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Chapter 350 Good Voice Audition (Hilarious)

The Good Voice online audition activity was quietly launched on Zhiyin.

There wasn't much popularity in the first week, but as singers uploaded songs one after another and social media fermented, it finally became popular.

Voting is being discussed everywhere.

"Do you know the audition for Good Voice? Liang Bo sings so well, I want to vote for him."

"It's just average, it's not as good as my singing."

"You are so good, why don't you go to the competition?"

"If you participate in the competition, you will participate in the competition. I dare not say it."

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Many people have inexplicable confidence in their singing voice, and feel that they can sing better than singers.

If you go to KTV with a group of people, you will find that some people sing very hard, but his confident appearance will make you think that there is something wrong with your hearing.

Why can he sing so badly, yet be so confident?
Singing badly is actually not a crime. No matter how badly you sing, you still have the right to sing. You can't stop cutting someone's songs just because they sing badly.

The problem is that not only does he sing badly, but he is also a badass, he has to sing every song, and he can't cut everything.

After cutting a song, the next one is still his, isn't it a surprise?

In the K room with only two mics, there is always one mic in his hand, and the other five people share one mic, and the other five play dice cups and drink beer all night.

Zhao Jianye is a person who never orders songs, but only plays dice cups and drinks.Li Shan is the Maiba who sings hard.

Before that, there were many music auditions, but some thresholds were set up to prevent those who thought they could do it.

Players need to go through complicated registration, travel to other places to compete, and go to the scene...

All these inconvenient factors finally made many people give up the idea of ​​participating.

This is like HR recruitment, setting a bunch of conditions, which can greatly reduce the pressure of his interview.

However, the audition for "The Voice" this time is different.

Everyone can record a song for themselves as long as they pick up their mobile phones.

So all kinds of ghosts and monsters poured in, some of them sang very well, and more were people who sang very ordinary but thought they sang very well.

No matter how many judges you invite, you can't cope with such a huge workload.

However, this time, there is no need for judges for the sea selection, because the promotion places for each competition area are all determined by the votes of netizens.

Regular users can cast one vote per day, while members can cast ten votes per day.

This audition does not depend on strength, but on popularity.

After they uploaded the song, no one voted, so they had to forward it to various groups and get people to vote for him.

During this period of time, what people are most afraid of is that a friend who has not been in touch for a long time suddenly sends two words: Are you there?

He didn't ask you to borrow money, let alone send you invitations because he was going to get married.

Instead, it asks if you have downloaded the Zhiyin APP and asked you to vote for him.

Later, some people were annoyed by the question, so they replied: I have already voted for someone else, and I have no more votes.

What he didn't expect was that just after twelve o'clock in the evening, he received a greeting from a group of people: There is a new ticket, vote for me soon.

If you didn't click on the message, you thought it was your birthday today, and there are so many people who clicked on it to send their wishes.

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The licking dogs are especially happy during the audition.

Those licking dogs who sent good morning and good night to the goddess every day, but the goddess never responded to the message, unexpectedly received a message from the goddess.

Many of those good-looking goddesses have a star dream, hoping that they can also be like Supergirl, make their debut through the draft, and become popular all over the country overnight.

She knows that no matter what she wants to do, the dogs will help her unconditionally.

So she sent a message to Licking Dog: Hongwei, I participated in the audition for Good Voice on Zhiyin, but no one voted for me, what should I do?
After Licking Dog received the message, he didn't fall asleep that night.

This is not simply canvassing votes, but the task of the master!

Licking Dog usually doesn't have much fighting power, it seems that everyone can bully him, that's because the owner didn't give him a fighting order.

Now that the order has been issued, no matter whether there is a sea of ​​swords and guns in front of him, or a dragon's lake and a tiger's lair, he will not miss it.

The combat power soared from 5 to 500 in an instant. Not only did he open ten member accounts to vote, but he also canvassed, asked for and bought tickets overnight, and tried every means to please the master.

On the second day, Licking Dog sent screenshots of hundreds of votes to the goddess.

Sure enough, the goddess quickly replied to his message, and there was no longer only one word "oh".

Facts have proved that as long as you put in enough hard work, it will definitely pay off.

This chicken soup really made sense, and the number of words the goddess replied to him increased significantly.

It is twice the usual, that is to say, it has increased from one word to two.

These two words are not simply "thank you". If it was just "thank you", it would be too much.

These two words are "good".

Licking the dog sent screenshots of his day's results and hundreds of votes to the goddess, and the goddess replied to him with two words: OK.

Normal people will be very angry when they receive these two words, and they will ask: I have paid so much for you and done so many things for you, and you replied "OK" without a word of thanks?

Licking the dog doesn't think so, these two words are equivalent in his heart, he asked the goddess: Can you be my girlfriend?Goddess replied: OK.

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Sometimes the licking dog can't help himself to participate in the competition, and the licking dog is not the lowest-level creature. While licking others, he is also licked by the lower-level licking dog.

In other words: the person you never forget, she is also waiting for the echo of others.

This is an endless biological chain, and you never know which layer you are on.

Many people feel that they are at the bottom, because most people ignore their dog-licking in their hearts, and they don't know if they have a dog-licking.

He only thought of his goddess in his heart, but he didn't know that other girls were silently paying for him.

Every person will have at least two licking dogs, which are his parents.

Parents are always giving to their children regardless of return, thinking that their children are the best in the world.

When a child uploads a song and participates in the "The Voice" audition, as a parent, they will inevitably mobilize all relatives and friends to help vote.

"Third Uncle, have you eaten yet? My child participated in the Good Voice audition, and the entry number is 9527. Please vote for him."

Obviously, it is easy to see that the online audition of The Voice is very popular.

Zhiyin, as the only designated app for this audition, has seen a rapid increase in downloads, rising to the top of the monthly music app download list.

What's even more frightening is that the membership rate is much higher than that of several other music apps.

While Pinru Group rejoiced at this achievement, it also raised new problems.

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(PS: Whether you are a boy or a girl, I hope you will not be a dog licker.)
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