Reborn next door twins first grow up
Chapter 396 3 Little Pigs
"I took a video."
Lu Man wanted to sit down, but Gu Lingyi got up obediently and moved a seat outside, leaving a seat between the two sisters.
The two little heads were close to his shoulders, and almost the same fragrance immediately filled his nose.
On the screen of the mobile phone, child Qin Guanglin threw the carrot into the machine slot with a serious look on his face. Qin Guangyang started the juicer. As soon as the rumbling sound came out, another roommate started singing a powerful voice.
"Look at how bright the evening star is, shining with starlight~~~~~"
The twin sisters were startled, then laughed out loud.
"Pfft hahaha—actually singing to cover up the sound of the machine?"
"Do you want to press the machine once and sing a song?"
"Santa Lucia~~~~Santa~~~ Lucia——"
The twins hugged him on the left and right, and the two extremely beautiful girls were so amused that they were trembling with joy.
Lu Man felt that the atmosphere around him had changed a bit. He looked up and saw that most of the people sitting half-way apart, whether they were boys or girls, were looking at him with burning eyes.
There are also a small group of people who, although they are bumping heads and chatting, their eyes drift this way from time to time.
"Cough cough."
Lu Man took back his cell phone: "I'll watch it when I get back. Everyone is here, let's serve the food!"
"Lu Man." Ju Xiaoyu looked at the boy and said softly, "It seems there is one missing."
"It's Senior Liu Qicheng!" Gu Jiaer's eyes lit up. She felt that Ju Xiaoyu was paying attention to whether he was here or not. The two of them seemed to be having fun.
"Qi Cheng has something to do tonight."
Lu Man pretended to be mysterious and smiled at her: "Senior, I will know tomorrow."
"Okay, without further ado, let's unpack the Wuliangye I brought."
The one waving and shouting was Lu Tianyou from Communication University.
Lu Man looked at this senior and veteran member of the founding team of Three Kingdoms. When they first met half a year ago, he was still a bookish boy.Now we are together again, wearing leather jackets and crew-neck shirts, and a pair of toad sunglasses stuck to the collar late at night.
"Why do I remember, Tian You, you can't drink well?"
Lu Tianyou said "Hi": "Big boss, you and Ah Kai are strategizing in the rear area, while I am pushing the market away every day."
"Don't you know, big boss, that in these situations of building relationships and gaining channels, the degree of drinking determines the distance of the relationship."
Ah Kai also said: "Lu Man and Tian You are very hard. At first, they stayed up late socializing and vomited when they got back to school."
"Later, he bought small bottles of Xiaolang wine by himself. He bought it in boxes. He drank a little before going to bed every day to gradually improve his drinking ability."
Ah Kai still talks a little bit, but he hasn't changed much in the past six months. He has been designing new cards in school, and it doesn't matter whether he is in the classroom or the dormitory.
If someone is hiding from the rain, someone needs to hold an umbrella. Lu Man said to Lu Tianyou, "Thank you for your hard work. Let's just have fun tonight and drink less."
"Happy? Having fun is what makes you happy!"
Lu Tianyou opened his clothes and was dealing with the bosses outside. Even his tone was a bit reckless: "I heard that there are masters in Binhai Normal University. Isn't this the case? Even the school girls are lying like tigers. Hidden Dragon—Senior Ni Xiaoyu, oh, it’s you.”
Lu Man advised: "Tian You, everyone is not good at drinking. Let's get together to have fun. Don't worry about the old habit of meeting for a few sips of wine."
"Yes, senior, you should pay more attention to your health." Ni Xiaoyu saw that this old man from Yanjing was quite imposing, so she did not dare to say how much she drank.
"Hey, what's the point? I'm used to drinking." Lu Tianyou regarded drinking as a skill, and he was assimilated into the thought of being proud to drink the other person down. "Lu Man, if I don't say anything today, I will overwhelm half of you." people."
"Are you sure that if you don't write a letter, you have to drink martial arts?" Lu Man narrowed his eyes.
