my wife came out of the game
Chapter 142 Stinky meat, dinner is ready
Chapter 142 Stinky meat, dinner is ready
Xu Fan raised his head...
Suddenly blood and tears flowed from his pale face.
Everyone's expressions changed.
Worries immediately arose in their hearts.
Even the sister-in-law's expression changed because of this.
She didn't want Xu Fan to die now.
She also wanted to hear more about the disharmony between Xu Fan and his wife!
So that moment.
The sister-in-law stuffed the bloody edamame into her mouth, and then she quickly stepped forward, carried Xu Fan, and retreated directly to the back, away from the black coffin. Immediately afterwards, she patted Xu Fan's cheek with her hand and said:
"Hey, stinky meat... are you still alive..."
Everyone: "..."
At that time.
Xu Fan's eyes were bloodshot.
Even the consciousness of the whole person is blood-colored...
That person in the ruins sometimes cried miserably, sometimes laughed wildly and cried, and sometimes cried angrily. He always occupied Xu Fan's mind and pulled Xu Fan's nerves.
However, I don't know if it was because of my sister-in-law's 'slap' or the city of ruins in the spiritual world. The crying scene in Xu Fan's mind finally faded away slowly at this time.
It is like a tide, coming violently and retreating quickly at the same time.
Xu Fan half sat on the ground.
His eyes gradually regained clarity.
"Hey... stinky meat..."
Su Ying stretched out her hand again and slapped Xu Fan's face.
This time I don't know if she did it on purpose, but the shooting was heavy.
Xu Fan felt his face was hot.
He hurried back to his senses and said, "I'm fine."
After speaking, he stretched out his hand to wipe the blood and tears from his face.
The widow, Shan Nian Pan Shuang and others watched.
They were all relieved.
Su Ying watched.
She curled her lips regretfully.
She was thinking, why Xu Fan didn't pay more attention to the sinking society?In that case, how many more slaps can she give this stinky piece of meat?Don't tell me, it felt like fun.
Su Ying laughed happily as she thought about it.
Xu Fan watched.
He always felt that this sister-in-law was not happy because he regained consciousness.
She seems to be because she slapped herself a few times?
……
【hint:】
[The player retrieved 1 piece, your lost memory...]
[Get all attributes +1 point! 】
Xu Fan sat halfway.
His mind moved slightly at this moment.
【hint:】
[The player retrieves 1 yuan of his own memory, which is 34 yuan away from your complete memory! 】
The system message sounded again.
Xu Fan listened.
He also remembered what Deng Miaomiao said: You have been torn into many pieces!
"So... is it really me from the past?"
Xu Fan's eyes froze.
but.
Xu Fan didn't think too long.
He quickly withdrew his thoughts, after all, it doesn't make much sense to think about it right now.
Xu Fan withdrew his thoughts.
He stood up and looked up at the black coffin.
This black coffin is definitely a good thing, and the fragments of consciousness attached to the black coffin also made him wonder, what is it that is sealed inside the black coffin?Will it be related to yourself?
Is it a former subordinate?
Or a former enemy?
Or something else?
Of course, it's also possible that none of them are.
but.
anyway.
This black coffin is a good thing, there is no doubt about it.
Therefore, Xu Fan still chose to step forward, he stretched out his hand, touched the black coffin again, and continued to try to see if he could put the black coffin in the inventory!
【hint:】
[Because the player level is too low, C-level items cannot be accommodated...]
[Please note: C-level props are advanced props, and the containment conditions must be at least level 15! 】
Xu Fan watched.
He couldn't help but sigh.
Although he was already prepared in his heart, he felt that this kind of item might not be able to be included in the inventory, but when the system really prompted him, he was still a little disappointed.
but.
Xu Fan quickly adjusted.
He withdrew his hand, looked at the black coffin in front of him, and strengthened his determination to improve his level.
……
next.
Xu Fan scanned again in the basement.
He left the basement after confirming that there were no other special items in the basement.
As for the black coffin.
