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Chapter 88 Li Shan, the Inspiration Drained

Since the announcement of the school sports meeting came out, the number of people in the school stadium has increased several times in an instant.

Although they resisted when they signed up, none of them wanted to lose face in front of so many people.

All the students who were forced to join the battle began to cram their feet and train hard during these two weeks, hoping to improve their grades.

Even Guan Shiyu went to buy a complete set of sports equipment, including professional running shoes, sports underwear, leggings...

In fact, she doesn't know what clothes to wear for running, she just picks out clothes that look good.

On the day the equipment arrived, she took Luo Xiu to the sports field.

Luo Xiu couldn't figure it out, since I didn't sign up for the competition, why should I train with her?

It wasn't until Guan Shiyu handed her a camera that she realized her role as a ruthless tool for taking pictures.

Sure enough, training is not the goal, taking beautiful photos is what she wants.

5 minutes of training and [-] hours of taking pictures.Guan Shiyu took the camera and went back to retouch the pictures contentedly, and never went to the sports field again.

She usually does some yoga in the dormitory to keep fit, and sweating in the sun is not suitable for her.

……

The long-lost school sports meeting has finally arrived.

In order not to delay the students' study time, the school arranged the sports meeting on Saturday morning very "intimately".

Everyone had to come to the stadium to gather early in the morning.

The first is the entrance ceremony. The speakers on both sides of the sports field play the "Athlete's Approaching Song" in a loop. Each department forms a square team to enter the field. When passing the rostrum, they shout the slogan of their class loudly.

The host of the sports meeting was Runan Liu from the school's radio station. She introduced the entering teams with a clear and pleasant voice.

"Facing the fragrance of rhododendrons, the athletes of the Department of Computer Science are coming to us. They are young, united, confident, and fearless. Their slogan is..."

At this time, the students from the Department of Computer Science yelled together: "Computers are not fundamental. Repair a computer, turn it on and off."

This funny slogan caused the audience to burst into laughter.

Liu Runan glanced at the blackened face of the leader next to him, stuck out his tongue secretly, desperately suppressed the urge to laugh, and said to himself: I am a professional, absolutely not laughing out loud.

At this time, the next square team entered the arena, and she quickly picked up the manuscript and continued to read:

"Look, who are they? Their neat footsteps are sonorous and powerful, their confident faces are full of moving colors, and their powerful lineup exudes vitality. They are the Department of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering, and their slogan is..."

"Electromechanical and electrical, unlimited power. Professional film sticking, and repair of home appliances."

"Pfft!" The professional Liu Runan finally couldn't help but burst out laughing, and the sound spread throughout the stadium.

Driven by Liu Runan, everyone naturally laughed like crazy.

Next came the phalanx of the medical school. Their slogans were so-so, but the students in the front row were wearing white coats, carrying a stretcher and rushing forward. Someone next to them was running with a hanging bottle. Halfway through the run, they were lying on the stretcher. The student also fell, causing the audience to laugh again.

When it came to Luo Xiu's class, it was the most normal. A group of people walked over in a normal formation.

This is not because Li Shan, the chief director, has run out of inspiration. He even rehearsed several formations, but none of them were used.

The first one was to imitate Xiangxi's exorcising corpses. During a rehearsal, a passing leader saw her and forced her to 404 on the grounds of feudal superstition.

Then he made another cosplay with a very large scale, and because of SQYH, he was also 404.

One late night, while drinking, Li Shan scolded: We do not lack talents to create an excellent culture, but what we lack is an environment to create an excellent culture.

In the end, Li Shan had no choice but to go on strike, and everyone walked past the rostrum in a military training formation very boringly.

However, such a formation was praised by the leaders on the stage and gave the highest score.

……

The entrance ceremony is over, followed by athletes and referees swearing in, and finally speeches by several leaders.

Every leader opened his mouth and said: "The sun is very strong today, the students have worked hard, I will simply say two points..."

However, within these two points, there are four sub-points, and each sub-point has six subsections, which cannot be completed within two hours.

April in Yangcheng, Guangdong Province is not necessarily a sunny spring, it is like a dice in the hands of God, and the face thrown out today is summer.

The athletes stood under the sun for most of the day. They were sunburned and dazed, and they could smell the smell of barbecue.

It seems that this is not a sports meeting, but a barbecue meeting.

Although the weather was very hot, Hu Jianren present was shivering.They don't know at what maturity they will be activated.

Before he went to study in Guangdong Province, he didn't believe these rumors, but when he saw the claypot rice on the menu, they believed it.

I don't know how long I waited, but finally I heard the principal announce, "The 2009 Spring Campus Sports Meet has officially started!"

This sentence was like the sound of sounds of nature, which made the students burst into cheers.

The principal on the stage smiled and said to the people beside him: "You hear the cheers, it shows that the students are very enthusiastic about the sports meeting. We should hold more such activities."

"The principal is right!"

"The principal is wise!"

"Through this sports meeting, the collective sense of honor, sense of competition and fighting spirit of the students have been greatly improved."

……

A school sports meeting without basketball and football games can't really arouse the enthusiasm of the students.

In addition to the contestants, other students want to go back to the dormitory to play games.

The smart sophomores and juniors had already sneaked away, and only the naive freshmen were forced to stay as spectators to make the scene more lively.

The teachers also don't like this kind of sports meeting. It's a rare weekend, so they sacrificed it like this, and there is no overtime pay.

Of course, the school sports meeting is not boring all the way, and occasionally there will be wonderful moments.

For example, when Guan Shiyu was wearing sports shorts and standing on the 100-meter track, it caused a sensation in the audience.

Although she ran last and almost fell, she got the most cheers.

When she crossed the finish line, there were deafening cheers from the audience, as if she had won No.1.

At this time, Luo Xiu walked over with a towel to help her wipe off her sweat, but she didn't resist, and the cheers stopped abruptly.

……

At the end of the three-day sports meeting, the headmaster held his 11-month-pregnant belly with his hands, and said, "The physical fitness of the students is still too poor. We should conduct individual tests. Students who fail to meet the physical test standards will lose the evaluation scholarship." qualifications."

"The principal is right!"

"The principal is wise!"

……

(PS: I have been writing about business in the past, and the collapse is too tight. In these two chapters, I will write about campus life to relax. Not all school sports games are like this, and there are many well-run ones. The content is purely fictitious and has nothing to do with recent current events. There is no connection, please do not take a seat on the number.

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