As soon as the words fell, the twin sisters stared at Lu Man together, and then turned to look at Lu Tianyou in synchronization.
"Uh-huh?……"
Suddenly being stared at by a pair of twin elementary school girls, Lu Tianyou was aroused and subconsciously straightened the collar of his leather jacket.
How do you feel... These two little sisters are treated differently? Their eyes are very soft when they look at Boss Lu, and when they turn to him——
It seems to be mixed with a bit of pity and sympathy?
"Brother." Gu Jiaer leaned on his shoulder and reminded in a low voice, "You can give Senior Tian You a warning that there are people outside, so he can take it easy in the future. However, you must also be careful yourself."
When Gu Lingyi heard her sister's words, she came over and added in a nonchalant manner: "It's okay, Jia'er, you guys will sleep in separate rooms tonight. Even if my brother snores, you don't have to be afraid."
"Uh..." Lu Man didn't even dare to breathe now.
"Gu Lingyi!" Gu Jia'er's face was a little red, but she stood up and didn't want to lose. She pushed herself up hard and glared at her sister.
"Huh, sister said you can't do it anymore." Gu Lingyi also met her sister's gaze, not any weaker than her.
"Um..." Lu Man said bitterly, "You two sisters are competing with each other, can you please take your hands off my legs first... I think I will turn blue if you press them..."
……
The next day.
Gu Lingyi and Gu Jia'er woke up from a long sleep. The two sisters were close to each other. However, the messy sheets and the quilt that only covered half of Gu Jia'er clearly recorded the way they rolled while sleeping last night. They might have held each other before falling asleep, but at night He started to kick his legs and turn over, and then subconsciously looked for each other when he fell asleep, and then he was pressed into a ball again.
Gu Jiaer's first reaction when she opened her eyes was to touch her phone. Instead of looking at the time display, she opened QQ first to check if there were any new messages from someone.
The news about a certain big pig's trotters still stopped at saying good night last night.
"Hey, Lingzhi asked us to go to her place so early?"
The two sisters lingered for a while, then changed their clothes and went to their best friend's floor.
The one who opened the door was Ju Xiaoyu, a senior who had just recognized the face of a scumbag and broke up with her. The girls were more worried about her mood, so some of her close friends took turns to accompany her. Last night, Lingzhi even invited her to her room. After sleeping all night, the two happily cursed the scumbag.
Lingzhi was on the sofa, waving to her two twin besties: "Lingyi, Jiaer, come on, take a look at this!"
Gu Jiaer was a little wary: "Lingzhi, you don't want to show your collection to Senior Sister Xiaoyu and us..."
"Go, go, go! That's already the project that Xiaoyu and I shared last night. This video is serious, but it's not right. It may not be that serious. Anyway, come and watch it!"
The four girls gathered in front of the laptop.The camera angle of the video was diagonally above a classroom. Gu Lingyi guessed that this was the angle of surveillance, and her face changed slightly: "Lingzhi, is this the newly leaked candid camera?"
"Ah! Lingyi, shut up!"
Lingzhi had a slight headache: "My image in your eyes is already so stereotyped."
The picture quickly dispelled Gu Lingyi's doubts and worries. After a while of speeding up, students gradually filled the entire lecture hall.
"It's the sports center next door."
Gu Jiaer glanced at Ju Xiaoyu carefully, her senior's ex-boyfriend who was the ultimate scumbag was from the sports academy.
"This was last night's event. The head of their department held a meeting and invited leaders from other departments and some experts."
Lingzhi had already watched the video in advance, and she was explaining it with excitement in her tone.
"Pay attention, the climax is coming."
Just as the department chair was holding a manuscript and talking, two strange "humming" sounds came from the storage room next to the rostrum.
The voices on the stage stopped, and then, when the wooden door opened, three piglets wearing little vests emerged.
Ju Xiaoyu's eyes showed disbelief at first, then she smiled and shook her head with emotion.
"Hahahahaha, why are there piglets?"