After Xu Fan couldn't store it in the inventory, he didn't choose to let the widow and the others help him take it away. He just let it stay here, anyway, it's hidden and safe here.
After all, there is kind-hearted Pan Shuang guarding here.
After his wife comes back, Xu Fan can ask his wife to see if he can find a way to use it. If not, then he will take his time and raise the level first.
Anyway, the black coffin is here, so it can't escape.
……
leave the basement...
Xu Fan led the crowd directly to the courtyard.
He first let everyone continue to 'handle' the bodies of outsiders.
After everyone finished disposing of all the outsider's corpses and their strength improved to a certain extent, Xu Fan took out the blood-weeping new clothes, the damaged medal, and the red string bracelet from Xiao Qiuhui from the inventory.
Xu Fan put all these on his body.
He armed himself fully.
Because, he is going to visit the villagers and strive to officially become the village head of Xingfu Village!
At that time.
Xu Fan checked what he was wearing. Then, he pulled the ordinary black gloves on his hands, took out the cursed knife, and led everyone to the gate of the courtyard.
Holding the knife, he looked at the Happy Village under the dark night, smiling all over his face:
"Walk……"
"Let's canvass for votes!"
……
the same moment.
In a rural self-built building in Xingfu Village.
Two figures are sitting on the sofa, but these two figures are very strange and unique, they seem to be conjoined twins?Their bodies are intact, but their heads are glued together.
One of the heads is a thin and delicate woman...
The other is a fat man.
They are like a pair of brothers and sisters, sitting on the sofa, eating the weird flesh, staring straight at the picture on TV that young people should not watch...
Very excited!
"Mom... I want it." The head of the woman among them became excited when she saw the weird picture on the TV, and her mouth was dripping with saliva.
By the side.
The fat man's head looked on.
He cursed directly: "You are such a disgusting thing, you just want to watch a movie."
Listening to her, the woman scolded directly: "Don't you want to? Don't think I didn't see that your body is straightening up."
"Damn it, can you shut up!"
"Hehe, my dear brother, this is out of embarrassment."
The woman smiled presumptuously and directly enraged the fat man completely. He stretched out his hand and started fighting with the woman on the sofa. He pressed the woman on the sofa and beat her.
Women's clothes were torn.
Showed innocence.
The mother who was cleaning next to me watched, she hurried forward to stop them, she forcibly stopped them, and then she yelled at them: "You fought so fiercely, do you want to attract all those outsiders?"
The two siblings listened.
They dare not speak.
Mother watched.
She seemed a little angry, but in the end she felt sorry for them and said: "You guys wait here, I'll go out and see if I can quietly catch someone back for you."
The two siblings looked excited.
They are looking forward to it.
Mother turned.
She is going to go out to find 'prey'.
Although, she really didn't want to go out, because she knew that the nearest village was not peaceful, but there was no way, her son and daughter hadn't eaten meat for half a month.
Mother went to the kitchen and got a kitchen knife.
Then she walked to the door, ready to open it and go out.
but.
Also at this time.
There was a knock on the door immediately.
Mother tilted her head in confusion.
She didn't understand, how could someone come to the door in the middle of the night?
Mother thought, she reached out and opened the door, the door opened, and there was a man in a suit standing outside, the man was good-looking, he was wearing gloves, and smiled politely at her:
"Hi, excuse me, my name is Xu Fan, I am..."
The mother listened, she didn't wait for Xu Fan to finish, she grabbed Xu Fan's hand and pulled Xu Fan into the room, then she said to her daughter very excitedly: "Fangfang, do you want to talk to me?" man, here he comes."
The daughter stood up quickly.
She looked at Xu Fan in front of her and let out a huff of excitement: "Mother, I like this man so much."
"I want to play with him for 7 days and 7 nights!"
The younger brother stands.
He looked at Xu Fan in front of him, and was equally excited: "Mom, I like him too, and I want to play with him too."
Mother watched.
She had a good laugh.
She felt that she was very lucky. Just as she was about to go out to find food for her children, someone delivered it to her door.
