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Chapter 200 Ye Shen's National Football Joke (ask for a monthly ticket)
Ye Chen made a fool of himself on purpose, making all the fans anxious.

"Brother, tell me quickly, I'm so anxious."

"I think watching Brothers' interviews is as funny as watching Deyun Club cross talk."

The fans urged Ye Chen one after another.

Ye Chen smiled lightly and said:

"The first sentence: The game has started, and the national football team has only a theoretical possibility to qualify."

"Second sentence: We drove into the opponent's half with big feet and lost the ball."

"The third sentence: There is not much time left for the national football team."

"Fourth sentence: We finally saw the opposing goalkeeper. The national football team shot and the ball went wide."

"Fifth sentence: Although we lost, we still saw hope for the future.

……

These lines are the lines that fans often hear when the national football commentary.

The fans at the scene burst into laughter instantly.

Although they lost, these fans laughed so happily because of the loss for the first time.

Of course, Ye Chen's statement was a bit exaggerated.

After all, it's just a 10-minute football game, and as a commentator, you have to interpret the game at any time.

But why are fans laughing?

the reason is simple.

The national football game, these few words, summed up the whole national football game.

The fans are all hopeful, hoping that the national football team can create miracles.

But soon the fans discovered that the national football team soon had a theoretical possibility.

There is almost no cooperation in the national football game, and it will only play big.

The national football's shooting is quite accurate when shooting into one's own goal, but it is too difficult to shoot into the opponent's goal.

Even in the game against the island country, even the opponent's goalkeeper could not be seen.

Players in the opponent's backcourt stood and chatted together, and the goalkeeper was even eating melon seeds.

This is simply the biggest irony of the national football team.

Fans have heard these lines too much, and even feel very worried.

The eyes of the fans seeing Ye Chen were also different from before.

This guy really dares to say it.

Although the fans had anger in their hearts before, they had nowhere to vent.

Today, Ye Chen said what they wanted to say.

……

The female reporter has collapsed.

She knew she couldn't continue the interview so she wanted to run away.

But the fans are not willing to let go of such a good opportunity to vent.

A fan turned into a reporter and interviewed Ye Chen.

"My brother, it seems that you know football very well. Can you tell me how the national football team can break out of Asia and go to the world?"

Hearing what this fan said, everyone stopped laughing and looked at Ye Chen.

Everyone wanted to know if Ye Chen would continue to say some golden sentences.

The female reporter also let out a sigh of relief.

After all, this is a question raised by fans, no matter how Ye Chen answers, he doesn't have to take the blame.

At this moment, the female reporter also looked at Ye Chen.

After all, this question is of concern to many people.

After hearing the fan's question, Ye Chen replied almost without thinking: "It's actually not difficult for the national football team to qualify."

"Not difficult?"

Hearing Ye Chen's words, all the fans were stunned.

For so many years, the national football team has appeared once.

And now this group of players, facing the strong Asian teams, it is difficult to pass halftime.

How could it not be difficult?

Ye Chen continued:

"In fact, if the national football team wants to break out of Asia, the method is very simple. It only needs to do five steps."

Hearing Ye Chen's words, the fans at the scene and in the live broadcast room became curious.

What method can make this disappointing national football team qualify?
"The first step is to let FIFA allocate a place to Antarctica through operation."

"The second step is to assign the national football team to the Antarctic Division."

"The third step is to let the national football team and the Penguin football team compete for the right to qualify."

"In the fourth step, the national football team will hide in the penalty area to defend, and strive to draw with the Penguins in the away game."

"The fifth step is to set up the home court in Sanya, and strive for the heat-dead penguins to appear directly."

……

After Ye Chen said these five steps, the fans laughed like crazy.

Everyone knows that Ye Chen is still teasing the national football team.

Although the irony is very strong, the fans just want to say:
"Nice job."

"However, the most difficult of these five steps is the fourth point."

"fourth point?"

"A draw against the Penguins?"

The fans burst into laughter again.

Fans in the live broadcast room couldn't help complaining:
"Haha, kneel to God Ye."

"God Ye is really amazing."

"That's awesome, God Ye, I'm dying of laughter."

This f*cking fourth rule, the draw with the Penguin football team has become the biggest obstacle for the national football team.

This is simply a stroke of genius.

The incompetence of the national football team was once again fully demonstrated.

The national football player in the car was itching with anger.

What the hell, everyone knows that a fool can win a game with a penguin.

What does Ye Chen mean, saying that they are not as good as fools.

The captain of the national football team couldn't bear it anymore and also entered the live broadcast room.

"I am the captain of the national football team. Although we lost the game, we still worked hard. Isn't it too much for you to satirize our national football team so much? Although we lost, everyone worked hard. Why do you insult us? You keyboards Apart from complaining about the national football team, what has Xia really done for the national football team?"

Seeing the captain of the national football team speak, the fans became even more excited.

"Why? Don't you know it yourself?"

"That's right, we fans can't say it after losing?"

"You still have a reason to lose, don't you?"

Ye Chen looked at the message from the captain of the national football team, pondered for a moment and said:

"The captain of the national football team is actually right. Our national football team still has advantages."

After hearing Ye Chen's words, the fans and Ye Chen's fans were stunned.

"Could it be that as soon as the captain of the national football team appeared, Ye Shen was scared?"

"How can this speak for the national football team?"

Ye Chen continued: "The biggest feature of our national football team is its super stability."

"Football has developed for so many years, and samba football is no longer the original samba football."

"Island football is not the original island football."

"The hardest thing about being a football team is consistency."

"Looking at the whole world, how can there be a consistent football team, and our Longguo football team is stable?"

"Not every kind of milk is a deluxe, and not every team is a deluxe!"

"Our Longguo football team has been focusing on losing for 30 years. It has been imitated and never surpassed."

"We don't score goals, we're just porters of football."

"Our Long Guo football team is not without contributions. They have successfully brought joy to the fans of the war-torn country, and brought confidence to those football teams in small countries who don't have enough clothes or even jerseys and shoes to wear."

……

Ye Chen's words came out, and the live broadcast room was dead silent.

Everyone stared blankly at Ye Chen.

All fell silent in Ye Chen's words.

Just now, everyone thought Ye Chen was scared when he saw the captain of the national football team talking.

It turns out that Ye Chen still has a big move.

This paragraph is simply too arrogant.

These few jokes by Ye Chen were together, and all the fans in the audience and the fans in the live broadcast room all knelt down.

The place was silent.

The fans in the live broadcast room were boiling with excitement.

"Brother is awesome."

"I'm on my knees, God Ye's jokes are so awesome."

"Ye Shen's jokes about the national football team are amazing. You can scold the national football team with such connotation."

(End of this chapter)