Gu Lingyi carefully identified the clothes Xiaozhu was wearing. There were words on them: "No. [-], No. [-], No. [-], and... what... scum, man?"
The department leaders present had obviously never encountered such a thing: three pigs ran amok during a meeting.
"Damn it, who did this-ouch!"
Before the department head finished scolding him, a pig swooped into his calf and gave him an iron head move on his shin.
There was chaos at the scene.
On the rostrum, leaders in suits and ties stood up and hid one after another, fearing that their reputation would be ruined if they were hit by a pig.
In the audience, the students burst into laughter, and the sounds of "fuck" and "cow beep" came and went.
Some student union members hurriedly emptied their schoolbags and carried them up to catch the pigs.
But the little piglet has the advantage of size and is extremely strong. His four little hooves can move very fast, making the students in the sports academy run around in circles.
"Is it my brother's fault?"
After Gu Jiaer asked a question, he and his sister Lingyi immediately said in unison: "It must be him!"
Lingzhi lazily leaned on the sofa and called Lu Man: "Hey, they are both here. Please explain to them."
"Brother." "Brother!"
"Didn't you have dinner with us last night?"
Lu Man's voice came: "Yeah, I didn't go to the sports academy. It was Qicheng, plus a few brothers from the sports academy who didn't like that scumbag. Qicheng said that he must avenge this. .”
"Oh~" The twins understood and looked back at Ju Xiaoyu.
Ju Xiaoyu turned her face to one side, feeling a little embarrassed.
"But it was my brother who came up with the idea—"
"Hey, girl, be careful, I'm suing you for slander." Lu Man said with a smile, "No one can prove who did it."
"Oh~ I understand, brother."
Gu Lingyi was a little relieved, but she kept having a question while watching the video: "But, brother, did you put the wrong clothes on Piggy?"
"That's right, that's how it was designed."
"Only number one, number three, and number four."
Lu Man guided her: "I only prepared three. Lingyi, what is your strongest thought, or question, right now?"
Gu Lingyi blurted out: "Where is No. [-]?"
"Yes, that's what I want."
"Ah...oh! I understand, brother, you are so bad."
Lingzhi saw Gu Lingyi talking to Lu Man on the phone in front of her sister, her smile became brighter, and she quickly poked her: "Just tell me whether this guy is childish or not."
Gu Jiaer immediately spoke to Lu Man: "You're not naive! Well done!"
"Brother, Senior Sister Xiaoyu is here too. I'll hang up the phone now. I'll talk to you later."
Gu Lingyi thought for a while and added: "Maybe you can come to Lingzhi later."
Ju Xiaoyu had a smile on her face and her eyes were shining: "Thank you, really, thank you."
"Senior, it seems there is one person I haven't thanked yet." Lingzhi blinked and reminded her not to forget Senior Liu Qicheng
"If you make a fuss like this, the effect will definitely not be bad."
Gu Jiaer pointed at the screen of the notebook: "Whose name is written on the pigs? What he did will definitely be magnified and made known to everyone."
Lingzhi added: "Senior Qi Cheng is a cautious person. Maybe he didn't even enter the school and only let the boys from the sports school who are willing to help let the pigs go. These leaders who have been swayed by the pigs probably can't find Senior Qi Cheng and the others." Come on, I will vent my anger on the scumbag who caused the trouble."
Ju Xiaoyu kept smiling, but did not answer the question to discuss Liu Qicheng: "Our boss Lu, how should I put it, when that incident happened, he was so stubborn and stood in the front. Now, he is so naughty and uses children's pranks. .”
"Brother, he is." Gu Lingyi smiled, bowed her head a little shyly and said, "In the wind and rain, he is an adult, but in the sunshine, he is like a child."
"Yes, she is indeed my sister!" Gu Jiaer put his arms around his sister Lingyi's shoulders and stretched his thumb in front of her eyes, "That's what I want to say in my heart!"