"Okay, okay, play together, and when you get tired of playing, I'll make him into a dish to fill your stomachs." The mother said happily, and the siblings also applauded.
Xu Fan stood.
There was panic on his face: "You... what are you going to do?"
Mother watched.
She looked very excited: "You are a damn charming thing, just stay at my house and play with my daughter and son. If you don't play well, I will chop you up!"
The mother picked up the kitchen knife and threatened him viciously.
Xu Fan watched.
His face was full of fear: "But...but my friend is still waiting for me outside..."
Daughter listens.
Her eyes lit up instantly: "Do you still have friends outside? Are they as good-looking as you?"
Xu Fan: "No, they look better than me."
Daughter listens.
There were more hahas in her mouth: "Quick, call them all in, let's play together."
Xu Fan stood.
A smile suddenly appeared on his fair face:
"Okay, ma'am."
"Xu Fan, the future head of Xingfu Village, fulfills your wish!"
next moment.
Xu Fan raised his hand and snapped his fingers...
Then he said with a smile:
"Everyone, come in."
"This family is very enthusiastic, they invite you to come into the house together!"
……
moment.
Terrifying Yin Qi swept across the house.
Immediately afterwards.
The widow led Zheng Yuhan, broke through the window arrogantly, and jumped in.Then, the water pipe in the kitchen burst suddenly at this moment, and while the flowing water was spraying wildly, the three brothers and sisters of the Yu family appeared underwater.
at the same time……
A black liquid started to flow from the ceiling.
The liquid continued to flow down, slowly condensing the figure of Xi Po on the ground, she leaned against the face with the black "囍" character, and looked at them with a hunched body, her body was full of Yin Qi.
Other than that.
Shannian Pan Shuang took the phoenix tree, the trash can and the big black dog...
They appeared at the gate and came to Xu Fan's side.
As for my sister-in-law.
She went directly down the stairs on the second floor.
She carried a bloody hammer on her shoulder, and threw a bloody edamame into her mouth with the other hand. She chewed, then grinned, showing sweet tiger teeth:
"Hey... stinky meat... Is it time for dinner?"
……
(End of this chapter)
Xu Fan raised his head...
Suddenly blood and tears flowed from his pale face.
Everyone's expressions changed.
Worries immediately arose in their hearts.
Even the sister-in-law's expression changed because of this.
She didn't want Xu Fan to die now.
She also wanted to hear more about the disharmony between Xu Fan and his wife!
So that moment.
The sister-in-law stuffed the bloody edamame into her mouth, and then she quickly stepped forward, carried Xu Fan, and retreated directly to the back, away from the black coffin. Immediately afterwards, she patted Xu Fan's cheek with her hand and said:
"Hey, stinky meat... are you still alive..."
Everyone: "..."
At that time.
Xu Fan's eyes were bloodshot.
Even the consciousness of the whole person is blood-colored...
That person in the ruins sometimes cried miserably, sometimes laughed wildly and cried, and sometimes cried angrily. He always occupied Xu Fan's mind and pulled Xu Fan's nerves.
However, I don't know if it was because of my sister-in-law's 'slap' or the city of ruins in the spiritual world. The crying scene in Xu Fan's mind finally faded away slowly at this time.
It is like a tide, coming violently and retreating quickly at the same time.
Xu Fan half sat on the ground.
His eyes gradually regained clarity.
"Hey... stinky meat..."
Su Ying stretched out her hand again and slapped Xu Fan's face.
This time I don't know if she did it on purpose, but the shooting was heavy.
Xu Fan felt his face was hot.
He hurried back to his senses and said, "I'm fine."
After speaking, he stretched out his hand to wipe the blood and tears from his face.
The widow, Shan Nian Pan Shuang and others watched.
They were all relieved.
Su Ying watched.
She curled her lips regretfully.
She was thinking, why Xu Fan didn't pay more attention to the sinking society?In that case, how many more slaps can she give this stinky piece of meat?Don't tell me, it felt like fun.
Su Ying laughed happily as she thought about it.
Xu Fan watched.
He always felt that this sister-in-law was not happy because he regained consciousness.
