Reborn next door twins first grow up

Chapter 111 The Legend of the Faculty of Letters

"Lingyi..."

"Brother, you turn on the no picture filter mode in the settings..."

Gu Lingyi blushed in embarrassment, but in order not to be full of Lu Man in the future...

Ah, no!It's for Lu Man's physical and mental health!
She wants to keep the pipes full, and she is not allowed to see the messy pollutants!

Lu Man smiled and looked at Gu Lingyi. The girl was at a loss: "Lingyi, I just invited you to manage the money, but I didn't invite you to be the housekeeper."

"Pooh!"

"I want...not...well, it's Jiaer, I have to ask Jiaer to check your post!" Gu Lingyi clenched her small fists in front of her chest, cheering herself up bravely, "You block the pictures first, and then we Supervise you, delete him!"

Early mobile phone mobile data packages were in units of megabytes, that is, MB. 1024MB = 1GB, which means that the traffic of tens of MB a month is basically exhausted by swiping the webpage to see a few large pictures.

Therefore, both wap browsers and mobile QQ in those days had the no-picture data-saving mode setting, and the picture was displayed on the screen as a blue [picture] word, and the picture could be loaded by actively clicking on it.

Compared with the unlimited traffic in later generations, or the monthly subscription traffic of tens of gigabytes (GB) at every turn, the current mobile traffic is really worth spending money, and using a little bit saves a little bit.

"Lingyi, what's the problem?"

Even my sister knew what was going on, but she was kept in the dark.Gu Jiaer was in a hurry, now she felt like there was a kitten's paw in her heart, scratching her heart and liver.

Lu Man switched to the no-picture mode. At this time, Ugly God sent another message, talking about business.

[Ugly God]: I have a lot of QQ groups, and I am the moderator of the "Driving C License Exchange" area on the Chaosheng forum. There are tens of thousands of boys in the dormitory area of ​​the university city. They are very active netizens.

The corner of Lu Man's mouth twitched. This guy, Ugly God, has indeed not changed before and after his rebirth.

It is indeed a high-quality active netizen.

Don't even look at what they are here for, and engage in pornographic things, can they not be active!

Lu Man put the phone in front of Gu Jiaer's eyes: "My senior is kind enough to help us."

Seeing that Niu Ben's words in the news record are well-regulated and the content is normal, Gu Jiaer said strangely: "I feel that this senior is very nice, he doesn't look like a big villain, right? Ling Yi, why did you delete him?"

Wang Xueai glanced at it and reminded Gu Jiaer: "Jiaer, a BBS section discussing motor vehicle driver's licenses has tens of thousands of registered and active IDs. Don't you think there is something wrong with this..."

Lu Man laughed, silently feeling sorry for the driver's C license partition who was shot innocently.

It is estimated that Mengxin, who got into it by mistake, might just click in with the idea of ​​​​searching and exchanging questions in the first subject, such as asking about the nature and punishment of covering the license plate, only to find that the people inside are discussing another license plate number...

Just like the Li Yi bar in Baidu Tie Bar, the original intention was to discuss the players themselves, but after the establishment of the bar, it quickly turned around, satire, spoofs, venting and other activities emerged endlessly, involving all aspects of society, and every bit of life. Didi, finally became the most popular Baidu Tieba. Looking at all the Chinese communities, Diba is also well-known.

"Jia'er, come here." Gu Lingyi waited for her younger sister to come over, gently pinched the tips of her ears, and whispered the secrets.

Gu Jiaer's face changed when she heard her elder sister's staggering report.

"Yellow...yellow?"

Gu Jiaer's oval face seemed to be steaming, and it was like a crab on the pot at the moment, and it turned red in a blink of an eye.

The mobile phone in Lu Man's hand flickered, and the news of the ugly god arrived again.

[Ugly God]: Does the one you just posted suit your taste?

[Ugly God]: Don't you like it?The advantage of this film is that it is new enough. It was released in February this year. To be honest, the acting skills are quite average.

[Ugly God]: Why don't you start with Teacher Cang's debut work "Little Princess", and I'll give you the seeds.

"He still wants to give me seeds." Lu Man coughed, trying to argue, "The 21st century is indeed the century of creatures..."

Wang Xueai chuckled. Although she hadn't read it much, she had heard about such things as torrent files.

"delete!"

Gu Jiaer puffed up her cheeks, her tone became firm.

"Brother, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!"

"Please, he added me, and I didn't do anything. Take care."

In order to clarify himself, Lu Man immediately typed in the chat box under the unfriendly eyes of a pair of twins.