……
In the next week, everyone in the sports academy was looking for Pig No. [-]... (End of chapter)
Lu Man wanted to sit down, but Gu Lingyi got up obediently and moved a seat outside, leaving a seat between the two sisters.
The two little heads were close to his shoulders, and almost the same fragrance immediately filled his nose.
On the screen of the mobile phone, child Qin Guanglin threw the carrot into the machine slot with a serious look on his face. Qin Guangyang started the juicer. As soon as the rumbling sound came out, another roommate started singing a powerful voice.
"Look at how bright the evening star is, shining with starlight~~~~~"
The twin sisters were startled, then laughed out loud.
"Pfft hahaha—actually singing to cover up the sound of the machine?"
"Do you want to press the machine once and sing a song?"
"Santa Lucia~~~~Santa~~~ Lucia——"
The twins hugged him on the left and right, and the two extremely beautiful girls were so amused that they were trembling with joy.
Lu Man felt that the atmosphere around him had changed a bit. He looked up and saw that most of the people sitting half-way apart, whether they were boys or girls, were looking at him with burning eyes.
There are also a small group of people who, although they are bumping heads and chatting, their eyes drift this way from time to time.
"Cough cough."
Lu Man took back his cell phone: "I'll watch it when I get back. Everyone is here, let's serve the food!"
"Lu Man." Ju Xiaoyu looked at the boy and said softly, "It seems there is one missing."
"It's Senior Liu Qicheng!" Gu Jiaer's eyes lit up. She felt that Ju Xiaoyu was paying attention to whether he was here or not. The two of them seemed to be having fun.
"Qi Cheng has something to do tonight."
Lu Man pretended to be mysterious and smiled at her: "Senior, I will know tomorrow."
"Okay, without further ado, let's unpack the Wuliangye I brought."
The one waving and shouting was Lu Tianyou from Communication University.
Lu Man looked at this senior and veteran member of the founding team of Three Kingdoms. When they first met half a year ago, he was still a bookish boy.Now we are together again, wearing leather jackets and crew-neck shirts, and a pair of toad sunglasses stuck to the collar late at night.
"Why do I remember, Tian You, you can't drink well?"
Lu Tianyou said "Hi": "Big boss, you and Ah Kai are strategizing in the rear area, while I am pushing the market away every day."
"Don't you know, big boss, that in these situations of building relationships and gaining channels, the degree of drinking determines the distance of the relationship."
Ah Kai also said: "Lu Man and Tian You are very hard. At first, they stayed up late socializing and vomited when they got back to school."
"Later, he bought small bottles of Xiaolang wine by himself. He bought it in boxes. He drank a little before going to bed every day to gradually improve his drinking ability."
Ah Kai still talks a little bit, but he hasn't changed much in the past six months. He has been designing new cards in school, and it doesn't matter whether he is in the classroom or the dormitory.
If someone is hiding from the rain, someone needs to hold an umbrella. Lu Man said to Lu Tianyou, "Thank you for your hard work. Let's just have fun tonight and drink less."
"Happy? Having fun is what makes you happy!"
Lu Tianyou opened his clothes and was dealing with the bosses outside. Even his tone was a bit reckless: "I heard that there are masters in Binhai Normal University. Isn't this the case? Even the school girls are lying like tigers. Hidden Dragon—Senior Ni Xiaoyu, oh, it’s you.”
Lu Man advised: "Tian You, everyone is not good at drinking. Let's get together to have fun. Don't worry about the old habit of meeting for a few sips of wine."
"Yes, senior, you should pay more attention to your health." Ni Xiaoyu saw that this old man from Yanjing was quite imposing, so she did not dare to say how much she drank.
"Hey, what's the point? I'm used to drinking." Lu Tianyou regarded drinking as a skill, and he was assimilated into the thought of being proud to drink the other person down. "Lu Man, if I don't say anything today, I will overwhelm half of you." people."
"Are you sure that if you don't write a letter, you have to drink martial arts?" Lu Man narrowed his eyes.