She seems to be because she slapped herself a few times?
……
【hint:】
[The player retrieved 1 piece, your lost memory...]
[Get all attributes +1 point! 】
Xu Fan sat halfway.
His mind moved slightly at this moment.
【hint:】
[The player retrieves 1 yuan of his own memory, which is 34 yuan away from your complete memory! 】
The system message sounded again.
Xu Fan listened.
He also remembered what Deng Miaomiao said: You have been torn into many pieces!
"So... is it really me from the past?"
Xu Fan's eyes froze.
but.
Xu Fan didn't think too long.
He quickly withdrew his thoughts, after all, it doesn't make much sense to think about it right now.
Xu Fan withdrew his thoughts.
He stood up and looked up at the black coffin.
This black coffin is definitely a good thing, and the fragments of consciousness attached to the black coffin also made him wonder, what is it that is sealed inside the black coffin?Will it be related to yourself?
Is it a former subordinate?
Or a former enemy?
Or something else?
Of course, it's also possible that none of them are.
but.
anyway.
This black coffin is a good thing, there is no doubt about it.
Therefore, Xu Fan still chose to step forward, he stretched out his hand, touched the black coffin again, and continued to try to see if he could put the black coffin in the inventory!
【hint:】
[Because the player level is too low, C-level items cannot be accommodated...]
[Please note: C-level props are advanced props, and the containment conditions must be at least level 15! 】
Xu Fan watched.
He couldn't help but sigh.
Although he was already prepared in his heart, he felt that this kind of item might not be able to be included in the inventory, but when the system really prompted him, he was still a little disappointed.
but.
Xu Fan quickly adjusted.
He withdrew his hand, looked at the black coffin in front of him, and strengthened his determination to improve his level.
……
next.
Xu Fan scanned again in the basement.
He left the basement after confirming that there were no other special items in the basement.
As for the black coffin.
After Xu Fan couldn't store it in the inventory, he didn't choose to let the widow and the others help him take it away. He just let it stay here, anyway, it's hidden and safe here.
After all, there is kind-hearted Pan Shuang guarding here.
After his wife comes back, Xu Fan can ask his wife to see if he can find a way to use it. If not, then he will take his time and raise the level first.
Anyway, the black coffin is here, so it can't escape.
……
leave the basement...
Xu Fan led the crowd directly to the courtyard.
He first let everyone continue to 'handle' the bodies of outsiders.
After everyone finished disposing of all the outsider's corpses and their strength improved to a certain extent, Xu Fan took out the blood-weeping new clothes, the damaged medal, and the red string bracelet from Xiao Qiuhui from the inventory.
Xu Fan put all these on his body.
He armed himself fully.
Because, he is going to visit the villagers and strive to officially become the village head of Xingfu Village!
At that time.
Xu Fan checked what he was wearing. Then, he pulled the ordinary black gloves on his hands, took out the cursed knife, and led everyone to the gate of the courtyard.
Holding the knife, he looked at the Happy Village under the dark night, smiling all over his face:
"Walk……"
"Let's canvass for votes!"
……
the same moment.
In a rural self-built building in Xingfu Village.
Two figures are sitting on the sofa, but these two figures are very strange and unique, they seem to be conjoined twins?Their bodies are intact, but their heads are glued together.
One of the heads is a thin and delicate woman...
The other is a fat man.
They are like a pair of brothers and sisters, sitting on the sofa, eating the weird flesh, staring straight at the picture on TV that young people should not watch...
Very excited!
"Mom... I want it." The head of the woman among them became excited when she saw the weird picture on the TV, and her mouth was dripping with saliva.
By the side.
The fat man's head looked on.
He cursed directly: "You are such a disgusting thing, you just want to watch a movie."
Listening to her, the woman scolded directly: "Don't you want to? Don't think I didn't see that your body is straightening up."
"Damn it, can you shut up!"
"Hehe, my dear brother, this is out of embarrassment."
The woman smiled presumptuously and directly enraged the fat man completely. He stretched out his hand and started fighting with the woman on the sofa. He pressed the woman on the sofa and beat her.
