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Chapter 358 Opening Ceremony

For four years as a college student, you are forced to attend countless ceremonies and listen to speeches from different people.

They hated the leader's speech deeply, but they had to attend.

You can skip class if you are in a bad mood, but you cannot escape this kind of ceremony.

You can play with your mobile phone in class, and you can take various errands, but in this kind of ceremony, there will be constant patrols by teachers, class leaders, and student unions, so you have to put your mobile phone away.

But these are not difficult for contemporary college students. They quickly thought of a way to deal with it, that is, the soul is out of the body.

They sat there dumbfounded, but in fact it was just their bodies, three souls and six souls, only one wisp remained in their bodies, and the rest had already wandered out of the sky.

Since there is only a ray of remnant soul in the body, there is no way to think too much. All the behaviors of the body can only follow and imitate the surrounding classmates. If someone around applauds, they will applaud together.

Back then, Li Shan played a prank once and joined several boys to make trouble together.Every time the principal finished a sentence, they immediately applauded desperately, leading others to applaud together.

The principal said: Hello, students!

(applause)
Principal: Let me just say two points.

(applause)
Principal: The first point is...

(applause)
Principal: Students don't need to be so enthusiastic.

(applause)
The principal on the stage was also wondering, what happened to these students today?Am I speaking too well?

Of course, there are times when students are serious, and that is the entrance ceremony for freshmen.

Since they have just stepped into the university gate, they are full of longing for everything about the university, and even the entrance ceremony full of lectures can also make them listen with relish.

What's more, they heard that the school invited Luo Xiu back today.

Although this senior has graduated, his deeds have been circulating in the university town.

From the first day when they first reported to the school, when the seniors and sisters who greeted the freshmen introduced the glorious deeds of the school to them, most of the content was talking about Luo Xiu.

Even the Life Department of the Student Union, which had had conflicts with Luo Xiu, used Luo Xiu as propaganda when recruiting new students.

"I heard from seniors that senior Luo Xiu didn't have the money to rent a warehouse when he started his business. It was our life department who lent him a valuable activity base, which made him achieve what he is today."

This kind of statement sounds like: I lent my garage to Bill Gates to start a business, and only then did Microsoft become today.

Although it sounds unreliable, it is enough to fool this group of freshmen. After hearing this, they all exclaimed:
"It turns out that the life department has such a relationship with senior Luo Xiu. I want to apply to join the life department."

"Can you show us the activity base of the Ministry of Life?"

"Tell us the story of Senior Luo Xiu again!"

……

The freshmen are too curious about a senior Luo Xiu who has created amazing wealth in four years of university.

Now the real person will appear at the opening ceremony, and everyone is looking forward to his speech.

It's a pity that Luo Xiu's speech was arranged until the end, and they listened to the principal's speech first.

This old man over half a century old has a very high level of speech. He talked about his difficult school experience back then, and compared his happy life today, which inspired the freshmen on stage.

I secretly vowed in my heart that I must make my four-year college life more fulfilling.

Although most of the students have forgotten these vows the next day, there are still some who take their college life seriously because of the words of the old principal.

Those who came after the old principal were not as good at speaking as one.

In particular, a representative of outstanding students in the school and a representative of outstanding freshmen read the manuscript on stage.

The content of the manuscript is similar to a high school composition:
Dear school leaders, dear students, good morning!As a member of the 2012 freshmen, I am honored to stand here and speak on behalf of all freshmen.The edge of a sword comes from sharpening, and the fragrance of plum blossoms comes from bitter cold.After ten years of hard study, we have the honor to step into the school of Yangcheng University... We know that the mountains of books are long and the sea of ​​learning is boundless.The four years of university are not the four years for us to indulge and play, but the four years for us to embark on a new learning journey......

The students were already tired of listening to such speeches, and sat in the audience drowsy.

In the end, they finally waited for Luo Xiu to speak on stage.

The students in the back heard the girl in front screaming: Wow, what a handsome boy!
They also stretched their necks one after another, but it was a pity that they were too far away from the rostrum, and only a vague figure could be seen.

"I just heard someone call me Liangzai. I thought I went to the Yangcheng Vegetable Market? Every uncle and aunt calls me Liangzai."

Luo Xiu's first sentence made the students in the audience laugh out loud, and the atmosphere instantly rose.

"Everyone, don't call me that in the future. This is a university, not a vegetable market. We are here to study, so call me handsome in the future!"

The unexpected turning point caused another burst of laughter.

"The principal asked me to come back and talk to everyone about how to live meaningfully in college. This topic is a bit big, and I don't know where to start. Then I will talk about how to skip classes without being named..."

Luo Xiu turned his head and glanced at the old principal, pretending to be frightened, and then quickly denied, "No, why would a good student like me skip class? Let me tell you, my grades are good, and my high math ..."

"Cough cough...my English test certificate...cough, it's not interesting to talk about grades, let's talk about the campus love you care about!"

Luo Xiu turned his head to look at the old principal again, and asked in a low voice, "Is it okay to say that you are in love?"

His cautious appearance made the audience burst into laughter again.

Luo Xiu didn't wait for the old principal to answer, and said to himself: "College students must fall in love at least once. I believe that each of you thinks so. You even started planning to have a relationship in college when you were freshman in high school." A love affair."

"Some people's biggest motivation to go to college is because no one cares about dating in college, and there are many girls."

"As your predecessors, I can tell you very sincerely that boys with this kind of thinking usually stay single for four years."

Luo Xiu paused for a moment, and after everyone finished laughing, he said, "I'm talking about the one who laughed just now."

"Everyone must think that I am joking, and must be thinking that this is impossible. I must not be single for four years in college, but the more people think this way, the less they will find a girlfriend."

"So what kind of people are easier to get out of the singles? Those who find it difficult to get out of the singles, those who think it is not so easy to find a girlfriend even after going to college."

"They think it's too difficult to find a girlfriend, so they don't miss any chance to meet a girl, and they end up leaving the singles."

"When it comes to senior year, those boys who are not bad in appearance will look helplessly at boys and girlfriends who are not as tall as them in height, appearance, and study, feeding them in the cafeteria, and they can't understand it."

"They think to themselves, this girl is good-looking because she is good-looking, but she is blind and has found such an ugly boyfriend. Then they will look at themselves in the mirror and mourn: why do I have no girlfriend because I am so handsome?"

When Luo Xiu said this, everyone stopped laughing and began to listen to him with thought.

"Study is the same. Many people think that the college entrance examination is so difficult and the enrollment rate is so low. I have survived it, and passing the university entrance examination is enough. Most people can pass. It is not difficult. I am sure it will be fine. People who hold this kind of thinking often end up failing their courses, or even fail to graduate.”

"I hope that you can all understand that learning is not something you can learn casually, and I hope that you can all be admitted to the university of society with excellent grades!"

"Finally, I'm here to advertise. I hope you will come to work in our Pinru Group after four years. We have no advantages, but the boss is stupid and has a lot of money. Come quickly!"

"The positions that we permanently recruit a large number of people are..."

After Luo Xiu finished speaking, there was endless applause from the stage.

He didn't have much content in the whole speech. First, he made everyone laugh, so that the students who had been sitting for two or three hours and had their ears bombarded for two or three hours could regain their spirits again.

Next, we will talk about the love issues that everyone cares about, and arouse the interest of the students.

Then use the analogy of learning to fall in love, reduce the taste of preaching, and let people listen to it.

Finally, put a small advertisement and plant a seed, so that after four years, some of the best among them will be more likely to choose to join Pinru.

(End of this chapter)