white, etc., and those in their 50s wear pink...

Of course, Guan Shan's point of view can only be discussed among straight men, and if boxers see it, it will be a disaster, haha!

"That's right! Brother, my sister looks pretty good-looking when she dresses up, and my sister doesn't look like this at all, she must have taken a fancy to you, brother, think about it!" The little bandit came over, winking and whispering to Guan Shan: "You Don't look at her as careless as an old lady, there is nothing I can do about it, we are in a den of bandits, surrounded by wolves..."

Glancing secretly at his sister and Xiaoge whispering again, the little bandit covered his mouth and approached Guan Shan, and said, "Brother, let me tell you, my sister is not like this at all. She has gone to university and is educated! Besides, she is still Where is the girl of Huanghua! Brother, think about it, take my sister, I will help you..."

He covered his mouth and moved closer, but the voice was not low at all.

These words, huh, the incompleteness is irritating Xiao Ge.

This pair of bandit siblings!If Guan Shan hadn't been an uncle who had more than 30 years of experience in his previous life, and if he was really a young man under the age of 20, he wouldn't be able to handle it!
"Xinghe! Little bastard! What are you talking about! My old lady heard it!" the female bandit roared loudly.

"Forget it, let's talk, I'll go to Brother Xu and ask him to teach me how to play the slingshot!" The little bandit stuck out his tongue at Guan Shan, and ran towards Old Xu.

Old Xu always thought that the grenade was a large slingshot, so Er Kui made a slingshot to honor him later, and Old Xu liked it, so he pinned it on his waist.

(three)

"Oh, you little bastard! You can tell the truth! But, sister, you are not an outsider. My sister really wants to say something heartfelt to you... My sister is also a hard-working person..." The female bandit The tone was provocative, and she shed tears in a second, which made Guan Shan feel terrified.

"Sister Xing'er, don't cry, I feel very uncomfortable when you cry!" Xiao Ge's eyes were also red.

The two women hugged each other and cried bitterly, like relatives who had been separated for so many years.

Guan Shan stared stupidly for a few seconds, shook his head helplessly, touched his pocket, took out half a pack of cigarettes and matches, turned around and took out one to light...

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　　Thanks to the book friend Xianyunan of the Buddha Department for the recommendation ticket!
　　


(End of this chapter)