As soon as the words fell, the twin sisters stared at Lu Man together, and then turned to look at Lu Tianyou in synchronization.
"Uh-huh?……"
Suddenly being stared at by a pair of twin elementary school girls, Lu Tianyou was aroused and subconsciously straightened the collar of his leather jacket.
How do you feel... These two little sisters are treated differently? Their eyes are very soft when they look at Boss Lu, and when they turn to him——
It seems to be mixed with a bit of pity and sympathy?
"Brother." Gu Jiaer leaned on his shoulder and reminded in a low voice, "You can give Senior Tian You a warning that there are people outside, so he can take it easy in the future. However, you must also be careful yourself."
When Gu Lingyi heard her sister's words, she came over and added in a nonchalant manner: "It's okay, Jia'er, you guys will sleep in separate rooms tonight. Even if my brother snores, you don't have to be afraid."
"Uh..." Lu Man didn't even dare to breathe now.
"Gu Lingyi!" Gu Jia'er's face was a little red, but she stood up and didn't want to lose. She pushed herself up hard and glared at her sister.
"Huh, sister said you can't do it anymore." Gu Lingyi also met her sister's gaze, not any weaker than her.
"Um..." Lu Man said bitterly, "You two sisters are competing with each other, can you please take your hands off my legs first... I think I will turn blue if you press them..."
……
The next day.
Gu Lingyi and Gu Jia'er woke up from a long sleep. The two sisters were close to each other. However, the messy sheets and the quilt that only covered half of Gu Jia'er clearly recorded the way they rolled while sleeping last night. They might have held each other before falling asleep, but at night He started to kick his legs and turn over, and then subconsciously looked for each other when he fell asleep, and then he was pressed into a ball again.
Gu Jiaer's first reaction when she opened her eyes was to touch her phone. Instead of looking at the time display, she opened QQ first to check if there were any new messages from someone.
The news about a certain big pig's trotters still stopped at saying good night last night.
"Hey, Lingzhi asked us to go to her place so early?"
The two sisters lingered for a while, then changed their clothes and went to their best friend's floor.
The one who opened the door was Ju Xiaoyu, a senior who had just recognized the face of a scumbag and broke up with her. The girls were more worried about her mood, so some of her close friends took turns to accompany her. Last night, Lingzhi even invited her to her room. After sleeping all night, the two happily cursed the scumbag.
Lingzhi was on the sofa, waving to her two twin besties: "Lingyi, Jiaer, come on, take a look at this!"
Gu Jiaer was a little wary: "Lingzhi, you don't want to show your collection to Senior Sister Xiaoyu and us..."
"Go, go, go! That's already the project that Xiaoyu and I shared last night. This video is serious, but it's not right. It may not be that serious. Anyway, come and watch it!"
The four girls gathered in front of the laptop.The camera angle of the video was diagonally above a classroom. Gu Lingyi guessed that this was the angle of surveillance, and her face changed slightly: "Lingzhi, is this the newly leaked candid camera?"
"Ah! Lingyi, shut up!"
Lingzhi had a slight headache: "My image in your eyes is already so stereotyped."
The picture quickly dispelled Gu Lingyi's doubts and worries. After a while of speeding up, students gradually filled the entire lecture hall.
"It's the sports center next door."
Gu Jiaer glanced at Ju Xiaoyu carefully, her senior's ex-boyfriend who was the ultimate scumbag was from the sports academy.
"This was last night's event. The head of their department held a meeting and invited leaders from other departments and some experts."
Lingzhi had already watched the video in advance, and she was explaining it with excitement in her tone.
"Pay attention, the climax is coming."
Just as the department chair was holding a manuscript and talking, two strange "humming" sounds came from the storage room next to the rostrum.
The voices on the stage stopped, and then, when the wooden door opened, three piglets wearing little vests emerged.
Ju Xiaoyu's eyes showed disbelief at first, then she smiled and shook her head with emotion.
"Hahahahaha, why are there piglets?"
