Rebirth starts from e-commerce

Chapter 25 The Big Fist of the Casserole
Luo Xiu returned to the dormitory with a box of cherries.

Li Shan's eyes lit up when he saw it, and he stared at the box of cherries and swallowed his saliva.

The last time he showed such an expression was three minutes ago when a picture of a sexy beauty popped up on the computer. It was tasteless after 3 minutes.

"Brother Xiu, let me wash the fruit for you!"

Li Shan rushed to wash the fruit, so that he could eat it with peace of mind, not for nothing.

Yi Qingfei also walked over meanderingly, pinched a piece into his mouth with his light white hands, and narrowed his eyes contentedly.

He is now working for Luo Xiu, so he does not take advantage of the boss.

Only an introverted and honest person like Zhao Jianye is embarrassed to eat such expensive fruit as his roommates, but everyone is eating it, and he seems out of place if he doesn't eat it.

So he hurriedly picked up a USB flash drive, "I forgot to return the USB flash drive to my friend, I'll go out for a while."

"It's not bad for a while, take it back after eating!"

Luo Xiu stopped him, "Teacher Su Qian asked me to take these cherries back and distribute them to my classmates. There is only such a box, and everyone can't share a few. I didn't tell others, and I took them back to my own family." brother."

"Then I'll pay it back tomorrow!" Zhao Jianye sat down honestly.

Since the teacher distributed the food to everyone, he was naturally impolite.

If Luo Xiu didn't call him, he probably would have to wander outside by himself and come back after everyone finished eating.

Luo Xiu had been with him for four years before he was reborn, so he knew his character very well, so he told a little lie and asked him to eat together.

After a while, Li Shan realized that something was wrong: "Why did Sister Qian suddenly buy everyone such expensive fruits? Everyone can't share a few. For the same money, it's better to buy some bananas and oranges."

"Brother Xiu, is this really the fruit sent by Sister Qian? Let me ask the girl if there is any." Yi Qingfei also found something wrong.

"Okay, I'll tell the truth."

Seeing that the lie was about to be exposed, Luo Xiu had no choice but to half-truth and half-truth: "Just now I went to Sister Qian's apartment, and before I left, she insisted that I take the fruit back to eat, saying that it will nourish my body, so don't tell me! "

"It's late at night, what are you doing at Sister Qian's apartment?" Li Shan caught the point right away.

"Ah!" Luo Xiu pretended to be flustered, "Don't think too much, Sister Qian and I really didn't do anything."

"Still saying nothing?" Li Shan roared, "Jianye, bring me my stinky socks, I will torture you to extract a confession."

"I have recruited, I have recruited them all."

Luo Xiu hurriedly raised his hand to surrender, and Li Shan's socks could keep up with the ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty.

"No, you recruited too early, come here, put on the torture tools."

"You are avenging private revenge." Luo Xiu refused.

"No, this is not a personal enmity, this is the collective anger of the remaining 19 boys in the class." Li Shan raised his arms and shouted, "Everyone shout with me, kill Luo Gou, grab Sister Qian!"

"Kill Luo Gou and grab Sister Qian!"

"Kill Luo Gou and grab Sister Qian!"

Yi Qingfei and Zhao Jianye responded to the call, one left and one right pushed Luo Xiu down on the bed.

That night, there were miserable cries from Building 6, Building 303.

The listener is sad, and the hearer weeps.

At the same time, Jay Chou's "Chrysanthemum Terrace" sounded in the dormitory next door.

Chrysanthemum

full of injuries

your smile has turned yellow

Of course, all this only exists in Li Shan's fantasy.Because Yi Qingfei and Zhao Jianye turned against each other temporarily, it was Li Shan who was pressed on the bed, and it was Li Shan who screamed.

……

The next day, the final of the school's entrepreneurship competition was finally about to start, and the place was in the school's auditorium.

Usually, only graduation ceremonies, cultural performances, large-scale lectures...important events will be arranged in this auditorium, which also shows how much the school attaches importance to this entrepreneurship competition.

Of course, the degree to which a school attaches importance to a matter is often inversely proportional to the students.

The more important the school is to something, the less interested the students tend to be.Don't ask, asking is treason!
But the students' opinions are not important. As long as the school values ​​it, the seats in the auditorium must be full.

Therefore, except for a small number of voluntary participation, the rest of the indicators are assigned to the cadres of each class, and then the cadres of the class "catch the strong men".

Li Shan was first caught by class leader Ye Xiaomeng.Although this woman has a cute name, she is actually not cute at all, not only not cute, but also very "violent".

"Li Shan, you didn't go to the lectures in the past two weeks, it's your turn this time." Ye Xiaomeng grabbed Li Shan's arm.

"Squad leader, it's not that I don't want to participate, it's really, really...it's not convenient these two days."

Li Shan's eyeballs rolled quickly, thinking of a reason for himself.

"What? Is uncle here again?" Ye Xiaomeng was unmoved.

"No, it was the beasts in the dormitory who treated me...to me... woohoo!" Li Shan covered his face and wept.

"Stop pretending, all four of you dorms have to go this time."

"Okay, if you can persuade Luo Xiu to go, then I will go."

Li Shan kicked the ball to Luo Xiu.

"Okay, I'll be there on time."

Before Ye Xiaomeng started to torture, Luo Xiu agreed immediately.

"You boy betrayed our revolutionary friendship."

Li Shan originally thought that Luo Xiu would be able to figure out a way to deal with the squad leader, but he didn't expect that under the squad leader's coercion, he would lie flat without any resistance.

What kind of entrepreneurship competition are you watching? Isn’t it fun to play games in the dormitory?Isn't it nice to meet beautiful women in the library?Why waste all this time?

He didn't know that Luo Xiu was one of the contestants, and he had to be there no matter what.

Not only did he go by himself, but he also asked those part-timers to be present, so that they could see how their boss defeated their opponents one by one.

After the final list is finalized, all the staff from Room 303 on the boys side must be present.Besides the class monitor himself, Guan Shiyu also took the initiative to sign up for the girls.

The school requires students to enter the arena at 06:30 p.m., and the student union requires 07:30 to gather and sign in, but the real start time is [-]:[-].

Luo Xiu was more experienced, and waited until the last moment to step in and find his seat.

Seeing Luo Xiu wearing a formal suit, Li Shan couldn't help but sarcastically said: "This successful person, you should sit in the VIP seat. The place where we grassroots sit is afraid of getting your clothes dirty."

Luo Xiu waved his hand, "Look at what you said, occasionally I have to go deep into the people, understand the people's feelings, and have fun with the people."

"Luo Xiu, why are you dressed so handsomely today?" Guan Shiyu next to him also asked.

"Because I'm sitting next to you today. You are so beautiful. If I dress more handsomely, others will mistake us for a couple. This will dissuade some girls who are delusional about me and trying to plot something wrong."

After Luo Xiu finished speaking, he turned to Ye Xiaomeng and asked, "Sir, am I right?"

"Ugh, I'm not interested in you at all."

"I didn't mention you, why do you check in by yourself?"

"Luo Xiu, have you ever seen a fist the size of a casserole?" Ye Xiaomeng clenched her fists and crackled.

(End of this chapter)