Women's clothes were torn.
Showed innocence.
The mother who was cleaning next to me watched, she hurried forward to stop them, she forcibly stopped them, and then she yelled at them: "You fought so fiercely, do you want to attract all those outsiders?"
The two siblings listened.
They dare not speak.
Mother watched.
She seemed a little angry, but in the end she felt sorry for them and said: "You guys wait here, I'll go out and see if I can quietly catch someone back for you."
The two siblings looked excited.
They are looking forward to it.
Mother turned.
She is going to go out to find 'prey'.
Although, she really didn't want to go out, because she knew that the nearest village was not peaceful, but there was no way, her son and daughter hadn't eaten meat for half a month.
Mother went to the kitchen and got a kitchen knife.
Then she walked to the door, ready to open it and go out.
but.
Also at this time.
There was a knock on the door immediately.
Mother tilted her head in confusion.
She didn't understand, how could someone come to the door in the middle of the night?
Mother thought, she reached out and opened the door, the door opened, and there was a man in a suit standing outside, the man was good-looking, he was wearing gloves, and smiled politely at her:
"Hi, excuse me, my name is Xu Fan, I am..."
The mother listened, she didn't wait for Xu Fan to finish, she grabbed Xu Fan's hand and pulled Xu Fan into the room, then she said to her daughter very excitedly: "Fangfang, do you want to talk to me?" man, here he comes."
The daughter stood up quickly.
She looked at Xu Fan in front of her and let out a huff of excitement: "Mother, I like this man so much."
"I want to play with him for 7 days and 7 nights!"
The younger brother stands.
He looked at Xu Fan in front of him, and was equally excited: "Mom, I like him too, and I want to play with him too."
Mother watched.
She had a good laugh.
She felt that she was very lucky. Just as she was about to go out to find food for her children, someone delivered it to her door.
"Okay, okay, play together, and when you get tired of playing, I'll make him into a dish to fill your stomachs." The mother said happily, and the siblings also applauded.
Xu Fan stood.
There was panic on his face: "You... what are you going to do?"
Mother watched.
She looked very excited: "You are a damn charming thing, just stay at my house and play with my daughter and son. If you don't play well, I will chop you up!"
The mother picked up the kitchen knife and threatened him viciously.
Xu Fan watched.
His face was full of fear: "But...but my friend is still waiting for me outside..."
Daughter listens.
Her eyes lit up instantly: "Do you still have friends outside? Are they as good-looking as you?"
Xu Fan: "No, they look better than me."
Daughter listens.
There were more hahas in her mouth: "Quick, call them all in, let's play together."
Xu Fan stood.
A smile suddenly appeared on his fair face:
"Okay, ma'am."
"Xu Fan, the future head of Xingfu Village, fulfills your wish!"
next moment.
Xu Fan raised his hand and snapped his fingers...
Then he said with a smile:
"Everyone, come in."
"This family is very enthusiastic, they invite you to come into the house together!"
……
moment.
Terrifying Yin Qi swept across the house.
Immediately afterwards.
The widow led Zheng Yuhan, broke through the window arrogantly, and jumped in.Then, the water pipe in the kitchen burst suddenly at this moment, and while the flowing water was spraying wildly, the three brothers and sisters of the Yu family appeared underwater.
at the same time……
A black liquid started to flow from the ceiling.
The liquid continued to flow down, slowly condensing the figure of Xi Po on the ground, she leaned against the face with the black "囍" character, and looked at them with a hunched body, her body was full of Yin Qi.
Other than that.
Shannian Pan Shuang took the phoenix tree, the trash can and the big black dog...
They appeared at the gate and came to Xu Fan's side.
As for my sister-in-law.
She went directly down the stairs on the second floor.
She carried a bloody hammer on her shoulder, and threw a bloody edamame into her mouth with the other hand. She chewed, then grinned, showing sweet tiger teeth:
"Hey... stinky meat... Is it time for dinner?"
……
(End of this chapter)
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