Gu Lingyi carefully identified the clothes Xiaozhu was wearing. There were words on them: "No. [-], No. [-], No. [-], and... what... scum, man?"
The department leaders present had obviously never encountered such a thing: three pigs ran amok during a meeting.
"Damn it, who did this-ouch!"
Before the department head finished scolding him, a pig swooped into his calf and gave him an iron head move on his shin.
There was chaos at the scene.
On the rostrum, leaders in suits and ties stood up and hid one after another, fearing that their reputation would be ruined if they were hit by a pig.
In the audience, the students burst into laughter, and the sounds of "fuck" and "cow beep" came and went.
Some student union members hurriedly emptied their schoolbags and carried them up to catch the pigs.
But the little piglet has the advantage of size and is extremely strong. His four little hooves can move very fast, making the students in the sports academy run around in circles.
"Is it my brother's fault?"
After Gu Jiaer asked a question, he and his sister Lingyi immediately said in unison: "It must be him!"
Lingzhi lazily leaned on the sofa and called Lu Man: "Hey, they are both here. Please explain to them."
"Brother." "Brother!"
"Didn't you have dinner with us last night?"
Lu Man's voice came: "Yeah, I didn't go to the sports academy. It was Qicheng, plus a few brothers from the sports academy who didn't like that scumbag. Qicheng said that he must avenge this. .”
"Oh~" The twins understood and looked back at Ju Xiaoyu.
Ju Xiaoyu turned her face to one side, feeling a little embarrassed.
"But it was my brother who came up with the idea—"
"Hey, girl, be careful, I'm suing you for slander." Lu Man said with a smile, "No one can prove who did it."
"Oh~ I understand, brother."
Gu Lingyi was a little relieved, but she kept having a question while watching the video: "But, brother, did you put the wrong clothes on Piggy?"
"That's right, that's how it was designed."
"Only number one, number three, and number four."
Lu Man guided her: "I only prepared three. Lingyi, what is your strongest thought, or question, right now?"
Gu Lingyi blurted out: "Where is No. [-]?"
"Yes, that's what I want."
"Ah...oh! I understand, brother, you are so bad."
Lingzhi saw Gu Lingyi talking to Lu Man on the phone in front of her sister, her smile became brighter, and she quickly poked her: "Just tell me whether this guy is childish or not."
Gu Jiaer immediately spoke to Lu Man: "You're not naive! Well done!"
"Brother, Senior Sister Xiaoyu is here too. I'll hang up the phone now. I'll talk to you later."
Gu Lingyi thought for a while and added: "Maybe you can come to Lingzhi later."
Ju Xiaoyu had a smile on her face and her eyes were shining: "Thank you, really, thank you."
"Senior, it seems there is one person I haven't thanked yet." Lingzhi blinked and reminded her not to forget Senior Liu Qicheng
"If you make a fuss like this, the effect will definitely not be bad."
Gu Jiaer pointed at the screen of the notebook: "Whose name is written on the pigs? What he did will definitely be magnified and made known to everyone."
Lingzhi added: "Senior Qi Cheng is a cautious person. Maybe he didn't even enter the school and only let the boys from the sports school who are willing to help let the pigs go. These leaders who have been swayed by the pigs probably can't find Senior Qi Cheng and the others." Come on, I will vent my anger on the scumbag who caused the trouble."
Ju Xiaoyu kept smiling, but did not answer the question to discuss Liu Qicheng: "Our boss Lu, how should I put it, when that incident happened, he was so stubborn and stood in the front. Now, he is so naughty and uses children's pranks. .”
"Brother, he is." Gu Lingyi smiled, bowed her head a little shyly and said, "In the wind and rain, he is an adult, but in the sunshine, he is like a child."
"Yes, she is indeed my sister!" Gu Jiaer put his arms around his sister Lingyi's shoulders and stretched his thumb in front of her eyes, "That's what I want to say in my heart!"
……
In the next week, everyone in the sports academy was looking for Pig No. [-]... (End of chapter)
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