[Lu Man]: Senior, thank you for your help, I wonder if I can make friends with you, communicate seriously, no resources required
A few seconds later, the ugly god replied.

[Ugly God]: I have no serious friends

"Great villain!"

Seeing the news, Gu Jiaer spat.

Gu Lingyi stood aside, nodded her head, her sister was right!

[Ugly God]: Oh, junior Lu Man, my dear junior, what did I do to make you misunderstand me so deeply?You don't even want to call me ugly

Lu Manyile, this guy who focuses on pornography, is also a fan of "The Godfather".

[Ugly God]: Brother, I am very vulgar and have no other pursuits. The best affirmation for me is to often say "Is there any more?"

[Ugly God]: How about these?
[Ugly God]: [Picture] [Picture]
"Bah!" Wang Xueai also spat, and this time she had an intuitive understanding of the Ugly God being named one of the Four Great Evils.

[Ugly God]: Brother, the world has many misunderstandings about me.I don't know how many people's enlightenment education is missing. How sad it is to be blinded and dumbfounded when it is really used!We must realize the harm, necessity, importance, and urgency of it, and improve the correctness, accuracy, scalability, and immediacy of knowledge...

Gu Lingyi's weak eyes stared at the ground, she was embarrassed to look at Lu Man, she lowered her head and said loudly: "Brother, quickly delete!"

Lu Man gave an OK gesture.

[Lu Man]: Ugly god, I'm sorry, the family members are strictly controlled, I offended you!
Delete friend, block, confirm.

All in one go.

"Huh..." Gu Jiaer breathed a sigh of relief, then looked at Lu Man unnaturally, "Brother, you are still doing well."

Wang Xueai looked at a pair of shy twins, and moved her lips.

There is a sentence that I have thought about, but it is still inconvenient to say more.

If the ugly god just added people to post pictures and videos, he wouldn't be on the list of the four villains.

The Gu twins hadn't realized that before in the classroom in Building S, the ugly Niu Ben recognized Lu Man in a second and concluded that Lu Man was not a student of the Faculty of Arts, because he knew all the people in the Faculty of Liberal Arts like the back of the hand.

So, why does the ugly god know all the students in the Faculty of Arts?
Because this guy added people repeatedly and never gave up until he reached his goal, he would scout out boys in every grade and keep sending out resources without opening the trumpet.

Ugly god entered the freshman year, because he couldn't add a classmate for a long time, so he changed his avatar nickname and directly pretended to be a counselor.

When the classmate was flattered and asked for a friend from the counselor, he watched as his "counselor" teacher sent him "Time Stands Still!"After school female college student xxxx "...

Then Dongchuang's incident was revealed, and the ugly god was sued to the Youth League Committee. The ugly god became a god in one fell swoop, became famous in one battle, and became the spiritual leader of Huang Tuge in all the colleges and universities in the university town.

The Ugly God will continue to add people under the trumpet... Let's not talk to Gu Jiaer yet, right?Wang Xue'ai thought, anyway, all the male college students of Binhai Normal University have to go through this kind of experience, and Lu Man doesn't seem like a person who delays his business because of this kind of thing.

After deleting Ugly God's tuba, Lu Man and the three girls paused for a while.

"How can there be such a person..." Gu Jiaer muttered, "Sister Xiaoai, his behavior can be regarded as spreading bad habits, isn't the school doing something to him?"

"Actually, Ugly God has his own principles..." Wang Xueai smiled wryly, "I heard that he never took the initiative to send such nonsense to girls, so it's not a problem."

"Some girls even change their campus forum ID, QQ account information, and gender to male, sneaking into the ugly god's resource group..."

Gu Lingyi and Gu Jiaer looked at each other again.

Seeing each other's face, both sisters seemed to turn red again.

Lu Man: "One thing to say, according to statistics, 80% of boys should have seen this kind of resources."

Gu Lingyi glanced weakly at Lu Man: "Brother, do you want to say that you are the remaining 20%?"

This guy must have seen it.Gu Lingyi thought messily.

Guess that Lu Man has seen other women's honesty in this way.

A dull, sour emotion welled up in Gu Lingyi's heart.

Alas... This guy, because of him, his emotions have become inexplicable.

Gu Lingyi sighed.

"No." Lu Man said seriously, "I am one of the 80%."

"Heh, man." Gu Jiaer rolled his eyes at him, "Don't think that if you dare to act boldly, you can get away with it..."

"It's not about being daring." Lu Man said, "The main reason is that the remaining 20% ​​are those who have seen it, but refused to admit it."

(End of this chapter)