Reborn next door twins first grow up

Chapter 168 Ling Yi's Meeting with Parents and Claws

"You're not being honest."

Gu Lingyi pinched Lu Man's cuff and shook his arm.

"I've always called you brother. You can't do that, but you still have to act like a baby...you really push yourself."

Lu Man stretched out her paw to touch Gu Lingyi's little hand, she glanced at Lu Man vigilantly, with her little hand behind her back, not to give him an opportunity to take advantage of it.

Lu Man smiled nonchalantly, Shanren had her own clever plan, and let her take the initiative to pinch her claws later: "Your brother can pinch and count, and dealing with relatives, such trivial matters, can be easily grasped."

"Then what can you do?" Gu Lingyi looked expectant, "Say it to me obediently."

"For the sake of obediently calling me brother..."

"Hmph, you still mention it." Gu Lingyi snorted softly.

"Jiaer was on the way, and she shared her thoughts with me."

She smiled playfully: "Today's wedding is our cousin who married your cousin."

Gu Lingyi pointed to her little Qiong's nose, smiling brightly: "Aren't Jia'er and I older than my elder brother?"

"You two sisters." Lu Man pointed to his head, "There is a problem here."

"You have a problem!" Gu Lingyi snorted, "Jia'er is looking forward to you, so call her auntie."

"I can call her my sister-in-law."

"Bah." Gu Lingyi patted his arm lightly, "I knew you would say that."

"Marriage does not alienate relatives, and relatives do not suppress the master." Lu Man glanced at Gu Lingyi, "Take the current village head as an example, what do you call him an old man?"

"Hmm... Uncle Zou."

"My little uncle, today's official groom, calls him Big Brother Zou." Lu Man said jokingly, "Just because your cousin got married, how dare you call the village head and old man Big Brother?"

"Emmm..." Gu Lingyi knew she was wrong, and turned her head away.

"The names of the bride and groom's close relatives may need to be changed, but we are not in the direct line of generation. We can't make a difference, and we don't care about raising or lowering the seniority." Lu Man winked at her, "It's up to each other. Unchanged, you call me brother, and I call your sister sister-in-law."

"Screw you!"

Gu Lingyi kicked him on the shoe again. This guy has rough skin and thick flesh, and he was reluctant to use his strength to kick him by himself.

"What's the way to deal with relatives that you agreed upon!" Gu Lingyi urged him to explain the serious matter.

Lu Man said with a smile: "When you see your relatives, you always have to calculate in your head what to call them, and look forward and backward for fear of embarrassment due to introversion. And sweet-mouthed, there is nothing better than calling quickly, accurately and well-behaved. You solve it After this kind of thing, with your smart, beautiful and lovely appearance, relatives can only dote on you."

"Don't be stupid." Gu Lingyi was ashamed by his words.

She thought for a while: "It's easy to say, but hard to do. When I see strangers, I always have the embarrassing scene of calling them by the wrong name first. I'm afraid that I won't be able to say a few words and I will be cold. The more I think about it, the more afraid I am." , the more I fear, the more I think about it..."

"So you have to be confident. Before things go wrong, you'll be embarrassing for yourself who can't do well in the future." Lu Man smiled.

"So what's your brother's skill with abnormal brain circuits? Can you help me?"

"I've said it before, you can pinch and count." Lu Man blurted out, and then corrected, "Ah, no, why is my brain circuit abnormal——Ling Yi, stretch out your hand first."

Gu Lingyi obediently stretched out her white and soft little hand, and waved it in front of Lu Man's eyes.

"The fortune tellers under the bridge, have you seen them before? Why do they pinch their fingers when they tell fortunes?"

Gu Lingyi nodded, then shook her head again: "Create a fairy sword formula?"

"..." Lu Man felt that his future wife was really cute, "Stop reading online novels, and be fascinated by fairy tales."

"That's counting with the pads of your fingers."

Lu Man explained to Gu Lingyi: "A hand has five fingers, right?"

"Uh-huh."

"The combination of fingertips and fingertips is ten, which can be used to calculate the ten heavenly stems of A, B, C, and D; except for the thumb, which has two phalanges, the other four fingers have three. Three times four finger pulps can be used to calculate the twelve earthly branches of Zichou, Yin, and Mao. "

Gu Lingyi was stunned when he heard it, no wonder the fortune tellers in TV dramas and street fortune-telling stalls stretched out their hands to pinch their fingertips and fingertips, it turned out that they were not casting spells, but calculations.It's no wonder that those people can quickly calculate the horoscope of birthdays and the corresponding stems and branches of certain days.

"What does that have to do with today's relatives?" Gu Lingyi was very curious now, her radiant oval face raised, she fixedly looked at Lu Man, waiting for his answer.

Lu Man poked lightly on one of Gu Lingyi's pale fingers: "The knuckles of the index finger, from top to bottom, represent uncles, middle fingers represent aunts, ring fingers aunts and sisters-in-law, and little fingers represent uncles, uncles and brothers-in-law." , Thumb, there are only two joints, which represent the grandparents and maternal grandparents. Add the palm, it is the elder brothers and sisters of the same generation."

After Lu Man finished speaking, Gu Lingyi's almond eyes lit up, filled with surprise and joy.

"Well, it seems like fun..."

"Your relatives and friends in your family, please tell me their names in advance, and I will help you write them down, and then use this method to help you call them out boldly in person. As for the neighbors in the village, I also remember many people, I will give you Press a code in your hand, and you will know what to call in a second."

"I'll use this to remind you that the first time you touch the fingertips and the ends, it represents one, two, three, four, and the second time you touch the corresponding fingertips. For example, I will try one..."

Under Gu Lingyi's joyful eyes, Lu Man pinched the tip of Gu Lingyi's middle finger, and then stroked the third pad of her index finger.

Gu Lingyi thought about the secret signal just now, and immediately shouted: "Third Uncle!"

Lu Man smiled: "That's right, let's try one more."

Swipe the end of the index finger and press the first joint of the little finger.

"Second uncle!"

Gu Lingyi's eyes lit up, but the feeling that came out of her mind greatly relieved her urgent sense of tension and anxiety.

She gave Lu Man a white look reproachfully again: "Brother, are you taking advantage of me?"

"Then I'll change to an aunt, Jinzi (aunt) or something like that."

Lu Man looked at Gu Lingyi: "Do you want to familiarize yourself with the code?"

"No need!" Gu Lingyi was in high spirits, she tapped her toes happily, and was eager to try, "Brother, when I meet someone I don't know well, my mind will be in a mess with fear, and I'm not stupid. These passwords are very easy to remember. !"

After trying a few more times, almost after Lu Man squeezed her little hand, Gu Lingyi immediately said the correct and corresponding address.

"This is great!"

Gu Lingyi smiled with crooked eyebrows.

Sure enough, as expected of my elder brother, the smooth aura in the brain circuit is elusive, and it can be called the bell of good fortune.

After thinking about it for a while, Gu Lingyi frowned again.

Not right.

Something important was ignored by her.

"You took advantage of me."

Gu Lingyi figured it out, and stretched out her little hand in an instant.

"Brother, if you look like this, you'll take the opportunity to pinch my claws!"

I misunderstood him, I thought it was my brother who suddenly had a flash of light, with a strange brain circuit...

It is clearly deliberate, despicable and shameless!
(End of this chapter)